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And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" L, FORONE, WELCOME OURNEWSUPREME OVERLORD
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" L, FORONE, WELCOME OURNEWSUPREME OVERLORD

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When you hear someone breaking into your house to kill you
When you hear someone breaking into your house to kill you

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Donald Trump without a wig and fake tan people
Donald Trump without a wig and fake tan people

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* Found lost dog (Wichita) Found this little guy yesterday. He has been roaming the streets in our neighborhood and we finally caught ossibly abuse because He is aggressive. Want to rehome him since our dogs do not seem to like him and growls back at them. I think he would do good in a home with no kids and someone who can give him lots of love
* Found lost dog (Wichita) Found this little guy yesterday. He has been roaming the streets in our neighborhood and we finally caught ossibly abuse because He is aggressive. Want to rehome him since our dogs do not seem to like him and growls back at them. I think he would do good in a home with no kids and someone who can give him lots of love

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When your teacher roasts you but she doesn't know you got an M9 pistol in your backpack
When your teacher roasts you but she doesn't know you got an M9 pistol in your backpack

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"Yeah mom I'm studying."
"Yeah mom I'm studying."

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Who needs to drop an album??
Who needs to drop an album??

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girl:i like you me:

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Ash @ashcammm guys literally only want one thing and it's f------ nice 2017-10-22, 1:56 AM 150 Retweets 516 Likes VERY HARD
Ash @ashcammm guys literally only want one thing and it's f------ nice 2017-10-22, 1:56 AM 150 Retweets 516 Likes VERY HARD

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different cultures interpretations of Jesus I showed you my penis please answer me
different cultures interpretations of Jesus I showed you my penis please answer me

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MAMA MIA

THIS RAPPER HAS THE INTERNET GOING CRAZY
THIS RAPPER HAS THE INTERNET GOING CRAZY

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when you didn't do anything for the group project but still get an At WARS
when you didn't do anything for the group project but still get an At WARS

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hen Someone walks in and almost atches you playing with yourself
hen Someone walks in and almost atches you playing with yourself

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dont be so mean to cats

POSITIVE S LIVINGwi Not all disabilities look like this. Some look like this. Not all disabilities are visible! Please don't be so quick to judge. positivelivingwithms.com
POSITIVE S LIVINGwi Not all disabilities look like this. Some look like this. Not all disabilities are visible! Please don't be so quick to judge. positivelivingwithms.com

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N O T A B O T

A: Do you know him? B: Yes, he's 0bamo
A: Do you know him? B: Yes, he's 0bamo

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MOST WANTED CRIMINAL ARRESTED
MOST WANTED CRIMINAL ARRESTED

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MAMA!?

When my mom leaves me in the checkout line to "quickly" grab something else and the line starts moving fast ST
When my mom leaves me in the checkout line to "quickly" grab something else and the line starts moving fast ST

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It did it again

THIS LITERALLY MADE ME RETHINK LIFE
THIS LITERALLY MADE ME RETHINK LIFE

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Your Connection to Jesus Has Ended

Filthy Frank @FilthyFrank 171h f------ dumbass p------------ Your connection to Jesus has ended 1922 tegod 4.2K 10K
Filthy Frank @FilthyFrank 171h f------ dumbass p------------ Your connection to Jesus has ended 1922 tegod 4.2K 10K

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Writing Prompt Flex your creative muscles! Write an erotic fanfic about these two.
Writing Prompt Flex your creative muscles! Write an erotic fanfic about these two.

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