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Scarfolk Council Public Information Freedom of speech s now compulsory From 31st February 1975 it will be illegal to: Not exercise your freedom of speech . Speak out against freedom of speech Speak freely about prohibited subjects* Confused? Let us help... Our trained council workers keep you under constant surveillance, so they know what kind of person you are and the kinds of decisions you are likely to make. This means that they are qualified to exercise your freedoms on your behalf. If you decline council assistance you risk having your freedoms reduced or removed completely. * A partial list of freedom of speech exceptions: For more information please reread

Scarfolk Council Public Information Freedom of speech s now compulsory From 31st February 1975 it will be illegal to: Not exercise your freedom of speech . Speak out against freedom of speech Speak freely about prohibited subjects* Confused? Let us help... Our trained council workers keep you under constant surveillance, so they know what kind of person you are and the kinds of decisions you are likely to make. This means that they are qualified to exercise your freedoms on your behalf. If you decline council assistance you risk having your freedoms reduced or removed completely. * A partial list of freedom of speech exceptions: For more information please reread

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On behalf of half of FRACTION ACTION, Scarfolk'statistics Charity Please HELRnow 1 in 4 people in Britain today nearly a third of the population* We're doing what we can but we've still got a long way to go. We're at least one twelfth away from our goal Donating just £9 per year (£3 per quarter) can make all the difference. I i say NO to unfair statistics and would t lke to make a charitable donation If this devastating problem isn't dealt with soon, some families may lose one or more loved ones. Or eveg more. It could be yo Twould like to donate £□□□□ | Make cheques payable lo: Scarfolk Loborntories According to a 1971 study of numbers over fifty eight which are still in use I The Wasteland I Scarfolk 7FRACTION ACTION SC12 4BF For more information ploase reread

On behalf of half of FRACTION ACTION, Scarfolk'statistics Charity Please HELRnow 1 in 4 people in Britain today nearly a third of the population* We're doing what we can but we've still got a long way to go. We're at least one twelfth away from our goal Donating just £9 per year (£3 per quarter) can make all the difference. I i say NO to unfair statistics and would t lke to make a charitable donation If this devastating problem isn't dealt with soon, some families may lose one or more loved ones. Or eveg more. It could be yo Twould like to donate £□□□□ | Make cheques payable lo: Scarfolk Loborntories According to a 1971 study of numbers over fifty eight which are still in use I The Wasteland I Scarfolk 7FRACTION ACTION SC12 4BF For more information ploase reread

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Scarfolk Council Child Safety & Combustibility Scheme Where's your child? Keep your child with you at ALL times Unattended, suspect or precocious children will be explosion. removed by police and destroyed in a controlled For more information please reread this exciting offer

Scarfolk Council Child Safety & Combustibility Scheme Where's your child? Keep your child with you at ALL times Unattended, suspect or precocious children will be explosion. removed by police and destroyed in a controlled For more information please reread this exciting offer

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We're Eye-Catching! We recommend Juvenile Eye Removal because it's good for your child's wellbeing and it's good for society Protection The world is filled with violent and supervise and protect your child every minute of the day. sexual images, but you can't The removal of even just one eye immediately reduces the chance ofyour child seeing questionable material by 50%; removal ofboth eyes by at least 100%. Security Qualified barber surgeons graft all extracted eyes into our national security database, which allows us, via Psychic Linking, to monitor and record what each child's other, intact eye sees during the day and what it dreams about at night. This not only helps us keep your child safe, but it helps keep society safe too. Think of it as an eye for an eye, a truth for a truth 1. Violent images include: horrid things, blowing up an established florist, stabbing those men at the swimming baths, Saxon invasion, the Bible & other forms of savage entertainment, Mrs. P. Whithers of Scarfolk. 2. Sexual images include: busters, melon balls/dangle ham, juffing, recreational anuses, nonconsensual goat trumping, bubble sniffing gentlemen's relish, the sailor's hompipe, Mrs. P. Whithers of Scarfolk.Above: A doctor removes a child's seeing onion. Right: A living-eye surveillance computer

We're Eye-Catching! We recommend Juvenile Eye Removal because it's good for your child's wellbeing and it's good for society Protection The world is filled with violent and supervise and protect your child every minute of the day. sexual images, but you can't The removal of even just one eye immediately reduces the chance ofyour child seeing questionable material by 50%; removal ofboth eyes by at least 100%. Security Qualified barber surgeons graft all extracted eyes into our national security database, which allows us, via Psychic Linking, to monitor and record what each child's other, intact eye sees during the day and what it dreams about at night. This not only helps us keep your child safe, but it helps keep society safe too. Think of it as an eye for an eye, a truth for a truth 1. Violent images include: horrid things, blowing up an established florist, stabbing those men at the swimming baths, Saxon invasion, the Bible & other forms of savage entertainment, Mrs. P. Whithers of Scarfolk. 2. Sexual images include: busters, melon balls/dangle ham, juffing, recreational anuses, nonconsensual goat trumping, bubble sniffing gentlemen's relish, the sailor's hompipe, Mrs. P. Whithers of Scarfolk.Above: A doctor removes a child's seeing onion. Right: A living-eye surveillance computer

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No Wonder relationships rupture. The amount of bile produced in an unauthorised romantic or affectionate relationship. Details of all existing and prospective partnerings of a romantic nature must be submitted to your local council office for approval. Undeclared feelings will be viewed as withholding evidence. You may be subject to sexual competence checks.* Please report to: Miniluv Dept. Room: 1900/84 Bring identification and a toothbrush "TIL DEATH (AND/OR WE) DO YOU PART For more information please reread this poster SCARFOLK ATTACHMENT AUTHORITY

No Wonder relationships rupture. The amount of bile produced in an unauthorised romantic or affectionate relationship. Details of all existing and prospective partnerings of a romantic nature must be submitted to your local council office for approval. Undeclared feelings will be viewed as withholding evidence. You may be subject to sexual competence checks.* Please report to: Miniluv Dept. Room: 1900/84 Bring identification and a toothbrush "TIL DEATH (AND/OR WE) DO YOU PART For more information please reread this poster SCARFOLK ATTACHMENT AUTHORITY

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$MANAGEMENT PSYCHOLOGY Mock Executions Simulated Burials Employee. Motivation in the Workplace by H. Bernard Allen EMPLOYE MONTH Klofracs Business Books$

$MANAGEMENT PSYCHOLOGY Mock Executions Simulated Burials Employee. Motivation in the Workplace by H. Bernard Allen EMPLOYE MONTH Klofracs Business Books$

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Single Ladies

Scarfolk Council Public Safety Single-Lane If you are an unmarried mother, ALWAYS use the designated pedestrian Lanes, even if your unsolicited child is registered with the authorities. NEVER use the pavements reserved for more principled, dignified members of the public. WARNING: Failure to comply will trigger the radio device you were fitted with ANDANCN at the birth of your illegitimate offspring and the police will be alerted CAMPAIGN FOR CIVIC DECENCY For more information please reread this poster

Scarfolk Council Public Safety Single-Lane If you are an unmarried mother, ALWAYS use the designated pedestrian Lanes, even if your unsolicited child is registered with the authorities. NEVER use the pavements reserved for more principled, dignified members of the public. WARNING: Failure to comply will trigger the radio device you were fitted with ANDANCN at the birth of your illegitimate offspring and the police will be alerted CAMPAIGN FOR CIVIC DECENCY For more information please reread this poster

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bounce of death

Scarfolk Council Public Electrification BOUNCE F DEATH NEVER hold wire coat hangers while playing on municipal bouncy castles that are erected beside pylons and electricity substations. It's something you will not bounce back from NO For more information please reread

Scarfolk Council Public Electrification BOUNCE F DEATH NEVER hold wire coat hangers while playing on municipal bouncy castles that are erected beside pylons and electricity substations. It's something you will not bounce back from NO For more information please reread

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Snivelling

"Oh, do stop snivelling Colin!" It doesn't matter how distressed or hurt you daim to be studies clearly demonstrate that crying just irritates grown ups. Maybe if you had wept less then, you wouldn't be an orphan now... Scarfolk Council Waterworks For more information please reread this page

"Oh, do stop snivelling Colin!" It doesn't matter how distressed or hurt you daim to be studies clearly demonstrate that crying just irritates grown ups. Maybe if you had wept less then, you wouldn't be an orphan now... Scarfolk Council Waterworks For more information please reread this page

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Religion

Religion The Scarfolk 'Little Minds Reading Scheme

Religion The Scarfolk 'Little Minds Reading Scheme

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bucolic

Popular myths, fallacies & delusions Bucolic Middle England SCARFOLK BOOK

Popular myths, fallacies & delusions Bucolic Middle England SCARFOLK BOOK

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Hunting

Nature skills Hunting SCARFOLK BOOK

Nature skills Hunting SCARFOLK BOOK

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Pylon Treehouses

Learn to make' Pylon 의 Treehouses A SCARFOLK BOOK 仍

Learn to make' Pylon 의 Treehouses A SCARFOLK BOOK 仍

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not the bees

A Scarfolk 'Uneasy-Feelings' book The Inevitability of Pain

A Scarfolk 'Uneasy-Feelings' book The Inevitability of Pain

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Scarfolk Council Public Emergency Information From 2th May 1977 there will be a NEW EMERGENCY TELEPHONE NUMBER Write it down & don't lose it! 01 73 letc, etc We care about lives Find out if you are on the list of lives we care about by ringing the number above. Anyone not on the list must register with us by writing to the address below For more information please reread this poster.

Scarfolk Council Public Emergency Information From 2th May 1977 there will be a NEW EMERGENCY TELEPHONE NUMBER Write it down & don't lose it! 01 73 letc, etc We care about lives Find out if you are on the list of lives we care about by ringing the number above. Anyone not on the list must register with us by writing to the address below For more information please reread this poster.

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ambush sweets

DIHL D/HL 1979 sc AMBUSH SWEETS Contains medicine-infused shards of glass FIVE MEAT FLAVOURS Manufactured by Scarfudge LTD, Scarfolk SC1

DIHL D/HL 1979 sc AMBUSH SWEETS Contains medicine-infused shards of glass FIVE MEAT FLAVOURS Manufactured by Scarfudge LTD, Scarfolk SC1

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Scarfolk Milk Chocolate Easter Egg

Cadbury MILK CHOCOLATE RABIES Easter Egg CONTAINS SPRING-LOADED SYRINGE MADE IN SCARFOLK

Cadbury MILK CHOCOLATE RABIES Easter Egg CONTAINS SPRING-LOADED SYRINGE MADE IN SCARFOLK

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Raingods

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TCR 00:00: 24 23

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Dont struggle

DONT STRUGGLE Scarfolk Council Citize Advice YOU CANTAVOID THE INEVITABLE For more information please reread this poster

DONT STRUGGLE Scarfolk Council Citize Advice YOU CANTAVOID THE INEVITABLE For more information please reread this poster

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Scarfolk Council Tourism & Healti Council Scarfolkby name Scar foik by nature Visit Scarfolk today. You may never leave. So mote it be New visitors please report directly to the quarantine centre. Gates & checkpoints close at 8pm Mon-Fri. Closed weekends & Beltane. Dress Down Day is Friday. For more information please reread this poster

Scarfolk Council Tourism & Healti Council Scarfolkby name Scar foik by nature Visit Scarfolk today. You may never leave. So mote it be New visitors please report directly to the quarantine centre. Gates & checkpoints close at 8pm Mon-Fri. Closed weekends & Beltane. Dress Down Day is Friday. For more information please reread this poster

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