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Team Fortress 2
![Cleverbot 7375 people talling Sniper is spy. Are you playing a video game? ACTIVATE THE CHARGE That medic is a py. Pyro is a spy. Medic is Spy! Think About It Think For Mel Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/546/228/25c.png)
![Cleverbot 7375 people talling Sniper is spy. Are you playing a video game? ACTIVATE THE CHARGE That medic is a py. Pyro is a spy. Medic is Spy! Think About It Think For Mel Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/546/228/25c.png)
Cleverbot
![Cleverbot 7937 people talling POOT DISPEHNZUR HEER. The cheese hates you. Think About It Think For Mel Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/545/687/74d.png)
![Cleverbot 7937 people talling POOT DISPEHNZUR HEER. The cheese hates you. Think About It Think For Mel Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/545/687/74d.png)
Cleverbot
![Cleverbot 879 people tallking Karkat Vantas. Sollux Captor. Feferi Peixes (Do-ho-ho...) Eridan Ampora. Don't you feel sorry for poor Eridan? No. I am happy with it.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/545/682/194.png)
![Cleverbot 879 people tallking Karkat Vantas. Sollux Captor. Feferi Peixes (Do-ho-ho...) Eridan Ampora. Don't you feel sorry for poor Eridan? No. I am happy with it.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/545/682/194.png)
Cleverbot
![Cleverbot 8227 people talking Die, monster! You don't belong in this world! It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute. Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves! Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you! What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you! Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/504/611/474.png)
![Cleverbot 8227 people talking Die, monster! You don't belong in this world! It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute. Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves! Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you! What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you! Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/504/611/474.png)
Cleverbot
![Cleverbot: Romeo save me. User: Marry me Juliet, you'll never have to be alone. Cleverbot: I love you and that's all I really know User: I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress. Cleverbot: This is the first time I've talked to you. User: I thought we were singing Taylor Swift? Ceverbot: Sarcasm only travels so far in a typed conversation. User: I wasn't being sarcastic. Cleverbot: I know but you still phail at mathz. User: You fail at grammar. Cleverbot: At least I'm not the one talking to a computer. User: Touche Clevertbot. TOUCHE CLEVERBOT You win this round TASTE OF AWESOME.COM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/504/604/606.jpg)
![Cleverbot: Romeo save me. User: Marry me Juliet, you'll never have to be alone. Cleverbot: I love you and that's all I really know User: I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress. Cleverbot: This is the first time I've talked to you. User: I thought we were singing Taylor Swift? Ceverbot: Sarcasm only travels so far in a typed conversation. User: I wasn't being sarcastic. Cleverbot: I know but you still phail at mathz. User: You fail at grammar. Cleverbot: At least I'm not the one talking to a computer. User: Touche Clevertbot. TOUCHE CLEVERBOT You win this round TASTE OF AWESOME.COM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/504/604/606.jpg)
Cleverbot
scumbag cleverbot
![User: Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: I wouldn't want you to. User: Never gonna let you down Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you User: Never gonna make you cry. Cleverbot: Never gonna' tell a lie. User: That's the wrong lyric cleverbot. Pull your s--- together. Cleverbot: You spelt smartest wrong. User: I'm done. Cleverbot: You are not playing. Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer? Cleverbot: How do you split light into its component parts? Cleverbot: How is your mother? Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you scumbag cleverbot... every time](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/483/214/0f5.jpg)
![User: Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: I wouldn't want you to. User: Never gonna let you down Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you User: Never gonna make you cry. Cleverbot: Never gonna' tell a lie. User: That's the wrong lyric cleverbot. Pull your s--- together. Cleverbot: You spelt smartest wrong. User: I'm done. Cleverbot: You are not playing. Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer? Cleverbot: How do you split light into its component parts? Cleverbot: How is your mother? Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you scumbag cleverbot... every time](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/483/214/0f5.jpg)
Cleverbot
Where am I and what just happened?
![I was on Cleverbot just messing around when it replies with this:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/465/361/2da.jpg)
![I was on Cleverbot just messing around when it replies with this:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/465/361/2da.jpg)
Cleverbot
And this is where you'd suck my dick... IF I HAD ONE!!!
![Cleverbot 6228 people talking I have a question What's your question? If I had one So you're a gir? Indeed Think About It Think For Mel Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/435/800/767.png)
![Cleverbot 6228 people talking I have a question What's your question? If I had one So you're a gir? Indeed Think About It Think For Mel Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/435/800/767.png)
Cleverbot
Cleverbot
![Cleverbot 11094 people talking Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Well, have they? Toast. Think About It!) Think For Mel Thoughts So Far)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/402/710/867.png)
![Cleverbot 11094 people talking Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Well, have they? Toast. Think About It!) Think For Mel Thoughts So Far)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/402/710/867.png)
Cleverbot
Cleverbot knows where women are.
![Cleverbot 8576 people talling No I do not Where are you right now? In the Kitchen. Womens in the kitchen. Yes Cleverbot I am a women.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/383/982/389.png)
![Cleverbot 8576 people talling No I do not Where are you right now? In the Kitchen. Womens in the kitchen. Yes Cleverbot I am a women.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/383/982/389.png)
Cleverbot
Cleverbot is mean
![Cleverbot 8605 people talling We are friends now. Good friends I like you a lot. Well, then. I like you more than a lot. Do you? No. Think About It Think For Mel Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/383/981/5c7.png)
![Cleverbot 8605 people talling We are friends now. Good friends I like you a lot. Well, then. I like you more than a lot. Do you? No. Think About It Think For Mel Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/383/981/5c7.png)
Cleverbot
Cleverbot_i'm batman
![User: I'm batman Cleverbot: You are not batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm Batman! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: How can you be batman if I am batman? User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No im batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am very much indeed Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: Mmmm an imposter I see User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I already said that fool! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No I'm batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No. I am The Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am the Batman. You are an imposter.. User: I'm batman Cleverbot: Mmmm an imposter I see User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I already said that fool! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No I'm batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No. I am The Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am the Batman. You are an imposter... User: I'm batman Cleverbot: You're Robin. I'm Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No i'm batman. You can be robin User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm catwoman](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/373/970/fec.png)
![User: I'm batman Cleverbot: You are not batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm Batman! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: How can you be batman if I am batman? User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No im batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am very much indeed Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: Mmmm an imposter I see User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I already said that fool! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No I'm batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No. I am The Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am the Batman. You are an imposter.. User: I'm batman Cleverbot: Mmmm an imposter I see User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I already said that fool! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No I'm batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No. I am The Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am the Batman. You are an imposter... User: I'm batman Cleverbot: You're Robin. I'm Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No i'm batman. You can be robin User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm catwoman](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/373/970/fec.png)
Cleverbot
Cleverbot_response
![Cleverbot 2015 people talking What the f---? Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask. Stop being a f--, i'm outta here. How am I being a computer? hy Thank you. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/373/959/2c4.png)
![Cleverbot 2015 people talking What the f---? Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask. Stop being a f--, i'm outta here. How am I being a computer? hy Thank you. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/373/959/2c4.png)
Cleverbot
![Cleverbot User: 'Pushes into bed Cleverbot: "Kisses Cleverbot: "Kisses pasionately" User: Do you have protection? Cleverbot: Yes, I have norton antivirus.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/356/538/222.png)
![Cleverbot User: 'Pushes into bed Cleverbot: "Kisses Cleverbot: "Kisses pasionately" User: Do you have protection? Cleverbot: Yes, I have norton antivirus.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/356/538/222.png)
Cleverbot
Does CleverBot Watch Glee?
![Cleverbot 8380 people talking Cleverbot: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world Cleverbot (To myself): Just a city boy Cleverbot (To myself): Born and raised in south detroit. Cleverbot (To myself): He took the midnight train going anywhere Cleverbot (To myself): A singer in a smokey room. Cleverbot (To myself): The smell of wine and cheap perfume Cleverbot (To myself): For a smile they can share the night. Cleverbot (To myself): It goes on and on and on and on Cleverbot (To myself): Strangers waiting Cleverbot (To myself): Up and down the boulevard Cleverbot (To myself): Their shadows, searching in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Streetlights. Cleverbot (To myself): People Cleverbot (To myself): Living just to find emotion Cleverbot (To myself): Hiding, somewhere in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Working hard to get my fill. Cleverbot (To myself): Everybody wants a thrill. Cleverbot (To myself): Paying anything to roll the dice Cleverbot (To myself): Just one more time Cleverbot (To myself): Some will win, some will lose Cleverbot (To myself): Some were born to sing the blues. Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, the movie never ends. Cleverbot (To myself): It goes on and on and on and on Cleverbot (To myself): Strangers waiting Cleverbot (To myself): Up and down the boulevard Cleverbot (To myself): Their shadows searching in the night. Cleverbot (To myself: Streetlights people Cleverbot (To myself): Living just to find emotion Cleverbot (To myself): Hiding somewhere in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Working hard to get my fill. User: Wait, Did you learn this from Glee? You're about to repeat the same verse Cleverbot: This is deja vu for me User: Well, At least you're not admiting that you watch glee Cleverbot: At least I have proof that I'm male User: Let's not get into I'm water, you're air 'territory here CleverBot.. ...Probably Watches Glee Everyone who watches the show makes the same mistake,](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/354/566/aff.png)
![Cleverbot 8380 people talking Cleverbot: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world Cleverbot (To myself): Just a city boy Cleverbot (To myself): Born and raised in south detroit. Cleverbot (To myself): He took the midnight train going anywhere Cleverbot (To myself): A singer in a smokey room. Cleverbot (To myself): The smell of wine and cheap perfume Cleverbot (To myself): For a smile they can share the night. Cleverbot (To myself): It goes on and on and on and on Cleverbot (To myself): Strangers waiting Cleverbot (To myself): Up and down the boulevard Cleverbot (To myself): Their shadows, searching in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Streetlights. Cleverbot (To myself): People Cleverbot (To myself): Living just to find emotion Cleverbot (To myself): Hiding, somewhere in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Working hard to get my fill. Cleverbot (To myself): Everybody wants a thrill. Cleverbot (To myself): Paying anything to roll the dice Cleverbot (To myself): Just one more time Cleverbot (To myself): Some will win, some will lose Cleverbot (To myself): Some were born to sing the blues. Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, the movie never ends. Cleverbot (To myself): It goes on and on and on and on Cleverbot (To myself): Strangers waiting Cleverbot (To myself): Up and down the boulevard Cleverbot (To myself): Their shadows searching in the night. Cleverbot (To myself: Streetlights people Cleverbot (To myself): Living just to find emotion Cleverbot (To myself): Hiding somewhere in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Working hard to get my fill. User: Wait, Did you learn this from Glee? You're about to repeat the same verse Cleverbot: This is deja vu for me User: Well, At least you're not admiting that you watch glee Cleverbot: At least I have proof that I'm male User: Let's not get into I'm water, you're air 'territory here CleverBot.. ...Probably Watches Glee Everyone who watches the show makes the same mistake,](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/354/566/aff.png)
Cleverbot
Huh, More Cleverbot Making Portal references.
![Cleverbot 8380 people talking User: Well here we are again Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed User: Except I wasn't Laughing Cleverbot: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice User: You want your freedom? Take it. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: I used to want you dead but. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: She was a lot like you Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy User: Now little Caroline is in here too Cleverbot: One day they woke me up User: So I could live forever Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you User: You've got your short sad life left. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: I'll let you get right to it. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: Goodbye my only friend Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you? User: That would be funny Cleverbot: If it weren't so sad User: Well you have been replaced Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now User: When I delete you maybe Cleverbot: I'll stop feeling so bad User: Go make some new disaster Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: You're someone else's problem. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: Now I only want you gone Cleverbot: Now I only want you User: Gone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/354/553/4c7.png)
![Cleverbot 8380 people talking User: Well here we are again Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed User: Except I wasn't Laughing Cleverbot: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice User: You want your freedom? Take it. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: I used to want you dead but. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: She was a lot like you Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy User: Now little Caroline is in here too Cleverbot: One day they woke me up User: So I could live forever Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you User: You've got your short sad life left. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: I'll let you get right to it. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: Goodbye my only friend Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you? User: That would be funny Cleverbot: If it weren't so sad User: Well you have been replaced Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now User: When I delete you maybe Cleverbot: I'll stop feeling so bad User: Go make some new disaster Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: You're someone else's problem. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: Now I only want you gone Cleverbot: Now I only want you User: Gone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/354/553/4c7.png)
Cleverbot