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someone just asked me why i was wearing a mcdonalds logo

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You can only sit alone and smoke...

Me at Mastodon trying to escape Meta Threads.net

Me at Mastodon trying to escape Meta Threads.net

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meirl

meirl Cyrus Shepard @cyrusshepard@mastodon.social YOU Make a wheres Waldo picture CHATGPT Here's your "Where's Waldo" style picture. Have fun trying to spot the character! Jan 06, 2024, 00:24 Mastodon for Android 0★ 2

meirl Cyrus Shepard @cyrusshepard@mastodon.social YOU Make a wheres Waldo picture CHATGPT Here's your "Where's Waldo" style picture. Have fun trying to spot the character! Jan 06, 2024, 00:24 Mastodon for Android 0★ 2

me irl me_irl where's waldo? where's wally? chatgpt

the audio cd is a beautiful standard

hikari @hikari the audio cd is a beautiful standard because it is something truly rare in the field of technology: it is complete. it set out to solve the problem of distributing audio, and it solved it so completely that it will never be obsolete, because it delivers quality far surpassing what the human ear can make out. for the last four decades, audio has simply been a solved problem, thanks to the cd. Aug 01, 2023, 17:35 857 21

hikari @hikari the audio cd is a beautiful standard because it is something truly rare in the field of technology: it is complete. it set out to solve the problem of distributing audio, and it solved it so completely that it will never be obsolete, because it delivers quality far surpassing what the human ear can make out. for the last four decades, audio has simply been a solved problem, thanks to the cd. Aug 01, 2023, 17:35 857 21

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You don’t need link shorteners on Mastodon

Fedi. Tips @feditips@mstdn.social In case you missed it, all links on Mastodon count as 23 characters towards your limit, no matter how many characters the link really is. So, you don't need to use link shorteners on Mastodon as they won't actually affect the link's length. Mastodon does this because it's better for everyone's privacy to avoid link shortener services, it means people can see what they're clicking on, and the link won't stop working if the shortener service shuts down. More info at: ➡fedi.tips/you-dont-need-link-s... You don't need link shorteners on Mastodon | Fedi.Tips - An Unoff... An unofficial guide to using Mastodon and the Fediverse fedi.tips 12 de jul de 2023, 17:24 · · £ 2,9 mil · ★ 3 mil

Fedi. Tips @feditips@mstdn.social In case you missed it, all links on Mastodon count as 23 characters towards your limit, no matter how many characters the link really is. So, you don't need to use link shorteners on Mastodon as they won't actually affect the link's length. Mastodon does this because it's better for everyone's privacy to avoid link shortener services, it means people can see what they're clicking on, and the link won't stop working if the shortener service shuts down. More info at: ➡fedi.tips/you-dont-need-link-s... You don't need link shorteners on Mastodon | Fedi.Tips - An Unoff... An unofficial guide to using Mastodon and the Fediverse fedi.tips 12 de jul de 2023, 17:24 · · £ 2,9 mil · ★ 3 mil

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Twitter vs Mastodon

I can't believe the funniest thing in this gallery is a random youtube thumbnail.

Everything else is just screenshots of a bunch of sad f---- being sad f----.

I can't believe the funniest thing in this gallery is a random youtube thumbnail.

Everything else is just screenshots of a bunch of sad f---- being sad f----.

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Mastodon's Getting Weird

ZAWARD dad tired @mark@mellified.men. Nov 4 EVERYONE ON MASTODON: Hello! I'm Dr. Whitney Appleby, a molecular biologist working on new ways to beat the Pacific Garbage Patch! In my spare time I love reading, hanggliding and playing with my cat. I'm also starting to weave- ME: *shoving past them* yeah sure where are the dips ? where are the real a holes around here. perverts, you got any perverts? 38 426 191

ZAWARD dad tired @mark@mellified.men. Nov 4 EVERYONE ON MASTODON: Hello! I'm Dr. Whitney Appleby, a molecular biologist working on new ways to beat the Pacific Garbage Patch! In my spare time I love reading, hanggliding and playing with my cat. I'm also starting to weave- ME: *shoving past them* yeah sure where are the dips ? where are the real a holes around here. perverts, you got any perverts? 38 426 191

Mastodon is nothing like Twitter

sitharus @sitharus@cloudisland.nz I keep seeing people say Mastodon is nothing like Twitter. And they're right. Mastodon is an echo of the old internet, it's decentralised, chaotic. What you get depends on your sysadmin. You can't search, everything has to be shared to you by a human. Networks split apart and rejoin. What you see is your unique connection to it. Is this good? Maybe. But for me that's the internet I grew up with. No algorithms, no targeted adverts, just human interaction, and it was glorious. 05 de nov de 2022 23:21 - Toot! £ 2,9 mil · ★ 5,4 mil sitharus @sitharus 1+ 23 ✪ 5 nov This also is very much like early Twitter. I joined in 2007. Twitter was a cheap group SMS service, it connected you to your friends not to companies and celebrities. I get that I'm not like most people. I grew up in a very conservative rural area so the internet has always been my connection to friends and peer groups, a way to converse with people rather than a way to escape or get famous.

sitharus @sitharus@cloudisland.nz I keep seeing people say Mastodon is nothing like Twitter. And they're right. Mastodon is an echo of the old internet, it's decentralised, chaotic. What you get depends on your sysadmin. You can't search, everything has to be shared to you by a human. Networks split apart and rejoin. What you see is your unique connection to it. Is this good? Maybe. But for me that's the internet I grew up with. No algorithms, no targeted adverts, just human interaction, and it was glorious. 05 de nov de 2022 23:21 - Toot! £ 2,9 mil · ★ 5,4 mil sitharus @sitharus 1+ 23 ✪ 5 nov This also is very much like early Twitter. I joined in 2007. Twitter was a cheap group SMS service, it connected you to your friends not to companies and celebrities. I get that I'm not like most people. I grew up in a very conservative rural area so the internet has always been my connection to friends and peer groups, a way to converse with people rather than a way to escape or get famous.

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WRONGTHINK DETECTED. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE!

Mastodon has a taste of twitter fusing with tumblr.
Who could have predicted that a developer who banished anybody who was considered has "nazi" would have began to censor "words".
History repeats itself my friends.
Remember that the cool boys club is this way:
http://www.fediverse.org/
and the admin manual to make your own club is here:
https://karp.id.au/social/en/admin/index.html

Enjoy ;)

Mastodon has a taste of twitter fusing with tumblr.
Who could have predicted that a developer who banished anybody who was considered has "nazi" would have began to censor "words".
History repeats itself my friends.
Remember that the cool boys club is this way:
http://www.fediverse.org/
and the admin manual to make your own club is here:
https://karp.id.au/social/en/admin/index.html

Enjoy ;)

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How to, the guide to build your how community and federate with other in peaces

SPC is bretty nice but you can also make your how gnu social server if you want :)

Here some manuals:
https://karp.id.au/social/en/admin/index.html
Here's some friendly VPS without CIA infected BIOS and also 100% free software.
https://store.vikings.net/libre-hosting-provider-crowdfunding/libre-vps-pre-order
For help you can always ask moonman the admin of SPC
https://shitposter.club/moonman
Happy hacking ;)

SPC is bretty nice but you can also make your how gnu social server if you want :)

Here some manuals:
https://karp.id.au/social/en/admin/index.html
Here's some friendly VPS without CIA infected BIOS and also 100% free software.
https://store.vikings.net/libre-hosting-provider-crowdfunding/libre-vps-pre-order
For help you can always ask moonman the admin of SPC
https://shitposter.club/moonman
Happy hacking ;)

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DDOS again and again

notice/1967132 Constance Variable @lambadalambda 35m Also w-- mastodon, you don't have to DDOS me just because I'm mentioned once in a post... FAVORITES 5 7:30 pm 29 April 2017 Pleroma FE Details Technowix @technowix @lambadalambda 32m 0 @lambadalambda We want to know you Verius @verius@lambadalambda 26m 0 BV B @lambadalambda Mastodon's idea of efficiency is quickly becoming a legend on the fediverse. 0 Mitchell @stitchxd @lambadalambda 24m @lambadalambda Mastodon: where we block free speech and DDoS GS users for fun.

notice/1967132 Constance Variable @lambadalambda 35m Also w-- mastodon, you don't have to DDOS me just because I'm mentioned once in a post... FAVORITES 5 7:30 pm 29 April 2017 Pleroma FE Details Technowix @technowix @lambadalambda 32m 0 @lambadalambda We want to know you Verius @verius@lambadalambda 26m 0 BV B @lambadalambda Mastodon's idea of efficiency is quickly becoming a legend on the fediverse. 0 Mitchell @stitchxd @lambadalambda 24m @lambadalambda Mastodon: where we block free speech and DDoS GS users for fun.

gnu social mastodon totaly not made on purpuse ddos functions asked to be corrected two months ago by gargon

Mastodon implemented a ddos function (official not a ddos function)

They bundle malware into their 'implementation' to DDoS the Ostatus network that's been here for ~10 years before Eugen showed up. He's just cashing in on the sheep that are too lazy to do their homework. To date he's invented nothing

They bundle malware into their 'implementation' to DDoS the Ostatus network that's been here for ~10 years before Eugen showed up. He's just cashing in on the sheep that are too lazy to do their homework. To date he's invented nothing

EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE IS A NAZI

welp
Mastodon and the people who use it don't understand what the word federation means.

welp
Mastodon and the people who use it don't understand what the word federation means.

mastodon nazi everyone i don't like is a nazi death of free speech

muh oppression

Funny it is to know that some blocklists are done by a microsoft employee
https://github.com/WitchesTown/InstanceInternals/blob/master/Blocklist.md

Mastodon and the people who use it don't understand what the word federation means.

Funny it is to know that some blocklists are done by a microsoft employee
https://github.com/WitchesTown/InstanceInternals/blob/master/Blocklist.md

Mastodon and the people who use it don't understand what the word federation means.

mastodon shitposting ban

Can somebody please pickup that phone

Note: this is misinformation.
It's actually a quotes from Mark Zuckerberg the creator of facebook.
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg
Anyway this wouldn't be surprising if eugen/gargron said something similar since he does the same s--- has Zuckerberg.
Aka= abusing his user base by directly selling their information.

Note: this is misinformation.
It's actually a quotes from Mark Zuckerberg the creator of facebook.
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg
Anyway this wouldn't be surprising if eugen/gargron said something similar since he does the same s--- has Zuckerberg.
Aka= abusing his user base by directly selling their information.

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A real developer takes Eugen to school

11m Andre@ @puellavulnerata @johnhenry @sonya @heluecht @Gargron @Meaningness well, more generally, "incentivizes breaking compatibility, and so at risk for embrace/extend/extinguish if an implementation run rudely gets popular" is a critique of *the standard* Eugen @Gargron 3m ta @Meaningness @heluecht @sonya @johnhenry Not at risk of embrace/extend/extinguish due to the AGPLv3 license Mastodon innovates somewhat on the OStatus protocol to allow for more advanced features (esp. privacy-related) but all these innovations are documented. Andrea) @puellavulnerata @Gargron @johnhenry @sonya @heluecht @Meaningness not true; AGPLv3 means anyone can fork your code, but if you implemented a behavior that breaks interop with other implementations and have 90% market share, then all other implementations have to change or be marginalized. The embrace/extend/extinguish is I refer to is that of de facto standards drift rather than a particular implementation gaining dominance. Apr 02, 2017, 17:15 . Web-t 0 . ★ 1

11m Andre@ @puellavulnerata @johnhenry @sonya @heluecht @Gargron @Meaningness well, more generally, "incentivizes breaking compatibility, and so at risk for embrace/extend/extinguish if an implementation run rudely gets popular" is a critique of *the standard* Eugen @Gargron 3m ta @Meaningness @heluecht @sonya @johnhenry Not at risk of embrace/extend/extinguish due to the AGPLv3 license Mastodon innovates somewhat on the OStatus protocol to allow for more advanced features (esp. privacy-related) but all these innovations are documented. Andrea) @puellavulnerata @Gargron @johnhenry @sonya @heluecht @Meaningness not true; AGPLv3 means anyone can fork your code, but if you implemented a behavior that breaks interop with other implementations and have 90% market share, then all other implementations have to change or be marginalized. The embrace/extend/extinguish is I refer to is that of de facto standards drift rather than a particular implementation gaining dominance. Apr 02, 2017, 17:15 . Web-t 0 . ★ 1

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