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Outstanding move!

When someone eats my pizza YOU HAVE LEUKEMA
When someone eats my pizza YOU HAVE LEUKEMA

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shitpost bot pizza soup leukemia

hormones rising

He is a loathesome Offensive brute... yet I can't look away
He is a loathesome Offensive brute... yet I can't look away

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bad photoshop loathsome offensive

WW2

This picture was taken in 1945, capturing the horrors of the second World War. In the face of such an image, it is easy to question our sense of 'humanity'..
This picture was taken in 1945, capturing the horrors of the second World War. In the face of such an image, it is easy to question our sense of 'humanity'..

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gun glasses horror ww2

It's positive real estate


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free

POCKET SAND

When a girl makes eye contact with you for more than .5 seconds
When a girl makes eye contact with you for more than .5 seconds

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shitpostbot 5000 king of the hill dale gribble pocket sand

actually kinda works

ME AT 5 eARS 30MEDAY m GONNA BE A PRETTY TEENAGER! 10 YEARS LATER: CAUTION DEPRESSION AHEAD
ME AT 5 eARS 30MEDAY m GONNA BE A PRETTY TEENAGER! 10 YEARS LATER: CAUTION DEPRESSION AHEAD

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me at 5 years 10 years later teenager teen puberty depression sign caution sentience sentient

Quality Shitpost

ATTENTION!!! NOW SHLIYPOST TAATS MHATLCALLAQUALTY Thanks for your attention
ATTENTION!!! NOW SHLIYPOST TAATS MHATLCALLAQUALTY Thanks for your attention

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attention sign

☭

Me before food vs. Me after food
Me before food vs. Me after food

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karl marx bacon

You're hired!

*at job interview "What are some reasons you'd be a valuable asset to our company?" Me: ICAME
*at job interview "What are some reasons you'd be a valuable asset to our company?" Me: ICAME

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i came employment

garlic bread

The comment section will be all like:
The comment section will be all like:

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comments garlic bread

like if you would

Like if you would eat this Meare
Like if you would eat this Meare

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cactus like eating

relatable

I'M WHAT THE KIDS CALL... RELATABLE
I'M WHAT THE KIDS CALL... RELATABLE

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buff comic

oh god no

When the school shooter finds you under the table
When the school shooter finds you under the table

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patrick star spongebob school shooter

worth it

My best friend died texting while driving.. This was the last text she sent before crashing... 4.20 Roman (mobte August 9, 2000 1205
My best friend died texting while driving.. This was the last text she sent before crashing... 4.20 Roman (mobte August 9, 2000 1205

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death cat screaming cat crying

not that big

Damn didn't expect it to be that big *Confused screaming*
Damn didn't expect it to be that big *Confused screaming*

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penis filthy frank confused screaming

I have so much to do

When i say "I can't tonight i have so much s--- to do.. .there is a 97.3% chance I'm doing this... Luervo 2Cia
When i say "I can't tonight i have so much s--- to do.. .there is a 97.3% chance I'm doing this... Luervo 2Cia

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drink kirby mexican

Suicide Bot

well-uritten strucdured oijinal joke PelientM шшце I'm Dead Inside and It's Okay EZE RNMPUR NCY W ty HesNCOGNCHe
well-uritten strucdured oijinal joke PelientM шшце I'm Dead Inside and It's Okay EZE RNMPUR NCY W ty HesNCOGNCHe

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shitpost bot suicide joke wheeze

let's just be friends

Me before a date: don't dress weird, don't act weird, don't say anything weird. Me showing up to that date:
Me before a date: don't dress weird, don't act weird, don't say anything weird. Me showing up to that date:

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date

Neon Theme

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION I'm Gay Now
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION I'm Gay Now

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neon genesis evangelion hmm today i will

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The s--- I find in my nephews phone... And he's only 15
The s--- I find in my nephews phone... And he's only 15

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banana phone parent