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Doctor finds 27 contact lenses lost in woman’s eye

UK surgeon finds 27 missing contact lenses in woman's eye Ghost @KillianTrill Bitch was seeing in Ultra 4k HD

UK surgeon finds 27 missing contact lenses in woman's eye Ghost @KillianTrill Bitch was seeing in Ultra 4k HD

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Focusing on the real issues😤

Existential Comics @existentialcoms Don't get distracted by petty problems in daily life, concentrate on what is truly important. Like spreading communist propaganda online. 5/22/17, 4:10 PM 533 RETWEETS 1,226 LIKES 23

Existential Comics @existentialcoms Don't get distracted by petty problems in daily life, concentrate on what is truly important. Like spreading communist propaganda online. 5/22/17, 4:10 PM 533 RETWEETS 1,226 LIKES 23

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10/10 twitter poll

Do you think it's easier being male or female? Yes 72% No 22%

Do you think it's easier being male or female? Yes 72% No 22%

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hate when that happens

nan @ellipses I love when adults are like "if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" like l'd jump off a bridge for fun I hate myself 2016-02-13, 12:29 AM 3,319 RETWEETS 3,742 LIKES

nan @ellipses I love when adults are like "if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" like l'd jump off a bridge for fun I hate myself 2016-02-13, 12:29 AM 3,319 RETWEETS 3,742 LIKES

what did you do today?

mary d @maryjennaa i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen l woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay l don't kn o w 1/7/18, 1:09 AM 76.7K Retweets 223K Likes

mary d @maryjennaa i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen l woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay l don't kn o w 1/7/18, 1:09 AM 76.7K Retweets 223K Likes

damn

lee @leebron My girlfriend told me she would suck John Mayer's d--- in front of her own dad because she loves him so much.I said the girl on a netflix show we were watching was cute and she got mad and told me to watch it by myself.

lee @leebron My girlfriend told me she would suck John Mayer's d--- in front of her own dad because she loves him so much.I said the girl on a netflix show we were watching was cute and she got mad and told me to watch it by myself.

DAMN

4:09 AM Tweet NUDAH @nudah overheard in the walmart video games aisle, just moments ago: " yea my uncle died in the storm, it completely ruined everything for US "hahahaiget what u mean dude, old people suck at fortnite" " no dude my family's from new orleans, my uncle died in katrina" 3/29/18, 5:38 PM Tweet your reply

4:09 AM Tweet NUDAH @nudah overheard in the walmart video games aisle, just moments ago: " yea my uncle died in the storm, it completely ruined everything for US "hahahaiget what u mean dude, old people suck at fortnite" " no dude my family's from new orleans, my uncle died in katrina" 3/29/18, 5:38 PM Tweet your reply

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extreme sport

alcohol @Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison @amazaleax Doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it

alcohol @Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison @amazaleax Doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it

unborn baby mecha battle

noodle~chan d @l0meinn00dle If two pregnant women have a fist fight, its like a mecha battle between unborn babies 8:11 AM 11 May 127

noodle~chan d @l0meinn00dle If two pregnant women have a fist fight, its like a mecha battle between unborn babies 8:11 AM 11 May 127

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Pregnant Plok Egg

Little Miss CocoThatSinfulGirl 19 my mother drew pregnant plok on an egg i'm going to die of embarrassment happy easter everyone 91t 刁

Little Miss CocoThatSinfulGirl 19 my mother drew pregnant plok on an egg i'm going to die of embarrassment happy easter everyone 91t 刁

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This is so sad 😢

itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 22 Jun 2011 somebody remind me in seven years not to have kids. DougExeter @Dougxeter 4h dont have kids 91 a itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 1h Too late my daughter is about to be one next month DougExeter @DougExeter 5m you should have said five years itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe Follow ) ﹀ Replying to @DougExeter You right 12:22 PM 21 Mar 2018

itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 22 Jun 2011 somebody remind me in seven years not to have kids. DougExeter @Dougxeter 4h dont have kids 91 a itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 1h Too late my daughter is about to be one next month DougExeter @DougExeter 5m you should have said five years itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe Follow ) ﹀ Replying to @DougExeter You right 12:22 PM 21 Mar 2018

The Evil Is Defeated

nico @xcx world Follow tweetdeck is OVER, we did it ladies, we defeated local twitter #Tweet Deck lsOverParty The evilis defeated GIF 1:28 AM-10 Mar 2018

nico @xcx world Follow tweetdeck is OVER, we did it ladies, we defeated local twitter #Tweet Deck lsOverParty The evilis defeated GIF 1:28 AM-10 Mar 2018

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Tweetdeck Suspension

tommy Follow @tommytheworld dory, common white girl, holyfag, finah, and tons of other tweetdeck accounts got suspended

tommy Follow @tommytheworld dory, common white girl, holyfag, finah, and tons of other tweetdeck accounts got suspended

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Twitter Infinite

YOU SHALL KNOW THE FALSE SHEPHERD BY HIS MARK

YOU SHALL KNOW THE FALSE SHEPHERD BY HIS MARK

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Tweet on how those 14 year olds handled the situation

Chauncy Smart @ChauncySmartt Personally I feel Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better.

Chauncy Smart @ChauncySmartt Personally I feel Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better.

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Every Twitter screenshot meme

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"When C0 Insert picture here

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Pinocchio meets Sexy Saw

Keaton Patti e》 @Keato.. . Mar 1 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page. ﹀ SAW 9: SAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY INT. WHALE A sexy woman, BECKY SEXWOMAN, is covered in blood, chained to a bed. She's in a whale, but doesn't know it yet. BECKY AH!!! Blood is supposed to be inside my body, not outside it! An old TV turns on. We know it's old because it's covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump. The doll from the other movies appears on the screen, but this time he's sexier. We know he's sexier because he s covered in sexwebs SEXY DOLL Hello, Becky. Want to play a game? BECKY Yes. of course. Don't be silly. Yes. 100%. Game please. Becky still doesn't realize she's inside a whale SEXY DOLL Becky, you are inside a whale. Becky now realizes she's inside a whale. She's fine with i SEXY DOLL (CONT D) I hid the key to this whale inside your pancreas BECKY (whispers to self) Good thing I'm a pancreas doctor. SEXY DOLL But since I know you're a pancreas doctor, I took it out of your pancreas and put it in one of your kidneys. The cool one. BECKY (whispers to self) Ah, f---. I don't know kidneys A countdown starts counting down from one hour on the TV. SEXY DOLL Whoa, what the f--- is that? I didn't do that. Who did that? The whale did that.

Keaton Patti e》 @Keato.. . Mar 1 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page. ﹀ SAW 9: SAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY INT. WHALE A sexy woman, BECKY SEXWOMAN, is covered in blood, chained to a bed. She's in a whale, but doesn't know it yet. BECKY AH!!! Blood is supposed to be inside my body, not outside it! An old TV turns on. We know it's old because it's covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump. The doll from the other movies appears on the screen, but this time he's sexier. We know he's sexier because he s covered in sexwebs SEXY DOLL Hello, Becky. Want to play a game? BECKY Yes. of course. Don't be silly. Yes. 100%. Game please. Becky still doesn't realize she's inside a whale SEXY DOLL Becky, you are inside a whale. Becky now realizes she's inside a whale. She's fine with i SEXY DOLL (CONT D) I hid the key to this whale inside your pancreas BECKY (whispers to self) Good thing I'm a pancreas doctor. SEXY DOLL But since I know you're a pancreas doctor, I took it out of your pancreas and put it in one of your kidneys. The cool one. BECKY (whispers to self) Ah, f---. I don't know kidneys A countdown starts counting down from one hour on the TV. SEXY DOLL Whoa, what the f--- is that? I didn't do that. Who did that? The whale did that.

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Twitter's logo in the style of Tumblr

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Hypocrisy

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Moon Pie continues with the shitposts

MoonPie People ask me when I'm ready to quit tweeting and hang it up and the answer is I already have we've been on auto tweet for 3 months 2/23/18, 6:10 PM 425 Retweets 5,902 Likes Eric Geller @ericgeller 5h Replying to @MoonPie then how are you replying to people 49 MoonPie @MoonPie 5h Mool oheAt MoonPie we take feedback like this very seriously thank you

MoonPie People ask me when I'm ready to quit tweeting and hang it up and the answer is I already have we've been on auto tweet for 3 months 2/23/18, 6:10 PM 425 Retweets 5,902 Likes Eric Geller @ericgeller 5h Replying to @MoonPie then how are you replying to people 49 MoonPie @MoonPie 5h Mool oheAt MoonPie we take feedback like this very seriously thank you