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□ Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:56:50 No.38797930 22387 What will WWIll be fought with /tg/? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:58:40 No.38797971 Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:58:56 No.38797982 2-38798024 P> Harsh words and biting WWIV will be fought with angst and pitiful self-loathing WWV will be fought with thrown pies and novelty squirting flowers Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)02:00:55 No.38798024 2-38799463 38797982 WWVI will be fought with baneposting Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:11:42 No.38799463、>>38799830 Call of Duty >38798024 It will be very painful Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:34:00 No.38799830 >>387998722-3881 0265 38799463 Will it be a big war? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:36:09 No. 38799872 >-38800054 >>38802581 >>38804174 >>38809350 >>38810265 >38799830 For the EU Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)12:33:28 No.38804174 2238809916 >>38810285 38799872 Was getting caught in a recession part of your plan? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)20:05:20 No.3880991 6、2238810285 38804174 Crashing this economy. With no survivors
□ Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:56:50 No.38797930 22387 What will WWIll be fought with /tg/? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:58:40 No.38797971 Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:58:56 No.38797982 2-38798024 P> Harsh words and biting WWIV will be fought with angst and pitiful self-loathing WWV will be fought with thrown pies and novelty squirting flowers Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)02:00:55 No.38798024 2-38799463 38797982 WWVI will be fought with baneposting Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:11:42 No.38799463、>>38799830 Call of Duty >38798024 It will be very painful Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:34:00 No.38799830 >>387998722-3881 0265 38799463 Will it be a big war? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:36:09 No. 38799872 >-38800054 >>38802581 >>38804174 >>38809350 >>38810265 >38799830 For the EU Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)12:33:28 No.38804174 2238809916 >>38810285 38799872 Was getting caught in a recession part of your plan? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)20:05:20 No.3880991 6、2238810285 38804174 Crashing this economy. With no survivors

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baneposting

How deep can you go?

Anonymous 07/22/13(Mon)05:51 No.26169151 Replies: 2616937726169409 File: 1374486713256.ipg-(1.9 MB, 1440x900, Inception.jpg) 26167920 (OP) >Party stops at Inn. Rogue and bard start playing Warhammer >Champions enter a duel. Duel by playing chess >Pawn attempts to take knight... By challenging it to a Pokémon battle! >Pokémon start playing MTG Replies: l 26167920>>26169377>26169409 OAnonymous 07/22/13(Mon)06:30 No.26169377 >>26169151 yes" Replies: 26169151 Anonymous 07/22/13(Mon)06:38 No.26169409 Replies: 226172439 26169151 the MTG decks are both Shahrazads. Replies: > 26169151>-26172439
Anonymous 07/22/13(Mon)05:51 No.26169151 Replies: 2616937726169409 File: 1374486713256.ipg-(1.9 MB, 1440x900, Inception.jpg) 26167920 (OP) >Party stops at Inn. Rogue and bard start playing Warhammer >Champions enter a duel. Duel by playing chess >Pawn attempts to take knight... By challenging it to a Pokémon battle! >Pokémon start playing MTG Replies: l 26167920>>26169377>26169409 OAnonymous 07/22/13(Mon)06:30 No.26169377 >>26169151 yes" Replies: 26169151 Anonymous 07/22/13(Mon)06:38 No.26169409 Replies: 226172439 26169151 the MTG decks are both Shahrazads. Replies: > 26169151>-26172439

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deep inception chess pokemon warhammer inn game magic the gathering shahrazads pawn knight rogue bard

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After literally 2.5 years, its ready! by BoneJack in DnD ↑ [-] virtualoptim 42 points 16 hours ago (19 61) I created an amazing Universe one time, basically there was the plane of Butter and the plane of Salt, and they coincided once every 2000 years, and 200 Famine spirits would invade the Material Plane to r--- women and eat children. And one time they f----- up the Brooklyn Bridge, but one character transformed into Dr. Who and went back in time and undid that so I had to rewrite history Then another time there was a GIANT f------ mushroom in our game that would fire dinner plates at people, for 2d6 damage, +10 ranged attack. The party's fighter-warmage was killed instantly, and her player got so p----- she stormed out and never came back. The other players found some AK-47s in a chest, and, after using up almost all the mags, finally brought it down In the next room were 24 zombie avocados, enchanted by melange, so they had blue eyes and desert clothes and they screamed "MAHOU DEENIS" before leaping down on Harkonnen soldiers and ripping their pants off. We anyway one of the players was a Minotaur sorcerer so he couldn't be caught flat-footed. Most of the other characters were killed, so it was just the Minotaur and the Human rogue who survived. They went in to fight the final battle it was billy mays He fired off hundreds of great deal spells, but the minotaur sorcerer valiantly fought them off. Eventually Billy Mays was dead again, back up in heaven partying like it's 19.99 So the party saved the world and I gave 2000 XP and one b------ Our D&D game is pretty f------ awesome
After literally 2.5 years, its ready! by BoneJack in DnD ↑ [-] virtualoptim 42 points 16 hours ago (19 61) I created an amazing Universe one time, basically there was the plane of Butter and the plane of Salt, and they coincided once every 2000 years, and 200 Famine spirits would invade the Material Plane to r--- women and eat children. And one time they f----- up the Brooklyn Bridge, but one character transformed into Dr. Who and went back in time and undid that so I had to rewrite history Then another time there was a GIANT f------ mushroom in our game that would fire dinner plates at people, for 2d6 damage, +10 ranged attack. The party's fighter-warmage was killed instantly, and her player got so p----- she stormed out and never came back. The other players found some AK-47s in a chest, and, after using up almost all the mags, finally brought it down In the next room were 24 zombie avocados, enchanted by melange, so they had blue eyes and desert clothes and they screamed "MAHOU DEENIS" before leaping down on Harkonnen soldiers and ripping their pants off. We anyway one of the players was a Minotaur sorcerer so he couldn't be caught flat-footed. Most of the other characters were killed, so it was just the Minotaur and the Human rogue who survived. They went in to fight the final battle it was billy mays He fired off hundreds of great deal spells, but the minotaur sorcerer valiantly fought them off. Eventually Billy Mays was dead again, back up in heaven partying like it's 19.99 So the party saved the world and I gave 2000 XP and one b------ Our D&D game is pretty f------ awesome

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dungeons and dragons popcorn salt billy mays wat /tg/

Sounds like fun!

punchup.aif (1.99 MB, 299x173) gooale iadb □ Anonymous 03/13/15(Fri)14:49:01 No.38677503 >>38677821 >>38677556 >>38677613 >>38677714 Which RPG do you hate the most, and why? Be specific In the interest of avoiding edition wars I'll start with something other than D&D: GURPS Billions of fiddly little rules and modifiers "But you don't have to use them! >Then what's the goddamn point of buying the game Hundreds of skills, rules, powers, moditiers >But only 3 Attributes >No, Health is not an Attribute why.jpg? Anonymous 03/13/15(Fri)15:03:55 No.38677783 >>38677813 >>38677920 >>38677968 >>38678018 >-38678084 >Which RPG do you hate the most, and why? Be specific I once played a roleplaying game where we all stood around in a circle, and one person in the center tried to pretend to be a duck and they weren't allowed to be let out of the circle until they managed to convince the entire group that they were a duck The first person took three days During the first few hours, he desperately tried to just convince us to let him go, then he tried forcing his way out. Once he took a few too many kicks to the head, he just spent the next three hours lying on the ground, crying, while the group took turns shouting at him that his labored gasps sounded nothing like quacks On the second day, dehydration and sleep deprivation had already taken their toll, and he just started quacking, flapping his arms, while a few obstinate members of the circle kept ridiculing him by saying it didn't even look like he was trying at all, which made him just burst into tears of frustration, bitterness, and emptiness He tried to escape again that night, but a few savage blows pushed him back into the center where he just crumpled in a heap, and some people thought he might have died. No one bothered to check On the third morning, it turns out he had survived. He slowly got up, and after a few glances around at his captors, he gave out a short "quack", started flapping his arms, and flew out of the circle, probably heading south to find a flock While we watched him disappear into the distance, one guy said he still wasn't convinced That's probably my least favorite RPG
punchup.aif (1.99 MB, 299x173) gooale iadb □ Anonymous 03/13/15(Fri)14:49:01 No.38677503 >>38677821 >>38677556 >>38677613 >>38677714 Which RPG do you hate the most, and why? Be specific In the interest of avoiding edition wars I'll start with something other than D&D: GURPS Billions of fiddly little rules and modifiers "But you don't have to use them! >Then what's the goddamn point of buying the game Hundreds of skills, rules, powers, moditiers >But only 3 Attributes >No, Health is not an Attribute why.jpg? Anonymous 03/13/15(Fri)15:03:55 No.38677783 >>38677813 >>38677920 >>38677968 >>38678018 >-38678084 >Which RPG do you hate the most, and why? Be specific I once played a roleplaying game where we all stood around in a circle, and one person in the center tried to pretend to be a duck and they weren't allowed to be let out of the circle until they managed to convince the entire group that they were a duck The first person took three days During the first few hours, he desperately tried to just convince us to let him go, then he tried forcing his way out. Once he took a few too many kicks to the head, he just spent the next three hours lying on the ground, crying, while the group took turns shouting at him that his labored gasps sounded nothing like quacks On the second day, dehydration and sleep deprivation had already taken their toll, and he just started quacking, flapping his arms, while a few obstinate members of the circle kept ridiculing him by saying it didn't even look like he was trying at all, which made him just burst into tears of frustration, bitterness, and emptiness He tried to escape again that night, but a few savage blows pushed him back into the center where he just crumpled in a heap, and some people thought he might have died. No one bothered to check On the third morning, it turns out he had survived. He slowly got up, and after a few glances around at his captors, he gave out a short "quack", started flapping his arms, and flew out of the circle, probably heading south to find a flock While we watched him disappear into the distance, one guy said he still wasn't convinced That's probably my least favorite RPG

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worst roleplaying game ever duck /tg/

The Krieger Medic

E Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)22:42 No. 23813404 Reples-new岱 B. 351x842. ong) You are a Death Korps Medic. You were the second most valuable item in your squad. The frst most valuable item was a plasma gun. Every member of the squad was trained to operate the plasma gun in case the primary operator was kiled It was deemed inefficient to train every member of the squad to perform the duties of a medicae. Arguably, therefore, you were the most valuable member of the squad, but the plasma gun had seen decades of service. You had not You have been trained as a field medic since the age of 12. You performed your first field amputation eight days after beginning training. The procedure was not successful. Your equipment is generic and has been replaced many, many times. You no longer distinguish between your equipment and your body, as both are required for yo In your former squad, all members knew your value, and were trained to assist and protect you. Your new squad is less efficient. It has conflicting doctrines. Orders are given in unfamiliar tones and with unfamiliar style. You are struggling to adapt, but you will not fail. The squad needs you. You can protect them. You can save them to figh again. If they die, it is your duty to ensure, in the absence of a Quartermaster, that their gear is distributed or stored properly and that the body is placed where it will not decay and spread contaminated air, give comfort to the enemy, or obstruct the operations of the Iimperial Guard. You sometimes have dficulty distinguishing between the and the Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)22 50 No 23813530 Reples: 쯔238125競以3013601-3814016m238140s.a23a144缸ー381439 Pg) Sometimes, the members of your new squad do strange things. They spend hours talking to each other. You have to listen to make sure they are not giving you orders or conveying vital information without you knowing it. You do not want to appear weak. Sometimes, they make strange coughing sounds You have asked them about this. They do not understand what you mean, and then they cough again, showing their teeth and grinning like a skull. You suspect it is endemic, possibly a sign of weakness of mind. You have been wamed to watch for signs of weakness of mind. You have tested them for lung- Sometimes, it seems as though the squad does not understand your duty. You cannot waste valuable medicine on a soldier who can never make a full recovery to fighting strength. His pain is a weakness of the mind His screams are a weakness of the mind. You can ignore them. Your squad cannot They are weak They do not understand Your skils are for those who can be saved. It is a waste of ammunition to end the life of the badly wounded. H is a waste of medicine to heal them. Your new squad does not Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23 00 No 2381 3691 Reples: M238137脇以3813曌ー28143112223814缸以2014 File 1363921223084129イ294 KB 1920x1080 1340220201 344pg Your new squad is ineficient. They disagree with each other. Intolerable weakness. Sometimes, they disagree with the orders the Sergeant gives them. Unthinkable. You were prepared to strip the corpse of the soldier who disagreed with the Sergeant, but the Sergeant did not execute him. You do not understand. Disobedience is death. At the age of ten you watched them line up and execute a platoon for failing to obey the precise letter of their orders. You do not understand how the Imperial Guard functions if orders can be questioned Your new squad fears death. They prefer to risk their missions rather than nsk danger You have seen situations where acceptable losses (up to 20% of the squad) would have lead to a The equipment of your squad is unorthodox. They have extraneous items Books that are not regimental issue. Items of decoration Weapons that are not regimental issue Modified uniforms. Facial hair. Weakness. Unorthodoxy It makes sorting the equipment of the dead difficult. Sometimes, members of your squad object to you remaving certain items from corpses. You do not understand this. A dead soldier has no need for non-regimental gear, just as he has no need for the items and weapons issued to Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23:09 No.23813848 Reples: 2223513955 2222314497 22281482 File 1363921750303· 4130 KB 800x1501 12958491 96892Pg) Your sometimes wonder if you have been placed in a squad of raw recruits. They fear the sight of the dead. They fear the enemy. The fear death. They are undisciplined. They are inefficient. They are weak. You cannot make them stronger, you can only stop them from failing. You must do your duty Your squad is weak. One solider asked for pain relief as you stitched a minor facial wound. You did not understand. Had he received some serious injury that had evaded your notice? Did he not understand that all medical reagents are to be prized and used only when required? He complained that your stitching would mark his face. You did not understand why he was telling you this. Scaring is part of the healing process. The solider did not want to be disfigured, it was explained to you. You do not understand why he feared a minor scar. You explained that it would in no way impede his combat effectiveness. He did not cease his complaints for several days. Intalerable weakness E Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23: 15 No. 238 13956 Reples2-2201405.-2m4m File: 1363922151505 ing-(1007 KB, 1680x1050, 1305269736250 jpgl Your squad asks strange questions that are not orders but require a response. The squad was ta king about their home worlds. You were not listening It was nat important. You were inspecting the hive-vault for hidden sniping positions while recumbent. One of your squad members asked you about Krieg She did not ask you again. The squad members did not continue talking. Entirely acceptable. Some showed signs of fear. Entirely unacceptable D Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23:51 No.23814430 Reples 2-22014491-2w4M, File: 1363924286668 ing-(454 KB, 1200x1166, 1291178475044.jpg) 8145702-2201465).-2H4629 The Sergeant dismissed you at camp. He said you were to report at dawn. You assumed that he or anather officer would conduct training and inspections until your appointed sleep cycle. No officer appeared You stood in the empty barracks and waited Another member of your squad told you to come with them to the regimental mess hall. The soldiers eat here in great numbers. The food is prepared nearby, not packaged and sealed. It was disgustingly flavourful. You prefer your rations. You still have a few Krieg rations in your koit. You are saving them for the Feast of the Emperor's The mess was disorganized. There was so much noise. You found a comer and ate alone. You went back to the barracks to wait. The squad arrived eventually and you were told to prepare for the sleep cycle. You had your kit stowed and cleaned well before anyone else. Shirkers The sleep cycle here is too long After precisely four hours you woke up. The rest of the squad was not awake. There were no lights. You were confused. You stared at the ceiling until the Sergeant arrived two and a half hours later Sometimes, you feel very alone □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Frí:00 1 1 No 23814747 Repies ,-23814830,-238148874-23815022 1.98 MB, 1600x1200, 1290572376959 png) Staring at the ceiling of the barracks for two and a half hours every sleep cycle is not efficient. You do not want to wake your squad. They are weak. They require more rest than do. You have memorized every Imperial feast day your old regiment celebrated. You spent two nights memorizing the feast days of your new regiment Same dates conflict You spent several more nights attempting to combine the two without conflict Sometimes, you take out the knucklebones and look at them. They are from your first kill. They are polished brown and yellow now. They are very small. You were ten years old when you shot him. He was a deserter from your training regiment He ran from the tunnel-warren and to the surface one night. Your squad was ordered to hunt him down. You remember his serial number (104-2205-P but you do not remember what he looked like The knucklebones were much be er when the Training cer handed them to you Perhaps they have been worn down even you have kept them safe in a c kit Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)00 17 No. 23814841 Reples: File 2014991 7 KB, 1080x1350, 1257633197410 jpgl 23814628 The God-Emperor of Mankind directs the fate of all humankind. Without him, humanity could not exist. It is by his will alone that ships travel from world to world, that the wise govern, that men live and die, and that the functions of the universe continue as ordered Once, Krieg failed the God-Emperor of Mankind and rejected the Imperium We continue to pay the price for our disobedience. We are less than the least vermin in the sight of the Emperor, barely above the traitors to the Imperial cause we triumphed over. We serve the Imperium wholly, without reservation. Nothing held back. Nothing of our own. We fight those who would destroy the Emperor's vision and cast down the works of Man. We will not fail again. We cannot fail again. □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)00 27 No 23814976 Replies: 쯔23815033-23815041 File: 1363926440885 ang(589 KB, 900x729, Krieger in bed png) The soldiers here are weak. They are easily distracted. The regiment has women in it. Your Sergeant is a woman. Krieg regiments do not have female soldiers, though you have seen them in the training regiments. All Kriegers train. All Kriegers. We will not fail again. You do not understand many of the things your squad members do and say. They say so many things. They have a language you do not understand. It is not important. It will not lead to victory. It is a distraction. You are beginning to hate them for it. It is a traitorous thought, hating a soldier of the Imperial guard. You punish yourself for it by training harder 23815155 The Vostroyans are proud; the Krieg are humble. The Vostroyans have hand-marked weapons and fine armour, a Krieger needs nothing more than generic tools and anonymous weapons. The Vostroyans are lead by the mad, the brilliant, the inspiring. and the quick. Knieg regiments are lead by the survivors. They have very little in common, aside from a few background details. The Vostroyans are still human beings, after all □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)0054 No 2381 5457 Reples ,-2381550,-23815517 File: 1363928067071 ig-(362 KB, 735x 1093, 1310234446335 jpg) Side t The Space Marines are /more/ than human. They have passions and hatred and feuds and live on a larger scale than mortal men. Where they walk the earth shakes. They are the god-touched. Like false deities from an old opera they boom and thunder. Every emotion is magnified. Every weakness spreads into catastrophe, every strength is almost overbearing. They can be poets and tacticians and great leaders of men, but they must fight ifthe Imperium is to survive at all. They are not human, but beyond humanity The Cadians are a brutal fighting force, trained to stand at the gate of the Imperium and hold the door shut... or block the aperture with bodies. Nevertheless, they are still human. They breed leaders and warriors and geniuses. They adapt to face their foes. They are true soldiers facing the impossible and unimaginable every day Mordians chose discipline above effectiveness long ago, but in a proud and noble sort of way. They sacrifice gloriously with colour and spectacle. The Vostroyan Ive covered above But the Krieg? The Krieg are wind-up toys made from broken and beaten children. They are the sort of human beings we institutionalize in the modern world. They cannot function. Any soldier from the regiments above: Cadian, Vostroyan, Mordian, could retire and live a peaceful life. Many do. But the Krieg are tools built for brutal war. They have become less than human to fight things that arent human at all, and sufiered is tricky. That's □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)02:02 No 23816514 Reples--2351654.-23816548,-23816504,-2381657.-2massa File: 1363932161772 ing-(111 KB, 461x800, 2icc4de1a77700158e8e6cf..). jpg) You two have been reading this thread right? You konow where this is going. Imagine what a Krieger looks like naked. Pale. Patchy hair, or shaved near to the skin. Old, badly healed scars. Malnourished. Hygiene powder around the vitall areas. Pale eyes. With his mask on, he's an ominous figure. Without it, he almost looks normal. Almost. Some things throw you The way he folds his pants over the back of the chair Precise Too precise The way he moves. The way he looks at things His eyes are just a little too wide His neck s els oddly he's used to wearing a mask. Sometimes he brushes at a hose that isn't there, moving it across an imaginary chestpiece. He doesnt look afraid or nervous, most young men do, when they're alone with a woman for the You beckon him over to the bed. He moves oddly. For no reason that you can explain he makes you uncomfortable. The way he clenches his jaw quietly. The way he smells. The way he speaks, mechanical empty... mad. That's it. He's practically weeping madness like the penitents on the Martyr's row or the old beggar outside the alms house who screams about spirits and the war But his squadmates paid his way. plus a little extra, and he's not so bad, really. You tell him what to do, gentle-like, as not to scare him. He does it ike a senvitor, mechanically, fumbling with unfamilliar tasks. You put your hand on his shoulder and he flinches, so you just lean back and invite him over He moves without pleasure or intensity. It's like hes... somewhere else. Like this is distasteful to him, a duty that has to be performed, one that risks comuption and failure. His expression never changes As you look into his pale, dead eyes, for no reason that you can explain, you begin to cry.
E Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)22:42 No. 23813404 Reples-new岱 B. 351x842. ong) You are a Death Korps Medic. You were the second most valuable item in your squad. The frst most valuable item was a plasma gun. Every member of the squad was trained to operate the plasma gun in case the primary operator was kiled It was deemed inefficient to train every member of the squad to perform the duties of a medicae. Arguably, therefore, you were the most valuable member of the squad, but the plasma gun had seen decades of service. You had not You have been trained as a field medic since the age of 12. You performed your first field amputation eight days after beginning training. The procedure was not successful. Your equipment is generic and has been replaced many, many times. You no longer distinguish between your equipment and your body, as both are required for yo In your former squad, all members knew your value, and were trained to assist and protect you. Your new squad is less efficient. It has conflicting doctrines. Orders are given in unfamiliar tones and with unfamiliar style. You are struggling to adapt, but you will not fail. The squad needs you. You can protect them. You can save them to figh again. If they die, it is your duty to ensure, in the absence of a Quartermaster, that their gear is distributed or stored properly and that the body is placed where it will not decay and spread contaminated air, give comfort to the enemy, or obstruct the operations of the Iimperial Guard. You sometimes have dficulty distinguishing between the and the Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)22 50 No 23813530 Reples: 쯔238125競以3013601-3814016m238140s.a23a144缸ー381439 Pg) Sometimes, the members of your new squad do strange things. They spend hours talking to each other. You have to listen to make sure they are not giving you orders or conveying vital information without you knowing it. You do not want to appear weak. Sometimes, they make strange coughing sounds You have asked them about this. They do not understand what you mean, and then they cough again, showing their teeth and grinning like a skull. You suspect it is endemic, possibly a sign of weakness of mind. You have been wamed to watch for signs of weakness of mind. You have tested them for lung- Sometimes, it seems as though the squad does not understand your duty. You cannot waste valuable medicine on a soldier who can never make a full recovery to fighting strength. His pain is a weakness of the mind His screams are a weakness of the mind. You can ignore them. Your squad cannot They are weak They do not understand Your skils are for those who can be saved. It is a waste of ammunition to end the life of the badly wounded. H is a waste of medicine to heal them. Your new squad does not Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23 00 No 2381 3691 Reples: M238137脇以3813曌ー28143112223814缸以2014 File 1363921223084129イ294 KB 1920x1080 1340220201 344pg Your new squad is ineficient. They disagree with each other. Intolerable weakness. Sometimes, they disagree with the orders the Sergeant gives them. Unthinkable. You were prepared to strip the corpse of the soldier who disagreed with the Sergeant, but the Sergeant did not execute him. You do not understand. Disobedience is death. At the age of ten you watched them line up and execute a platoon for failing to obey the precise letter of their orders. You do not understand how the Imperial Guard functions if orders can be questioned Your new squad fears death. They prefer to risk their missions rather than nsk danger You have seen situations where acceptable losses (up to 20% of the squad) would have lead to a The equipment of your squad is unorthodox. They have extraneous items Books that are not regimental issue. Items of decoration Weapons that are not regimental issue Modified uniforms. Facial hair. Weakness. Unorthodoxy It makes sorting the equipment of the dead difficult. Sometimes, members of your squad object to you remaving certain items from corpses. You do not understand this. A dead soldier has no need for non-regimental gear, just as he has no need for the items and weapons issued to Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23:09 No.23813848 Reples: 2223513955 2222314497 22281482 File 1363921750303· 4130 KB 800x1501 12958491 96892Pg) Your sometimes wonder if you have been placed in a squad of raw recruits. They fear the sight of the dead. They fear the enemy. The fear death. They are undisciplined. They are inefficient. They are weak. You cannot make them stronger, you can only stop them from failing. You must do your duty Your squad is weak. One solider asked for pain relief as you stitched a minor facial wound. You did not understand. Had he received some serious injury that had evaded your notice? Did he not understand that all medical reagents are to be prized and used only when required? He complained that your stitching would mark his face. You did not understand why he was telling you this. Scaring is part of the healing process. The solider did not want to be disfigured, it was explained to you. You do not understand why he feared a minor scar. You explained that it would in no way impede his combat effectiveness. He did not cease his complaints for several days. Intalerable weakness E Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23: 15 No. 238 13956 Reples2-2201405.-2m4m File: 1363922151505 ing-(1007 KB, 1680x1050, 1305269736250 jpgl Your squad asks strange questions that are not orders but require a response. The squad was ta king about their home worlds. You were not listening It was nat important. You were inspecting the hive-vault for hidden sniping positions while recumbent. One of your squad members asked you about Krieg She did not ask you again. The squad members did not continue talking. Entirely acceptable. Some showed signs of fear. Entirely unacceptable D Anonymous 03/21/13(Thu)23:51 No.23814430 Reples 2-22014491-2w4M, File: 1363924286668 ing-(454 KB, 1200x1166, 1291178475044.jpg) 8145702-2201465).-2H4629 The Sergeant dismissed you at camp. He said you were to report at dawn. You assumed that he or anather officer would conduct training and inspections until your appointed sleep cycle. No officer appeared You stood in the empty barracks and waited Another member of your squad told you to come with them to the regimental mess hall. The soldiers eat here in great numbers. The food is prepared nearby, not packaged and sealed. It was disgustingly flavourful. You prefer your rations. You still have a few Krieg rations in your koit. You are saving them for the Feast of the Emperor's The mess was disorganized. There was so much noise. You found a comer and ate alone. You went back to the barracks to wait. The squad arrived eventually and you were told to prepare for the sleep cycle. You had your kit stowed and cleaned well before anyone else. Shirkers The sleep cycle here is too long After precisely four hours you woke up. The rest of the squad was not awake. There were no lights. You were confused. You stared at the ceiling until the Sergeant arrived two and a half hours later Sometimes, you feel very alone □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Frí:00 1 1 No 23814747 Repies ,-23814830,-238148874-23815022 1.98 MB, 1600x1200, 1290572376959 png) Staring at the ceiling of the barracks for two and a half hours every sleep cycle is not efficient. You do not want to wake your squad. They are weak. They require more rest than do. You have memorized every Imperial feast day your old regiment celebrated. You spent two nights memorizing the feast days of your new regiment Same dates conflict You spent several more nights attempting to combine the two without conflict Sometimes, you take out the knucklebones and look at them. They are from your first kill. They are polished brown and yellow now. They are very small. You were ten years old when you shot him. He was a deserter from your training regiment He ran from the tunnel-warren and to the surface one night. Your squad was ordered to hunt him down. You remember his serial number (104-2205-P but you do not remember what he looked like The knucklebones were much be er when the Training cer handed them to you Perhaps they have been worn down even you have kept them safe in a c kit Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)00 17 No. 23814841 Reples: File 2014991 7 KB, 1080x1350, 1257633197410 jpgl 23814628 The God-Emperor of Mankind directs the fate of all humankind. Without him, humanity could not exist. It is by his will alone that ships travel from world to world, that the wise govern, that men live and die, and that the functions of the universe continue as ordered Once, Krieg failed the God-Emperor of Mankind and rejected the Imperium We continue to pay the price for our disobedience. We are less than the least vermin in the sight of the Emperor, barely above the traitors to the Imperial cause we triumphed over. We serve the Imperium wholly, without reservation. Nothing held back. Nothing of our own. We fight those who would destroy the Emperor's vision and cast down the works of Man. We will not fail again. We cannot fail again. □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)00 27 No 23814976 Replies: 쯔23815033-23815041 File: 1363926440885 ang(589 KB, 900x729, Krieger in bed png) The soldiers here are weak. They are easily distracted. The regiment has women in it. Your Sergeant is a woman. Krieg regiments do not have female soldiers, though you have seen them in the training regiments. All Kriegers train. All Kriegers. We will not fail again. You do not understand many of the things your squad members do and say. They say so many things. They have a language you do not understand. It is not important. It will not lead to victory. It is a distraction. You are beginning to hate them for it. It is a traitorous thought, hating a soldier of the Imperial guard. You punish yourself for it by training harder 23815155 The Vostroyans are proud; the Krieg are humble. The Vostroyans have hand-marked weapons and fine armour, a Krieger needs nothing more than generic tools and anonymous weapons. The Vostroyans are lead by the mad, the brilliant, the inspiring. and the quick. Knieg regiments are lead by the survivors. They have very little in common, aside from a few background details. The Vostroyans are still human beings, after all □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)0054 No 2381 5457 Reples ,-2381550,-23815517 File: 1363928067071 ig-(362 KB, 735x 1093, 1310234446335 jpg) Side t The Space Marines are /more/ than human. They have passions and hatred and feuds and live on a larger scale than mortal men. Where they walk the earth shakes. They are the god-touched. Like false deities from an old opera they boom and thunder. Every emotion is magnified. Every weakness spreads into catastrophe, every strength is almost overbearing. They can be poets and tacticians and great leaders of men, but they must fight ifthe Imperium is to survive at all. They are not human, but beyond humanity The Cadians are a brutal fighting force, trained to stand at the gate of the Imperium and hold the door shut... or block the aperture with bodies. Nevertheless, they are still human. They breed leaders and warriors and geniuses. They adapt to face their foes. They are true soldiers facing the impossible and unimaginable every day Mordians chose discipline above effectiveness long ago, but in a proud and noble sort of way. They sacrifice gloriously with colour and spectacle. The Vostroyan Ive covered above But the Krieg? The Krieg are wind-up toys made from broken and beaten children. They are the sort of human beings we institutionalize in the modern world. They cannot function. Any soldier from the regiments above: Cadian, Vostroyan, Mordian, could retire and live a peaceful life. Many do. But the Krieg are tools built for brutal war. They have become less than human to fight things that arent human at all, and sufiered is tricky. That's □ Anonymous 03/22/13(Fn)02:02 No 23816514 Reples--2351654.-23816548,-23816504,-2381657.-2massa File: 1363932161772 ing-(111 KB, 461x800, 2icc4de1a77700158e8e6cf..). jpg) You two have been reading this thread right? You konow where this is going. Imagine what a Krieger looks like naked. Pale. Patchy hair, or shaved near to the skin. Old, badly healed scars. Malnourished. Hygiene powder around the vitall areas. Pale eyes. With his mask on, he's an ominous figure. Without it, he almost looks normal. Almost. Some things throw you The way he folds his pants over the back of the chair Precise Too precise The way he moves. The way he looks at things His eyes are just a little too wide His neck s els oddly he's used to wearing a mask. Sometimes he brushes at a hose that isn't there, moving it across an imaginary chestpiece. He doesnt look afraid or nervous, most young men do, when they're alone with a woman for the You beckon him over to the bed. He moves oddly. For no reason that you can explain he makes you uncomfortable. The way he clenches his jaw quietly. The way he smells. The way he speaks, mechanical empty... mad. That's it. He's practically weeping madness like the penitents on the Martyr's row or the old beggar outside the alms house who screams about spirits and the war But his squadmates paid his way. plus a little extra, and he's not so bad, really. You tell him what to do, gentle-like, as not to scare him. He does it ike a senvitor, mechanically, fumbling with unfamilliar tasks. You put your hand on his shoulder and he flinches, so you just lean back and invite him over He moves without pleasure or intensity. It's like hes... somewhere else. Like this is distasteful to him, a duty that has to be performed, one that risks comuption and failure. His expression never changes As you look into his pale, dead eyes, for no reason that you can explain, you begin to cry.

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[- ] □ My god, it's full of butt, part 1: the Cluwne factory Anonymous 14/08/12(Tue)20:42 No.20319052+] xposted from SA One of the round types in S513 is Wizard, in which a powerful wizard is tasked with completing several objectives, while the crew must attempt to kill him. Wizards get access to a huge variety of spells, but can only choose four of them from the list at the start of the round, these are the spells they are limited to for the whole round One such spell is Curse of the Cluwne (at least, I think that's what it's called). This spell is generally considered a choice for "advanced" wizard players, since it has an extremely long cooldown, only targets one opponent, and can only be used at melee range, making it quite risky to use. It's still a popular spell, though, as it is far and away the griefiest spell of all. The Curse instantly transforms its victim into a Cluwne: a morbidly obese, subhuman, epileptic, brain-damaged, amazingly annoying ur-clown named 'the cluwne" and wearing utterly hideous neon green clown clothing that is cursed and therefore cannot be removed. Cluwnes are traditionally marked for death by their non-cursed former comrades, and even when they manage to escape being murdered by an angry mob, they are so f------ terrible at everything that their very existence is torment and they commonly wind up begging for death since their incredible incompetence can actually make it difficult for them to successfully commit suicide [- ] □ My god, it's full of butt, part 1 a: the Cluwne factory Anonymous 1408/12(Tue)20:42 No.20319059[r] I have played in quite a few Wizard rounds, but one still sticks out as my absolute favourite. The wizard went on a Cluwney rampage that was funny as hell on its own, but the actions of one enterprising Roboticist turned the round from "hilarious" to "oh jesus my sides l'm dying over here" in no time flat. This ambitious soul retrieved a murdered Cluwne and dragged it back to his lab; ordinarily this would be a reason for the Cluwne to rejoice, since a Cluwne brain can still function perfectly normally if transferred into a cyborg, granting the player a new lease on life [- ] My god, it's full of butt, part 1 b: the Cluwne factory Anonymous 14/08/12(Tue)20:43 No. 20319069[r] 2x20319203 The Roboticist did not borg the Cluwne. He had other plans. Butt plans The deceased sad-clown was delivered to Genetics, where the Roboticist and a Geneticist entered into collusion. Now two people were in on the butt plans. I have no idea what madness they got up to in there, but I do know that the second Roboticist was put on Butt Duty, bringing the known number of butt plan conspirators up to at least three. It is also likely that a delivery man nvo ed the process along, as Butt Duty was a full-time job. All those butts had to come from somewhere, however: They were cloning Cluwnes The mastermind behind it all sat contentedly at his operating table and worked with astounding assembly-line efficiency. Behind him was a locker with a seemingly limitless number of twitching, honking, wee repeat. The man on Butt Duty would then grab the Cluwne butt and slap a robot arm onto it, creating a Buttbot, a butt on wheels that served no purpose wne utt t to be a butt and say the word "butt □ My god, it's full of butt, part 2: the butte ning Anonymous 14/08/12(Tue)20:44 No.20319073[r] 2220319203 wor But OW eat what was said, with "butt" substituted in place of random words This be The Buttbots chirped u titanic cacophony of butt. The Captain few into a rage and decided to destroy all of the Buttbots, but he forgot that they leave Seeing this, some jokester took a radio, turned on its microphone so that it would publicly broadcast anything it picked up, and tossed it into the room. e when the Ca led into Medbay and was aghast at its sorry state. "What the f--- is going on here?" he shouted chorus. "What the butt is butt on here?" "Butt the f--- butt n butt?" "What butt but butt here?" and s of auditory butt. This her excited the Buttbots, making it totally impossible for anyone nearby to hear what was said of poo when destroyed; it ot long before he □ My god, it's full of butt, part 3: victory of the robutti cists Anonymous 14/08/12(Tue 20:45 No. 20319079 ▼ >>20319203 Well, s---, now nobody could hear anything. Every radio on the station became a hellish noise cannon, blasting out an incomprehensible wall of recursive butt laced with garbled cursing and butt-riddled mockeries of the crew's At s wne n Me The
[- ] □ My god, it's full of butt, part 1: the Cluwne factory Anonymous 14/08/12(Tue)20:42 No.20319052+] xposted from SA One of the round types in S513 is Wizard, in which a powerful wizard is tasked with completing several objectives, while the crew must attempt to kill him. Wizards get access to a huge variety of spells, but can only choose four of them from the list at the start of the round, these are the spells they are limited to for the whole round One such spell is Curse of the Cluwne (at least, I think that's what it's called). This spell is generally considered a choice for "advanced" wizard players, since it has an extremely long cooldown, only targets one opponent, and can only be used at melee range, making it quite risky to use. It's still a popular spell, though, as it is far and away the griefiest spell of all. The Curse instantly transforms its victim into a Cluwne: a morbidly obese, subhuman, epileptic, brain-damaged, amazingly annoying ur-clown named 'the cluwne" and wearing utterly hideous neon green clown clothing that is cursed and therefore cannot be removed. Cluwnes are traditionally marked for death by their non-cursed former comrades, and even when they manage to escape being murdered by an angry mob, they are so f------ terrible at everything that their very existence is torment and they commonly wind up begging for death since their incredible incompetence can actually make it difficult for them to successfully commit suicide [- ] □ My god, it's full of butt, part 1 a: the Cluwne factory Anonymous 1408/12(Tue)20:42 No.20319059[r] I have played in quite a few Wizard rounds, but one still sticks out as my absolute favourite. The wizard went on a Cluwney rampage that was funny as hell on its own, but the actions of one enterprising Roboticist turned the round from "hilarious" to "oh jesus my sides l'm dying over here" in no time flat. This ambitious soul retrieved a murdered Cluwne and dragged it back to his lab; ordinarily this would be a reason for the Cluwne to rejoice, since a Cluwne brain can still function perfectly normally if transferred into a cyborg, granting the player a new lease on life [- ] My god, it's full of butt, part 1 b: the Cluwne factory Anonymous 14/08/12(Tue)20:43 No. 20319069[r] 2x20319203 The Roboticist did not borg the Cluwne. He had other plans. Butt plans The deceased sad-clown was delivered to Genetics, where the Roboticist and a Geneticist entered into collusion. Now two people were in on the butt plans. I have no idea what madness they got up to in there, but I do know that the second Roboticist was put on Butt Duty, bringing the known number of butt plan conspirators up to at least three. It is also likely that a delivery man nvo ed the process along, as Butt Duty was a full-time job. All those butts had to come from somewhere, however: They were cloning Cluwnes The mastermind behind it all sat contentedly at his operating table and worked with astounding assembly-line efficiency. Behind him was a locker with a seemingly limitless number of twitching, honking, wee repeat. The man on Butt Duty would then grab the Cluwne butt and slap a robot arm onto it, creating a Buttbot, a butt on wheels that served no purpose wne utt t to be a butt and say the word "butt □ My god, it's full of butt, part 2: the butte ning Anonymous 14/08/12(Tue)20:44 No.20319073[r] 2220319203 wor But OW eat what was said, with "butt" substituted in place of random words This be The Buttbots chirped u titanic cacophony of butt. The Captain few into a rage and decided to destroy all of the Buttbots, but he forgot that they leave Seeing this, some jokester took a radio, turned on its microphone so that it would publicly broadcast anything it picked up, and tossed it into the room. e when the Ca led into Medbay and was aghast at its sorry state. "What the f--- is going on here?" he shouted chorus. "What the butt is butt on here?" "Butt the f--- butt n butt?" "What butt but butt here?" and s of auditory butt. This her excited the Buttbots, making it totally impossible for anyone nearby to hear what was said of poo when destroyed; it ot long before he □ My god, it's full of butt, part 3: victory of the robutti cists Anonymous 14/08/12(Tue 20:45 No. 20319079 ▼ >>20319203 Well, s---, now nobody could hear anything. Every radio on the station became a hellish noise cannon, blasting out an incomprehensible wall of recursive butt laced with garbled cursing and butt-riddled mockeries of the crew's At s wne n Me The

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HEY GUYS! LETS DRINK SOME ALE! THEN MINE FOR GOLD! IF THERE'S TIME WE SHOULD KILL SOME KOBOLDS!! I HATE KoBOLDS CAUSE I'M SUCH A DWARF! I'M S0 DWARF, I S--- ANVILS!!
HEY GUYS! LETS DRINK SOME ALE! THEN MINE FOR GOLD! IF THERE'S TIME WE SHOULD KILL SOME KOBOLDS!! I HATE KoBOLDS CAUSE I'M SUCH A DWARF! I'M S0 DWARF, I S--- ANVILS!!

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File 27 (114 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have there.jpg) Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper hBRl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:07 No.126620557 hay humie der sum gunz down hurr and dey float Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:12 No.126621119 Emperor told me never take firearms from orks Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper IxhBRbl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:19 No.126621927 File 1327537168 jpg-(67 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have the(...).jpg) >126621119 smart emperor you haf i am green spess mahreen u r humie i no ork Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:24 No.126622502 File1327537460jpg-(9 KB, 208x243, 1315597328123.jpg) Green Space Marine? What Chapter? >2 Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:27 No.126622884 Dont stop now I'm enjoying myself reading all that in the ork voice Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper IxhBRbl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:28 No.126623014 File1327537709.jpg-(67 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have the(...).jpg) 126622502 i from no chapter i from table o contents Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:28 No. 126623072 oh god lol
File 27 (114 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have there.jpg) Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper hBRl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:07 No.126620557 hay humie der sum gunz down hurr and dey float Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:12 No.126621119 Emperor told me never take firearms from orks Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper IxhBRbl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:19 No.126621927 File 1327537168 jpg-(67 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have the(...).jpg) >126621119 smart emperor you haf i am green spess mahreen u r humie i no ork Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:24 No.126622502 File1327537460jpg-(9 KB, 208x243, 1315597328123.jpg) Green Space Marine? What Chapter? >2 Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:27 No.126622884 Dont stop now I'm enjoying myself reading all that in the ork voice Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper IxhBRbl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:28 No.126623014 File1327537709.jpg-(67 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have the(...).jpg) 126622502 i from no chapter i from table o contents Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:28 No. 126623072 oh god lol

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Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)19:59 No.22125883 Replies: >222 File: 1355965154480.ipg-(158 KB, 500x578, 134499774937.jpg) 5946 >>22125967 >222125984 >>22126027 Dear Emper Hi! I aint supposed to write to you so you got to keep this secret, ok? I heard some guardians saying the mon'keigh think you're real nice and give them gifts and stuff if they're good. They said it was silly but I've been really really good! I been meditating every single day and washing behind my ears and cleaning my wraithbone and everything! So I know you're probably super busy and stuff but if you're near the craftworld then maybe you can bring me mom's spirit stone? She went away to fight and when she came back she wasn't moving anymore but she didn't have her spirit stone. I'm scared she's lonely. I don't know what it's like inside a spirit stone and the exarch won't tell me but I miss her alot. I asked dad what it was like but he doesn't talk to me much anymore since they put him in the rafelord. He says he's cold a lot. Can you bring him a blanket? A big one if you got it I don't know how to give this to you so I'm putting it out the airlock. You're really magic so I bet you'll find it right away! I don't got anything to give you for reading this but if you visit me I promise I'll give you a million hugs! -Love Athan ONE MONTH AND A REPOST LATER □ Char Aznable-百式111 ITh5AyWMqG 01/18/13(Fri)12:35 No.22663083 [,] >>226631 16 >>22664326 Eldar Giftday.png (169 KB, 720x540) igdb google >>22662160 Dear Athan Afraid I can't visit, but I asked my good friend Cegorach if he would be so kind as to drop this off for you Hugs not required. Happy Giftday -The Emperor
Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)19:59 No.22125883 Replies: >222 File: 1355965154480.ipg-(158 KB, 500x578, 134499774937.jpg) 5946 >>22125967 >222125984 >>22126027 Dear Emper Hi! I aint supposed to write to you so you got to keep this secret, ok? I heard some guardians saying the mon'keigh think you're real nice and give them gifts and stuff if they're good. They said it was silly but I've been really really good! I been meditating every single day and washing behind my ears and cleaning my wraithbone and everything! So I know you're probably super busy and stuff but if you're near the craftworld then maybe you can bring me mom's spirit stone? She went away to fight and when she came back she wasn't moving anymore but she didn't have her spirit stone. I'm scared she's lonely. I don't know what it's like inside a spirit stone and the exarch won't tell me but I miss her alot. I asked dad what it was like but he doesn't talk to me much anymore since they put him in the rafelord. He says he's cold a lot. Can you bring him a blanket? A big one if you got it I don't know how to give this to you so I'm putting it out the airlock. You're really magic so I bet you'll find it right away! I don't got anything to give you for reading this but if you visit me I promise I'll give you a million hugs! -Love Athan ONE MONTH AND A REPOST LATER □ Char Aznable-百式111 ITh5AyWMqG 01/18/13(Fri)12:35 No.22663083 [,] >>226631 16 >>22664326 Eldar Giftday.png (169 KB, 720x540) igdb google >>22662160 Dear Athan Afraid I can't visit, but I asked my good friend Cegorach if he would be so kind as to drop this off for you Hugs not required. Happy Giftday -The Emperor

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FEELS 器□ Anonymous 09/08/1 2 Sat 16:53 No.20649377 e Replies: >>20649429-20649434 >>20649473 >>20649571 >>20649662 >>20649680 >Start up campaign. >Player asks "is gay marriage allowed in this kingdom?" >I answer, "No, marriage is mostly for alliance, children, and the dowry. But we'll say homosexuality is tolera-" >Player's character immediately sets off on a quest to overthrow the king, usurp the throne (despite lack of claim) and instate gay marriage >Rest of party gets dragged along, because they think playing rebels might be more fun than killing liches >I'm a good sport, despite thinking this is the most retarded premise for a campaign ever >Party can't drum up enough support for pro-gay marriage rebels, so they try to find support for democracy >Decide to throw them a bone and let them start a war for democracy >Spend the whole campaign fighting battles, intrigue, actually not a bad campaign >Player eventually gets name president and makes her first act to legalize gay marriage >As she's signing the law, the clouds gather and a the entire town is massacre by an army of undead soldiers. GOODMAN >"What the f---, DM!" >"I told you full well that you had to kill that lich before he completes the ritual and ushers in an age of eternal darkness. Apparently, you thought gay marriage was more important than not getting killed by an army of zombies and skeletons." GOOD END, in my book
FEELS 器□ Anonymous 09/08/1 2 Sat 16:53 No.20649377 e Replies: >>20649429-20649434 >>20649473 >>20649571 >>20649662 >>20649680 >Start up campaign. >Player asks "is gay marriage allowed in this kingdom?" >I answer, "No, marriage is mostly for alliance, children, and the dowry. But we'll say homosexuality is tolera-" >Player's character immediately sets off on a quest to overthrow the king, usurp the throne (despite lack of claim) and instate gay marriage >Rest of party gets dragged along, because they think playing rebels might be more fun than killing liches >I'm a good sport, despite thinking this is the most retarded premise for a campaign ever >Party can't drum up enough support for pro-gay marriage rebels, so they try to find support for democracy >Decide to throw them a bone and let them start a war for democracy >Spend the whole campaign fighting battles, intrigue, actually not a bad campaign >Player eventually gets name president and makes her first act to legalize gay marriage >As she's signing the law, the clouds gather and a the entire town is massacre by an army of undead soldiers. GOODMAN >"What the f---, DM!" >"I told you full well that you had to kill that lich before he completes the ritual and ushers in an age of eternal darkness. Apparently, you thought gay marriage was more important than not getting killed by an army of zombies and skeletons." GOOD END, in my book

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□ Anonymous 02/17/1 4(Mon)18:55 No.30310826 Replies: >>30310936 >>30311011 get aroused by monsters. Not monstergirls or guys, just bog f------ standard monsters. >DM puts us up against a dragon >starts describing his massive size, the heat radiating from him as the party approached him, the deep, low rumbling growl emanating from him as he stares us down... the entire time, literally squirming trying to not get a boner I get aroused by literally the base f------ game of DnD, tgi life is truly suffering
□ Anonymous 02/17/1 4(Mon)18:55 No.30310826 Replies: >>30310936 >>30311011 get aroused by monsters. Not monstergirls or guys, just bog f------ standard monsters. >DM puts us up against a dragon >starts describing his massive size, the heat radiating from him as the party approached him, the deep, low rumbling growl emanating from him as he stares us down... the entire time, literally squirming trying to not get a boner I get aroused by literally the base f------ game of DnD, tgi life is truly suffering

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File: 1365464300124.png-(211 KB, 467x467, 1357700391443.png) 器□ Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:38:20 UTC-7 No.24134259。 Replies: >24134288 24134321 24134367 24134386 24134405 2413461824134853 241348792413556024135629 24135822 "S--- first-time D&D players have done" stories Run a 2nd ed game >New player who has never played a tabletop in his life is asking us what the purpose of half the items in the shop are for. i.e. why there's prices for pounds of meat and kegs of beer, why each article of clothing is separately bought. >"It's a role-playing game. It's not always about optimization, it's also about just doing your own thing." >He proceeds to buy a goat, five chickens, and a war dog > This way, the chicken meat will always be fresh." >"How do you carry them?" >"Well, I can tie one to my belt by its legs, that way I have a chicken on hand at any time I might need one in an emergency. Then the rest I can tie to my goat. The goat is there for portable milk that can follow our party. Oh s---, I can't cook. Wait, the paladin can cure disease, right? Il just eat them raw" >He's a cleric with more animals than the druid Ps Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:40:09 UTC-7 No.24134293 Replies: 24134318 324134331324134367324134378 24134412 24134432 24134791 24134853>24134879 24135193 24135306 >24135449 >24135560 24135629 24135822 File: 1365464409879 g泯1.17 MB, 170x113, 1357349156727.gif) From the same guy >"Wow. With the gold I have left, I can buy 200 pigeons." >"What the f--- will you need 200 pigeons for?" "...when the time comes, I'll know
File: 1365464300124.png-(211 KB, 467x467, 1357700391443.png) 器□ Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:38:20 UTC-7 No.24134259。 Replies: >24134288 24134321 24134367 24134386 24134405 2413461824134853 241348792413556024135629 24135822 "S--- first-time D&D players have done" stories Run a 2nd ed game >New player who has never played a tabletop in his life is asking us what the purpose of half the items in the shop are for. i.e. why there's prices for pounds of meat and kegs of beer, why each article of clothing is separately bought. >"It's a role-playing game. It's not always about optimization, it's also about just doing your own thing." >He proceeds to buy a goat, five chickens, and a war dog > This way, the chicken meat will always be fresh." >"How do you carry them?" >"Well, I can tie one to my belt by its legs, that way I have a chicken on hand at any time I might need one in an emergency. Then the rest I can tie to my goat. The goat is there for portable milk that can follow our party. Oh s---, I can't cook. Wait, the paladin can cure disease, right? Il just eat them raw" >He's a cleric with more animals than the druid Ps Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:40:09 UTC-7 No.24134293 Replies: 24134318 324134331324134367324134378 24134412 24134432 24134791 24134853>24134879 24135193 24135306 >24135449 >24135560 24135629 24135822 File: 1365464409879 g泯1.17 MB, 170x113, 1357349156727.gif) From the same guy >"Wow. With the gold I have left, I can buy 200 pigeons." >"What the f--- will you need 200 pigeons for?" "...when the time comes, I'll know

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>Pelor and Bahumat

□ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:03:21 No.33178544-2-33178662 File: 1270072657302.ipg (267 KB, 800x640) uj >>33178527 >Pelor and Bahamut. Well there's your problem. They're clearly Blackguards of the Burning Hate and the World Eater. Poor deluded fools □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:10:35 No.33 178662->-33178778 >>33178544 I would love to play a ranged healer and fluff it as him throwing bottles of potions at people □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:18:22 No.33178778 File: 1404098910764.png (20 KB, 600x800) TS SOMEO INURED? character screams as the botle shatters on their face and they take 1 point damage. even from the healing potions >>33178662 (You ) la strength with a s yringe bow >also scream when you popt >complain loudly when you have to hose them down with gallons of metalskin fluid from a backpack >so fussy about taking their medicine and such, so you have to set up buckets of potion to fall of them when they walk through a door >tuxedo with squirt flower to freshen people up at formal dinners that get raided >actual super soaker for concealed carry potion >nearly waterboard one ally who keeps acting like he doesn't need the potions to stay healthy and alive Always, always with a smile on your face
□ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:03:21 No.33178544-2-33178662 File: 1270072657302.ipg (267 KB, 800x640) uj >>33178527 >Pelor and Bahamut. Well there's your problem. They're clearly Blackguards of the Burning Hate and the World Eater. Poor deluded fools □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:10:35 No.33 178662->-33178778 >>33178544 I would love to play a ranged healer and fluff it as him throwing bottles of potions at people □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:18:22 No.33178778 File: 1404098910764.png (20 KB, 600x800) TS SOMEO INURED? character screams as the botle shatters on their face and they take 1 point damage. even from the healing potions >>33178662 (You ) la strength with a s yringe bow >also scream when you popt >complain loudly when you have to hose them down with gallons of metalskin fluid from a backpack >so fussy about taking their medicine and such, so you have to set up buckets of potion to fall of them when they walk through a door >tuxedo with squirt flower to freshen people up at formal dinners that get raided >actual super soaker for concealed carry potion >nearly waterboard one ally who keeps acting like he doesn't need the potions to stay healthy and alive Always, always with a smile on your face

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Don't you hate it when that happens?

□ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)13:59 No.6833199 "You need strength and constitution scores of at least 25 to drink a water elemental." "Can I only drink part of the water elemental?" "You'll have to ask him. Can you speak Aquan?" "Yes." "Okay, you ask the water elemental, and it turns out she's a girl. Turns out she also has been hoping you would try to drink her because she has a water elemental variant of a g---/wore fetish, and she has been crushing on you specifically." "...You know, I'll just take my penalties for thirst." "Sure. The water elemental tells all the other g--- and vore fetishist water elementals in her USENET group that you should be avoided because, despite your rugged good looks and, quote, "lips made for sucking," end quote, you are weak-willed and a coward. She also posts about you on Dontdatehimgirl.com." O_oV Anonymous 11/23/0(Mon)14:02 No.6833223 File1259002931 ipg-(149 KB, 800x600, 1258795761363.jpg) 5333199 0 □ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)14:03 No.6833231 6833199 awesome
□ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)13:59 No.6833199 "You need strength and constitution scores of at least 25 to drink a water elemental." "Can I only drink part of the water elemental?" "You'll have to ask him. Can you speak Aquan?" "Yes." "Okay, you ask the water elemental, and it turns out she's a girl. Turns out she also has been hoping you would try to drink her because she has a water elemental variant of a g---/wore fetish, and she has been crushing on you specifically." "...You know, I'll just take my penalties for thirst." "Sure. The water elemental tells all the other g--- and vore fetishist water elementals in her USENET group that you should be avoided because, despite your rugged good looks and, quote, "lips made for sucking," end quote, you are weak-willed and a coward. She also posts about you on Dontdatehimgirl.com." O_oV Anonymous 11/23/0(Mon)14:02 No.6833223 File1259002931 ipg-(149 KB, 800x600, 1258795761363.jpg) 5333199 0 □ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)14:03 No.6833231 6833199 awesome

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Masturbation is important

□ Not Entirely Anon 08/21/14(Thu)12:34:25 No.34294310 2234294343 34294250 Google Girlsofthrones.com Fap. Enjoy Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:37:36 No.34294343 File: 3500888440a 2234294391 (31 KB, 184x500) 34294137 I love how everyone suddenly turns in ready-to-help gentleman's, when someones m----------- is at stake Go dspeed, you magnificent bastards Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:45:30 No.34294391 34294343 tg - You don't even need the other boards
□ Not Entirely Anon 08/21/14(Thu)12:34:25 No.34294310 2234294343 34294250 Google Girlsofthrones.com Fap. Enjoy Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:37:36 No.34294343 File: 3500888440a 2234294391 (31 KB, 184x500) 34294137 I love how everyone suddenly turns in ready-to-help gentleman's, when someones m----------- is at stake Go dspeed, you magnificent bastards Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:45:30 No.34294391 34294343 tg - You don't even need the other boards

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PLOT TWIST

Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278319 My DM and group decided to start an evil campaign, something I didn't really want to take part in and in hindsight should have not joined at all My character was in a group that contained a barbarian cannibal, a witch that poisoned wells on whims, and a wizard that wanted to take over the world. I was playing a roque In our party's downtime, which was spent in a city the wizard wanted to take over, we each did our own thing. The barbarian started an underground arena where he ate the losers, the witch and wizard experimented on slaves, and my character stalked a young gil That's it. Just making hide checks and watching a young girl from a distance. Whatever my intents were, I didn't reveal them, and this made everyone feel what I consider unreasonably uncomfortable The barbarian, who enjoyed describing the different parts of the humans he ate as supple or juicy, was the first to tell me out of character that I was f----- up The rest of the group chimed in, but when I reminded them that no one said anything when the witch injected demon blood into a pregnant slave's belly in an attempt to artificially create a half-demon (and ended up just poisoning both the mother and the fetus), they grudgingly kept quiet Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278326 The DM, as if to try and dissuade me from my chosen course, had the young girl's life be remarkably uneventful. She woke up, had breakfast, and went to the academy where she studied. After classes, she went home, had dinner, studied some more, and went to sleep After six months of in-game time, the barbarian had a small group of cannibalistic gladiators as his underlings, the witch had successfully started a part-demon breeding project, and the wizard had infiltrated the High Council of the city and had started secretly administering a highly addictive drug. My character had learned the young girl's name, knew her favorite foods, saw which students she got along with, and even had a pretty good idea of which boys fancied her At first, I had thought that the rest of the group was uncomfortable with me stalking the young girl because they thought my character was doing it for sexual purposes. Slowly, I realized it was because over the course of the game sessions, they had all started to care, in their own small ways, about this studious little girl. Though their characters did horrible, unspeakable things to people, those people were all nameless strangers that none of them saw as humans. My character, however, was getting to know his intended victim, carefully and diligently, with the rest of the group slowly getting to know her as well Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278334 By the time the wizard had full control of the city, his player knew that the little girl wanted to study exotic plants, especially flowers. The academy that he know had complete control over was her favorite place in the world, and her worst fear was if something ever happened to it The witch had minor demons r----- slaves in secret chambers within the sewers, with many of their foul progeny spilling out into the streets above. A few of these chambers were dangerously close to the roads the young girl took to get to school, though thankfully for her the monsters only came out during the night The barbarian had been tracked down by a trio of bastards he had spawned many years ago, each of them seeking to kill the father who had abandoned them. After the barbarian had killed and devoured them, in the end the player knew less about his characters own children than he did about the stranger that the party's rogue had decided to stalk. Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278339 By then, everyone had started to suspect that I had no ill-intent towards the girl. I had done nothing to interact with the girl, nothing even remotely involved with her, besides being a stone's throw away from her as much as possible. The barbarian proposed a theory, in that my character's only intent was to hone his stealth skill during his free time and that I, being unwilling to actually commit to being evil, had chosen a mildly evil-themed" approach. I didn't refute this theory take an int t in the young girl. From a callous perspective, they were just using her to provide their characters with someone they could be good towards just After that moment, the group create a greater s me ac e of depravity in the evil they committed. From a kinder perspective, the players were good people at heart and just couldn't be evil to the young girl The Academy was provided with extra ng, and a set of green houses were built for th sive use of the s. The demon blood experiments were now under clo upervision, with nightly patrols lp eradicate the escaped specimens. The barbarian, straightforward as ever, simply approached the girl, gave her a rare potted plant, and her that if she ever wanted anything, she could im for it jexuKnPKY 05/28/12(Mon)1 No.19278342 In the following mont not so secretly) doted upon. At first, only the barbarian was on speaking terms with the girl, but after the wizard took e became a sort of mascot for the group. Though all of their methods were evil, they now justified their actions by saying they were for the benefit of this young girl, who they secretly (and ial position a governor of the hool and the witch soon followed after him, thev ame to know the girl, more than they had simply through my character's observations Our campaign was slowly, ever so slowly, shifting in alignment as the players began to question their characters methods. As they grew closer to the young girl, it became harder a der to conceal the xperiments and activities. At first, they only stopped the most obvious ones, but event the die-hard evil group had shifted to a rather neutral, if not partially good, party Our DM, who loved character arcs and ely story progression, praised my character for introducing an element into the story that allowed a group of evil people to redeem themselves. As h scribed the young e green houses, the DM took a moment say uspected that I had always planned t the evil c ampaign into an ordinary one Laughing,I im I had never had s an inten the m how my c haracter silently emerged from the shadows ed towards th and stabbed her in the nec
Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278319 My DM and group decided to start an evil campaign, something I didn't really want to take part in and in hindsight should have not joined at all My character was in a group that contained a barbarian cannibal, a witch that poisoned wells on whims, and a wizard that wanted to take over the world. I was playing a roque In our party's downtime, which was spent in a city the wizard wanted to take over, we each did our own thing. The barbarian started an underground arena where he ate the losers, the witch and wizard experimented on slaves, and my character stalked a young gil That's it. Just making hide checks and watching a young girl from a distance. Whatever my intents were, I didn't reveal them, and this made everyone feel what I consider unreasonably uncomfortable The barbarian, who enjoyed describing the different parts of the humans he ate as supple or juicy, was the first to tell me out of character that I was f----- up The rest of the group chimed in, but when I reminded them that no one said anything when the witch injected demon blood into a pregnant slave's belly in an attempt to artificially create a half-demon (and ended up just poisoning both the mother and the fetus), they grudgingly kept quiet Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278326 The DM, as if to try and dissuade me from my chosen course, had the young girl's life be remarkably uneventful. She woke up, had breakfast, and went to the academy where she studied. After classes, she went home, had dinner, studied some more, and went to sleep After six months of in-game time, the barbarian had a small group of cannibalistic gladiators as his underlings, the witch had successfully started a part-demon breeding project, and the wizard had infiltrated the High Council of the city and had started secretly administering a highly addictive drug. My character had learned the young girl's name, knew her favorite foods, saw which students she got along with, and even had a pretty good idea of which boys fancied her At first, I had thought that the rest of the group was uncomfortable with me stalking the young girl because they thought my character was doing it for sexual purposes. Slowly, I realized it was because over the course of the game sessions, they had all started to care, in their own small ways, about this studious little girl. Though their characters did horrible, unspeakable things to people, those people were all nameless strangers that none of them saw as humans. My character, however, was getting to know his intended victim, carefully and diligently, with the rest of the group slowly getting to know her as well Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278334 By the time the wizard had full control of the city, his player knew that the little girl wanted to study exotic plants, especially flowers. The academy that he know had complete control over was her favorite place in the world, and her worst fear was if something ever happened to it The witch had minor demons r----- slaves in secret chambers within the sewers, with many of their foul progeny spilling out into the streets above. A few of these chambers were dangerously close to the roads the young girl took to get to school, though thankfully for her the monsters only came out during the night The barbarian had been tracked down by a trio of bastards he had spawned many years ago, each of them seeking to kill the father who had abandoned them. After the barbarian had killed and devoured them, in the end the player knew less about his characters own children than he did about the stranger that the party's rogue had decided to stalk. Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278339 By then, everyone had started to suspect that I had no ill-intent towards the girl. I had done nothing to interact with the girl, nothing even remotely involved with her, besides being a stone's throw away from her as much as possible. The barbarian proposed a theory, in that my character's only intent was to hone his stealth skill during his free time and that I, being unwilling to actually commit to being evil, had chosen a mildly evil-themed" approach. I didn't refute this theory take an int t in the young girl. From a callous perspective, they were just using her to provide their characters with someone they could be good towards just After that moment, the group create a greater s me ac e of depravity in the evil they committed. From a kinder perspective, the players were good people at heart and just couldn't be evil to the young girl The Academy was provided with extra ng, and a set of green houses were built for th sive use of the s. The demon blood experiments were now under clo upervision, with nightly patrols lp eradicate the escaped specimens. The barbarian, straightforward as ever, simply approached the girl, gave her a rare potted plant, and her that if she ever wanted anything, she could im for it jexuKnPKY 05/28/12(Mon)1 No.19278342 In the following mont not so secretly) doted upon. At first, only the barbarian was on speaking terms with the girl, but after the wizard took e became a sort of mascot for the group. Though all of their methods were evil, they now justified their actions by saying they were for the benefit of this young girl, who they secretly (and ial position a governor of the hool and the witch soon followed after him, thev ame to know the girl, more than they had simply through my character's observations Our campaign was slowly, ever so slowly, shifting in alignment as the players began to question their characters methods. As they grew closer to the young girl, it became harder a der to conceal the xperiments and activities. At first, they only stopped the most obvious ones, but event the die-hard evil group had shifted to a rather neutral, if not partially good, party Our DM, who loved character arcs and ely story progression, praised my character for introducing an element into the story that allowed a group of evil people to redeem themselves. As h scribed the young e green houses, the DM took a moment say uspected that I had always planned t the evil c ampaign into an ordinary one Laughing,I im I had never had s an inten the m how my c haracter silently emerged from the shadows ed towards th and stabbed her in the nec

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Skele-puns

T9C4p2F ipg (76 KB, 680x760) google igdhb DAnonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:21:16 No.29909228 [▼] >A rogue band of necromancers has been using secret geomancing knowledge to mineralize skeletons 1-1 E Anonymous 01/30/14(Thuj1923 11 No 29909266/リ22990963S arnt skeletons already made of minerals? I don't get it. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:40:41 No.29909635 [ ▼ ] 2229909648 8a91b8f640ad39db585cc02b3( ong (117 KB, 282x185) google iadb That's calcified information. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:41:16 No.29909648 [ ▼] 203756251245.png (63 KB, 185x219) google igdb 29909635
T9C4p2F ipg (76 KB, 680x760) google igdhb DAnonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:21:16 No.29909228 [▼] >A rogue band of necromancers has been using secret geomancing knowledge to mineralize skeletons 1-1 E Anonymous 01/30/14(Thuj1923 11 No 29909266/リ22990963S arnt skeletons already made of minerals? I don't get it. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:40:41 No.29909635 [ ▼ ] 2229909648 8a91b8f640ad39db585cc02b3( ong (117 KB, 282x185) google iadb That's calcified information. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:41:16 No.29909648 [ ▼] 203756251245.png (63 KB, 185x219) google igdb 29909635

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ctors-re-enact-a-roman-legiona (162 KB, 900x600) google igdb sounds Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:32:35 No.29181440 ] >2918173729181976 29182610 Question How many Legionaries would it take to fell a Dragon? Dragon is more or less Smaug - Smart and powerful but not a spellcaster Legion is attacking a dragon that has been raiding the local province >Dragon will probably be in its lair - probably a cave or burned out town ed 1-1. Anonymous 12030/13 Mon 223 23 No.29 181491 291 1577229181649 If the Dragon is as strong and smart as Smaug, then the problem isn't numbers, because it doesn't matter how many guys you've got. It's all about having the right weapons 曰. I Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:39:56 No 29181 577 [r] 2229181597 2229181630 >>29181633 >>20181673 2229181783 2229182093 2229182472 2229182591 It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas. Romans have several types of different sizes for sieges and fortifications ■ Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:44:56 No 29181673 [▼] [ I -Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:41:34 No.291 81597 [r] 2229182047 WE SWAN LAKE UP IN THIS BITCH SENATUS BALLERINASQUE ROMANUS >It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas >hit him with their ballerinas >ballerinas We need a drawfag, stat しー」 Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:42:59 No.29181630 [r] hit him with their ballerinas Romans were hardcore Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:56:35 No. 29181947 [▼] > >291819802229182093 Charge the Roman Legions >Sky is blotted out by Ballerinas with spiked shoes they dance on the corpses of your allies and wilt like flowers when you try to pick one up . Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)23:22:30 No.29182591|v] >Lel I'm a dragon >Gonna eat some cattle >Om nom nom >Romans see me >Oh s--- >Throwing ballerinas at me >Oh god oh god they're spinning They're spinning on my skin >They're everywhere WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
ctors-re-enact-a-roman-legiona (162 KB, 900x600) google igdb sounds Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:32:35 No.29181440 ] >2918173729181976 29182610 Question How many Legionaries would it take to fell a Dragon? Dragon is more or less Smaug - Smart and powerful but not a spellcaster Legion is attacking a dragon that has been raiding the local province >Dragon will probably be in its lair - probably a cave or burned out town ed 1-1. Anonymous 12030/13 Mon 223 23 No.29 181491 291 1577229181649 If the Dragon is as strong and smart as Smaug, then the problem isn't numbers, because it doesn't matter how many guys you've got. It's all about having the right weapons 曰. I Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:39:56 No 29181 577 [r] 2229181597 2229181630 >>29181633 >>20181673 2229181783 2229182093 2229182472 2229182591 It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas. Romans have several types of different sizes for sieges and fortifications ■ Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:44:56 No 29181673 [▼] [ I -Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:41:34 No.291 81597 [r] 2229182047 WE SWAN LAKE UP IN THIS BITCH SENATUS BALLERINASQUE ROMANUS >It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas >hit him with their ballerinas >ballerinas We need a drawfag, stat しー」 Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:42:59 No.29181630 [r] hit him with their ballerinas Romans were hardcore Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:56:35 No. 29181947 [▼] > >291819802229182093 Charge the Roman Legions >Sky is blotted out by Ballerinas with spiked shoes they dance on the corpses of your allies and wilt like flowers when you try to pick one up . Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)23:22:30 No.29182591|v] >Lel I'm a dragon >Gonna eat some cattle >Om nom nom >Romans see me >Oh s--- >Throwing ballerinas at me >Oh god oh god they're spinning They're spinning on my skin >They're everywhere WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

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