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give the puppy a knife

How to scare your parents
How to scare your parents

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oh no

when your little cousin says he's better than vou at Smash Bros I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs and then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy
when your little cousin says he's better than vou at Smash Bros I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs and then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy

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some men just want to break into your house

When you hear someone breaking into your house to kill you
When you hear someone breaking into your house to kill you

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christian bale batman robber

dont remember this from james bond


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james bond gun

touhou god

EVERY HUMAN THEORY OF WORSHIPS A "GOD"
EVERY HUMAN THEORY OF WORSHIPS A "GOD"

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god worship touhou

Sentient

Discovering something that doesn't exist, a couple talk about their feelings no sex, just support 9.204 views 82%
Discovering something that doesn't exist, a couple talk about their feelings no sex, just support 9.204 views 82%

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Oh boy what's for dinner

When the weed hits hard and ur tryna act normal oh boy whats for dinner
When the weed hits hard and ur tryna act normal oh boy whats for dinner

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Alignment Chart

LAWFUL GOOD NEUTRAL GOOD CHAOTIC GOOD LAWFUL NEUTRAL TRUE NEUTRAL CHAOTIC NEUTRAL churm thy bu LAWFUL EVIL NEUTRAL EVIL CHAOTIC EVIL
LAWFUL GOOD NEUTRAL GOOD CHAOTIC GOOD LAWFUL NEUTRAL TRUE NEUTRAL CHAOTIC NEUTRAL churm thy bu LAWFUL EVIL NEUTRAL EVIL CHAOTIC EVIL

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Socialism vs Capitalism

Fig. 1: Socialism explained by Capitalists Fig. 2: Capitalism explained by Socialists Socialism: the creation science of economics
Fig. 1: Socialism explained by Capitalists Fig. 2: Capitalism explained by Socialists Socialism: the creation science of economics

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Here is 1 apple / There is only 1 true god

APPLE. THERE IS ONLY HERE IS TRUE GOD
APPLE. THERE IS ONLY HERE IS TRUE GOD

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numbuh one numbuh 1 codename: kids next door

When she doesn't have a dick

When she doesn't have a d--- NO NO MA'AM
When she doesn't have a d--- NO NO MA'AM

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no ma'am married with children trap

This happened

Hey sexy.. Send me a pic of you I don't want to talk to you anymore
Hey sexy.. Send me a pic of you I don't want to talk to you anymore

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I desire children

My desires are... Unconventional So show me Denys Almoral 3D caroon
My desires are... Unconventional So show me Denys Almoral 3D caroon

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boss baby fifty shades of grey

spongebob saves the day

GREETINGS HUMANS bring 十he Secret to Savir humanity! ooh. huh! Could Wor SpongepostBob 5000
GREETINGS HUMANS bring 十he Secret to Savir humanity! ooh. huh! Could Wor SpongepostBob 5000

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contains jeff

THIS PHOTO CONTAINS VIOLENT CONTENT
THIS PHOTO CONTAINS VIOLENT CONTENT

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cant live without it

"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me: important videos eljolto 311 videos 317
"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me: important videos eljolto 311 videos 317

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ultimate meta


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nudes

Guys thinking of ways to turn the conversation into getting nudes
Guys thinking of ways to turn the conversation into getting nudes

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nudes talk stock photo

nervous

Me before a date: don't dress weird, don't act weird, don't say anything weird. Me showing up to that date: SUARAV
Me before a date: don't dress weird, don't act weird, don't say anything weird. Me showing up to that date: SUARAV

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