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3 days ago r/confessions Posted by I'm sleeping with my 43 year old female boss to advance my career. I know it's wrong, but she promoted me to 80k a year from 45k. I'm only 28. My plan is to keep this going for as long as possible and save all the money until she gets tired of me and picks a new toy. Share Save Hide 78% Upvoted 67 Comments Report What are your thoughts? Log in or Sign up LOG IN SIGN UP SORT BY BEST 104 points 3 days ago (0 children) 79 points 3 days ago (1 child) edited 2 days ago 77 points 2 days ago So going through your post and comment history, you have a girlfriend, which means you're cheating so f--- you, and you claim you make 80k a year, but you post on askreddit how you can make women think you're rich? You also posted claiming you're 22? And in that post you say you have an injury where you can't get erect, so how do you have sex w/ your boss? Make your f------ mind up lol Reply Share Report Save
3 days ago r/confessions Posted by I'm sleeping with my 43 year old female boss to advance my career. I know it's wrong, but she promoted me to 80k a year from 45k. I'm only 28. My plan is to keep this going for as long as possible and save all the money until she gets tired of me and picks a new toy. Share Save Hide 78% Upvoted 67 Comments Report What are your thoughts? Log in or Sign up LOG IN SIGN UP SORT BY BEST 104 points 3 days ago (0 children) 79 points 3 days ago (1 child) edited 2 days ago 77 points 2 days ago So going through your post and comment history, you have a girlfriend, which means you're cheating so f--- you, and you claim you make 80k a year, but you post on askreddit how you can make women think you're rich? You also posted claiming you're 22? And in that post you say you have an injury where you can't get erect, so how do you have sex w/ your boss? Make your f------ mind up lol Reply Share Report Save

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56 minutes ago krabzzy Score hidden I have to work on tests with 30 crybaby bitches. krabzzy Score hidden 55 minutes ago I am a student at high school
56 minutes ago krabzzy Score hidden I have to work on tests with 30 crybaby bitches. krabzzy Score hidden 55 minutes ago I am a student at high school

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6 hours ago Andrew_Scottish 1 point I get people off ;) 5 hours ago TheFOCTOR 1 point No, you f--- people.
6 hours ago Andrew_Scottish 1 point I get people off ;) 5 hours ago TheFOCTOR 1 point No, you f--- people.

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YourDailyDevil 1 point 6 hours ago I create scenarios that let people of all ages commit murder. boser1929 2 points 6 hours ago Video game Game designer? 6 hours ago YourDailyDevil 1 point Correct!
YourDailyDevil 1 point 6 hours ago I create scenarios that let people of all ages commit murder. boser1929 2 points 6 hours ago Video game Game designer? 6 hours ago YourDailyDevil 1 point Correct!

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6 hours ago gunnerAmante 3 points I get to talk at the same time as the dude on the scene. 5 hours ago bonnob96 1 point A commentator of sorts? 5 hours ago gunnerAmante 3 points No, an interpreter
6 hours ago gunnerAmante 3 points I get to talk at the same time as the dude on the scene. 5 hours ago bonnob96 1 point A commentator of sorts? 5 hours ago gunnerAmante 3 points No, an interpreter

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NoticeJ 4 points 6 hours ago Have you tried to turn it off and on again? 6 hours ago 4 points Dr_Gonzo_ Ha! Found the IT guy
NoticeJ 4 points 6 hours ago Have you tried to turn it off and on again? 6 hours ago 4 points Dr_Gonzo_ Ha! Found the IT guy

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sSJRichtofen 7 points 5 hours ago Give the earth a hair cut 5 minutes ago SanrioHoe Score hidden Aw cute
sSJRichtofen 7 points 5 hours ago Give the earth a hair cut 5 minutes ago SanrioHoe Score hidden Aw cute

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7 hours ago bonnob96 8 points they won't die Taking people's money so 6 hours ago Burninator05 3 points Hey Fat Tony! It's me, Fat Tony. I'm also in the Mafia Insurance industry. 6 hours ago bonnob96 3 points I'm a fast food employee.... hours ago FinAdartse 6 points Huh. I actively go to fast food expecting to live less.
7 hours ago bonnob96 8 points they won't die Taking people's money so 6 hours ago Burninator05 3 points Hey Fat Tony! It's me, Fat Tony. I'm also in the Mafia Insurance industry. 6 hours ago bonnob96 3 points I'm a fast food employee.... hours ago FinAdartse 6 points Huh. I actively go to fast food expecting to live less.

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7 hours ago DevilsRejectAFC 7 points I subliminally sell you overpriced German cars without ever meeting you. 6 hours ago lukub5 3 points advertising?
7 hours ago DevilsRejectAFC 7 points I subliminally sell you overpriced German cars without ever meeting you. 6 hours ago lukub5 3 points advertising?

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7 hours ago thelazywhitedog 15 points Depression, pressure, and anxiety 7 hours ago greekegyptian 17 points Wow student? Me too 7 hours ago thelazywhitedog 9 points Nah dude, mental hospital 6 hours ago Throwawaylordturd 2 points Basically same thing 4 hours ago NogaDokkan 1 point student is worst actually
7 hours ago thelazywhitedog 15 points Depression, pressure, and anxiety 7 hours ago greekegyptian 17 points Wow student? Me too 7 hours ago thelazywhitedog 9 points Nah dude, mental hospital 6 hours ago Throwawaylordturd 2 points Basically same thing 4 hours ago NogaDokkan 1 point student is worst actually

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6 hours ago LilyMe 3 points I take your clothes, have you wear a backless dress, make you take drugs from a small cup, and occasional stab you with needles. 2 hours ago SlaughterPiler 2 points Doctor? 1 hour ago LilyMe 2 points Nurse
6 hours ago LilyMe 3 points I take your clothes, have you wear a backless dress, make you take drugs from a small cup, and occasional stab you with needles. 2 hours ago SlaughterPiler 2 points Doctor? 1 hour ago LilyMe 2 points Nurse

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crazed_again 3 points 7 hours ago I watch TV for a living. 7 hours ago 3 points boser1929 Are you a sofa? 7 hours ago crazed_again 3 points If I were a couch I'd have said "people sit on me" 6 hours ago v10_dog 2 points Some kind of security officer?
crazed_again 3 points 7 hours ago I watch TV for a living. 7 hours ago 3 points boser1929 Are you a sofa? 7 hours ago crazed_again 3 points If I were a couch I'd have said "people sit on me" 6 hours ago v10_dog 2 points Some kind of security officer?

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Katharina_vG 3 points 7 hours ago I help people get drunk and I help them To get some things so they're not hungry anymore Comment deleted by user 7 hours ago (2 children) 3 hours ago gracenottrace 1 point Bartender?
Katharina_vG 3 points 7 hours ago I help people get drunk and I help them To get some things so they're not hungry anymore Comment deleted by user 7 hours ago (2 children) 3 hours ago gracenottrace 1 point Bartender?

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lukub5 6 points 6 hours ago I make people feel things using my hands. 5 hours ago bonnob96 1 point U giving massages? lukub5 2 points 4 hours ago Nope, I am an artist
lukub5 6 points 6 hours ago I make people feel things using my hands. 5 hours ago bonnob96 1 point U giving massages? lukub5 2 points 4 hours ago Nope, I am an artist

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Hydrael 16 points6 hours ago When you yell at people too much, you get to yell at me. The people you yell at also get to yell at me. The person above me also gets to yell at me. I get yelled at professionally. 6 hours ago pup1pup 2 points Manager? 6 hours ago Hydrael 6 points Close! Supervisor. Managers also get to yell at me.
Hydrael 16 points6 hours ago When you yell at people too much, you get to yell at me. The people you yell at also get to yell at me. The person above me also gets to yell at me. I get yelled at professionally. 6 hours ago pup1pup 2 points Manager? 6 hours ago Hydrael 6 points Close! Supervisor. Managers also get to yell at me.

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7 hours ago TatesTheCake 19 points I give people drugs and by the time they're fully put of it, they leave with fewer teeth 6 hours ago pup1pup 7 points This is either a dentist or a tooth fairy 6 hours ago YokoDice 2 points Both 4 hours ago Cheesestrings89 1 point Yes
7 hours ago TatesTheCake 19 points I give people drugs and by the time they're fully put of it, they leave with fewer teeth 6 hours ago pup1pup 7 points This is either a dentist or a tooth fairy 6 hours ago YokoDice 2 points Both 4 hours ago Cheesestrings89 1 point Yes

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7 hours ago EntireStock 35 points I babysit a bunch of grownass adults for 90 minutes at a time. 7 hours ago 10 points boser1929 Football referee? 7 hours ago EntireStock 21 points teach college 7 hours ago 4 points boser1929 It sounds less fun
7 hours ago EntireStock 35 points I babysit a bunch of grownass adults for 90 minutes at a time. 7 hours ago 10 points boser1929 Football referee? 7 hours ago EntireStock 21 points teach college 7 hours ago 4 points boser1929 It sounds less fun

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