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□ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)21:42:02 No.28892778- 28892824 anyone who can't hold a plato friendship with the opposite gender is a giant red flag Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)21:44:55 No.2889282428892891 28892927 28893029 28893307 found the female most guys want to f--- their female friends. all your guy friends want to f--- you and watch you swallow their c-- □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)21:48:43 No.28892891 92956 93027 28892824 guys with views like that 100% going to cheat on their girlfriends. I'd never date a dude who didn't have female friends, suggest he has real issues with women □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)21:51:08 No.28892927 4 found the numale with mommy issues Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)21:57:11 No.28893027288930782889310828893113 28892891 I am going to teach you something about the world: we do not like you. We, as in men, only like your vaginas. The only reason we, as in men, befriend you is in the distant hope of one day getting to enter your vagina. You are not good friends, you are not good people. You are manipulative, selfish, irrational, overly-emotional, whiny, spoiled childish c----. The only value you have, and you seem to realize this as well, is in your vaginas. When a guy like in the OP's image is friends with a girl, she is basically exploiting his lust for her by getting him to pamper her, treat her like a princess, and obey her like a dog, and he does this because he wants to f--- her I don't know why. I don't know why men are so willing to put up with your godawful meme gender just to f--- a putrid, festering hole, but they are, and they do. Men and women cannot be friends. No one can be friends with a woman, not even other women. You all f------ hate each other, just like we hate you. You're cruel, gossipy self-absorbed, cuntish w----- and your continued parasitic existence is a blight on the world itself □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:11:18 No.28893247 2228893298 Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:00:39 No.28893078 >>28893027 who hurt you, anon? You seem like you are in pain I'm not hurt, I'm tired. I'm tired of expecting women to be the modest, rational, mature people they theoretically could be and having them just disappoint me time and time again. This is not a high standard I hold women to--it's literally the baseline. Yet they keep failing to meet this most basic, meager set of standards and it just makes me sad. These aren't unreasonable expectations to have. They're not based on things you can't control--like height or skin color. Theyre based on the choices you make, your behavior, and the way you decide to carry yourself through life. And how do you choose to carry yourselves? Like bratty, childish, petty w----- who'll do anything to make themselves feel good and who need attention seemingly as much as they need air. It's just sad I'm tired of expecting women to be the modest, rational, mature people You know, like a human being □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:13:55 No.28893298 ->-28893355-28893640 4 30 KB, 480x473 LOL U MAD? Stop being such an /r9k/ meme dude Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:17:45 No.28893355 、>-28893400 8893298 Don't reply to me if you're not even going to bother to respond to anything I've written and just post some s----- image macro instead. If wanting to spend the rest of your life with a modest, kind-hearted, rational woman who loves you as much as you love her has been relegated to being an /r9k/ meme then the world really is beyond saving □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:20:38 No.28893400 、>-288935422228893640 You said to a female you know nothing about that she's just a vagina yadda yadda, yet you think you deserve modest, kind-hearted, rational woman who loves you as much as you love her you're a meme dude, you'll never be loved Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:30:44 No.2889354228893582 Wrong, I was referring to the female gender as a whole and not any one specific person. Although your constant and annoying use of "dude" tells me you're a girl who considers herself "one of the guys" because women are "too much drama" and has had lots of d---- inside her mouth. You also play video games and probably stream on Twitch. Seeing as how you browse /r9k, I am confident in this assertion, as it tells me you're a bottom-feeding, histrionic attention-w---- preying on sad, lonely men to get your hourly attention fix. I would love to be proven wrong. Sadly, I never have been before and I don't think I will be today. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:33:31 No.28893582 >228893606 2889 You sound like a salty roastie alty not knowing what roastie mea Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:34:48 No.28893606 28893582 Do you even know what that word refers to or are you so stupid that you think it's some sort of catch-all insult? Google roas All Image Video Shopping ews More Scarch too □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:39:52 No.28893669 About 54,000 results (0.49 seconds) 28893606 R-r-r-roasite detected Urban Dictionary: Roastie www urbandictionary com define php?term=Ras Top Definition. roastie. 4chan ir9k/term for female; probably with an outie vagin

□ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)21:42:02 No.28892778- 28892824 anyone who can't hold a plato friendship with the opposite gender is a giant red flag Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)21:44:55 No.2889282428892891 28892927 28893029 28893307 found the female most guys want to f--- their female friends. all your guy friends want to f--- you and watch you swallow their c-- □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)21:48:43 No.28892891 92956 93027 28892824 guys with views like that 100% going to cheat on their girlfriends. I'd never date a dude who didn't have female friends, suggest he has real issues with women □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)21:51:08 No.28892927 4 found the numale with mommy issues Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)21:57:11 No.28893027288930782889310828893113 28892891 I am going to teach you something about the world: we do not like you. We, as in men, only like your vaginas. The only reason we, as in men, befriend you is in the distant hope of one day getting to enter your vagina. You are not good friends, you are not good people. You are manipulative, selfish, irrational, overly-emotional, whiny, spoiled childish c----. The only value you have, and you seem to realize this as well, is in your vaginas. When a guy like in the OP's image is friends with a girl, she is basically exploiting his lust for her by getting him to pamper her, treat her like a princess, and obey her like a dog, and he does this because he wants to f--- her I don't know why. I don't know why men are so willing to put up with your godawful meme gender just to f--- a putrid, festering hole, but they are, and they do. Men and women cannot be friends. No one can be friends with a woman, not even other women. You all f------ hate each other, just like we hate you. You're cruel, gossipy self-absorbed, cuntish w----- and your continued parasitic existence is a blight on the world itself □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:11:18 No.28893247 2228893298 Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:00:39 No.28893078 >>28893027 who hurt you, anon? You seem like you are in pain I'm not hurt, I'm tired. I'm tired of expecting women to be the modest, rational, mature people they theoretically could be and having them just disappoint me time and time again. This is not a high standard I hold women to--it's literally the baseline. Yet they keep failing to meet this most basic, meager set of standards and it just makes me sad. These aren't unreasonable expectations to have. They're not based on things you can't control--like height or skin color. Theyre based on the choices you make, your behavior, and the way you decide to carry yourself through life. And how do you choose to carry yourselves? Like bratty, childish, petty w----- who'll do anything to make themselves feel good and who need attention seemingly as much as they need air. It's just sad I'm tired of expecting women to be the modest, rational, mature people You know, like a human being □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:13:55 No.28893298 ->-28893355-28893640 4 30 KB, 480x473 LOL U MAD? Stop being such an /r9k/ meme dude Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:17:45 No.28893355 、>-28893400 8893298 Don't reply to me if you're not even going to bother to respond to anything I've written and just post some s----- image macro instead. If wanting to spend the rest of your life with a modest, kind-hearted, rational woman who loves you as much as you love her has been relegated to being an /r9k/ meme then the world really is beyond saving □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:20:38 No.28893400 、>-288935422228893640 You said to a female you know nothing about that she's just a vagina yadda yadda, yet you think you deserve modest, kind-hearted, rational woman who loves you as much as you love her you're a meme dude, you'll never be loved Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:30:44 No.2889354228893582 Wrong, I was referring to the female gender as a whole and not any one specific person. Although your constant and annoying use of "dude" tells me you're a girl who considers herself "one of the guys" because women are "too much drama" and has had lots of d---- inside her mouth. You also play video games and probably stream on Twitch. Seeing as how you browse /r9k, I am confident in this assertion, as it tells me you're a bottom-feeding, histrionic attention-w---- preying on sad, lonely men to get your hourly attention fix. I would love to be proven wrong. Sadly, I never have been before and I don't think I will be today. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:33:31 No.28893582 >228893606 2889 You sound like a salty roastie alty not knowing what roastie mea Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:34:48 No.28893606 28893582 Do you even know what that word refers to or are you so stupid that you think it's some sort of catch-all insult? Google roas All Image Video Shopping ews More Scarch too □ Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)22:39:52 No.28893669 About 54,000 results (0.49 seconds) 28893606 R-r-r-roasite detected Urban Dictionary: Roastie www urbandictionary com define php?term=Ras Top Definition. roastie. 4chan ir9k/term for female; probably with an outie vagin

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Normies on woman hate thread

Woman hate threads are a important part of /r9k/ culture. They are with genetics what /pol/ is with stats.
I wonder why there is none of those in here, must be Mere Coincidence.

Woman hate threads are a important part of /r9k/ culture. They are with genetics what /pol/ is with stats.
I wonder why there is none of those in here, must be Mere Coincidence.

/r9k/ normie greentext woman hate thread

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R: 3/1: 2 w-what was that noise?

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A Normal Day on /r9k/

you 1 nuke. Nukes destroy 8 territories, making them pretty decent chance OT success but what do i R: 212/1: 46 R: 2 tfw a random NEET neckbeard found the courage to wink at you R: 9/1: 2 >accidentally sat on my tw you found the courage sister's child and killed it to wink at a random qt grill Should I just end it noW? haven't even felt the grief yet. This really, REALLY f------ sucks.

you 1 nuke. Nukes destroy 8 territories, making them pretty decent chance OT success but what do i R: 212/1: 46 R: 2 tfw a random NEET neckbeard found the courage to wink at you R: 9/1: 2 >accidentally sat on my tw you found the courage sister's child and killed it to wink at a random qt grill Should I just end it noW? haven't even felt the grief yet. This really, REALLY f------ sucks.

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File: smash-mouth8.ipg (56 KB, 400x268) O Anonymous 04/11 / 1 5(Sat)17:38:05 No. 1 7863607トー17 3585 >> 17553739 Somebody once told me the world is filled with normies l ain't the coolest dude in the thread He was looking kind of whack with his frogposting attack With the bulk of his posts about wojack Well, the posts start coming and they don't stop coming Mad at the Jews and I hit /po gunning Didn't make sense not to hate the blacks You're mad cause m right when I post these facts So many jews, so much disease So whats wrong with hating the blackies You'll never know if you don't post You'll dine on p---- that's roast Chorus:] Hey, now, you're a Normie, get your Stacey, go away Hey, now, you're from reddit, get the f--- out, today And all the shitposts are okd Only OC break the mold It's a cruel world and they say it gets colder You're a KV now but wait til you get older But the Chad's in the thread beg to differ Judging by the hoes that satisfy their stiffers The cries we make are put on the shelf The normies cry out "Just be My d--- is dry, how bout yours? I wish I was dead, dont wanna live no more yourself Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could I spare some GBP l need to get myself some spicey l said REE, you're a normie mommy said not to give it away for free Now I blast you chicken tendies with some poopoo peepee Well, the posts start coming and they don't stop coming Mad at the Jews and I hit /po gunning Didn't make sense not to hate the blacks You're mad cause m right when I post these facts o many jews, so much disease So whats wrong with hating the blackies You'll never know if you don't post You'll dine on p---- that's roast Chorus]

File: smash-mouth8.ipg (56 KB, 400x268) O Anonymous 04/11 / 1 5(Sat)17:38:05 No. 1 7863607トー17 3585 >> 17553739 Somebody once told me the world is filled with normies l ain't the coolest dude in the thread He was looking kind of whack with his frogposting attack With the bulk of his posts about wojack Well, the posts start coming and they don't stop coming Mad at the Jews and I hit /po gunning Didn't make sense not to hate the blacks You're mad cause m right when I post these facts So many jews, so much disease So whats wrong with hating the blackies You'll never know if you don't post You'll dine on p---- that's roast Chorus:] Hey, now, you're a Normie, get your Stacey, go away Hey, now, you're from reddit, get the f--- out, today And all the shitposts are okd Only OC break the mold It's a cruel world and they say it gets colder You're a KV now but wait til you get older But the Chad's in the thread beg to differ Judging by the hoes that satisfy their stiffers The cries we make are put on the shelf The normies cry out "Just be My d--- is dry, how bout yours? I wish I was dead, dont wanna live no more yourself Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could I spare some GBP l need to get myself some spicey l said REE, you're a normie mommy said not to give it away for free Now I blast you chicken tendies with some poopoo peepee Well, the posts start coming and they don't stop coming Mad at the Jews and I hit /po gunning Didn't make sense not to hate the blacks You're mad cause m right when I post these facts o many jews, so much disease So whats wrong with hating the blackies You'll never know if you don't post You'll dine on p---- that's roast Chorus]

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O Anonymous 03/25/15(Wed2008 23 No 606032208 I would like to share my story with you My name is amana Reply] sborn in China very poor, had to sleep in a box for the first few years of my life one day, a man dragged me out of the box family has sold me to America been locked in trans atlantic container almost nothing to eat for nearly a wook >had no home, no job, no family, no further education for the first time in my life,I see NY sold to a man, dealing with my kind of people sa black man buys my body gets me out of there stakes me to his home >first time since leaving China I have real place to call home his name is Leon sdeveloping feelings for him try to do anything to please him >be very thankful for home and life without prostitution some day he starts requesting weird thins from me you have always been doing this wants to use my body 4 times a day starts let his friends using me -again and again always uses me when he is drunk starts hitting me when I dont work always stutfs things upper my rear end sticks chicken legs inside me -shouts "come on, give it to me you damn thing! always calls me thing "faster god damn-it, I want my chickent >his friends are watching >burst into tears >Leon is real l am a microwave Pic not related

O Anonymous 03/25/15(Wed2008 23 No 606032208 I would like to share my story with you My name is amana Reply] sborn in China very poor, had to sleep in a box for the first few years of my life one day, a man dragged me out of the box family has sold me to America been locked in trans atlantic container almost nothing to eat for nearly a wook >had no home, no job, no family, no further education for the first time in my life,I see NY sold to a man, dealing with my kind of people sa black man buys my body gets me out of there stakes me to his home >first time since leaving China I have real place to call home his name is Leon sdeveloping feelings for him try to do anything to please him >be very thankful for home and life without prostitution some day he starts requesting weird thins from me you have always been doing this wants to use my body 4 times a day starts let his friends using me -again and again always uses me when he is drunk starts hitting me when I dont work always stutfs things upper my rear end sticks chicken legs inside me -shouts "come on, give it to me you damn thing! always calls me thing "faster god damn-it, I want my chickent >his friends are watching >burst into tears >Leon is real l am a microwave Pic not related

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ile: ryoko10ipg (45 KB, 684x550) OAnonymous 03/05/15(Thu)20:06:35 No.16860638168608s0 grow up watching anime anime features thin, attractive girls whose idealized beauty is made just a bit more exotic with bright, multicolored hair-of COURSE it looks good and hits home on some aesthetic level-if it didn't, it wouldn't have been repeated so many times until today Today, it is common, especially in urban centers, for young women to dye their hair these same colors. Ive picked up on this, having recently moved to an urban center They even get the candy-color and the volume right. This is not the leather-skinned hairdresser with ugly platinum highlights, these urban-core wearers usually pull it off l suspect every single such head of hair, as being attached to an SJW brain (esp. when the makeup is caked on and the lipstick is a bit severe) which would sic the police on me at the first inconvenience the rest of these hairs are attached to fatties with increasingly severe, un-feminine and stand off-ish styles, that I want even less to do with Anyone else feel me? Why is this new reality such a sick parody of anime?

ile: ryoko10ipg (45 KB, 684x550) OAnonymous 03/05/15(Thu)20:06:35 No.16860638168608s0 grow up watching anime anime features thin, attractive girls whose idealized beauty is made just a bit more exotic with bright, multicolored hair-of COURSE it looks good and hits home on some aesthetic level-if it didn't, it wouldn't have been repeated so many times until today Today, it is common, especially in urban centers, for young women to dye their hair these same colors. Ive picked up on this, having recently moved to an urban center They even get the candy-color and the volume right. This is not the leather-skinned hairdresser with ugly platinum highlights, these urban-core wearers usually pull it off l suspect every single such head of hair, as being attached to an SJW brain (esp. when the makeup is caked on and the lipstick is a bit severe) which would sic the police on me at the first inconvenience the rest of these hairs are attached to fatties with increasingly severe, un-feminine and stand off-ish styles, that I want even less to do with Anyone else feel me? Why is this new reality such a sick parody of anime?

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Daily reminder

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File: 8837123712.ipg (7 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)23:41:45 No.16934452 [Reply] >mum found my c-- table throws it out Literally 2 weeks off finishing the outer coating Why do normies not appreciate abstract art? If a woman smears period blood on a canvas its art", but if a man paints his coffee table with his own c-- to express the menial life of a robot its "disgusting, and smells horrible". Why the f--- should she care? It was in my room not hers, AND it was hidden to prevent anyone accidently damaging it. Almost a year of work gone in an instant, and she wont even attempt to see why might be mad. This is the final straw, if she doesn't apologize I am moving out. How should I teach her a lesson? If I try to do it again she will probably throw it out again, and it will take months to get back to where I was

File: 8837123712.ipg (7 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)23:41:45 No.16934452 [Reply] >mum found my c-- table throws it out Literally 2 weeks off finishing the outer coating Why do normies not appreciate abstract art? If a woman smears period blood on a canvas its art", but if a man paints his coffee table with his own c-- to express the menial life of a robot its "disgusting, and smells horrible". Why the f--- should she care? It was in my room not hers, AND it was hidden to prevent anyone accidently damaging it. Almost a year of work gone in an instant, and she wont even attempt to see why might be mad. This is the final straw, if she doesn't apologize I am moving out. How should I teach her a lesson? If I try to do it again she will probably throw it out again, and it will take months to get back to where I was

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pastel-chaospan-pizza Source:ssj8goku oddbagel SSj8goku l i wonder what's going on in /r9k/ today Anonymous 1 hour ago No.157251661572529215 ICANT TAKE THIS S--- ANYMORE TOMORROW IWILL ASK EVERY GIRL ISEE TO BE MY GF DONT CARE IF I DIE AS A RESULT, IT HAS TO STOP INEED A GF GIVE ME A GF GIVE ME A GF GIVE ME A GF please helo me

pastel-chaospan-pizza Source:ssj8goku oddbagel SSj8goku l i wonder what's going on in /r9k/ today Anonymous 1 hour ago No.157251661572529215 ICANT TAKE THIS S--- ANYMORE TOMORROW IWILL ASK EVERY GIRL ISEE TO BE MY GF DONT CARE IF I DIE AS A RESULT, IT HAS TO STOP INEED A GF GIVE ME A GF GIVE ME A GF GIVE ME A GF please helo me

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This made me so mad, dude.

□ Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448 >"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them "But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything!" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can. She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day Replies to this post: Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 Q0R 3420448 CONT >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sister's property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" >"But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it 'well' is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9kf, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family 2 Icon Replies to this post: 505 > 828 >> 743 > 413 3 □ Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No. 3420529 g。 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:51:50 No.3420598 QO File: 1344955346244.jpg-(8 KB, 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) I TM BEYOND MAD Lt >>3420456 P> P> Why didn't you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p---- 10/10 I got so f------ mad P> I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sisters data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia) 2043 My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running Replies to this post: I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least

□ Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448 >"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them "But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything!" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can. She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day Replies to this post: Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 Q0R 3420448 CONT >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sister's property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" >"But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it 'well' is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9kf, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family 2 Icon Replies to this post: 505 > 828 >> 743 > 413 3 □ Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No. 3420529 g。 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:51:50 No.3420598 QO File: 1344955346244.jpg-(8 KB, 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) I TM BEYOND MAD Lt >>3420456 P> P> Why didn't you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p---- 10/10 I got so f------ mad P> I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sisters data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia) 2043 My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running Replies to this post: I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least

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