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![Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:24:56 No. 17900044 [▼| >17900208 >>17900263 >>17900277 2217900366 Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)11:48:19 No. 17899537 >>17899590 >217899734 >>17899738 >>17900134 PERFECTLY I got a story for you guys, ill keep posting if anyone is interested ive been doing his job for a long time now,and I was a cop before that, so I think its safe to say ive see my fair share of s---.This thing at the school was aful, and it hould be talked about to see howwe can prevent another. knowedge is hands down the best weapon you'll ever have, but the news reports, they dont teach anyone, they scare people. like that minivan parade of shame that waddled through here. theyre scared and I dont blame them. those reporters focus on this but they dont talk about anything else. and thats dangerous. people hear how a dangerous man got ahold of somthing powerful and did somthing bad and they think getting rid of it would end it. wrong. regardless of any law it would have happened and taking the choice of gun ownership doesnt always make people safer. but they dont want to hear it. they dont want pretty little blond. couldt have been more than 25. 55 maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. and a nice shiner to match her purple dress. ve seen these before. abusive father,brother,husband,ect and I want a gun. now, you know me I give her the whole saftey speech it isnt for show, if you carry youre aso carrying the repsonsibility of that firearm. are you sure you want this" she says yes. and signs up for the me f------ jo >before this I worked at burger king,so anything would have been an improvement syou start in the back loading shelves,orginizing merchandise and stuff >you start in the back, and eventually work your way up to the front (sales) position 「about people like rebecca lve been doin this along time, and there was this one girl ill always remember i was teaching firearms saftey courses and in walks this stock boy class.next week shes there, front and center. listens to everything we teach, takes the tests and does great. overtime we got pretty close.nothing like THAT though. I was already enganged and was too old for her anyway.but she started telling me why she was here. abusive boyfriend.typical. A trucker,back when this town was flooded with them. and they had the same routine. maybe he drank to much, maybe he partied to much but they would find somthin to fight about. somtines it didnt escalate.. .and somtimes it did. and he'd smack her around like ragdol bro >most guys in their 30s, some former law enforcement, military,or gunsmiths he boss is this guy named eddie about 55,retired cop, coolest guy ever if hickock45 had a brother I. Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:40:39 No 17900277[▼]>>17900305 >>17900457>>17900462 >>17900466317900497 fred's face png (76 KB, 280x200) google indb she'd run out and stary at a friends house. he come crawling back like a leech the nextday. "babby im sorry, ive got problems but im aware of that now. il get help and all the b-------. the boy didnt need no help or hugs n kisses. he needed a good kick in the ass. well one night, they fight again. and it gets violent...again. olny this time it goes overboard, even for him. domestics will escalate overtime if not treated. like a sickness. He punches her and her head bounces like a basketball off the fridge.I trip to the ER,5 stiches and a cop waiting in the waitingroom later, and mr chivalry is going to court. and its and over >everyone looks sick (and no its not just because of the incoming shitstorm, we were also upset that children died) but, we were also aware that yes, a shitstorm was brewing lots of nervous wispering conversations about what might happen, maybe some of us will get fired cause of lack of sales,ect the same old s---. I need help, dad was mean to me, I can change". . panzy. well, we had this bleeding heart jury that fell for it.again, a kick in the ass will do wonders,but who am I to say. he goes to jail for a few months and gets parolled early for good behavior. group threapy,said he's go to a halfway house and all that. that why shes here. he's getting out soon and shes petrified of the reprucsions of standing up for herself. I can still see her eyes, that thousand yard stare soldiers get, when she told me this. said how "everything goes out the window.being a proud women, selfresepct,all the crap she leamed in school. its as simple as this man is bigger than me and wants to hurt me. I hope I dont get it to be this time and can get away." said it was like being a puppet. So we go out and pick her out a pink .38. shot it and she loved it. you could see her confidnece coming back. she leaves the storeand im all fuzzy and warm and s--- then the next day she's back...with her family im eddie tells us that nothings going to happen, just do or jobs and hell deal with the reporters when they come you can bet >same for the the next 4 days line of 4 cars (two minvans, and suv and a minicooper) parked outside >automatically I knwo where this is going. boy if looks could kill. theyre shooting daggers through their eyes at me and shes in front looking embarrased. and I was right. "How f------ dare you give my daughter a murder weapon" his actual words mind you. "WHO do you think you are, she,s not responsible enough. what if it goes off in the house. what if she accidnetly shoots herself with it? huh then what? are you going to pay for her hospital visit" I swear kid, I had to literally bit my tounge and not say well, did you pay for her last one?" man, if I could go back..but yeah you ge the idea. her father,sister and two friends march through my store like it was f------ Omaha beach trying toraise all kinds of hell. I tried explaing to them that she was qualified, in fact more than qualified to own a firearm. she had done everything legally and was one of his best students. but they didnt want to hear, they had the police and locked doors to keep them safe. guns were just asking for trouble and anyone that had one was dangerous or compensating. gotta love when they use that one. two of my workers come over and distract them and I pull her aside. I tell her "look, its YOUR choice. not theirs if they dont like it, well theyre not the ones with your boyfriend. she thanks me, but said since he went to jail, she had moved back in with them. so it really wasnt up to her. their house, their rules."but do me a favor, hold on to it unti I get my feet back under me. would you?" I tell her of course. Her boyfriend get out of jail...and about a week that after he kills her Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:00:48 No.17899738] 17899771 17899805 2217899833 217900804 east LOOK AT THIS, HOW DARE YOU WORK HERE WHAT IF THEY WERE YOU CHILLUNS YOU F------ REDNECKS IM GONNA WRITE A LETTER TO THE MAYOR, THATS WHAT ILL DO AND SHUT THIS PACE DOWN BECSUE SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMTHING employees are trying to calm them down, customers are trying to debate them "BUT YOU OWN A GUN" yeah and you own an suv, my buddy was killed by a drunk driver with one. you shouldt have it. besides the only one to blame is that freaks mother. if evrything Ive heard is true, she knew here son had probls and left her guns the they dont rebuttle, but go on how were monsters i am a man ipg (16 KB, 300x195) google igd b eddie comes out, tells them to piss off or hes calling th cops they stand outside and "protest until its starts raining and leave over the next few days they try to protest a little more after that the news reportes come he had gotten piss drunk one night in "celebration" and had gone to her parents house when she was home alone, tried to make amends. not the best idea to say your a changed man and show up drunk. She tells him she doesnt want to hear it and to f--- off. gets him outside and locks the doors. This pisses him of. so much so, that he kicks in the door and does what he's naturally done woth every other argument between the two of them. smacks here around a bit and lands one punch to hard and it was all over. A buddy of man was a patrol cop, first on scene. said the plcae was so trashed they though i was a break in at first. found her in the bathroom. punched her in the nose so hard in must of drove it back into he brain. bastard. he tried to get out of town,stole their car. he didnt make it more than the e we f------ go other side of town. the report said he put up one hell of a fight" and thats why he had the crap kicked out him before he was putin the patrol car. Funny thing is, some witnesses said he was so drunk he could barley walk, let alone fight. huh, reports can be a funny thing. wel her family comes on tv the nexy day. crocidle tears and and a whole lot of blame for eveyone. its the plice, they didnt respond fast enough" "is the prison system, they failed him can you believe that? they even ahd an excuse for their daughters murderer. the system failed HIM. God forbid he takes responsibility for his own actions like a grown man. But yeah, thats pretty much it. the town moved going into everyone gunstore around trying to see "our point of view" o get guns (when they found out it wasnt, they didnt use that) life finally ask "so why do you do what you do, even in light of the awful gun tragedy?" eddie "because their is a whole other side to this that no ones knows, because you dumbasses dont publish what you dont like to hear. not kindly leave my goddamn store These things we sell, are so controversial. Theyre tools. they serve no other purpose than to kill or put holes in somthing. thats it. but its depends on either whos on the other end of the barrel or the trigger. these poor kids, thats was a tragedy that should be discussed. but so was rebecca, and she never gets a word in the news Anonymous 0908/13(Sun)12:08:56 No.178998331 2217899864 217899878 2217899900 217899908 2217899923 2217899973 2217900044 I Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)13.28:00 No. 17900892[ 221790100522179010482217901136 . (43 KB, 159x200) google igdb >later on store is close to closing >im staying after late to do sme extra work and get some extra cash in the back doing inventory, eddie shows up with some coffee > "sorry you had to see that kid, and sorry you came here during such a s----- time >"what, no. I love it here. you guys are the best people ive worked for >he laughs "yeah, we try to keep things fun around here. it doesnt seem like work when you enjoy it and thats just as dangerous. people assuming someone else is going to swoop in and save them. I dont know what would have happened if she had her gun. maybe he would have used it against her and it wouldnt have mattered. or maybe she would still be here. I DO know that she felt safer with a firearm and was defenseless when she died. and no one, has any night to make that choice for another person I asked him why he didnt tell the reporter this and he said "Oh I have. plenty of times to plenty of different reporters. youd think it would catch on after a while. but it doesnt, and THAT is why I do what I do. there were a few other rebeccas after the first one and fortuently their stories have better endings this hey eddie, I wasnt gonna say anytihng, but what did you mean when you said "a whole differet story?"to that news guy" e sighs, and pulls u "you want to hear a story kid, then pull up a chair, those boxes arent going anywhere" I left that place after 3 years. worked my way up to the counter and even helped a few people with some first choices. who knows, maybe even a rebecca or two. I recently just signed up for the Police academy, which can be >h murder to mention on here but I dont care. I know my spelling sucks and many of you think this is fake, but I dont care. through all the threads of zombies and shtf and famas, I thought you'd all like to hear a different reason t be two](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/125/110/71c.png)
![Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:24:56 No. 17900044 [▼| >17900208 >>17900263 >>17900277 2217900366 Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)11:48:19 No. 17899537 >>17899590 >217899734 >>17899738 >>17900134 PERFECTLY I got a story for you guys, ill keep posting if anyone is interested ive been doing his job for a long time now,and I was a cop before that, so I think its safe to say ive see my fair share of s---.This thing at the school was aful, and it hould be talked about to see howwe can prevent another. knowedge is hands down the best weapon you'll ever have, but the news reports, they dont teach anyone, they scare people. like that minivan parade of shame that waddled through here. theyre scared and I dont blame them. those reporters focus on this but they dont talk about anything else. and thats dangerous. people hear how a dangerous man got ahold of somthing powerful and did somthing bad and they think getting rid of it would end it. wrong. regardless of any law it would have happened and taking the choice of gun ownership doesnt always make people safer. but they dont want to hear it. they dont want pretty little blond. couldt have been more than 25. 55 maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. and a nice shiner to match her purple dress. ve seen these before. abusive father,brother,husband,ect and I want a gun. now, you know me I give her the whole saftey speech it isnt for show, if you carry youre aso carrying the repsonsibility of that firearm. are you sure you want this" she says yes. and signs up for the me f------ jo >before this I worked at burger king,so anything would have been an improvement syou start in the back loading shelves,orginizing merchandise and stuff >you start in the back, and eventually work your way up to the front (sales) position 「about people like rebecca lve been doin this along time, and there was this one girl ill always remember i was teaching firearms saftey courses and in walks this stock boy class.next week shes there, front and center. listens to everything we teach, takes the tests and does great. overtime we got pretty close.nothing like THAT though. I was already enganged and was too old for her anyway.but she started telling me why she was here. abusive boyfriend.typical. A trucker,back when this town was flooded with them. and they had the same routine. maybe he drank to much, maybe he partied to much but they would find somthin to fight about. somtines it didnt escalate.. .and somtimes it did. and he'd smack her around like ragdol bro >most guys in their 30s, some former law enforcement, military,or gunsmiths he boss is this guy named eddie about 55,retired cop, coolest guy ever if hickock45 had a brother I. Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:40:39 No 17900277[▼]>>17900305 >>17900457>>17900462 >>17900466317900497 fred's face png (76 KB, 280x200) google indb she'd run out and stary at a friends house. he come crawling back like a leech the nextday. "babby im sorry, ive got problems but im aware of that now. il get help and all the b-------. the boy didnt need no help or hugs n kisses. he needed a good kick in the ass. well one night, they fight again. and it gets violent...again. olny this time it goes overboard, even for him. domestics will escalate overtime if not treated. like a sickness. He punches her and her head bounces like a basketball off the fridge.I trip to the ER,5 stiches and a cop waiting in the waitingroom later, and mr chivalry is going to court. and its and over >everyone looks sick (and no its not just because of the incoming shitstorm, we were also upset that children died) but, we were also aware that yes, a shitstorm was brewing lots of nervous wispering conversations about what might happen, maybe some of us will get fired cause of lack of sales,ect the same old s---. I need help, dad was mean to me, I can change". . panzy. well, we had this bleeding heart jury that fell for it.again, a kick in the ass will do wonders,but who am I to say. he goes to jail for a few months and gets parolled early for good behavior. group threapy,said he's go to a halfway house and all that. that why shes here. he's getting out soon and shes petrified of the reprucsions of standing up for herself. I can still see her eyes, that thousand yard stare soldiers get, when she told me this. said how "everything goes out the window.being a proud women, selfresepct,all the crap she leamed in school. its as simple as this man is bigger than me and wants to hurt me. I hope I dont get it to be this time and can get away." said it was like being a puppet. So we go out and pick her out a pink .38. shot it and she loved it. you could see her confidnece coming back. she leaves the storeand im all fuzzy and warm and s--- then the next day she's back...with her family im eddie tells us that nothings going to happen, just do or jobs and hell deal with the reporters when they come you can bet >same for the the next 4 days line of 4 cars (two minvans, and suv and a minicooper) parked outside >automatically I knwo where this is going. boy if looks could kill. theyre shooting daggers through their eyes at me and shes in front looking embarrased. and I was right. "How f------ dare you give my daughter a murder weapon" his actual words mind you. "WHO do you think you are, she,s not responsible enough. what if it goes off in the house. what if she accidnetly shoots herself with it? huh then what? are you going to pay for her hospital visit" I swear kid, I had to literally bit my tounge and not say well, did you pay for her last one?" man, if I could go back..but yeah you ge the idea. her father,sister and two friends march through my store like it was f------ Omaha beach trying toraise all kinds of hell. I tried explaing to them that she was qualified, in fact more than qualified to own a firearm. she had done everything legally and was one of his best students. but they didnt want to hear, they had the police and locked doors to keep them safe. guns were just asking for trouble and anyone that had one was dangerous or compensating. gotta love when they use that one. two of my workers come over and distract them and I pull her aside. I tell her "look, its YOUR choice. not theirs if they dont like it, well theyre not the ones with your boyfriend. she thanks me, but said since he went to jail, she had moved back in with them. so it really wasnt up to her. their house, their rules."but do me a favor, hold on to it unti I get my feet back under me. would you?" I tell her of course. Her boyfriend get out of jail...and about a week that after he kills her Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:00:48 No.17899738] 17899771 17899805 2217899833 217900804 east LOOK AT THIS, HOW DARE YOU WORK HERE WHAT IF THEY WERE YOU CHILLUNS YOU F------ REDNECKS IM GONNA WRITE A LETTER TO THE MAYOR, THATS WHAT ILL DO AND SHUT THIS PACE DOWN BECSUE SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMTHING employees are trying to calm them down, customers are trying to debate them "BUT YOU OWN A GUN" yeah and you own an suv, my buddy was killed by a drunk driver with one. you shouldt have it. besides the only one to blame is that freaks mother. if evrything Ive heard is true, she knew here son had probls and left her guns the they dont rebuttle, but go on how were monsters i am a man ipg (16 KB, 300x195) google igd b eddie comes out, tells them to piss off or hes calling th cops they stand outside and "protest until its starts raining and leave over the next few days they try to protest a little more after that the news reportes come he had gotten piss drunk one night in "celebration" and had gone to her parents house when she was home alone, tried to make amends. not the best idea to say your a changed man and show up drunk. She tells him she doesnt want to hear it and to f--- off. gets him outside and locks the doors. This pisses him of. so much so, that he kicks in the door and does what he's naturally done woth every other argument between the two of them. smacks here around a bit and lands one punch to hard and it was all over. A buddy of man was a patrol cop, first on scene. said the plcae was so trashed they though i was a break in at first. found her in the bathroom. punched her in the nose so hard in must of drove it back into he brain. bastard. he tried to get out of town,stole their car. he didnt make it more than the e we f------ go other side of town. the report said he put up one hell of a fight" and thats why he had the crap kicked out him before he was putin the patrol car. Funny thing is, some witnesses said he was so drunk he could barley walk, let alone fight. huh, reports can be a funny thing. wel her family comes on tv the nexy day. crocidle tears and and a whole lot of blame for eveyone. its the plice, they didnt respond fast enough" "is the prison system, they failed him can you believe that? they even ahd an excuse for their daughters murderer. the system failed HIM. God forbid he takes responsibility for his own actions like a grown man. But yeah, thats pretty much it. the town moved going into everyone gunstore around trying to see "our point of view" o get guns (when they found out it wasnt, they didnt use that) life finally ask "so why do you do what you do, even in light of the awful gun tragedy?" eddie "because their is a whole other side to this that no ones knows, because you dumbasses dont publish what you dont like to hear. not kindly leave my goddamn store These things we sell, are so controversial. Theyre tools. they serve no other purpose than to kill or put holes in somthing. thats it. but its depends on either whos on the other end of the barrel or the trigger. these poor kids, thats was a tragedy that should be discussed. but so was rebecca, and she never gets a word in the news Anonymous 0908/13(Sun)12:08:56 No.178998331 2217899864 217899878 2217899900 217899908 2217899923 2217899973 2217900044 I Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)13.28:00 No. 17900892[ 221790100522179010482217901136 . (43 KB, 159x200) google igdb >later on store is close to closing >im staying after late to do sme extra work and get some extra cash in the back doing inventory, eddie shows up with some coffee > "sorry you had to see that kid, and sorry you came here during such a s----- time >"what, no. I love it here. you guys are the best people ive worked for >he laughs "yeah, we try to keep things fun around here. it doesnt seem like work when you enjoy it and thats just as dangerous. people assuming someone else is going to swoop in and save them. I dont know what would have happened if she had her gun. maybe he would have used it against her and it wouldnt have mattered. or maybe she would still be here. I DO know that she felt safer with a firearm and was defenseless when she died. and no one, has any night to make that choice for another person I asked him why he didnt tell the reporter this and he said "Oh I have. plenty of times to plenty of different reporters. youd think it would catch on after a while. but it doesnt, and THAT is why I do what I do. there were a few other rebeccas after the first one and fortuently their stories have better endings this hey eddie, I wasnt gonna say anytihng, but what did you mean when you said "a whole differet story?"to that news guy" e sighs, and pulls u "you want to hear a story kid, then pull up a chair, those boxes arent going anywhere" I left that place after 3 years. worked my way up to the counter and even helped a few people with some first choices. who knows, maybe even a rebecca or two. I recently just signed up for the Police academy, which can be >h murder to mention on here but I dont care. I know my spelling sucks and many of you think this is fake, but I dont care. through all the threads of zombies and shtf and famas, I thought you'd all like to hear a different reason t be two](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/125/110/71c.png)
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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] 11 (33 KB, 460x345) COFORTH MYCHILD Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:37:14 No.220 18485 ->-220184922-220185052-220185152-220185222-220185392-220186522-2201877- So /k/, what would hypothetically happen if you potentially maybe swallowed a depleted uranium bullet while drunk? Would such a person need any sort of medical assistance? Pic unreleated Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:38:56 No.22018492» 848 OP AND REMOVE KEBAB Goddammit Ik Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:41:08 No.220 18505 L Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:17.41 No.22018700 冖3201 8742>>220187523-220 8765 - You will die of radiation sickness 1kg of natural uranium emits about 3 mill curies of radiation per second Duis 17x heavier than lead, so I'm guessing your DU bullet weighs around 6.46 grams. DU is 60% as radioactive as natural Add all that up, and assuming it spent 6 hours inside your body, that's ((6.46/1000)"003)"60*60 = .069768 curies of alpha radiation your gut has absorbed. 1 curie is a f------ lot of radiation. Normally you'd convert that to rem, accounting for the fact that most af it will be alpha decay, with some secondary beta, and then compare that against the fact that almost none of it would make it 848 OP jesus christ dude get it together Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:42:45 No.22018515> File: Wow+this+comment+section+ (5 KB. 254x19 848 past your skin, but since you've ingested it, you've soaked up every last bit of it. It's the kid swallowing a 22lr thread all over again Any time now you'll start having digestive problems and pain as your epithelial gut cells start dying. and start violently vomiting. feeling faint etc. It'll all go away within a day or so. After that you'll have anywhere from a few days to a week before you start to bleed from every orifice, your skin starts to disintegrate and you suffer massive organ failure All of this can be reversed if you get to a hospital. Otherwise, been nice knowing you Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:43:42 No.22018522 22018541 OP Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:40:37 No.2201880422018808 dAndSaviour ipg (19 KB, 229x231) this isnt a hypothetical is it... f---- sake man, just how drunk are you? Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:46:48 No.22018541 22018564 So, /k/ids, what did we learn Last night, soviet-tier drunk Don't swallow radioactive s--- because you'll f------ die Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:27:00 No.22018747 22018765 2201876922018770 So, here's the whole story: >be me >there's some sort of stalker meetup >go there in my freedom parka >Some kids sitting in gas masks and talking about clear sky was s--- >thisisboring.mSv >decided to get drunk >6 bers later i hear this kid chanting about how he chipped off some DU bullet >he has this small chunk with him >while he brags about it, being the coolest kid, i go for the last 0.5l bottle >there are no 0.51 in the store there are only 1L left >f--- this i ain't coming back sober >got even more drunk >come back to the party >speaking gibberish i yellsomething like "i am the strielok" RIP in peace OP Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:30:37 No.2201876 welp, the zone claims another life it seems Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:30:42 No.22018770 He died so others may learn (82 KB, 400x542) VO DKA Just drink some more, and take antirads, you'll be fine, and if you don't you should Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:55:58 No 22018890 As a Slav, I grant OP the title of Honorary Slav load the quicksave take the bullet from the kid and proceed to swallow it >I'm the coolest guy there >drunk vomit myself to sleep Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:56:31 No.22018892> Δnnnvmnils07/19/14(Sat}13.31.27 Nn 2201 File: stalker dead (22 KB, 384x288) Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:44:18 No.22018826 i am the strielok" >DU penetrator Swear to God I bought this for my girlfriend once Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:43:38 No.22018820 It is alpha-active. It is not dangerous unless you eat it or something, but no one would do that, right? Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:57:32 No.2201 OP the most Stalker-est Stalker who ever stalked May he find hilarity in the Zone Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)14:00:08 No. 22018915 OP is cheeki-breeking his way to the zone-valhalla right now](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/091/144/175.png)
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] 11 (33 KB, 460x345) COFORTH MYCHILD Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:37:14 No.220 18485 ->-220184922-220185052-220185152-220185222-220185392-220186522-2201877- So /k/, what would hypothetically happen if you potentially maybe swallowed a depleted uranium bullet while drunk? Would such a person need any sort of medical assistance? Pic unreleated Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:38:56 No.22018492» 848 OP AND REMOVE KEBAB Goddammit Ik Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:41:08 No.220 18505 L Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:17.41 No.22018700 冖3201 8742>>220187523-220 8765 - You will die of radiation sickness 1kg of natural uranium emits about 3 mill curies of radiation per second Duis 17x heavier than lead, so I'm guessing your DU bullet weighs around 6.46 grams. DU is 60% as radioactive as natural Add all that up, and assuming it spent 6 hours inside your body, that's ((6.46/1000)"003)"60*60 = .069768 curies of alpha radiation your gut has absorbed. 1 curie is a f------ lot of radiation. Normally you'd convert that to rem, accounting for the fact that most af it will be alpha decay, with some secondary beta, and then compare that against the fact that almost none of it would make it 848 OP jesus christ dude get it together Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:42:45 No.22018515> File: Wow+this+comment+section+ (5 KB. 254x19 848 past your skin, but since you've ingested it, you've soaked up every last bit of it. It's the kid swallowing a 22lr thread all over again Any time now you'll start having digestive problems and pain as your epithelial gut cells start dying. and start violently vomiting. feeling faint etc. It'll all go away within a day or so. After that you'll have anywhere from a few days to a week before you start to bleed from every orifice, your skin starts to disintegrate and you suffer massive organ failure All of this can be reversed if you get to a hospital. Otherwise, been nice knowing you Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:43:42 No.22018522 22018541 OP Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:40:37 No.2201880422018808 dAndSaviour ipg (19 KB, 229x231) this isnt a hypothetical is it... f---- sake man, just how drunk are you? Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:46:48 No.22018541 22018564 So, /k/ids, what did we learn Last night, soviet-tier drunk Don't swallow radioactive s--- because you'll f------ die Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:27:00 No.22018747 22018765 2201876922018770 So, here's the whole story: >be me >there's some sort of stalker meetup >go there in my freedom parka >Some kids sitting in gas masks and talking about clear sky was s--- >thisisboring.mSv >decided to get drunk >6 bers later i hear this kid chanting about how he chipped off some DU bullet >he has this small chunk with him >while he brags about it, being the coolest kid, i go for the last 0.5l bottle >there are no 0.51 in the store there are only 1L left >f--- this i ain't coming back sober >got even more drunk >come back to the party >speaking gibberish i yellsomething like "i am the strielok" RIP in peace OP Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:30:37 No.2201876 welp, the zone claims another life it seems Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:30:42 No.22018770 He died so others may learn (82 KB, 400x542) VO DKA Just drink some more, and take antirads, you'll be fine, and if you don't you should Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:55:58 No 22018890 As a Slav, I grant OP the title of Honorary Slav load the quicksave take the bullet from the kid and proceed to swallow it >I'm the coolest guy there >drunk vomit myself to sleep Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:56:31 No.22018892> Δnnnvmnils07/19/14(Sat}13.31.27 Nn 2201 File: stalker dead (22 KB, 384x288) Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:44:18 No.22018826 i am the strielok" >DU penetrator Swear to God I bought this for my girlfriend once Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:43:38 No.22018820 It is alpha-active. It is not dangerous unless you eat it or something, but no one would do that, right? Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:57:32 No.2201 OP the most Stalker-est Stalker who ever stalked May he find hilarity in the Zone Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)14:00:08 No. 22018915 OP is cheeki-breeking his way to the zone-valhalla right now](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/091/144/175.png)
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![[Re'뻐 [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [し/ Autol 2 new posts 113 23/52 I'm in some deep s--- Anonymous 04/16/15Thu 20 14 10 No 2548794?» "sayi4_suwuseam-saue-sea I tucked up guys l really did I l tell story γ People are interested in hearing but gat something 10 hold on to because this is gonna be embarassing Autist Bee Ikleeper 041615Thu 20:15:00 No 25487954 Let me guess >Glock slides on the wrong models napelm rounds buned down a fores airsoft parts mixed with actual gun pats wow Fila: azn is9 (88 KB, 521x840) Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 20 15 40 No 25487965 you tried hunting with f--- your s--- rounds and stated a re again? Anonymous 04.16/15(Thu)20 1633 No 25487976 トーAm24 Give me the spaknotes version If its any good post the whole thing air enough I shot my my neighbor's cat in front of her daughter. Kitty got eviscerated Anonymous 04'16/1s(Thu2022:42 No. 25488037 22254850124 Oh f--- yes Anonymous 0416/1S(Thu 20 23:13 No.25488039 for what purpose Do tel Anonymous 04'16/1S(Thu2025 18 No.25488063トー 22254803 Some things are just worth doing for their own sake 2226488024 How old is the daugheer? Anonymous 04'16/15(Thu)20 26 06 No 25488076 s not beat around the bush here, anon OP, what was the daughter wearing? I wouldn't have f------ done t if my meighbor didn't call the cops on my brother last week for throwing a Furblaster Party in my backyard Anonymous 04'16/1S(Thu20 2718 No. 25488091 _usⅢ Oh. Youre just trashy. Well, no story needed Kind of explains itself Anonymous 04/16/1S(Thu20 27 35N0.25488096 ト - miu- igger what the f--- is a furblaster party t week, I was babysiting my autistic brother He's 22, and has the mentality of an 11 year old He's also a fury Now look, I love my little brother to death but furies are where I deaw the ine My mothar unaxpectadly came to my house with my brother and two of his tury friends and said Tt's an emargency, I need you to watch tham. Furanon and Furanon 2's parents know thay're with Broanon here at your place, so if they call, please answer? I humored her because l owe her a lot for being a s----- kid, so I accepted the duty of babysitting the f------ The furfags were in my backyard throwing dit and dryhumping each ether, and my neighbor called the cops when one of the fuckwits pulled his c--- out I understood, but then he started making fun af my brother. I don't take that s--- lighly, because aven though he's a retard he's family. I went oft on har, and sha's hated me since (she aready did bacause of a pravious incldent, but ll save that for later). Anyways, today, I was exceptionaly angy for reas ons which I wont explain. So when I walked outside to go to my car for something I left in it, CCing my 1911 and al, the bitch waked up to me and yeliad at me about controlling my brother. I yellad back at her for being a c---, and she shoved me, and I f------ lost it l screamed her "Ou. SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABO TI GET RID OF ONE FOR YOU?" i dew my pistol and she screamed, and l stepped towards her porch where her daughter and cat were 술ting I aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped The cat went all over the porch and the mom and daughter screamed and ran in the house when I realized what I did, I flippad the f--- out and ran back inaide. It's bean two hours and no police have come but m scared shitless What tha f--- do I do?m HOLY WOTHER OF F------ KEKS bro First of al, you're retard. Second HOW OLD IS THE DAUGHTER? Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 20 38 05 No 25488222 トMaaz" me gat this straight you f------ blew up a cat with saven 45 rounds in front of a little girl, and the first thing you do is tell 4chan good god Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu20 38 57 No 25488234 _Hml I wouldn't be disappointed if you were arrested honestly Anonymous 04'16/15(Thu20 39 1:8 No 25488238 ト 116M251 Filetarty kakspng (260 KB, 368 310) job OP, you stupld son of a forty keks wish this was a joke Im terrfied of the thought of going to jail Should I call a lawyer? Should I call my neighbor and apologize? I'm looking out my living room window and the porch is stil covered in blood, and some of the people in my neighborhood are walking around wondering what the f--- was going on WHAT D0I DO Anonymous 041615(Thu120 44 39 No 25488313 File murrica 1425257285573 ig(737 KB, 1284x2204) _seam-Hasan-saas4f 25488185 The cat attacked you It was a trainad attack sleapar agant cat This is a self defense issue The cat posed a threat to your life, wall being and freedoms The cat was a communist and was named Chaiman Meow You did this for America with a 1911, the most American thing possble a civlian patriot can do God bless your sou OP 22548818 What the f--- do I de??77 Go innawoods you dumb motharfucker Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu교10233 No 25488545 ト File: 1428976546469 ing (34KB, 407x600) l aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 21 03:40 No 25488660 File: image ing (23 KB, 241230) l know who I'm voting Anonymous 041615(Thu2108 46 No 25488638 File: 3311 ips (28 KB, 390x310) OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABOUT I GET RID /k/ - A Magical Place](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/020/102/6c7.jpg)
![[Re'뻐 [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [し/ Autol 2 new posts 113 23/52 I'm in some deep s--- Anonymous 04/16/15Thu 20 14 10 No 2548794?» "sayi4_suwuseam-saue-sea I tucked up guys l really did I l tell story γ People are interested in hearing but gat something 10 hold on to because this is gonna be embarassing Autist Bee Ikleeper 041615Thu 20:15:00 No 25487954 Let me guess >Glock slides on the wrong models napelm rounds buned down a fores airsoft parts mixed with actual gun pats wow Fila: azn is9 (88 KB, 521x840) Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 20 15 40 No 25487965 you tried hunting with f--- your s--- rounds and stated a re again? Anonymous 04.16/15(Thu)20 1633 No 25487976 トーAm24 Give me the spaknotes version If its any good post the whole thing air enough I shot my my neighbor's cat in front of her daughter. Kitty got eviscerated Anonymous 04'16/1s(Thu2022:42 No. 25488037 22254850124 Oh f--- yes Anonymous 0416/1S(Thu 20 23:13 No.25488039 for what purpose Do tel Anonymous 04'16/1S(Thu2025 18 No.25488063トー 22254803 Some things are just worth doing for their own sake 2226488024 How old is the daugheer? Anonymous 04'16/15(Thu)20 26 06 No 25488076 s not beat around the bush here, anon OP, what was the daughter wearing? I wouldn't have f------ done t if my meighbor didn't call the cops on my brother last week for throwing a Furblaster Party in my backyard Anonymous 04'16/1S(Thu20 2718 No. 25488091 _usⅢ Oh. Youre just trashy. Well, no story needed Kind of explains itself Anonymous 04/16/1S(Thu20 27 35N0.25488096 ト - miu- igger what the f--- is a furblaster party t week, I was babysiting my autistic brother He's 22, and has the mentality of an 11 year old He's also a fury Now look, I love my little brother to death but furies are where I deaw the ine My mothar unaxpectadly came to my house with my brother and two of his tury friends and said Tt's an emargency, I need you to watch tham. Furanon and Furanon 2's parents know thay're with Broanon here at your place, so if they call, please answer? I humored her because l owe her a lot for being a s----- kid, so I accepted the duty of babysitting the f------ The furfags were in my backyard throwing dit and dryhumping each ether, and my neighbor called the cops when one of the fuckwits pulled his c--- out I understood, but then he started making fun af my brother. I don't take that s--- lighly, because aven though he's a retard he's family. I went oft on har, and sha's hated me since (she aready did bacause of a pravious incldent, but ll save that for later). Anyways, today, I was exceptionaly angy for reas ons which I wont explain. So when I walked outside to go to my car for something I left in it, CCing my 1911 and al, the bitch waked up to me and yeliad at me about controlling my brother. I yellad back at her for being a c---, and she shoved me, and I f------ lost it l screamed her "Ou. SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABO TI GET RID OF ONE FOR YOU?" i dew my pistol and she screamed, and l stepped towards her porch where her daughter and cat were 술ting I aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped The cat went all over the porch and the mom and daughter screamed and ran in the house when I realized what I did, I flippad the f--- out and ran back inaide. It's bean two hours and no police have come but m scared shitless What tha f--- do I do?m HOLY WOTHER OF F------ KEKS bro First of al, you're retard. Second HOW OLD IS THE DAUGHTER? Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 20 38 05 No 25488222 トMaaz" me gat this straight you f------ blew up a cat with saven 45 rounds in front of a little girl, and the first thing you do is tell 4chan good god Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu20 38 57 No 25488234 _Hml I wouldn't be disappointed if you were arrested honestly Anonymous 04'16/15(Thu20 39 1:8 No 25488238 ト 116M251 Filetarty kakspng (260 KB, 368 310) job OP, you stupld son of a forty keks wish this was a joke Im terrfied of the thought of going to jail Should I call a lawyer? Should I call my neighbor and apologize? I'm looking out my living room window and the porch is stil covered in blood, and some of the people in my neighborhood are walking around wondering what the f--- was going on WHAT D0I DO Anonymous 041615(Thu120 44 39 No 25488313 File murrica 1425257285573 ig(737 KB, 1284x2204) _seam-Hasan-saas4f 25488185 The cat attacked you It was a trainad attack sleapar agant cat This is a self defense issue The cat posed a threat to your life, wall being and freedoms The cat was a communist and was named Chaiman Meow You did this for America with a 1911, the most American thing possble a civlian patriot can do God bless your sou OP 22548818 What the f--- do I de??77 Go innawoods you dumb motharfucker Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu교10233 No 25488545 ト File: 1428976546469 ing (34KB, 407x600) l aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 21 03:40 No 25488660 File: image ing (23 KB, 241230) l know who I'm voting Anonymous 041615(Thu2108 46 No 25488638 File: 3311 ips (28 KB, 390x310) OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABOUT I GET RID /k/ - A Magical Place](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/020/102/6c7.jpg)
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![Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:24:42 No.22352309 >>22352392 2222352421 2222352510 2222352569 Where I live I barely ever have soccermom issues BUT, this one time be inna Santa Fe with my friend visiting his dad, and his dad's boyfriend ( know, but they're cool) >out at one of the outdoor type malls look over and see people with signs screaming about stuff >no idea who they are, oh well >sick of looking at shoes with two gay men, so I head off alone >go into a knife store >low and behold, they have a few holsters and stuff for sale >been CC'ing in a s----- uncomfortable holster all day >buy a nicer one >Ask store owner if I can swap out in the store as im doing this I notice a lady with a sign walking by >she glances at me and see's my gun on the counter >the cashier was going to hide it for me >but she walked by as I set it down. >Picks up her sign "OCCUPY NM" really big on it. Cont □ Anonymous 08/12/14 (Tue)08 40 45 No 22352421、2-2232465 z-22352467222 22352309 "oh boy here we go" said quite loudly to the cashier and store owner >Lady runs up "THATS ILLEGAL" >l shut my >Store owner starts off "aam, this is my store, he can have his gun in here if he wants to. Plus, he has a concealed permit" >"YOU MEAN YOU ADVOCATE PEOPLE WEAPONS?!?!? HOW DARE YO-…" >Store owner is walking away from her, face palming cashier is looking really worried "Jeff, the lady's just dumb, give her a break, stop. >"Caleb I can't deal with her in MY store messing with MY customers, LADY YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO GIT >I'm sitting there trying to get my new holster on as fast as I can Lady starts chanting some weird slogan about how guns kill or something, i had tuned her out [Shrieking Intensifies] SECRETLY CARRYING DEADLY must have summoned others because l >her herd had gathered outside the store >all of them could see me putting my gun in my holster >Liberalism intensifies Store owner come back and says "Lady, calm down or git, last chance. Lady screams at him, calls him a pig He raises up a mossberg 500 in full view of the crown and begins loading it. >every shell he put in he counts >click "1" click "2".. goes to five >pumps the shotgun >The woman jumps on the floor and screams for help, she's being attacked I'm standing there in shock >I tell the owner sorry but I need to go "'no this happens at least once a day since these C---- (looks and yells at lady) showed up, you go on and have a good day >walk out >crowd is yelling at me >people clawing at my side >i muscle my way through >go run to my friend "dude let's go" >"why?" >angry OCCUPY crowd marching our way >"What...the...f---...what did you even >drag him the f--- away find his dad and his bf >"Guys, c'mon, buy shoes later" >(extreme gay voice) "Por que, I was just about to model them fors mi lover >"LATER DO IT LATER" "Si, ok, so pooshy" >us 4 walk out The crowd is just yelling at us as I dive into the car □ Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:50:26 No.22352484 2222352498 >>22352503 222 >22352421 >Land whale throws her sign like a frisbee and in hits the car >(extreme gay voice again) >"WHO DID THIS >friend's dad gets out >"WHO IS THE MOTHER..M------------ WHO DEED THEES slady who threw it realizes her herd has not caught up yet. "WASS IT YOU BEECH?" YOU APOLOGIZE TO MI CAR OR I CALL LA POLICE" >lady is mindfucked to no end. A gay man is mad at her, and not on her side. >She tries to run >He catches her >(gay and mexican accents intensify) YOU APOLOGISE TO LA CARRO PENCHE PUTA" >He is now dragging this land cow to the car "APOLOGIZE >Lady mumbles sorry >"NOW KEES" (pushes her face into the window) "NOW GEET OUTTA MY FACE" swe drive hom DON'T TREAD ON ME And that's why I love my friend's gay dad as much as my own dad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/997/938/aef.jpg)
![Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:24:42 No.22352309 >>22352392 2222352421 2222352510 2222352569 Where I live I barely ever have soccermom issues BUT, this one time be inna Santa Fe with my friend visiting his dad, and his dad's boyfriend ( know, but they're cool) >out at one of the outdoor type malls look over and see people with signs screaming about stuff >no idea who they are, oh well >sick of looking at shoes with two gay men, so I head off alone >go into a knife store >low and behold, they have a few holsters and stuff for sale >been CC'ing in a s----- uncomfortable holster all day >buy a nicer one >Ask store owner if I can swap out in the store as im doing this I notice a lady with a sign walking by >she glances at me and see's my gun on the counter >the cashier was going to hide it for me >but she walked by as I set it down. >Picks up her sign "OCCUPY NM" really big on it. Cont □ Anonymous 08/12/14 (Tue)08 40 45 No 22352421、2-2232465 z-22352467222 22352309 "oh boy here we go" said quite loudly to the cashier and store owner >Lady runs up "THATS ILLEGAL" >l shut my >Store owner starts off "aam, this is my store, he can have his gun in here if he wants to. Plus, he has a concealed permit" >"YOU MEAN YOU ADVOCATE PEOPLE WEAPONS?!?!? HOW DARE YO-…" >Store owner is walking away from her, face palming cashier is looking really worried "Jeff, the lady's just dumb, give her a break, stop. >"Caleb I can't deal with her in MY store messing with MY customers, LADY YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO GIT >I'm sitting there trying to get my new holster on as fast as I can Lady starts chanting some weird slogan about how guns kill or something, i had tuned her out [Shrieking Intensifies] SECRETLY CARRYING DEADLY must have summoned others because l >her herd had gathered outside the store >all of them could see me putting my gun in my holster >Liberalism intensifies Store owner come back and says "Lady, calm down or git, last chance. Lady screams at him, calls him a pig He raises up a mossberg 500 in full view of the crown and begins loading it. >every shell he put in he counts >click "1" click "2".. goes to five >pumps the shotgun >The woman jumps on the floor and screams for help, she's being attacked I'm standing there in shock >I tell the owner sorry but I need to go "'no this happens at least once a day since these C---- (looks and yells at lady) showed up, you go on and have a good day >walk out >crowd is yelling at me >people clawing at my side >i muscle my way through >go run to my friend "dude let's go" >"why?" >angry OCCUPY crowd marching our way >"What...the...f---...what did you even >drag him the f--- away find his dad and his bf >"Guys, c'mon, buy shoes later" >(extreme gay voice) "Por que, I was just about to model them fors mi lover >"LATER DO IT LATER" "Si, ok, so pooshy" >us 4 walk out The crowd is just yelling at us as I dive into the car □ Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:50:26 No.22352484 2222352498 >>22352503 222 >22352421 >Land whale throws her sign like a frisbee and in hits the car >(extreme gay voice again) >"WHO DID THIS >friend's dad gets out >"WHO IS THE MOTHER..M------------ WHO DEED THEES slady who threw it realizes her herd has not caught up yet. "WASS IT YOU BEECH?" YOU APOLOGIZE TO MI CAR OR I CALL LA POLICE" >lady is mindfucked to no end. A gay man is mad at her, and not on her side. >She tries to run >He catches her >(gay and mexican accents intensify) YOU APOLOGISE TO LA CARRO PENCHE PUTA" >He is now dragging this land cow to the car "APOLOGIZE >Lady mumbles sorry >"NOW KEES" (pushes her face into the window) "NOW GEET OUTTA MY FACE" swe drive hom DON'T TREAD ON ME And that's why I love my friend's gay dad as much as my own dad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/997/938/aef.jpg)
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