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Brian, the pancake guy
![AvgWhiteMale_AMA 12.4k points 17 days ago Three girls were talking about some guy one of them was hooking up with. Apparently the night before, she'd puked all over his d---. Still boned. Got allllI the details I never wanted Reply Share Report Save IveGotaGoldChain 13.7k points 17 days ago S2 reminds me of my brief stint as an Uber driver. Picked up two girls and a dude. The Two chicks were talking about a dude they had both hooked up with. One of them said he made them pancakes and the other said he did. The dude pipes and and is like "Is his name Brian? 6'0 tall, long hair, works at ABC?" They both exclaim "yes!!" And ask him how he knows? He replies "I banged him last week. Those pancakes were amazing" Really made me want to meet Brian. Dude sounded awesome Reply Share Report Save](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/471/426/d8e.png)
![AvgWhiteMale_AMA 12.4k points 17 days ago Three girls were talking about some guy one of them was hooking up with. Apparently the night before, she'd puked all over his d---. Still boned. Got allllI the details I never wanted Reply Share Report Save IveGotaGoldChain 13.7k points 17 days ago S2 reminds me of my brief stint as an Uber driver. Picked up two girls and a dude. The Two chicks were talking about a dude they had both hooked up with. One of them said he made them pancakes and the other said he did. The dude pipes and and is like "Is his name Brian? 6'0 tall, long hair, works at ABC?" They both exclaim "yes!!" And ask him how he knows? He replies "I banged him last week. Those pancakes were amazing" Really made me want to meet Brian. Dude sounded awesome Reply Share Report Save](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/471/426/d8e.png)
Reddit Did to Memes What MTV Did to Music
![12:53 AM 42 Anonymous 02/25/19 (Mon)00:38:07 No.793494502 Reddit did to memes what MTV did to music. 11 KB PNG 2 Replies View Thread Anonymous 02/25/19(Mon)00:42:46 No.793494763 22793494502 (OP) # Yeah fair. Reddit "memes" nowadays are just circlejerking (Stefan Karl, Steve Irwin, Antivaxxers, Peta) and begging for upvotes. There are pretty much no good meme subs nowadays. 22793495110 # Anonymous 02/25/19(Mon)00:48:56 No.793495110 >2793494763 # That's all done by power users. They force a culture" on the site that facilitates and promotes viral marketing. They don't allow anything else (except news - which they agree with) by flooding the site with hashtag image-based subreddits which they can keep reposting the same content over and over and over. Meme culture is a sham](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/465/160/207.jpg)
![12:53 AM 42 Anonymous 02/25/19 (Mon)00:38:07 No.793494502 Reddit did to memes what MTV did to music. 11 KB PNG 2 Replies View Thread Anonymous 02/25/19(Mon)00:42:46 No.793494763 22793494502 (OP) # Yeah fair. Reddit "memes" nowadays are just circlejerking (Stefan Karl, Steve Irwin, Antivaxxers, Peta) and begging for upvotes. There are pretty much no good meme subs nowadays. 22793495110 # Anonymous 02/25/19(Mon)00:48:56 No.793495110 >2793494763 # That's all done by power users. They force a culture" on the site that facilitates and promotes viral marketing. They don't allow anything else (except news - which they agree with) by flooding the site with hashtag image-based subreddits which they can keep reposting the same content over and over and over. Meme culture is a sham](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/465/160/207.jpg)
Reddit gassed
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Never change
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![i 3395m 7:54 pm I asked God what the most unlikely 1975 thing in the Universe was. He replied (self.fifthworldproblems) 41 comments fifthworldproblems My daughter identifies as a small 1962 group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause. Should I be worried or is it just a phrase? (self.fifthworldproblems) 19 comments fifthworldproblems l accidentally cancelled my 1600 subscription to Time, now everything is happening at once. (self.fifthworldproblems) 39 comments fifthworldproblems You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you Help you. Please. Help you (self.fifthworldproblems) 40 comments fifthworldproblems 1570 How combustible is gender fluid? (self.fifthworldproblems) 40 comments fifthworldproblems 1565 I just broke the fifth wall, now my audience knows they are also fictional (self.fifthworldproblems) 42 comments fifthworldproblems 1557](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/459/063/95a.png)
15000 votes on a comment suggesting we get rid of women's suffrage; also fuck young people and I am ...
![o .111-11 :45 12 hours ago by OnlylnMyDreams73 S 32876 comments sorted by top subjectivism 27702 points 4 hours ago S How little they know about their friends. My husband was friends with a guy for years and didn't know how old he Was. pm me ur_big balls 15499 points 3 hours ago* Man's perspective: "How much irrelevant data my wife seems to know about my friends. She retains the most useless details and gets emotionally lost in noise. This is why I don't think women should vote edit: People think I'm trolling about that last part, but I'm not. The quality of a democracy is characterized by its average wisdom, not the wisdom of its wisest people. This can put democracies at a significant disadvantage to authoritarian states that can be ruled by small groups of brilliant (but possibly evil) people. If women, on average make more emotional decisions when voting, then the collective democracy is better served by having only men vote, with the assumption that since families are composed of both men and women, and everyone loves their family members, that the interests of both men and women will be served. Although, in such a system, it would be prudent that women alone would vote on women's issues, such as abortion Il I also think the voting age should be raised significantly but that's another story. ...and before you say it - no, I do not advocate removing right based on racial grounds that would be immoral because families are not inherently mixed-race as they are mixed-sex and mixed- age Charlesinrichmond 6574 points 3 hours ago this comment sums it up right there. My wife asks me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/454/909/25b.png)
![o .111-11 :45 12 hours ago by OnlylnMyDreams73 S 32876 comments sorted by top subjectivism 27702 points 4 hours ago S How little they know about their friends. My husband was friends with a guy for years and didn't know how old he Was. pm me ur_big balls 15499 points 3 hours ago* Man's perspective: "How much irrelevant data my wife seems to know about my friends. She retains the most useless details and gets emotionally lost in noise. This is why I don't think women should vote edit: People think I'm trolling about that last part, but I'm not. The quality of a democracy is characterized by its average wisdom, not the wisdom of its wisest people. This can put democracies at a significant disadvantage to authoritarian states that can be ruled by small groups of brilliant (but possibly evil) people. If women, on average make more emotional decisions when voting, then the collective democracy is better served by having only men vote, with the assumption that since families are composed of both men and women, and everyone loves their family members, that the interests of both men and women will be served. Although, in such a system, it would be prudent that women alone would vote on women's issues, such as abortion Il I also think the voting age should be raised significantly but that's another story. ...and before you say it - no, I do not advocate removing right based on racial grounds that would be immoral because families are not inherently mixed-race as they are mixed-sex and mixed- age Charlesinrichmond 6574 points 3 hours ago this comment sums it up right there. My wife asks me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/454/909/25b.png)
When your brain is fried on the racism
![M1 GO 13:01 r/aww 19.3m subscribers Baby porcupine Posted by u/topcatthomas Pics & Gifs Aww 1d i.imgur 68.8k 747 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Emospock 3h Kill it, the majority doesnt care about reddit pets, they'd rather you have actual children, whom belong to a race that's been proven to be good at running a society for thousands of years Instead of f------ failing like 4/6 races have, get a f------ clue Reply 1 Add a comment](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/454/074/6b3.png)
![M1 GO 13:01 r/aww 19.3m subscribers Baby porcupine Posted by u/topcatthomas Pics & Gifs Aww 1d i.imgur 68.8k 747 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Emospock 3h Kill it, the majority doesnt care about reddit pets, they'd rather you have actual children, whom belong to a race that's been proven to be good at running a society for thousands of years Instead of f------ failing like 4/6 races have, get a f------ clue Reply 1 Add a comment](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/454/074/6b3.png)
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Widely accepted yet boring
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voat reddit
![- Madder_than_ hell 52 points 4 hours ago Where do we migrate when (not if) they shut the sub down? permalink save report give gold reply - secondwaverevival 39 points 4 hours ago Probably peachyogurt's forum and feminist current comments permalink save report give gold reply - gcaccti 13 points 4 hours ago So my first thought is voat, however the subverse for gendercritical is shut down. I have a feeling someone created it just to shut it down bc they don't censor. Someone who actually has a voat account could make us a new one? edit: lol someone below is trying to brigade us from voat. I stand corrected permalink save report give gold reply 个[-] w1LD-DOGE-WRANGLER 10 points 3 hours ago I think voat would provide us with the most similar forum Starting an entire forum from scratch would be a lot more difficult and using a "chan" site would just result in a lot of trolling/spam from trans discords because they have the ability to dedicate obscene amounts of time to trolling the the internet due to the whole chronic unemployment thing permalink save report give gold reply We'd be happy to have you guys Just don't s--- the place up and please, don't take the bait. You are easy to troll, but only because you react [removed by moderators] vens lolol. v/traditionalwives will have your entire brigade wearing aprons and fetching us pie and beer by the end of the [removed by moderators] While Voat is a open forum for free discussion of ideas on any topic, feminists will not be welcome and will surely be exposed to some of the most vitrolic speech you've ever had directed at you in your life You were warned [removed by moderators] 个H girl-undone [M] 4 points 28 minutes ago I'm approving the comments from the Voat brigaders because they're demonstrating for me the point I've made about Voat forever. Our sub wouldn't be welcome there and moderating it would be even worse than on Reddit Edit: I guess I'll be quoting them instead since some of them are vile and others are getting reported too much, plus they're vote brigading and report spamming us save report give gold replhy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/441/863/479.jpg)
![- Madder_than_ hell 52 points 4 hours ago Where do we migrate when (not if) they shut the sub down? permalink save report give gold reply - secondwaverevival 39 points 4 hours ago Probably peachyogurt's forum and feminist current comments permalink save report give gold reply - gcaccti 13 points 4 hours ago So my first thought is voat, however the subverse for gendercritical is shut down. I have a feeling someone created it just to shut it down bc they don't censor. Someone who actually has a voat account could make us a new one? edit: lol someone below is trying to brigade us from voat. I stand corrected permalink save report give gold reply 个[-] w1LD-DOGE-WRANGLER 10 points 3 hours ago I think voat would provide us with the most similar forum Starting an entire forum from scratch would be a lot more difficult and using a "chan" site would just result in a lot of trolling/spam from trans discords because they have the ability to dedicate obscene amounts of time to trolling the the internet due to the whole chronic unemployment thing permalink save report give gold reply We'd be happy to have you guys Just don't s--- the place up and please, don't take the bait. You are easy to troll, but only because you react [removed by moderators] vens lolol. v/traditionalwives will have your entire brigade wearing aprons and fetching us pie and beer by the end of the [removed by moderators] While Voat is a open forum for free discussion of ideas on any topic, feminists will not be welcome and will surely be exposed to some of the most vitrolic speech you've ever had directed at you in your life You were warned [removed by moderators] 个H girl-undone [M] 4 points 28 minutes ago I'm approving the comments from the Voat brigaders because they're demonstrating for me the point I've made about Voat forever. Our sub wouldn't be welcome there and moderating it would be even worse than on Reddit Edit: I guess I'll be quoting them instead since some of them are vile and others are getting reported too much, plus they're vote brigading and report spamming us save report give gold replhy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/441/863/479.jpg)
wrongthink
![7-year-old migrant girl taken into Border Patrol custody dies of dehydration, exhaustion (wa submitted 14 hours ago bysisneato/politics 6486 comments share save hide report nsfb 1 58.7k 6486 sorte by:best ents erator [M] [score hidden] 14 hours ago stickied comment As a reminder, this subreddit is for civil discussion. In general, be courteous to others. Attack ideas, not users. Personal insults, shill or troll accusations, hate speech, any advocating or wishing death/physical harm, and other rule violations can result in a permanent ban. If you see comments in violation of our rules, please report them. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns permalink save report give gold reply 个[-] t_muiM 822 points 11 hours ago "reportedly had not eaten or consumed water for several days." permalink save report give gold reply [-] FightMeYouBitch 260 points 10 hours ago It's interesting how many people here are completely ignoring this. Even if BP did give her food and water, that's a lot of damage for a child's body to endure permalink ve gold reply According Lordsburg, N.М., as part of a group of 163 people who approached US. agents to turn themselves in More than eight hours later, the child began having seizures at 6:25 a.m., CBP records show. Emergency responders who arrived soon after measured her body. temperature at 105.7 degrees, and according to a statement from CBP, she "reportediy had not eaten or consumed water for several days." rds, the girl and her father were taken into custody at around 10 p.m. on Dec. 6 south of [removed by moderators] re](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/441/862/74e.jpg)
![7-year-old migrant girl taken into Border Patrol custody dies of dehydration, exhaustion (wa submitted 14 hours ago bysisneato/politics 6486 comments share save hide report nsfb 1 58.7k 6486 sorte by:best ents erator [M] [score hidden] 14 hours ago stickied comment As a reminder, this subreddit is for civil discussion. In general, be courteous to others. Attack ideas, not users. Personal insults, shill or troll accusations, hate speech, any advocating or wishing death/physical harm, and other rule violations can result in a permanent ban. If you see comments in violation of our rules, please report them. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns permalink save report give gold reply 个[-] t_muiM 822 points 11 hours ago "reportedly had not eaten or consumed water for several days." permalink save report give gold reply [-] FightMeYouBitch 260 points 10 hours ago It's interesting how many people here are completely ignoring this. Even if BP did give her food and water, that's a lot of damage for a child's body to endure permalink ve gold reply According Lordsburg, N.М., as part of a group of 163 people who approached US. agents to turn themselves in More than eight hours later, the child began having seizures at 6:25 a.m., CBP records show. Emergency responders who arrived soon after measured her body. temperature at 105.7 degrees, and according to a statement from CBP, she "reportediy had not eaten or consumed water for several days." rds, the girl and her father were taken into custody at around 10 p.m. on Dec. 6 south of [removed by moderators] re](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/441/862/74e.jpg)
I want that bacon
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"Iran was better before the revolution"
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It do be like that sometimes
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Mundane human facts made to sound badass.
![r/AskReddit u/zakkalaska 1 NSFW What are some facts about humans that make us sound bad ass? Discussion 14.0k 6.0k T,Share -SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL azazelcrowley x3 20h We are the only superpredator known to exist. Our best friends are apex predators we allow to live in our homes and treat like children, and we are sufficiently skilled at predation that we have allowed them to give up hunting for survival We accidentally killed enough of the biomass on the planet that we are now in the Anthropocene era, an era of earths history that marks post-humanity in geological terms. We are an extinction event significant enough that we will be measurable in millions of years even if we all died tomorrow We are the only creature known that engages in group play fighting. Other animals play fight, but not in teams. This allowed us to develop tactics, strategy, and so on, and was instrumental in hunting and eventually war. We are sufficiently deadly that in order for something to pose a credible threat to us, we have to make it up and give it powers that don't exist in reality. And even then, most of the time, we still win (Perspective of animals.) "They can kill at a distance. They can control fire. They can camouflage themselves. They can mimic our noises They can track you, can chase you for days until you drop down dead, can sometimes survive lethal doses of poison to come back again later. They have warped, hyperintelligent, fanatically loyal, physically deformed versions of us as their battle thralls, and often those thralls harbor an intense hatred of their original species. They move around in metal beasts that can crush you without slowing down, and if one of us happens to somehow kill one of them anyway? That's when the rest get real interested](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/433/951/b98.jpg)
![r/AskReddit u/zakkalaska 1 NSFW What are some facts about humans that make us sound bad ass? Discussion 14.0k 6.0k T,Share -SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL azazelcrowley x3 20h We are the only superpredator known to exist. Our best friends are apex predators we allow to live in our homes and treat like children, and we are sufficiently skilled at predation that we have allowed them to give up hunting for survival We accidentally killed enough of the biomass on the planet that we are now in the Anthropocene era, an era of earths history that marks post-humanity in geological terms. We are an extinction event significant enough that we will be measurable in millions of years even if we all died tomorrow We are the only creature known that engages in group play fighting. Other animals play fight, but not in teams. This allowed us to develop tactics, strategy, and so on, and was instrumental in hunting and eventually war. We are sufficiently deadly that in order for something to pose a credible threat to us, we have to make it up and give it powers that don't exist in reality. And even then, most of the time, we still win (Perspective of animals.) "They can kill at a distance. They can control fire. They can camouflage themselves. They can mimic our noises They can track you, can chase you for days until you drop down dead, can sometimes survive lethal doses of poison to come back again later. They have warped, hyperintelligent, fanatically loyal, physically deformed versions of us as their battle thralls, and often those thralls harbor an intense hatred of their original species. They move around in metal beasts that can crush you without slowing down, and if one of us happens to somehow kill one of them anyway? That's when the rest get real interested](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/433/951/b98.jpg)