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A Normal Day on /r9k/

you 1 nuke. Nukes destroy 8 territories, making them pretty decent chance OT success but what do i R: 212/1: 46 R: 2 tfw a random NEET neckbeard found the courage to wink at you R: 9/1: 2 >accidentally sat on my tw you found the courage sister's child and killed it to wink at a random qt grill Should I just end it noW? haven't even felt the grief yet. This really, REALLY f------ sucks.

you 1 nuke. Nukes destroy 8 territories, making them pretty decent chance OT success but what do i R: 212/1: 46 R: 2 tfw a random NEET neckbeard found the courage to wink at you R: 9/1: 2 >accidentally sat on my tw you found the courage sister's child and killed it to wink at a random qt grill Should I just end it noW? haven't even felt the grief yet. This really, REALLY f------ sucks.

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File: smash-mouth8.ipg (56 KB, 400x268) O Anonymous 04/11 / 1 5(Sat)17:38:05 No. 1 7863607トー17 3585 >> 17553739 Somebody once told me the world is filled with normies l ain't the coolest dude in the thread He was looking kind of whack with his frogposting attack With the bulk of his posts about wojack Well, the posts start coming and they don't stop coming Mad at the Jews and I hit /po gunning Didn't make sense not to hate the blacks You're mad cause m right when I post these facts So many jews, so much disease So whats wrong with hating the blackies You'll never know if you don't post You'll dine on p---- that's roast Chorus:] Hey, now, you're a Normie, get your Stacey, go away Hey, now, you're from reddit, get the f--- out, today And all the shitposts are okd Only OC break the mold It's a cruel world and they say it gets colder You're a KV now but wait til you get older But the Chad's in the thread beg to differ Judging by the hoes that satisfy their stiffers The cries we make are put on the shelf The normies cry out "Just be My d--- is dry, how bout yours? I wish I was dead, dont wanna live no more yourself Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could I spare some GBP l need to get myself some spicey l said REE, you're a normie mommy said not to give it away for free Now I blast you chicken tendies with some poopoo peepee Well, the posts start coming and they don't stop coming Mad at the Jews and I hit /po gunning Didn't make sense not to hate the blacks You're mad cause m right when I post these facts o many jews, so much disease So whats wrong with hating the blackies You'll never know if you don't post You'll dine on p---- that's roast Chorus]

File: smash-mouth8.ipg (56 KB, 400x268) O Anonymous 04/11 / 1 5(Sat)17:38:05 No. 1 7863607トー17 3585 >> 17553739 Somebody once told me the world is filled with normies l ain't the coolest dude in the thread He was looking kind of whack with his frogposting attack With the bulk of his posts about wojack Well, the posts start coming and they don't stop coming Mad at the Jews and I hit /po gunning Didn't make sense not to hate the blacks You're mad cause m right when I post these facts So many jews, so much disease So whats wrong with hating the blackies You'll never know if you don't post You'll dine on p---- that's roast Chorus:] Hey, now, you're a Normie, get your Stacey, go away Hey, now, you're from reddit, get the f--- out, today And all the shitposts are okd Only OC break the mold It's a cruel world and they say it gets colder You're a KV now but wait til you get older But the Chad's in the thread beg to differ Judging by the hoes that satisfy their stiffers The cries we make are put on the shelf The normies cry out "Just be My d--- is dry, how bout yours? I wish I was dead, dont wanna live no more yourself Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could I spare some GBP l need to get myself some spicey l said REE, you're a normie mommy said not to give it away for free Now I blast you chicken tendies with some poopoo peepee Well, the posts start coming and they don't stop coming Mad at the Jews and I hit /po gunning Didn't make sense not to hate the blacks You're mad cause m right when I post these facts o many jews, so much disease So whats wrong with hating the blackies You'll never know if you don't post You'll dine on p---- that's roast Chorus]

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O Anonymous 03/25/15(Wed2008 23 No 606032208 I would like to share my story with you My name is amana Reply] sborn in China very poor, had to sleep in a box for the first few years of my life one day, a man dragged me out of the box family has sold me to America been locked in trans atlantic container almost nothing to eat for nearly a wook >had no home, no job, no family, no further education for the first time in my life,I see NY sold to a man, dealing with my kind of people sa black man buys my body gets me out of there stakes me to his home >first time since leaving China I have real place to call home his name is Leon sdeveloping feelings for him try to do anything to please him >be very thankful for home and life without prostitution some day he starts requesting weird thins from me you have always been doing this wants to use my body 4 times a day starts let his friends using me -again and again always uses me when he is drunk starts hitting me when I dont work always stutfs things upper my rear end sticks chicken legs inside me -shouts "come on, give it to me you damn thing! always calls me thing "faster god damn-it, I want my chickent >his friends are watching >burst into tears >Leon is real l am a microwave Pic not related

O Anonymous 03/25/15(Wed2008 23 No 606032208 I would like to share my story with you My name is amana Reply] sborn in China very poor, had to sleep in a box for the first few years of my life one day, a man dragged me out of the box family has sold me to America been locked in trans atlantic container almost nothing to eat for nearly a wook >had no home, no job, no family, no further education for the first time in my life,I see NY sold to a man, dealing with my kind of people sa black man buys my body gets me out of there stakes me to his home >first time since leaving China I have real place to call home his name is Leon sdeveloping feelings for him try to do anything to please him >be very thankful for home and life without prostitution some day he starts requesting weird thins from me you have always been doing this wants to use my body 4 times a day starts let his friends using me -again and again always uses me when he is drunk starts hitting me when I dont work always stutfs things upper my rear end sticks chicken legs inside me -shouts "come on, give it to me you damn thing! always calls me thing "faster god damn-it, I want my chickent >his friends are watching >burst into tears >Leon is real l am a microwave Pic not related

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happy feelsmas from sorry we did a bad job TFW CHESTNUTS ARE ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE TFW getting drunk before noon, then afternoon, then evening. Alone. >tfw I'm the only person on r9k that's not a f----- that feel when Christmas is just another normal day TFW even though you got everyone gifts, with the exception of the $500.00 spent on boots for both your sisters and a card for your mother with heartfelt emotion, the rest are mediocre and will be disappointing TFW you didn't budget right and were only able to get gifts for family members TFW you never wanted to get gifts for anyone anyway, and never asked for gifts yourself TFW you'll have to wake early to open gifts and do your best to look happy to receive something you didn't ask for TFW people may thank you but likely be disappoint at the large majority of your gifts, mediocre stuff TFW you decide to say "a gift is a gift, and this day won't last forever, so maybe I should be content." TFW discontent still lingers TFW I want to get to 2013 already. FUUUUUbbUUUUUCK CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS > tw I'm crazy and I have to go downstairs unwillingly and open presents I don't really want or need >tw no cyanide fw citrus in me tabernacle Anonymous 12/24/12(Mon)15:55:51 >> No.4947777 NO Merry Christmas Everybody! blox

happy feelsmas from sorry we did a bad job TFW CHESTNUTS ARE ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE TFW getting drunk before noon, then afternoon, then evening. Alone. >tfw I'm the only person on r9k that's not a f----- that feel when Christmas is just another normal day TFW even though you got everyone gifts, with the exception of the $500.00 spent on boots for both your sisters and a card for your mother with heartfelt emotion, the rest are mediocre and will be disappointing TFW you didn't budget right and were only able to get gifts for family members TFW you never wanted to get gifts for anyone anyway, and never asked for gifts yourself TFW you'll have to wake early to open gifts and do your best to look happy to receive something you didn't ask for TFW people may thank you but likely be disappoint at the large majority of your gifts, mediocre stuff TFW you decide to say "a gift is a gift, and this day won't last forever, so maybe I should be content." TFW discontent still lingers TFW I want to get to 2013 already. FUUUUUbbUUUUUCK CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS > tw I'm crazy and I have to go downstairs unwillingly and open presents I don't really want or need >tw no cyanide fw citrus in me tabernacle Anonymous 12/24/12(Mon)15:55:51 >> No.4947777 NO Merry Christmas Everybody! blox

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FUCKING DYED HAIR GIRLS REEEEEE

ile: ryoko10ipg (45 KB, 684x550) OAnonymous 03/05/15(Thu)20:06:35 No.16860638168608s0 grow up watching anime anime features thin, attractive girls whose idealized beauty is made just a bit more exotic with bright, multicolored hair-of COURSE it looks good and hits home on some aesthetic level-if it didn't, it wouldn't have been repeated so many times until today Today, it is common, especially in urban centers, for young women to dye their hair these same colors. Ive picked up on this, having recently moved to an urban center They even get the candy-color and the volume right. This is not the leather-skinned hairdresser with ugly platinum highlights, these urban-core wearers usually pull it off l suspect every single such head of hair, as being attached to an SJW brain (esp. when the makeup is caked on and the lipstick is a bit severe) which would sic the police on me at the first inconvenience the rest of these hairs are attached to fatties with increasingly severe, un-feminine and stand off-ish styles, that I want even less to do with Anyone else feel me? Why is this new reality such a sick parody of anime?

ile: ryoko10ipg (45 KB, 684x550) OAnonymous 03/05/15(Thu)20:06:35 No.16860638168608s0 grow up watching anime anime features thin, attractive girls whose idealized beauty is made just a bit more exotic with bright, multicolored hair-of COURSE it looks good and hits home on some aesthetic level-if it didn't, it wouldn't have been repeated so many times until today Today, it is common, especially in urban centers, for young women to dye their hair these same colors. Ive picked up on this, having recently moved to an urban center They even get the candy-color and the volume right. This is not the leather-skinned hairdresser with ugly platinum highlights, these urban-core wearers usually pull it off l suspect every single such head of hair, as being attached to an SJW brain (esp. when the makeup is caked on and the lipstick is a bit severe) which would sic the police on me at the first inconvenience the rest of these hairs are attached to fatties with increasingly severe, un-feminine and stand off-ish styles, that I want even less to do with Anyone else feel me? Why is this new reality such a sick parody of anime?

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Daily reminder

03/04/15(Wed)07:13:49 No.16820202 Anonymous P-------- robots supportlove Daily reminder you are a normie scum if you .aside by society than pedophiles are. You T1 Th will never be as shunned as a p-------- aren't a p--------. Nobody is more cast 27 KB PNG

03/04/15(Wed)07:13:49 No.16820202 Anonymous P-------- robots supportlove Daily reminder you are a normie scum if you .aside by society than pedophiles are. You T1 Th will never be as shunned as a p-------- aren't a p--------. Nobody is more cast 27 KB PNG

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ile: 1314108393091.ipg (107 KB, 800x900) □ Anonymous 07/01/14(Tue)12:56:46 No.12332751 >tfw threads always die when I post in them, no matter how active they were before that. I'm too beta for even r9k. □ Anonymous 07/01/14(Tue)13:00:58 No.12332792 Same thing happens to me man, I have 6 other tabs open and I'm the last poster in each f------ one Sorry for dooming your thread bro

ile: 1314108393091.ipg (107 KB, 800x900) □ Anonymous 07/01/14(Tue)12:56:46 No.12332751 >tfw threads always die when I post in them, no matter how active they were before that. I'm too beta for even r9k. □ Anonymous 07/01/14(Tue)13:00:58 No.12332792 Same thing happens to me man, I have 6 other tabs open and I'm the last poster in each f------ one Sorry for dooming your thread bro

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Your average /r9k/ thread

File: 8837123712.ipg (7 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)23:41:45 No.16934452 [Reply] >mum found my c-- table throws it out Literally 2 weeks off finishing the outer coating Why do normies not appreciate abstract art? If a woman smears period blood on a canvas its art", but if a man paints his coffee table with his own c-- to express the menial life of a robot its "disgusting, and smells horrible". Why the f--- should she care? It was in my room not hers, AND it was hidden to prevent anyone accidently damaging it. Almost a year of work gone in an instant, and she wont even attempt to see why might be mad. This is the final straw, if she doesn't apologize I am moving out. How should I teach her a lesson? If I try to do it again she will probably throw it out again, and it will take months to get back to where I was

File: 8837123712.ipg (7 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)23:41:45 No.16934452 [Reply] >mum found my c-- table throws it out Literally 2 weeks off finishing the outer coating Why do normies not appreciate abstract art? If a woman smears period blood on a canvas its art", but if a man paints his coffee table with his own c-- to express the menial life of a robot its "disgusting, and smells horrible". Why the f--- should she care? It was in my room not hers, AND it was hidden to prevent anyone accidently damaging it. Almost a year of work gone in an instant, and she wont even attempt to see why might be mad. This is the final straw, if she doesn't apologize I am moving out. How should I teach her a lesson? If I try to do it again she will probably throw it out again, and it will take months to get back to where I was

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Traitor

View Same Googleiqdb SauceNAO 1412892831801.jpg, 8KiB, 251x242 /r9k/ Traitor Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2015 13:12:31 No. 16471064 Which one of you did this? View Report http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/angry-pepe

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pastel-chaospan-pizza Source:ssj8goku oddbagel SSj8goku l i wonder what's going on in /r9k/ today Anonymous 1 hour ago No.157251661572529215 ICANT TAKE THIS S--- ANYMORE TOMORROW IWILL ASK EVERY GIRL ISEE TO BE MY GF DONT CARE IF I DIE AS A RESULT, IT HAS TO STOP INEED A GF GIVE ME A GF GIVE ME A GF GIVE ME A GF please helo me

pastel-chaospan-pizza Source:ssj8goku oddbagel SSj8goku l i wonder what's going on in /r9k/ today Anonymous 1 hour ago No.157251661572529215 ICANT TAKE THIS S--- ANYMORE TOMORROW IWILL ASK EVERY GIRL ISEE TO BE MY GF DONT CARE IF I DIE AS A RESULT, IT HAS TO STOP INEED A GF GIVE ME A GF GIVE ME A GF GIVE ME A GF please helo me

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This made me so mad, dude.

□ Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448 >"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them "But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything!" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can. She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day Replies to this post: Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 Q0R 3420448 CONT >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sister's property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" >"But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it 'well' is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9kf, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family 2 Icon Replies to this post: 505 > 828 >> 743 > 413 3 □ Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No. 3420529 g。 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:51:50 No.3420598 QO File: 1344955346244.jpg-(8 KB, 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) I TM BEYOND MAD Lt >>3420456 P> P> Why didn't you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p---- 10/10 I got so f------ mad P> I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sisters data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia) 2043 My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running Replies to this post: I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least

□ Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448 >"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them "But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything!" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can. She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day Replies to this post: Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 Q0R 3420448 CONT >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sister's property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" >"But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it 'well' is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9kf, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family 2 Icon Replies to this post: 505 > 828 >> 743 > 413 3 □ Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No. 3420529 g。 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:51:50 No.3420598 QO File: 1344955346244.jpg-(8 KB, 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) I TM BEYOND MAD Lt >>3420456 P> P> Why didn't you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p---- 10/10 I got so f------ mad P> I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sisters data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia) 2043 My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running Replies to this post: I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least

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