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NNN: Starts Wifey: Wanna bone? kbott I'M OUT. Seinfelo

NNN: Starts Wifey: Wanna bone? kbott I'M OUT. Seinfelo

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My Heart is Paining

Men will be Men Husband: My heart is paining, call the doctor immediately, Fast! Wife: Ok dear, stay calm, tell me your mobile password. Husband: Wait. No need, I'm feeling better now.

Men will be Men Husband: My heart is paining, call the doctor immediately, Fast! Wife: Ok dear, stay calm, tell me your mobile password. Husband: Wait. No need, I'm feeling better now.

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Nope

"Through God anything is possible." "Do ten push ups right now!"

"Through God anything is possible." "Do ten push ups right now!"

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They Be Crazy

Normal Girls: OMG OMG YES HONEY YES YOURE SO SWEET! Fangirls be like: DAFUQ DID U JUST DO WITH MY BOOK YOU *insert infinite curse here* VIA 9GAG.COM minute and be asked The g THE FAULT IN OUR STARS "That's too bad. I am so in the mood for potry, Do hay anything memorized?" A RY nervously, When the evenings spread oumagainst the sky / Like a patient etherized upon a table." "Slower," he said. A. F 2 I felt bashful, like had when a first told him of An Imperial Affliction. "Um okay. Okayf us go, through certain half-deserted streets,/ The muttering retreats / Of restless nights in ond tels/ And sawdust restaurants with oyst consits that follow like a c tedious argument/Opt cancer k/To lead you to an damat ask, "What is it?"/ Houd by All Goverwhelming questio he said Radom po Aet us go hen, and I Let us go and make ohirriness "I'm in love with you," he said quietly. "Augustus," I said. "I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you." "Augustus," I said again, not knowing what else to

Normal Girls: OMG OMG YES HONEY YES YOURE SO SWEET! Fangirls be like: DAFUQ DID U JUST DO WITH MY BOOK YOU *insert infinite curse here* VIA 9GAG.COM minute and be asked The g THE FAULT IN OUR STARS "That's too bad. I am so in the mood for potry, Do hay anything memorized?" A RY nervously, When the evenings spread oumagainst the sky / Like a patient etherized upon a table." "Slower," he said. A. F 2 I felt bashful, like had when a first told him of An Imperial Affliction. "Um okay. Okayf us go, through certain half-deserted streets,/ The muttering retreats / Of restless nights in ond tels/ And sawdust restaurants with oyst consits that follow like a c tedious argument/Opt cancer k/To lead you to an damat ask, "What is it?"/ Houd by All Goverwhelming questio he said Radom po Aet us go hen, and I Let us go and make ohirriness "I'm in love with you," he said quietly. "Augustus," I said. "I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you." "Augustus," I said again, not knowing what else to

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Grammarly Meme?

A random guy on the internet trying to find a spelling mistake in my argument. imgflip.com G Me who uses grammarly.

A random guy on the internet trying to find a spelling mistake in my argument. imgflip.com G Me who uses grammarly.

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Vegans

r/Funnymemes 17h Any vegans here? Johnny created the group "barbecue" BBQ tomorrow at my place. 12:33 Dave Nice! Can't wait for a fat steak and a pair of ribs w 6779 Sara Yeah me! Glad you asked Great. Any vegans here? 12:34 192 12:36 Sara has been removed from the group 12:34 Share

r/Funnymemes 17h Any vegans here? Johnny created the group "barbecue" BBQ tomorrow at my place. 12:33 Dave Nice! Can't wait for a fat steak and a pair of ribs w 6779 Sara Yeah me! Glad you asked Great. Any vegans here? 12:34 192 12:36 Sara has been removed from the group 12:34 Share

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Share if You Get it

r/Funnymemes 8h omegalul It's XX9m Share if you Get it... ↑ 42 ↓ Join 34 Comments 17

r/Funnymemes 8h omegalul It's XX9m Share if you Get it... ↑ 42 ↓ Join 34 Comments 17

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Unnecessary

Pros and cons of making kids Pros: Making Cons: Kids

Pros and cons of making kids Pros: Making Cons: Kids

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Oh Right

"mom, why aren't you depressed like everyone else today?" 20USTESTOVI 14 "because I'm not vegan, I quit my terrible job, I frolic in the sun, don't watch the news, and I love your father very much." #H legend" 1/2

"mom, why aren't you depressed like everyone else today?" 20USTESTOVI 14 "because I'm not vegan, I quit my terrible job, I frolic in the sun, don't watch the news, and I love your father very much." #H legend" 1/2

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Haha Men

||| |• Normal Day 10000001 ☎ Home Alone Xavier Only men will understand this. 1 m Like Reply

||| |• Normal Day 10000001 ☎ Home Alone Xavier Only men will understand this. 1 m Like Reply

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Old Phone vs New Phone

Ojo of Il @joe_desig 1 So Grandpa,tell us again about your fall from the third floor Xavier their batteries would run down before grandpa finishes his story. Like Reply 679

Ojo of Il @joe_desig 1 So Grandpa,tell us again about your fall from the third floor Xavier their batteries would run down before grandpa finishes his story. Like Reply 679

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What

Every pothole starts small, after being ran over by many different cars it GROWS. And soon the cars will start avoiding it Follow @BossAntioneKingAntione This Meme isn't about Potholes 100

Every pothole starts small, after being ran over by many different cars it GROWS. And soon the cars will start avoiding it Follow @BossAntioneKingAntione This Meme isn't about Potholes 100

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The Joke You Can See from a Mile Away

A doctor and engineer loved the same girl Doctor used to give her a rose daily engineer used to give the girl an apple Girl got confused and asked There is a meaning of giving rose.Why are you giving apple? 0 Because" An apple a day keeps the doctor away

A doctor and engineer loved the same girl Doctor used to give her a rose daily engineer used to give the girl an apple Girl got confused and asked There is a meaning of giving rose.Why are you giving apple? 0 Because" An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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Sigh

Can I tell a joke? You're calendar has only 11 months! Because you lost May! Yeah, sure! Why? user2217461925044

Can I tell a joke? You're calendar has only 11 months! Because you lost May! Yeah, sure! Why? user2217461925044

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Man...

NOFA I shouted to the barmaid, "Two pints of lager please." She said, "I'm not deaf." I said, "Sorry, I noticed your wedding ring and the black eye. I presumed you had a problem listening."

NOFA I shouted to the barmaid, "Two pints of lager please." She said, "I'm not deaf." I said, "Sorry, I noticed your wedding ring and the black eye. I presumed you had a problem listening."

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More = Funnier

When the teacher is roasting you so you bring up her lost custody battle Me deciding what colour of coffin I want The rest of the class The guy who dared me but didn't think I'd do it The demon that's followed me since I was 5

When the teacher is roasting you so you bring up her lost custody battle Me deciding what colour of coffin I want The rest of the class The guy who dared me but didn't think I'd do it The demon that's followed me since I was 5

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Intel Meme

к MEME r/meme Oh, uh, yeah sexual Typical girl when she turned 16 years old i.redd.it polar 1170 a Bi id 55 tch ↑ Share

к MEME r/meme Oh, uh, yeah sexual Typical girl when she turned 16 years old i.redd.it polar 1170 a Bi id 55 tch ↑ Share

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Epic

Me at the Louvre Edit by Shantoo OF PU Hob M 167K FM Can I take a picture Thanks! and 166K others Q794 Sure. 7K

Me at the Louvre Edit by Shantoo OF PU Hob M 167K FM Can I take a picture Thanks! and 166K others Q794 Sure. 7K

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Conjugation

Teacher: Use "I" in a sentence. Me: I is... Teacher: No, you should say "I am" not "I is". Me: I am the 9th letter of the English alphabet. *Teacher

Teacher: Use "I" in a sentence. Me: I is... Teacher: No, you should say "I am" not "I is". Me: I am the 9th letter of the English alphabet. *Teacher

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Lack Of Clarity

Teacher: What's 45$ + 50$ Student: 95... Teacher: 95 what? Apples? Bananas? 픔) cos(3 *] 5-2) 1-2

Teacher: What's 45$ + 50$ Student: 95... Teacher: 95 what? Apples? Bananas? 픔) cos(3 *] 5-2) 1-2

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