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NorwegianSteam 144 points · 1 day ago Hey baby, I'm still employed.
NorwegianSteam 144 points · 1 day ago Hey baby, I'm still employed.

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iamawesome125 656 points · 1 day ago Restaurants and bars may be closed, but im open for business
iamawesome125 656 points · 1 day ago Restaurants and bars may be closed, but im open for business

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The_ledgand69 18.0k points · 1 day ago Wanna get closer than 6 feet
The_ledgand69 18.0k points · 1 day ago Wanna get closer than 6 feet

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digitaljestin 6.8k points · 1 day ago S What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? Or anyplace? Seriously, w--? Go home.
digitaljestin 6.8k points · 1 day ago S What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? Or anyplace? Seriously, w--? Go home.

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PervPrincess 14.Ok points · 1 day ago I'm in the UK. A guy used this on me: "Come on over, I'll pay your fine if you get stopped"
PervPrincess 14.Ok points · 1 day ago I'm in the UK. A guy used this on me: "Come on over, I'll pay your fine if you get stopped"

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accordingtozombie 11.1k points · 1 day ago Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
accordingtozombie 11.1k points · 1 day ago Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

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secret_3108 20.1k points · 1 day ago a S Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
secret_3108 20.1k points · 1 day ago a S Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

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Cwmcwm 689 points · 6 days ago The bride was hyperventilating while walking down the aisle, making her veil blow out almost horizontally.
Cwmcwm 689 points · 6 days ago The bride was hyperventilating while walking down the aisle, making her veil blow out almost horizontally.

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brighteyes82 465 points · 6 days ago The bride showed up late to her own wedding, crying and needing to compose herself because she just said goodbye to the other guy she was seeing.
brighteyes82 465 points · 6 days ago The bride showed up late to her own wedding, crying and needing to compose herself because she just said goodbye to the other guy she was seeing.

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yeahnaryeahyeahnar 1.1k points · 6 days ago The DJ kept playing sad, break up music the whole night. I thought it was hilarious at the time but now they're two kids in and utterly miserable. Just end it already.
yeahnaryeahyeahnar 1.1k points · 6 days ago The DJ kept playing sad, break up music the whole night. I thought it was hilarious at the time but now they're two kids in and utterly miserable. Just end it already.

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pickmeacoolname 2.0k points · 6 days ago He was so hammered he could barely stand for his vows and they got in a huge fight at the reception, lasted less than a year.
pickmeacoolname 2.0k points · 6 days ago He was so hammered he could barely stand for his vows and they got in a huge fight at the reception, lasted less than a year.

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Ibn-batoota 11.6k points · 6 days ago Bride's father ran away with groom's mother on the day of their wedding.
Ibn-batoota 11.6k points · 6 days ago Bride's father ran away with groom's mother on the day of their wedding.

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shivvy27 1.1k points · 6 days ago Bride kept telling anyone who'd listen that she booked the wedding through Groupon and it was super cheap. They hadn't planned to get married until she saw the deal online.
shivvy27 1.1k points · 6 days ago Bride kept telling anyone who'd listen that she booked the wedding through Groupon and it was super cheap. They hadn't planned to get married until she saw the deal online.

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HoopOnPoop 313 points · 6 days ago Bride (who we all thought was a bit of a gold digger to begin with) laughed uncontrollably at the "for richer or poorer" part during the rehearsal. Promised to get it together during the ceremony. She didn't get it together and burst out laughing again. She never said it.
HoopOnPoop 313 points · 6 days ago Bride (who we all thought was a bit of a gold digger to begin with) laughed uncontrollably at the "for richer or poorer" part during the rehearsal. Promised to get it together during the ceremony. She didn't get it together and burst out laughing again. She never said it.

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RobertDentist 19.1k points · 6 days ago While getting up the stairs, the groom stepped on the bride's gown, she turned and slapped him and called him blind. He turned the other way and left.
RobertDentist 19.1k points · 6 days ago While getting up the stairs, the groom stepped on the bride's gown, she turned and slapped him and called him blind. He turned the other way and left.

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PapillonMom 23.6k points · 6 days ago · edited 5 days ago About an hour before my cousin's wedding she made the comment that her next wedding wasn't going to be as big and complicated. She was right- her 2nd wedding was super small.
PapillonMom 23.6k points · 6 days ago · edited 5 days ago About an hour before my cousin's wedding she made the comment that her next wedding wasn't going to be as big and complicated. She was right- her 2nd wedding was super small.

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birdhouseinursoul 7.0k points · 6 days ago During the cake cutting he smashed cake in her face. She immediately started crying and went to the bathroom for about 30 mins. Then they got into a huge fight and barely spoke the rest of the night. Shockingly they are still married, but they still fight all the time. She's my friend from college so we keep in touch occasionally. She never has good things to say about him.
birdhouseinursoul 7.0k points · 6 days ago During the cake cutting he smashed cake in her face. She immediately started crying and went to the bathroom for about 30 mins. Then they got into a huge fight and barely spoke the rest of the night. Shockingly they are still married, but they still fight all the time. She's my friend from college so we keep in touch occasionally. She never has good things to say about him.

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Andwhy99 10.2k points · 6 days ago At a friends wedding ( 2 years ago) the bride kept the bar open until 3 am after the groom went home at 10pm. She kept telling everyone that she is just with him because he has money and a flat.
Andwhy99 10.2k points · 6 days ago At a friends wedding ( 2 years ago) the bride kept the bar open until 3 am after the groom went home at 10pm. She kept telling everyone that she is just with him because he has money and a flat.

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