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weirdest date #12
![1 day ago catinreverse 702 points I went on a date with a girl who's apartment looked like John Cusacks apartment in Being John Malkovich. Don't get me wrong, I love animals. In fact I work with animals.m, but when someone apartment has a kiddie pool with turtle in it instead of a coffee in their living room it's a little much](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/576/185/896.png)
![1 day ago catinreverse 702 points I went on a date with a girl who's apartment looked like John Cusacks apartment in Being John Malkovich. Don't get me wrong, I love animals. In fact I work with animals.m, but when someone apartment has a kiddie pool with turtle in it instead of a coffee in their living room it's a little much](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/576/185/896.png)
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weirdest date #10
![KelsasaurusRex21 100 points 19 hours ago a full on tux We were going mini golfing and the dude picked me up wearing It was so odd and everything about the date was uncomfortable.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/576/182/db1.png)
![KelsasaurusRex21 100 points 19 hours ago a full on tux We were going mini golfing and the dude picked me up wearing It was so odd and everything about the date was uncomfortable.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/576/182/db1.png)
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weirdest date #9
![Geezenstack444 1.1k points 1 day ago I went on a date with a guy who was supposed to pick me up after work. He showed up before my shift started, stayed all day. He stole stuff from my work, or tried to. I wasn't aware of this until coworkers told me the next day. He brought me to the waffle house and blew his nose at the table repeatedly. He went to the bathroom a bunch as well. His car broke down when it was time to leave and our waitress, who he tipped in change, had to give him a jump. He also told me about his hobby of larping, which is live action role playing or dressing up like weird stuff for those who don't know, and told me that the books I read were for stupid people. He asked me out for five years after this, and I blocked him on all media. I finally changed my email address and got rid of him.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/576/181/5dd.png)
![Geezenstack444 1.1k points 1 day ago I went on a date with a guy who was supposed to pick me up after work. He showed up before my shift started, stayed all day. He stole stuff from my work, or tried to. I wasn't aware of this until coworkers told me the next day. He brought me to the waffle house and blew his nose at the table repeatedly. He went to the bathroom a bunch as well. His car broke down when it was time to leave and our waitress, who he tipped in change, had to give him a jump. He also told me about his hobby of larping, which is live action role playing or dressing up like weird stuff for those who don't know, and told me that the books I read were for stupid people. He asked me out for five years after this, and I blocked him on all media. I finally changed my email address and got rid of him.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/576/181/5dd.png)
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weirdest date #8
![23 hours ago EmptyMoon22 656 points The guy played Dance Dance Revolution for a stood there. I left and played good 45 minutes while I just couple arcade games by myself, then came а back and he was still playing. On the car ride home, he asked how many children I wanted and started suggesting names for "our kids". Then tried to make out with me when I got home. Nope goodbyeeeee](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/576/180/8a6.png)
![23 hours ago EmptyMoon22 656 points The guy played Dance Dance Revolution for a stood there. I left and played good 45 minutes while I just couple arcade games by myself, then came а back and he was still playing. On the car ride home, he asked how many children I wanted and started suggesting names for "our kids". Then tried to make out with me when I got home. Nope goodbyeeeee](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/576/180/8a6.png)
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weirdest date #7
![23 hours agO ryanzbt 1.4k points We met at Applebees, and she brought a friend with her which was odd because this was a first date, then she invited me to her place for more drinks, she lived in a single-wide trailer that was in the back yard of her parents place, which was also a single-wide. She went to her room and shut the door and I was left there by myself. In the morning I left and her dad was shirtless watching me leave and yelling at some dogs that I think were trying to attack me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/576/179/497.png)
![23 hours agO ryanzbt 1.4k points We met at Applebees, and she brought a friend with her which was odd because this was a first date, then she invited me to her place for more drinks, she lived in a single-wide trailer that was in the back yard of her parents place, which was also a single-wide. She went to her room and shut the door and I was left there by myself. In the morning I left and her dad was shirtless watching me leave and yelling at some dogs that I think were trying to attack me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/576/179/497.png)
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weirdest date #6
![darmenda 2.9k points 1 day ago My first dating app date. Starts off pretty good, we barely put in our dinner order and her phone starts blowing up. Her ex was drunk and causing a scene kept calling, then her roommate started and then the landlord calls threatening to call the police. We get our food to go and I take her back to her apt. Long story short, both her and her ex are crying messes, she goes inside, leaves me outside with crying drunk ex who starts telling me outside her apt. Her ex all about how he messed their relationship. Dude is way too drunk to drive, I end up driving him to his apt, Uber back to my car, realize my date took all the food with her. The joys of dating!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/576/177/b10.png)
![darmenda 2.9k points 1 day ago My first dating app date. Starts off pretty good, we barely put in our dinner order and her phone starts blowing up. Her ex was drunk and causing a scene kept calling, then her roommate started and then the landlord calls threatening to call the police. We get our food to go and I take her back to her apt. Long story short, both her and her ex are crying messes, she goes inside, leaves me outside with crying drunk ex who starts telling me outside her apt. Her ex all about how he messed their relationship. Dude is way too drunk to drive, I end up driving him to his apt, Uber back to my car, realize my date took all the food with her. The joys of dating!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/576/177/b10.png)
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weirdest date #5
![_BeKindToAnimals_ 6.9k points 1 day ago Dated a woman who didn't tell me she needed meds because she was psychotic. In the middle of dinner (at a restaurant) she got quiet and distracted. I asked if she was feeling okay. Apparently one of the voices told her I was a horrible person and she pulled a steak knife on me. A customer was able to talk to her, and got her to put the knife down. The police week later, she sent me a letter with proof that she's been in counseling for a long time, takes medication, and included a heart felt apology were called, and she was arrested. I didn't press charges, and about a](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/576/176/d18.png)
![_BeKindToAnimals_ 6.9k points 1 day ago Dated a woman who didn't tell me she needed meds because she was psychotic. In the middle of dinner (at a restaurant) she got quiet and distracted. I asked if she was feeling okay. Apparently one of the voices told her I was a horrible person and she pulled a steak knife on me. A customer was able to talk to her, and got her to put the knife down. The police week later, she sent me a letter with proof that she's been in counseling for a long time, takes medication, and included a heart felt apology were called, and she was arrested. I didn't press charges, and about a](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/576/176/d18.png)
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weirdest date #4
![21 hours ago amberlumps 4.6k points Third date with a guy from hinge. Started of completely normal- went to a for a few drinks. Pub closes. Guy invites me back to his. pub We get back to his and have a few more drinks, he then asks if I'd like to smoke joint. Hadn't smoked for a few years but thought "hey it'll be fine". End up feeling very sick and unable to move. Guy doesn't have a bucket or bowl so over the entire kitchen bin and places it next to me. He then suggests a brings we watch a movie. Guy puts on American Psycho and I sit there for the next two hours paralysed and paranoid completely convinced he's going to murder me. Also he lived on a boat.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/576/175/d1f.png)
![21 hours ago amberlumps 4.6k points Third date with a guy from hinge. Started of completely normal- went to a for a few drinks. Pub closes. Guy invites me back to his. pub We get back to his and have a few more drinks, he then asks if I'd like to smoke joint. Hadn't smoked for a few years but thought "hey it'll be fine". End up feeling very sick and unable to move. Guy doesn't have a bucket or bowl so over the entire kitchen bin and places it next to me. He then suggests a brings we watch a movie. Guy puts on American Psycho and I sit there for the next two hours paralysed and paranoid completely convinced he's going to murder me. Also he lived on a boat.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/576/175/d1f.png)
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Weirdest date #3
![23 hours ago AtomicMojave 10.6k points I went on a date with a girl to a bar and grill. The girl just got set free from a bad relationship. The bartender was her uncle, the server was her sister, and her fresh ex-boyfriend was there on a date with another guy.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/576/174/0e4.png)
![23 hours ago AtomicMojave 10.6k points I went on a date with a girl to a bar and grill. The girl just got set free from a bad relationship. The bartender was her uncle, the server was her sister, and her fresh ex-boyfriend was there on a date with another guy.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/576/174/0e4.png)
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weirdest date #2
![20 hours ago EpicSchwinn 542 points When I was 15, a girl asked me to the movies. It was I Love You, Man. Her parents decided to attend too. Then one of the characters cursed like 10 minutes into the movie and the parents told us we were leaving. They took me right home and that was that.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/576/173/9d6.png)
![20 hours ago EpicSchwinn 542 points When I was 15, a girl asked me to the movies. It was I Love You, Man. Her parents decided to attend too. Then one of the characters cursed like 10 minutes into the movie and the parents told us we were leaving. They took me right home and that was that.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/576/173/9d6.png)
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The dirtiest secret
![This "wholesome":/memes/wholesome-memes image was "found on Imgur":https://imgur.com/gallery/iCpV699 as well as on a "list of amusing memes":https://cheezburger.com/8454405/49-amusing-memes-simply-here-for-your-enjoyment on Memebase.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/496/760/e9e.jpeg)
![This "wholesome":/memes/wholesome-memes image was "found on Imgur":https://imgur.com/gallery/iCpV699 as well as on a "list of amusing memes":https://cheezburger.com/8454405/49-amusing-memes-simply-here-for-your-enjoyment on Memebase.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/496/760/e9e.jpeg)
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Lies you can tell your children
![Telling your children that cinco de mayo and "titanic":/memes/subcultures/titanic are related. Taken from a list of "32 Pics and Memes to Improve Your Mood":https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/32-pics-and-memes-to-improve-your-mood/85964635/ from eBaum's world.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/494/861/e7d.jpg)
![Telling your children that cinco de mayo and "titanic":/memes/subcultures/titanic are related. Taken from a list of "32 Pics and Memes to Improve Your Mood":https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/32-pics-and-memes-to-improve-your-mood/85964635/ from eBaum's world.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/494/861/e7d.jpg)
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Helping out a friend
![Post about someone helping out their best friend financially, after seeing him eating "pizza":/memes/cultures/pizza from the trash. Taken from a list of "32 Pics and Memes to Improve Your Mood":https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/32-pics-and-memes-to-improve-your-mood/85964635/ from eBaum's world.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/494/841/7de.jpg)
![Post about someone helping out their best friend financially, after seeing him eating "pizza":/memes/cultures/pizza from the trash. Taken from a list of "32 Pics and Memes to Improve Your Mood":https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/32-pics-and-memes-to-improve-your-mood/85964635/ from eBaum's world.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/494/841/7de.jpg)
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