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Tr_Omer 274 points 4 days ago Vince McMahon made him drop the Presidency to Triple H of course. FlipperDoigt703 17 points 4 days ago it's burying time
Tr_Omer 274 points 4 days ago Vince McMahon made him drop the Presidency to Triple H of course. FlipperDoigt703 17 points 4 days ago it's burying time

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Impeaching The Rock #6

CatchingRays 8.6k points 4 days ago edited 3 days ago 44 year old tire salesman from New Jersey Dwayne Johnson, Who has a slight resemblance to The Rock Johnson, was impeached today. The day after he was elected. Congresswoman Jenny McCarthy stated that the people were misled to believe they were voting for The Rock, when they were actually voting for The Sock (A nickname given to him after he left his fly open at a campaign event in Iowa). Congresswoman Jenny went on to say, "Once we get past this, we can move on to the serious business of government. My bill to require on screen TV experience to run for office will prevent this from ever happening again."
CatchingRays 8.6k points 4 days ago edited 3 days ago 44 year old tire salesman from New Jersey Dwayne Johnson, Who has a slight resemblance to The Rock Johnson, was impeached today. The day after he was elected. Congresswoman Jenny McCarthy stated that the people were misled to believe they were voting for The Rock, when they were actually voting for The Sock (A nickname given to him after he left his fly open at a campaign event in Iowa). Congresswoman Jenny went on to say, "Once we get past this, we can move on to the serious business of government. My bill to require on screen TV experience to run for office will prevent this from ever happening again."

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Impeaching The Rock #5

red_carpet_hero 10.5k points 4 days ago S He body slammed the Vice-President. alltherobots 4.2k points 4 days ago No no, we'll allow that.
red_carpet_hero 10.5k points 4 days ago S He body slammed the Vice-President. alltherobots 4.2k points 4 days ago No no, we'll allow that.

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Impeaching The Rock #4

Mixine23 16.5k points 4 days ago He refused to take part in Fast and Furious 69 Wetspongeey 8.7k points 4 days ago2 Fast and furious 69 the final blow
Mixine23 16.5k points 4 days ago He refused to take part in Fast and Furious 69 Wetspongeey 8.7k points 4 days ago2 Fast and furious 69 the final blow

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Impeaching The Rock #3

GoodLordChokeAnABomb 13.0k points 4 days ago The Big Show finds video footage that proves he actually won the election. But then his campaign is ruined by the conspiracy theory that he was born in France, as the son of Andre the Giant. So Triple H goes over, with the help of the New World Order, and the Reign of Terror begins again. uh_oh_hotdog 2.5k points 4 days ago If Triple H can run the country like he runs NXT, we're in for a good time.
GoodLordChokeAnABomb 13.0k points 4 days ago The Big Show finds video footage that proves he actually won the election. But then his campaign is ruined by the conspiracy theory that he was born in France, as the son of Andre the Giant. So Triple H goes over, with the help of the New World Order, and the Reign of Terror begins again. uh_oh_hotdog 2.5k points 4 days ago If Triple H can run the country like he runs NXT, we're in for a good time.

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Impeaching The Rock #2

Colinswheatman 17.2k points 4 days ago Раper? 26326312 851 points 4 days ago I remember the 2028 elections like they were yesterday. Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson was taking on Sarah 'Scissor' Paulson (as she now likes to be called) and it was a crushing defeat by Dwayne. But, he forgot about paper. People always forget about paper.
Colinswheatman 17.2k points 4 days ago Раper? 26326312 851 points 4 days ago I remember the 2028 elections like they were yesterday. Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson was taking on Sarah 'Scissor' Paulson (as she now likes to be called) and it was a crushing defeat by Dwayne. But, he forgot about paper. People always forget about paper.

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judgingyoujudgingme 6 points 15 days ago A concert ticket. m4ttyyy 8 points 15 days ago what concerts are you going to that are $20?! Waldemar-Firehammer 6 points 15 days ago Lawn tickets for small local venues, they're all over here in the Midwest, though you have to be willing to deal with some crummy weather sometimes. judgingyoujudgingme 1 point 14 days ago Agreed!!
judgingyoujudgingme 6 points 15 days ago A concert ticket. m4ttyyy 8 points 15 days ago what concerts are you going to that are $20?! Waldemar-Firehammer 6 points 15 days ago Lawn tickets for small local venues, they're all over here in the Midwest, though you have to be willing to deal with some crummy weather sometimes. judgingyoujudgingme 1 point 14 days ago Agreed!!

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scott60561 53 points 15 days ago I love to gamble I'd gamble on something. I can always find some kind of action for $20 EdwardLewisVIII 35 points 15 days ago I hate gambling. I always lose. Phaedrug 22 points 15 days ago Wanna bet on it? GJacks75 12 points 15 days ago You should put money on it.
scott60561 53 points 15 days ago I love to gamble I'd gamble on something. I can always find some kind of action for $20 EdwardLewisVIII 35 points 15 days ago I hate gambling. I always lose. Phaedrug 22 points 15 days ago Wanna bet on it? GJacks75 12 points 15 days ago You should put money on it.

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Zac63mh8 39 points 15 days ago Macklemore made a whole song about this mediterraneanmonkeys 2 points 15 days ago This should be higher
Zac63mh8 39 points 15 days ago Macklemore made a whole song about this mediterraneanmonkeys 2 points 15 days ago This should be higher

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sheknits_ 26.1k points 15 days ago2 5 My favorite thing I used to do was take my dog to this really great park. We'd get there early enough that it was quiet and we'd hang out by the river. Then when it started getting warm we'd go through the drive thru at McDonald's, get some ice cream and fries (she'd get maybe one or two fries dipped in ice cream, nothing excessive). If we still had energy we'd walk around PetCo and she'd get a small treat or maybe a toy if they were on clearance. That was the best summer ever. Ecp42 5.7k points 15 days ago This is the answer that made me the happiest.
sheknits_ 26.1k points 15 days ago2 5 My favorite thing I used to do was take my dog to this really great park. We'd get there early enough that it was quiet and we'd hang out by the river. Then when it started getting warm we'd go through the drive thru at McDonald's, get some ice cream and fries (she'd get maybe one or two fries dipped in ice cream, nothing excessive). If we still had energy we'd walk around PetCo and she'd get a small treat or maybe a toy if they were on clearance. That was the best summer ever. Ecp42 5.7k points 15 days ago This is the answer that made me the happiest.

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redditusernamehonked 2.4k points 15 days ago A bottle of Lismore scotch is $18 at Trader Joe's Fun for lonely, solitary drinkers. slayalldayyyy 879 points 15 days ago I'm sorry, there's hard liquor at your Trader Joe's?????? Mine can't even sell wine.
redditusernamehonked 2.4k points 15 days ago A bottle of Lismore scotch is $18 at Trader Joe's Fun for lonely, solitary drinkers. slayalldayyyy 879 points 15 days ago I'm sorry, there's hard liquor at your Trader Joe's?????? Mine can't even sell wine.

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ThatBasicBixch 7.5k points 15 days ago edited 14 days ago Get 2,000 pennies in a bowl, and chuck them all into one of those wish fountains Short_a_ladle 2.2k points 15 days ago Good chance atleast one of those wishes comes true if you live to 75!
ThatBasicBixch 7.5k points 15 days ago edited 14 days ago Get 2,000 pennies in a bowl, and chuck them all into one of those wish fountains Short_a_ladle 2.2k points 15 days ago Good chance atleast one of those wishes comes true if you live to 75!

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redpatchedsox 11.7k points 15 days ago Tie it to a thin thread and lay it on the ground. When someone tries to grab it, pull the thread. cleanmachine2244 6.7k points 15 days ago I did this once in an amusement park with a fake 20 when I was like 13. It was legitimately one of my favorite memories.
redpatchedsox 11.7k points 15 days ago Tie it to a thin thread and lay it on the ground. When someone tries to grab it, pull the thread. cleanmachine2244 6.7k points 15 days ago I did this once in an amusement park with a fake 20 when I was like 13. It was legitimately one of my favorite memories.

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FlamingoPants42 4.3k points 15 days ago Buy a fuckton of glow sticks and some White Castle. Pantelima 1.4k points 15 days ago dubstep sounds in the distance PM ME_UR_XYLOPHONES 997 points 15 days ago Unce unce unce unce unce
FlamingoPants42 4.3k points 15 days ago Buy a fuckton of glow sticks and some White Castle. Pantelima 1.4k points 15 days ago dubstep sounds in the distance PM ME_UR_XYLOPHONES 997 points 15 days ago Unce unce unce unce unce

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kelseybrew18 17.5k points 15 days ago You can take you and half of your date to a movie King_Spamula 8.5k points 15 days ago "Sorry, I don't have enough to buy your ticket, but I can pay for your torso's ticket" derps_with_ducks 3.1k points 15 days ago Here I go killing again!
kelseybrew18 17.5k points 15 days ago You can take you and half of your date to a movie King_Spamula 8.5k points 15 days ago "Sorry, I don't have enough to buy your ticket, but I can pay for your torso's ticket" derps_with_ducks 3.1k points 15 days ago Here I go killing again!

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Simbastatin 13.3k points 15 days ago Chuck E. Cheese and their 1 token per game policy
Simbastatin 13.3k points 15 days ago Chuck E. Cheese and their 1 token per game policy

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memorablename123 13.8k points 15 days ago Go into dollar tree, feel like a king Pantelima 7.4k points 15 days ago H--------! That's actually a dope idea! 5 containers for leftovers, 2 boxes of movie theater candy, a bag of decorative marbles, a box of crayons and a coloring book, a lip gloss, a pregnancy test, and a Thanksgiving turkey yard decoration! Absoline 3.7k points 15 days ago if it was 7 year old me then there'd be 20 bags of marbles just to flex on my siblings
memorablename123 13.8k points 15 days ago Go into dollar tree, feel like a king Pantelima 7.4k points 15 days ago H--------! That's actually a dope idea! 5 containers for leftovers, 2 boxes of movie theater candy, a bag of decorative marbles, a box of crayons and a coloring book, a lip gloss, a pregnancy test, and a Thanksgiving turkey yard decoration! Absoline 3.7k points 15 days ago if it was 7 year old me then there'd be 20 bags of marbles just to flex on my siblings

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