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The Omegle Crusades: Brogan the Barbarian

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay. Today's Crusader is Brogan the Barbarian, who specialises in breaking ERPs. Again, with all of these things, it's a lot shorter than it looks and you should be able to read through it in a minute or less. Trust me, it's worth it.
Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay. Today's Crusader is Brogan the Barbarian, who specialises in breaking ERPs. Again, with all of these things, it's a lot shorter than it looks and you should be able to read through it in a minute or less. Trust me, it's worth it.

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What if the Drow all spoke like Rolf?

Don't be intimidated by the size, it's a quicker and easier read than it appears.
Don't be intimidated by the size, it's a quicker and easier read than it appears.

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And not one single fuck was given that day.


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/tg/ discusses 6E

File: Makebelieve.png (13 KB, 314x124) O D&D 6th edition Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:07:50 No.77102889 ► >>77102903 >>77102904 >>77103184 >>77103377 >>77103497 >>77103624 RACES So what do you guys think is coming down the pike for WotC? What's the next step of their master plan? In the following section, you'll find a brief description of the Slimeling, a humanoid 0oze player race. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:08:45 No.77102899 ► Garbage. > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:09:04 No.77102903 >>77103366 >>77102889 (OP) >D&D 6th edition. That's a thing now? > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:09:06 No.77102904 ► >>77102889 (OP) Orcs are racist now, aren't they? They're finally realizing the elves of Mirkwood were bigot racists to the dwarves. "It's time we talked about Thrnaduil" >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:14:35 No.77102971 >>77103097 >>77103543 Gender introduced as a new 'splat' alongside class and race, with ten different genders in the core books and more added with each new supplement. * O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:17:07 No.77103004 I heard somewhere that some players are now lobbying for consent from them, for a DM to be able to kill of their freakshit self inserts. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:23:08 No.77103097 >>77103145 >>77103244 >>77103472 >>77102971 What are the mechanical benefits of picking one gender over the other? > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:25:59 No.77103145 ► >>77103097 affirmative action >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:29:35 No.77103184 ► >>77102889 (OP) A playable ooze made of c-- especially designed for coomers. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:29:47 No.77103185 Roll a 1d100 to define your character's gender. * O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:34:43 No.77103244 >>77103097 It is going to fill the same roll as alignment used to fill >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:42:44 No.77103366 >>77103459 >>77102903 | suspect we will see 6E released to coincide with the new D&D movie in Spring of 2022. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:43:50 No.77103377 ► >>77102889 (OP) The tasha's race rules will be the default ruleset. Battlemaster will still be a thing, for some reason, instead of just making "maneuvers" into mechanics features of weaponry. Every class will have magic or some variant thereof. They'll remove the "Bonus Action" from the action economy, to even further "streamline" combat. They'll remove the bit about somatic/verbal/material components, since everyone seems to ignore those as requisites of casting magic. The Monster Manual will now be remade so any monster is a PC-playable race and the lore will be rewritten to clarify that most monsters are peaceful and PCs are just evil animal killers. Alignment will, infuriatingly enough, still exist, despite it having clearly no impact on any other aspect of the game. You don't have to believe me; like Nostradamus l'll be right no matter how much I wish I weren't. > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:49:32 No.77103459 ► >>77103366 Nah they'll only sell like an overpriced adventure module based on the movie. They wouldn't deprive themselves of the potential new sales of their already big library of books and physical goods. Ya gotta lure in the new folks first THEN hit them with the edition change. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:50:30 No.77103472 ► >>77103097 -4 strength > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:52:52 No.77103497 ► >>77102889 (OP) Debuffing male characters because of "equality." >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:56:37 No.77103543 >>77103766 File: 7274AAAO-7DC0-4150-A54C-5...).jpg (90 KB, 680x680) >>77102971 >Bro, did you see Demibois and Agenders are going to be in the Gooblepoop's Codex of Éverything?! >+2 to Stat"! So OP! *6e is more simple than 5e and has only one stat O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)10:01:25 No.77103624 ► >>77102889 (OP) As long as the DM's Guild keeps making them a boatload of money without WotC having to lift a finger, they won't release 6e. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)10:09:59 No.77103766 ► >>77103543 I can imagine it now... >Your character is horribly underpowered unless you play as a black genderfluid lesbian trans Muslim orc >Levels don't mean anything because making some characters stronger than others is "discrimination" >Every country is communist Returnl (Catalogl (Tonl Undate OAutol
File: Makebelieve.png (13 KB, 314x124) O D&D 6th edition Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:07:50 No.77102889 ► >>77102903 >>77102904 >>77103184 >>77103377 >>77103497 >>77103624 RACES So what do you guys think is coming down the pike for WotC? What's the next step of their master plan? In the following section, you'll find a brief description of the Slimeling, a humanoid 0oze player race. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:08:45 No.77102899 ► Garbage. > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:09:04 No.77102903 >>77103366 >>77102889 (OP) >D&D 6th edition. That's a thing now? > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:09:06 No.77102904 ► >>77102889 (OP) Orcs are racist now, aren't they? They're finally realizing the elves of Mirkwood were bigot racists to the dwarves. "It's time we talked about Thrnaduil" >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:14:35 No.77102971 >>77103097 >>77103543 Gender introduced as a new 'splat' alongside class and race, with ten different genders in the core books and more added with each new supplement. * O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:17:07 No.77103004 I heard somewhere that some players are now lobbying for consent from them, for a DM to be able to kill of their freakshit self inserts. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:23:08 No.77103097 >>77103145 >>77103244 >>77103472 >>77102971 What are the mechanical benefits of picking one gender over the other? > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:25:59 No.77103145 ► >>77103097 affirmative action >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:29:35 No.77103184 ► >>77102889 (OP) A playable ooze made of c-- especially designed for coomers. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:29:47 No.77103185 Roll a 1d100 to define your character's gender. * O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:34:43 No.77103244 >>77103097 It is going to fill the same roll as alignment used to fill >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:42:44 No.77103366 >>77103459 >>77102903 | suspect we will see 6E released to coincide with the new D&D movie in Spring of 2022. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:43:50 No.77103377 ► >>77102889 (OP) The tasha's race rules will be the default ruleset. Battlemaster will still be a thing, for some reason, instead of just making "maneuvers" into mechanics features of weaponry. Every class will have magic or some variant thereof. They'll remove the "Bonus Action" from the action economy, to even further "streamline" combat. They'll remove the bit about somatic/verbal/material components, since everyone seems to ignore those as requisites of casting magic. The Monster Manual will now be remade so any monster is a PC-playable race and the lore will be rewritten to clarify that most monsters are peaceful and PCs are just evil animal killers. Alignment will, infuriatingly enough, still exist, despite it having clearly no impact on any other aspect of the game. You don't have to believe me; like Nostradamus l'll be right no matter how much I wish I weren't. > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:49:32 No.77103459 ► >>77103366 Nah they'll only sell like an overpriced adventure module based on the movie. They wouldn't deprive themselves of the potential new sales of their already big library of books and physical goods. Ya gotta lure in the new folks first THEN hit them with the edition change. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:50:30 No.77103472 ► >>77103097 -4 strength > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:52:52 No.77103497 ► >>77102889 (OP) Debuffing male characters because of "equality." >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:56:37 No.77103543 >>77103766 File: 7274AAAO-7DC0-4150-A54C-5...).jpg (90 KB, 680x680) >>77102971 >Bro, did you see Demibois and Agenders are going to be in the Gooblepoop's Codex of Éverything?! >+2 to Stat"! So OP! *6e is more simple than 5e and has only one stat O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)10:01:25 No.77103624 ► >>77102889 (OP) As long as the DM's Guild keeps making them a boatload of money without WotC having to lift a finger, they won't release 6e. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)10:09:59 No.77103766 ► >>77103543 I can imagine it now... >Your character is horribly underpowered unless you play as a black genderfluid lesbian trans Muslim orc >Levels don't mean anything because making some characters stronger than others is "discrimination" >Every country is communist Returnl (Catalogl (Tonl Undate OAutol

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Crazy Hassan's Used Camel Emporium

Hassan, also known as Crazy Hassan, is a used camel salesman. He's about average build with dark skin, and silver teeth dot his broad smile. He wears dusty robes; atop his head is a turban, and atop his turban is a fez. Some say he's a multiversal singularity, other say he's a time traveler. What we do know is that whenever you are in need of cheap and affordable transport, Hassan's tent will be there. Although the customers may be baffled to see him, he will nonetheless try (and succeed) to sell them camels and camel-related accessories. He will usually throw in a pack of dates and other seemingly unrelated items like a jacket that's about a size too big for anyone who receives it. Every customer that is visited by Hassan leaves with a camel, whether they wanted one or not. The most peculiar thing about Hassan's business is that he will conduct it anywhere. He operates mostly in the desert, but can (and will) show up in tundra, north pole, grasslands, sea shores and other terrain types. Always with camels. It is possible he lives in the Eldar Webway, allowing him access to just about any point in space... as for time, who the f--- knows, it's Hasssan! His camels themselves are equally mysterious. As far as anyone has been able to discern, they are indeed regular Camelus Dromedarius. He may carry other breeds as well if asked; however there is nothing special or magical about them. But when Hassan sells you a camel, it will perform exactly to his specifications.
Hassan, also known as Crazy Hassan, is a used camel salesman. He's about average build with dark skin, and silver teeth dot his broad smile. He wears dusty robes; atop his head is a turban, and atop his turban is a fez. Some say he's a multiversal singularity, other say he's a time traveler. What we do know is that whenever you are in need of cheap and affordable transport, Hassan's tent will be there. Although the customers may be baffled to see him, he will nonetheless try (and succeed) to sell them camels and camel-related accessories. He will usually throw in a pack of dates and other seemingly unrelated items like a jacket that's about a size too big for anyone who receives it. Every customer that is visited by Hassan leaves with a camel, whether they wanted one or not. The most peculiar thing about Hassan's business is that he will conduct it anywhere. He operates mostly in the desert, but can (and will) show up in tundra, north pole, grasslands, sea shores and other terrain types. Always with camels. It is possible he lives in the Eldar Webway, allowing him access to just about any point in space... as for time, who the f--- knows, it's Hasssan! His camels themselves are equally mysterious. As far as anyone has been able to discern, they are indeed regular Camelus Dromedarius. He may carry other breeds as well if asked; however there is nothing special or magical about them. But when Hassan sells you a camel, it will perform exactly to his specifications.

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Xeno

Xeno was the main character of the Tau Quest quest thread ran Shas'O that was about a Tau earth caste slowly getting corrupted by Necron technology, until she became something that was neither Tau, nor Necron. More info can be found at the source, if your interested.
Xeno was the main character of the Tau Quest quest thread ran Shas'O that was about a Tau earth caste slowly getting corrupted by Necron technology, until she became something that was neither Tau, nor Necron. More info can be found at the source, if your interested.

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Boris the Titan

The Scraplootas are an Ork klan created by /tg/ featuring an Ork piloted titan called Boris, an Orky Tau girl called Blue, Ork Batman who keeps the demon-power core of the Titan in check by yelling at it, a swashbuckling Warboss and... You know what, <a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Scraplootas">you can read about them here.</a> They are as awesome as they sound they are.
The Scraplootas are an Ork klan created by /tg/ featuring an Ork piloted titan called Boris, an Orky Tau girl called Blue, Ork Batman who keeps the demon-power core of the Titan in check by yelling at it, a swashbuckling Warboss and... You know what, <a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Scraplootas">you can read about them here.</a> They are as awesome as they sound they are.

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Oi Iz Da Noight

The Scraplootas are an Ork klan created by /tg/ featuring an Ork piloted titan called Boris, an Orky Tau girl called Blue, Ork Batman who keeps the demon-power core of the Titan in check by yelling at it, a swashbuckling Warboss and... You know what, <a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Scraplootas">you can read about them here.</a> They are as awesome as they sound they are.
The Scraplootas are an Ork klan created by /tg/ featuring an Ork piloted titan called Boris, an Orky Tau girl called Blue, Ork Batman who keeps the demon-power core of the Titan in check by yelling at it, a swashbuckling Warboss and... You know what, <a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Scraplootas">you can read about them here.</a> They are as awesome as they sound they are.

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Blue mini

<a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue">Blue</a> iz da 'art warmin' tale o' a luckie grot (coz itz blu, yu seez) dat gotz found by da Scraplootas wen dey waz lootin' da phish 'eads. Dis blu grot became da favorit helpa o' da Big Mek Zizzbitz, and helpz 'im wif da dakka an' tings wot yu need decksss....dixzzzzzz....smol squiggly fingas for.
<a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue">Blue</a> iz da 'art warmin' tale o' a luckie grot (coz itz blu, yu seez) dat gotz found by da Scraplootas wen dey waz lootin' da phish 'eads. Dis blu grot became da favorit helpa o' da Big Mek Zizzbitz, and helpz 'im wif da dakka an' tings wot yu need decksss....dixzzzzzz....smol squiggly fingas for.

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Mr Squig

<a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue">Blue</a> iz da 'art warmin' tale o' a luckie grot (coz itz blu, yu seez) dat gotz found by da Scraplootas wen dey waz lootin' da phish 'eads. Dis blu grot became da favorit helpa o' da Big Mek Zizzbitz, and helpz 'im wif da dakka an' tings wot yu need decksss....dixzzzzzz....smol squiggly fingas for.
<a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue">Blue</a> iz da 'art warmin' tale o' a luckie grot (coz itz blu, yu seez) dat gotz found by da Scraplootas wen dey waz lootin' da phish 'eads. Dis blu grot became da favorit helpa o' da Big Mek Zizzbitz, and helpz 'im wif da dakka an' tings wot yu need decksss....dixzzzzzz....smol squiggly fingas for.

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Blue and Zizzbitz

<a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue">Blue</a> iz da 'art warmin' tale o' a luckie grot (coz itz blu, yu seez) dat gotz found by da Scraplootas wen dey waz lootin' da phish 'eads. Dis blu grot became da favorit helpa o' da Big Mek Zizzbitz, and helpz 'im wif da dakka an' tings wot yu need decksss....dixzzzzzz....smol squiggly fingas for.
<a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue">Blue</a> iz da 'art warmin' tale o' a luckie grot (coz itz blu, yu seez) dat gotz found by da Scraplootas wen dey waz lootin' da phish 'eads. Dis blu grot became da favorit helpa o' da Big Mek Zizzbitz, and helpz 'im wif da dakka an' tings wot yu need decksss....dixzzzzzz....smol squiggly fingas for.

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Praise the Omnissiah

This an oldy, but a goldy.
This an oldy, but a goldy.

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Well...that was certainly distracting.

O Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)21:41 No.16391478 File1316742104.png-(62 KB, 219x221, kirbyomg.png) OH MY GOSH >Party in a city-based 4e D&D game are sneaking into a steampunk newspaper company to replace a (true) story that might cast their party in a negative light >They are a cockney child rogue, a human pitfighter, and a gnome artificer who totes around a magical tome of his family's history that is also an encyclopedia, that also acts as a focus for all his (refluffed) spells >Thief on sneaking, story swapping detail >Gnome on distraction, pitfighter on mop-up >Gnome enters through the front door, LOUDLY >Starts LOUDLY talking to receptionist about how he wants his family history printed in the paper >Slams tome down on desk >"The GREAT HISTORY of the vonSpielhelm family shall not be unabridgedl" >1, the DM, ask him to roll bluff. He INSISTS that this is a diplomacy roll. I yield to logic. >He does fairly well. >The secretary decides, to humor him, she'll flip through the book >The book which acts as a focus for his offensive spells >Dice are rolled. >She opens up the book to "C" for "Cannon" >Half a second later, the receptionist is sans-head, all the writers, clerics, and pencil-pushers are running screaming out of the building, and the gnome is the best distraction ever >hfw
O Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)21:41 No.16391478 File1316742104.png-(62 KB, 219x221, kirbyomg.png) OH MY GOSH >Party in a city-based 4e D&D game are sneaking into a steampunk newspaper company to replace a (true) story that might cast their party in a negative light >They are a cockney child rogue, a human pitfighter, and a gnome artificer who totes around a magical tome of his family's history that is also an encyclopedia, that also acts as a focus for all his (refluffed) spells >Thief on sneaking, story swapping detail >Gnome on distraction, pitfighter on mop-up >Gnome enters through the front door, LOUDLY >Starts LOUDLY talking to receptionist about how he wants his family history printed in the paper >Slams tome down on desk >"The GREAT HISTORY of the vonSpielhelm family shall not be unabridgedl" >1, the DM, ask him to roll bluff. He INSISTS that this is a diplomacy roll. I yield to logic. >He does fairly well. >The secretary decides, to humor him, she'll flip through the book >The book which acts as a focus for his offensive spells >Dice are rolled. >She opens up the book to "C" for "Cannon" >Half a second later, the receptionist is sans-head, all the writers, clerics, and pencil-pushers are running screaming out of the building, and the gnome is the best distraction ever >hfw

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Get Dat Fooken Mammoth

"Aw, that whale got off the beach" "Like f--- it did, fetch the canoe and get me my sharpest stick." "But it's swimming away." "FETCH THE CANOE"
"Aw, that whale got off the beach" "Like f--- it did, fetch the canoe and get me my sharpest stick." "But it's swimming away." "FETCH THE CANOE"

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Drowunder

O Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)21:19:29 No.76480503 >>76485698 File: drowunder.jpg (163 KB, 1280x825) CRIKGY YA FockiN Lost OR SUMMIN MAE? >>76479443 (OP) >Australians and Drow >They both live down under. >They both have highly poisonous spiders. >Their roots come from being pushed away by society.
O Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)21:19:29 No.76480503 >>76485698 File: drowunder.jpg (163 KB, 1280x825) CRIKGY YA FockiN Lost OR SUMMIN MAE? >>76479443 (OP) >Australians and Drow >They both live down under. >They both have highly poisonous spiders. >Their roots come from being pushed away by society.

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HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET IN!

This is based on a thread were the Grim Reaper was given the manners and behavioural quirks of an <a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/803942-4chan">Angry Marine</a> and everyone just ran with it. Image Description: So many people think death is kind or caring, he actually works 9-5 and hates always being on call since his contract does not cover overtime. All he carries with him to collect souls is a normal black garbage bag. He does not give a s---, so get in the bag. “CONGRATULATIONS, A------. YOU’RE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO DIE FROM LICKING A GAZEBO. NOW GET IN THE F------ BAG."
This is based on a thread were the Grim Reaper was given the manners and behavioural quirks of an <a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/803942-4chan">Angry Marine</a> and everyone just ran with it. Image Description: So many people think death is kind or caring, he actually works 9-5 and hates always being on call since his contract does not cover overtime. All he carries with him to collect souls is a normal black garbage bag. He does not give a s---, so get in the bag. “CONGRATULATIONS, A------. YOU’RE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO DIE FROM LICKING A GAZEBO. NOW GET IN THE F------ BAG."

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