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ArbyLG 785 points · 3 days ago · edited 3 days ago I once had a boy who said he wanted to be married and have 100 kids so he could have 100 friends. And no one can say no to being his friend.
ArbyLG 785 points · 3 days ago · edited 3 days ago I once had a boy who said he wanted to be married and have 100 kids so he could have 100 friends. And no one can say no to being his friend.

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pingassama 61 points · 2 days ago I'm not the Santa but I happened to be in the area when this happened. A kid asked for 5 gallons of maple syrup. When the Santa asked him why, his response was that he liked to bathe in it and his bathtub could hold 5 gallons of water.
pingassama 61 points · 2 days ago I'm not the Santa but I happened to be in the area when this happened. A kid asked for 5 gallons of maple syrup. When the Santa asked him why, his response was that he liked to bathe in it and his bathtub could hold 5 gallons of water.

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Ralsei_Loverpp 134 points · 2 days ago Well, when I was 9-10 my siblings and I all individually told Santa we wanted car insurance and a house. We didn't collaborate and agreed to tell Santa the same thing, and were surprised when after the meet, Santa got up and told us this was the first time it's happened to him and wanted to take a group photo with us.
Ralsei_Loverpp 134 points · 2 days ago Well, when I was 9-10 my siblings and I all individually told Santa we wanted car insurance and a house. We didn't collaborate and agreed to tell Santa the same thing, and were surprised when after the meet, Santa got up and told us this was the first time it's happened to him and wanted to take a group photo with us.

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Voyiox 384 points · 3 days ago I saw one ask for Santa's corpse while I was at the mall
Voyiox 384 points · 3 days ago I saw one ask for Santa's corpse while I was at the mall

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FireburnsChildren 163 points · 2 days ago Some kid asked me to make a kid with his mom so he would become related to Santa lol
FireburnsChildren 163 points · 2 days ago Some kid asked me to make a kid with his mom so he would become related to Santa lol

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Suckan-elf 1.2k points · 3 days ago Not technically a "mall" Santa but, My neighbour was a Santa for a community brunch years ago and a little girl asked for a cheeseburger. Not that odd on it's own I suppose but, an odd request for the holiday and from such an important and magically being.
Suckan-elf 1.2k points · 3 days ago Not technically a "mall" Santa but, My neighbour was a Santa for a community brunch years ago and a little girl asked for a cheeseburger. Not that odd on it's own I suppose but, an odd request for the holiday and from such an important and magically being.

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peterfahy 2.2k points · 3 days ago I once asked for "an elf to keep as a slave"
peterfahy 2.2k points · 3 days ago I once asked for "an elf to keep as a slave"

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vo0g 31.4k points · 3 days ago Reindeer eggs so he could start his own franchise.
vo0g 31.4k points · 3 days ago Reindeer eggs so he could start his own franchise.

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Navy-H 5.3k points · 3 days ago Not a mall Santa but once my sister asked Santa if she could have a horses head and an ice cream cone. She explained that she was gonna paint the ice cream cone the colour of the horse, stick it on, mount the horses head to the wall and tell her friends she killed a unicorn. She doesn't remember.
Navy-H 5.3k points · 3 days ago Not a mall Santa but once my sister asked Santa if she could have a horses head and an ice cream cone. She explained that she was gonna paint the ice cream cone the colour of the horse, stick it on, mount the horses head to the wall and tell her friends she killed a unicorn. She doesn't remember.

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FrostySausage 5.2k points · 2 days ago I once asked for bread with no crust. Come Christmas Day, I actually got an entire loaf of bread with no crust.
FrostySausage 5.2k points · 2 days ago I once asked for bread with no crust. Come Christmas Day, I actually got an entire loaf of bread with no crust.

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rothmaniac 1.9k points · 2 days ago Not the weirdest, but my favorite thing I have heard a kid ask for. At my daughters preschool, there was a Santa. Kids were asking for the usual things, like toys and unicorns. One little girl goes up. You can tell she is thinking really hard. She asks for 2 rolls of tape. Dream big kid!
rothmaniac 1.9k points · 2 days ago Not the weirdest, but my favorite thing I have heard a kid ask for. At my daughters preschool, there was a Santa. Kids were asking for the usual things, like toys and unicorns. One little girl goes up. You can tell she is thinking really hard. She asks for 2 rolls of tape. Dream big kid!

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The_Calico_Jack 22.5k points · 2 days ago O Awards from Chief_Steward My uncle was a Santa and he told me that one year a kid asked for a coffee maker because he wanted to start his own Starbucks coffee stand instead of a lemonade stand. Apparently business was not very good as a lemonade stand but he noticed a lot of adults drink coffee, so he'd make coffee. That kid is probably a millionaire now.
The_Calico_Jack 22.5k points · 2 days ago O Awards from Chief_Steward My uncle was a Santa and he told me that one year a kid asked for a coffee maker because he wanted to start his own Starbucks coffee stand instead of a lemonade stand. Apparently business was not very good as a lemonade stand but he noticed a lot of adults drink coffee, so he'd make coffee. That kid is probably a millionaire now.

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blue4t 16.3k points · 3 days ago I know the weirdest thing I asked for was a pen that could write like a pen, pencil, marker, and crayon. I'd never seen one but was sure Santa could make it.
blue4t 16.3k points · 3 days ago I know the weirdest thing I asked for was a pen that could write like a pen, pencil, marker, and crayon. I'd never seen one but was sure Santa could make it.

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