AskReddit - Images

Sorted By:

worst notifications #2

tshhh_xo 507 points · 5 days ago Chatting to a guy in a bar, handed him my phone so he could type his number in. At that moment a message pops up from my friend sat several tables away saying "shag him."

tshhh_xo 507 points · 5 days ago Chatting to a guy in a bar, handed him my phone so he could type his number in. At that moment a message pops up from my friend sat several tables away saying "shag him."

chatting at bar shag him getting number

worst notifications #1

greekfire01 18.0k points · 5 days ago I was ordering food off of doordash on my exes phone when she got a text from guy saying he couldn't wait to see her that weekend. She told me she was going to see her mom.

greekfire01 18.0k points · 5 days ago I was ordering food off of doordash on my exes phone when she got a text from guy saying he couldn't wait to see her that weekend. She told me she was going to see her mom.

phone notifications ex girlfriend door dash

walk against traffic

donutknow57 1.6k points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago Walk against the flow of traffic. I'm shocked at how many people I see walking with traffic.

donutknow57 1.6k points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago Walk against the flow of traffic. I'm shocked at how many people I see walking with traffic.

walking against traffic survival tips

kidnapped

jb123hpe 51 points · 1 month ago Never go to the second place! EVER!

jb123hpe 51 points · 1 month ago Never go to the second place! EVER!

second place kidnapped survival tips

punching shark

maskedghostwolf 446 points · 1 month ago - Punching a shark in the gills is a good way for them to let you go if they bite onto you. They are fragile and vulnerable.

maskedghostwolf 446 points · 1 month ago - Punching a shark in the gills is a good way for them to let you go if they bite onto you. They are fragile and vulnerable.

shark gills punching survival tips

yelling fire

Abyssa1Raven 1.1k points · 1 month ago Yell "fire" instead of "help" if getting kidnapped.

Abyssa1Raven 1.1k points · 1 month ago Yell "fire" instead of "help" if getting kidnapped.

emergency fire help yelling survival tips

super glue

timmyontools14 207 points 1 month ago Super glue can be used in emergency situations to stop bleeding

timmyontools14 207 points 1 month ago Super glue can be used in emergency situations to stop bleeding

super glue bleeding survival tips

tornados

boxer1182 63 points · 1 month ago If you see a tornado coming towards you, DO NOT GO UNDERNEATH AN OVERPASS! The winds make it into a wind tunnel of sorts, sending all sorts of debris into it. Your best bet is to aim for a ditch or low trench of sorts to protect you for debris flying into you. Any closed shelter really

boxer1182 63 points · 1 month ago If you see a tornado coming towards you, DO NOT GO UNDERNEATH AN OVERPASS! The winds make it into a wind tunnel of sorts, sending all sorts of debris into it. Your best bet is to aim for a ditch or low trench of sorts to protect you for debris flying into you. Any closed shelter really

survival tips tornados shelter

drinking water fast

ImPretendingToCare 96 points · 1 month ago Dont drink water fast when you finally encounter clean water.

ImPretendingToCare 96 points · 1 month ago Dont drink water fast when you finally encounter clean water.

clean water drinking fast survival tips

fritos

Beebrains 1.5k points · 1 month ago Fritos (but really most potato chips) work well as firestarter in a pinch. So not only do you have a tasty snack, if it's raining, you can make fire pretty easy without have to try and find dry wood.

Beebrains 1.5k points · 1 month ago Fritos (but really most potato chips) work well as firestarter in a pinch. So not only do you have a tasty snack, if it's raining, you can make fire pretty easy without have to try and find dry wood.

fritos potato chips firestarter

waiting for train

ClownfishSoup 373 points · 1 month ago While on the platform waiting for a train/subway, stand sideways facing the direction the train is coming. This is so that your body is facing parallel to the tracks and if someone pushes you, or bumps into you, you will not fall into the tracks.

ClownfishSoup 373 points · 1 month ago While on the platform waiting for a train/subway, stand sideways facing the direction the train is coming. This is so that your body is facing parallel to the tracks and if someone pushes you, or bumps into you, you will not fall into the tracks.

train platform pushed survival tips subways

breaking car windows

lechecondensada 5.9k points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago You can remove the top of MOST cars seats to break the windows of your car in case you can't open the doors. Specially useful if you drive into a lake or something like that. Edit: not all cars can get this done.

lechecondensada 5.9k points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago You can remove the top of MOST cars seats to break the windows of your car in case you can't open the doors. Specially useful if you drive into a lake or something like that. Edit: not all cars can get this done.

water breaking windows carseat survival tips

amazing race producer

FrequencyMachineDom 477 points 1 month ago When I was a producer on The Amazing Race, our security team always briefed us that the safest floors, in general, in a hotel were 4 thru 7. Above the 4th floor is the safest zone from any kind of bomb or explosive that might be driven or tossed into a building and below the 7th floor gives you the best chance of survival from a fire. I got so many other great travel tips from them, but that one has always stood out and to this day, I request a room between those floors.

FrequencyMachineDom 477 points 1 month ago When I was a producer on The Amazing Race, our security team always briefed us that the safest floors, in general, in a hotel were 4 thru 7. Above the 4th floor is the safest zone from any kind of bomb or explosive that might be driven or tossed into a building and below the 7th floor gives you the best chance of survival from a fire. I got so many other great travel tips from them, but that one has always stood out and to this day, I request a room between those floors.

amazing race hotels safety survival tips

stuck in the snow

patrickverbatum 35.6k points · 1 month ago if you get stuck in your car in the snow, STAY WITH YOUR VEHICLE!! Hypothermia makes you delirious and you can wander the wrong direction and freeze to death. Your vehicle is also a LOT easier to locate than YOU are.

patrickverbatum 35.6k points · 1 month ago if you get stuck in your car in the snow, STAY WITH YOUR VEHICLE!! Hypothermia makes you delirious and you can wander the wrong direction and freeze to death. Your vehicle is also a LOT easier to locate than YOU are.

stuck snow car found survival tips

preventing drowning

drowning backstroke swimming survival tips

being followed

EMPIRES 3.7k points · 1 month ago If you're walking and suspect someone is following you, pretend like you're calling someone on the phone asking them their whereabouts, then face a direction your follower can't see (Like the corner of a building ) and raise your hand and start waving it saying "Yes I see you, I'm over here".

EMPIRES 3.7k points · 1 month ago If you're walking and suspect someone is following you, pretend like you're calling someone on the phone asking them their whereabouts, then face a direction your follower can't see (Like the corner of a building ) and raise your hand and start waving it saying "Yes I see you, I'm over here".

survival tips followed calling friends

attacking animals

Uncle_Lazlo 2.7k points · 1 month ago edited 1 month ago Anything standing it's ground and being loud just wants you to leave. If you don't they will attack. When they are relatively quiet they have already decided to attack.

Uncle_Lazlo 2.7k points · 1 month ago edited 1 month ago Anything standing it's ground and being loud just wants you to leave. If you don't they will attack. When they are relatively quiet they have already decided to attack.

ground loud animals survival tips

scariest things #15

i_fuckin_luv_it_mate 1.9k points · 3 days ago My sister had an all white clown doll that hung from the ceiling on a little swing. In the summertime, we slept with our doors and windows open to get the cool air in. When I woke up one night hearing some tapping against her window down the hall. If i sat up in bed and look down the hall, and I could see into the front of her bedroom. So I did, and I see this f------ clown swinging back and forth against her window, back lit by the street lamp, but clearly staring directly into my soul like it was all it desired in this world.

i_fuckin_luv_it_mate 1.9k points · 3 days ago My sister had an all white clown doll that hung from the ceiling on a little swing. In the summertime, we slept with our doors and windows open to get the cool air in. When I woke up one night hearing some tapping against her window down the hall. If i sat up in bed and look down the hall, and I could see into the front of her bedroom. So I did, and I see this f------ clown swinging back and forth against her window, back lit by the street lamp, but clearly staring directly into my soul like it was all it desired in this world.

clown doll staring

scariest things #14

laurassolen 267 points · 3 days ago My helium balloon floating next to my bed. Got scarred for life

laurassolen 267 points · 3 days ago My helium balloon floating next to my bed. Got scarred for life

helium balloon floating pennywise

scariest things #13

Catherineb84 207 points · 3 days ago A fox making the scary as f--- noise foxes make. Literally thought that there was gonna be zombies outside, was so scared I wouldn't even go check with my ex what the hell it was

Catherineb84 207 points · 3 days ago A fox making the scary as f--- noise foxes make. Literally thought that there was gonna be zombies outside, was so scared I wouldn't even go check with my ex what the hell it was