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[Return] [Catalog) (Bottom] [Update) (0 Auto) File: IMG_20210205_012049170.jpg (1.07 MB, 2592x1944) O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:24:52 No.77350540 >>77350752 >>77350877 >>77350981 >>77351052 >>77351082 >>77351221 >>77361339 >>77362520 >>77352625 >>77352659 >>77352667 >>77353312 >>77353366 Hey /tg/, remember when I posted that I was talked into basically crossdressing as a dragonbom? Well I'm still likely months off it, but here's a progress pic as promised. Still need the clothes and mask but it's started O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:36:32 No.77350752 >>77350540 (OP) Snine on you crazy bastard. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:43:09 No.77350877 ► >>77350540 (OP) Thanks OP.I dIant particularly need to sleep tonight. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:44:29 No.77350907► Get it >>O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:48:09 No.77350981 File: blelf.png (113 KB, 398x389) Ne bh >>77350540 (OP) >months oti >ain't even got the skeen culla n---- you a LONG way from dragonborn, more like draggin yo ass O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:51:08 No.77351052 >>77350540 (OP) Based and redpiied. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:52:41 No.77351082 File: 1609770120530.jpg (77 KB, 770x887) >>77350540 (OP) SHey tg, remember when I posted that I was talked into basically crossdressing as a dragonbom? No, but I know now. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:53:21 No.77351098 Unfuckingbelievable this place I'm speechless >>O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)18:00:28 No.77351221 >>77350540 (OP) >ihose t--- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCOlI3Rwww (Embed] O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)18:06:10 No.77351339 >>77350540 (OP) Absolule f------ legend O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)19:15:37 No.77352466 I believe in you, OP. Aim for the sky. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)19:18:50 No.77352520 >>77350540 (OP) mpressively based OP, but you've got a long way to go you also need to fix those t--- O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)19:25:29 No.77352625 >>77350540 (OP) Sremember wheni posted that I was talked into basically crossdressing as a dragonbom? Archive link. Now. I need context. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)19:27:58 No.77352659 >77353432 File: jeremy-irons-D-and-D.gif (503 KB, 492x318) >>77350540 (OP) F----- go for it anon, don't let your memes be dreams. Continue the of legacy tg/ being /d/ite. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)19:28:26 No.77352667 >>77350540 (OP) but here's a progress pic as promised What progress? It's literally just you in a morphsuit with a stuff bra Imao O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:08:01 No.77353312 >>77350540 (OP Go OP! O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:11:16 No.77353366 >>77353439 >>77350540 (OP) KYMiag anon here, should I upload this? O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:14:14 No.77353429 It's just a fursuit. >>O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:14:19 No.77353432 >>77352659 T can't waten this and not think "YES! I JUST S--- MYSELF!" *O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:14:54 No.77353439 ► >>77353366 (You) F--- it, imma just go ahead

[Return] [Catalog) (Bottom] [Update) (0 Auto) File: IMG_20210205_012049170.jpg (1.07 MB, 2592x1944) O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:24:52 No.77350540 >>77350752 >>77350877 >>77350981 >>77351052 >>77351082 >>77351221 >>77361339 >>77362520 >>77352625 >>77352659 >>77352667 >>77353312 >>77353366 Hey /tg/, remember when I posted that I was talked into basically crossdressing as a dragonbom? Well I'm still likely months off it, but here's a progress pic as promised. Still need the clothes and mask but it's started O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:36:32 No.77350752 >>77350540 (OP) Snine on you crazy bastard. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:43:09 No.77350877 ► >>77350540 (OP) Thanks OP.I dIant particularly need to sleep tonight. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:44:29 No.77350907► Get it >>O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:48:09 No.77350981 File: blelf.png (113 KB, 398x389) Ne bh >>77350540 (OP) >months oti >ain't even got the skeen culla n---- you a LONG way from dragonborn, more like draggin yo ass O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:51:08 No.77351052 >>77350540 (OP) Based and redpiied. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:52:41 No.77351082 File: 1609770120530.jpg (77 KB, 770x887) >>77350540 (OP) SHey tg, remember when I posted that I was talked into basically crossdressing as a dragonbom? No, but I know now. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:53:21 No.77351098 Unfuckingbelievable this place I'm speechless >>O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)18:00:28 No.77351221 >>77350540 (OP) >ihose t--- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCOlI3Rwww (Embed] O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)18:06:10 No.77351339 >>77350540 (OP) Absolule f------ legend O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)19:15:37 No.77352466 I believe in you, OP. Aim for the sky. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)19:18:50 No.77352520 >>77350540 (OP) mpressively based OP, but you've got a long way to go you also need to fix those t--- O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)19:25:29 No.77352625 >>77350540 (OP) Sremember wheni posted that I was talked into basically crossdressing as a dragonbom? Archive link. Now. I need context. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)19:27:58 No.77352659 >77353432 File: jeremy-irons-D-and-D.gif (503 KB, 492x318) >>77350540 (OP) F----- go for it anon, don't let your memes be dreams. Continue the of legacy tg/ being /d/ite. O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)19:28:26 No.77352667 >>77350540 (OP) but here's a progress pic as promised What progress? It's literally just you in a morphsuit with a stuff bra Imao O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:08:01 No.77353312 >>77350540 (OP Go OP! O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:11:16 No.77353366 >>77353439 >>77350540 (OP) KYMiag anon here, should I upload this? O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:14:14 No.77353429 It's just a fursuit. >>O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:14:19 No.77353432 >>77352659 T can't waten this and not think "YES! I JUST S--- MYSELF!" *O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:14:54 No.77353439 ► >>77353366 (You) F--- it, imma just go ahead

The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic

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DUNGEONS ORAGONS Tome of Banle The BOOKOF Weaboo Fightan Magic Richand Baker, Frank Brunner, Joseph Carriker, Jr.

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The Omegle Crusades: Princess Luna Buys a Used Camel

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The Omegle Crusades: Marriage Counselling

yomegle Crusade The omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel You and the stranger both like Role Play. Stranger: (23 F Linda. Long dark hair, brown eyes, 5'6, 11Olbs, South Korean. Looking for a man in this dramatic and romantic role play that can get sexual if there's enough of a build up. You will also be 23 so there's no real point in giving me your age.) We got married very young, 18. And quickly we had a baby boy named Connor. Unfortunately, Connor was born with some major health problems. Last year he passed away at the age of 3. Ever since then we've been fighting almost weekly. And not just normal arguments either, plates are thrown and we're screaming until the wee hours of the morning. Well that's what's happening tonight. It's almost 4am and we've been screaming since 10pm. It started out as a little argument about doing laundry and now it's an epic battle. I'm wearing a pink negligee with a matching silk robe and you yell something at me. I respond with a loud. "I want a divorce!" You: "WELL I WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE, M-----------." You: "LET'S GO ON AN EPIC QUEST." You: "LINDA, I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD." You: "SHINING, SHIMMERING SPLENDOUR." Stranger: OH MY GOD I THINK I LOVE YOU You: "TELL ME LINDA, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE, M-----------?!" Stranger:I LOVE THAT MOVIE You:I DO TO You: JUST LIKE I LOVE YOU You: LET'S NOT BE HASTY, DON'T DIVORCE ME MY LOVE Stranger: OKAY Stranger: LET'S HAVE A THREESOME You: WE'LL REPLACE CONNOR. WE SHALL HAVE ANOTHER, MIGHTY SON You: BY THE NAME OF CONNOR Mkll Stranger: WO000000 You: HE SHALL BE A REAL MAN, OF MANLY PROPORTIONS You: AND HE SHALL HAVE YOUR EYES, MY DARLING You: YOUR BEAUTIFUL, SULTRY "F--- ME" EYES Stranger: AND ONE DAY HE SHALL MURDER EVIL M------------ You: YES You: YES HE SHALL You: AND ON THAT DAY WE SHALL BE PROUD Stranger: INDEED WE SHALL You: BECAUSE CONNOR WAS ONLY HIS LAST NAME You: SECRETLY HE WAS CALLED JOHN You: AND HE SAVED THE WORLD ONCE MORE You: AND IT WAS ALL DOWWN TO US You: NOW FORGIVE ME LINDA, FOR I MUST GO BACK TO THE FUTURE Stranger: SAY HELLO TO THE WHALEMINGOS FOR ME You:I SHALL, BUT OH, IT SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU MY DEAR Stranger:I WILL JOIN YOU ONE DAY You: HOW WILL I KNOW IT TO BE YOU? FOR I HAVE BEEN BLIND ALL THESE YEARS, AND HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR USERNAME Stranger: YOU SHALL KNOW. OUR HANDS WILL TOUCH AND THE SPARKS WILL IGNITE. WE WILL BE UNITED FOREVER. You: KINKY, I LIKE IT You: ALL RIGHT, TATTY BYE Stranger: CIAO You:IAM GOING TO DISCONNECT NOW, DISCONNECT FROM THE PAST AND TRANSCEND TO THE FUTURE! Stranger: TILL WE MEET AGAIN MY LOVE You: AU REVOIR, MON PETIT CHOUCHOU You have disconnected.

yomegle Crusade The omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel You and the stranger both like Role Play. Stranger: (23 F Linda. Long dark hair, brown eyes, 5'6, 11Olbs, South Korean. Looking for a man in this dramatic and romantic role play that can get sexual if there's enough of a build up. You will also be 23 so there's no real point in giving me your age.) We got married very young, 18. And quickly we had a baby boy named Connor. Unfortunately, Connor was born with some major health problems. Last year he passed away at the age of 3. Ever since then we've been fighting almost weekly. And not just normal arguments either, plates are thrown and we're screaming until the wee hours of the morning. Well that's what's happening tonight. It's almost 4am and we've been screaming since 10pm. It started out as a little argument about doing laundry and now it's an epic battle. I'm wearing a pink negligee with a matching silk robe and you yell something at me. I respond with a loud. "I want a divorce!" You: "WELL I WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE, M-----------." You: "LET'S GO ON AN EPIC QUEST." You: "LINDA, I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD." You: "SHINING, SHIMMERING SPLENDOUR." Stranger: OH MY GOD I THINK I LOVE YOU You: "TELL ME LINDA, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE, M-----------?!" Stranger:I LOVE THAT MOVIE You:I DO TO You: JUST LIKE I LOVE YOU You: LET'S NOT BE HASTY, DON'T DIVORCE ME MY LOVE Stranger: OKAY Stranger: LET'S HAVE A THREESOME You: WE'LL REPLACE CONNOR. WE SHALL HAVE ANOTHER, MIGHTY SON You: BY THE NAME OF CONNOR Mkll Stranger: WO000000 You: HE SHALL BE A REAL MAN, OF MANLY PROPORTIONS You: AND HE SHALL HAVE YOUR EYES, MY DARLING You: YOUR BEAUTIFUL, SULTRY "F--- ME" EYES Stranger: AND ONE DAY HE SHALL MURDER EVIL M------------ You: YES You: YES HE SHALL You: AND ON THAT DAY WE SHALL BE PROUD Stranger: INDEED WE SHALL You: BECAUSE CONNOR WAS ONLY HIS LAST NAME You: SECRETLY HE WAS CALLED JOHN You: AND HE SAVED THE WORLD ONCE MORE You: AND IT WAS ALL DOWWN TO US You: NOW FORGIVE ME LINDA, FOR I MUST GO BACK TO THE FUTURE Stranger: SAY HELLO TO THE WHALEMINGOS FOR ME You:I SHALL, BUT OH, IT SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU MY DEAR Stranger:I WILL JOIN YOU ONE DAY You: HOW WILL I KNOW IT TO BE YOU? FOR I HAVE BEEN BLIND ALL THESE YEARS, AND HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR USERNAME Stranger: YOU SHALL KNOW. OUR HANDS WILL TOUCH AND THE SPARKS WILL IGNITE. WE WILL BE UNITED FOREVER. You: KINKY, I LIKE IT You: ALL RIGHT, TATTY BYE Stranger: CIAO You:IAM GOING TO DISCONNECT NOW, DISCONNECT FROM THE PAST AND TRANSCEND TO THE FUTURE! Stranger: TILL WE MEET AGAIN MY LOVE You: AU REVOIR, MON PETIT CHOUCHOU You have disconnected.

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The Omegle Crusades: Duel of the Rock Gods

yomegle Crusade! The omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You both like roleplaying. You: THE DRAGON MORDENTHRAX IS PILLAGING THE COUNTRYSIDE FOR BITCHES AND BLOW! ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STOP HIM?!?! Stranger: HELL YEAH!!! You: F------ SWEET! LET'S DO THIS! *Jumps in the saddle of a mechanical horse and plays a sweet guitar riff* You: BOW-NANANA-BOWWOWWOW!! Stranger: S---, FORGOT MY BATTLE AXE You: WHAT THE EFF, BRAH!? You: WHATEVER! I GOTS A SPARE!!! You: *Tosses you a spare 'axe', complete with quicksilver strings and frets of threats* You: ARE YOU READY ROCK?!?!?! Stranger:I WAS BORN READY Stranger: LETS F--- HIS DRAGON S--- UP You: WORD TO YA MUTHA!! *Revs engine of iron horse and rides off, splitting the air with an epic solo that makes the earth scream* Stranger: TO BATTLE *jumps on mechanical donkey, clops along after you) You: HERE BRAH!! *tosses you a leather beltpouch brim-full of fine white powder." You: IT'LL KEEP YA ROCKIN' ALL NIGHT! AND WE'LL NEED TO IF WE'RE GONNA STEAL THAT DRAGON'S BLOW!!! Stranger: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME*snorts handful of powder, can taste colors* You: WOOOO!!! THAT'S THE S--- I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! *The sky opens and a dozen shrieking Thrashdemons pour from the heavens, playing a sick harmony of diabolical epic-ness. They descend upon us in mosh-like fervour* You: S--- DUDE! TIME TO SHOW ME YOUR СНOPS! Stranger: ITS GO TIME*shreds an epic solo that would make Dio himself weep* Stranger: *pure epicness melts their faces* You: F--- YEA! MORDENTHRAX IS F-----!!! Stranger: THAT F----- DOESNT KNOW WHATS COMING FOR HIS BITCH ASS You: *As you celebrate his imminent demise a great blot forms in the sky. MORDENTHRAX, the Metal Beast, Player of a thousand solo's and Bane of Groupies, appears in the boiling sky, with his own flaming axe gouting lightning and molten cocaine.* You: *YOU FOOLS DARE CHALLENGE I?!?! THE MOST BITCHIN' OF METAL-DRAGONS!?!?!* You: *LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THESE SICK FLOOO00000OWWWSS!* *Let's forth a riff that sunders mountains and evaporates oceans. The illest of tunage that forces tears from the eyes of Gods* Stranger:I CALL UPON THE GODS OF ROCK TO AID US IN THIS BATTLE!! HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, LED ZEPPELIN, DIO, CLAPTON HEAR MY PLEA FOR THE MOST AWESOME OF AWESOME SOLOS Stranger: *ground opens up, flaming "axe" rises from the schism* You: *YOUR PALTRY SHOWTUNES ARE NO MATCH FOR ! !! WHO HAVE CONSUMED THE HEART OF ROCK AND ROLL AND BREATHED THE BLACKNESS INTO BLACK METAL!!* You: *From the ground he conjures a quartet of Rockbeasts, armed with backup instruments. Together they form an accompaniment to his fiendish thrashing* You: DON'T WORRY, BRAH! I KNOW SOME TRICKS MYSELF! *With my axe l call forth our own quartet of ghostly musicians, those who gave their souls of Rock, and they do battle against the Rockbeasts. Thunder and Hail are thrown too and fro as the two groups wage conflict beneath us* Stranger: HE IS TOO POWERFUL FOR ONE SOLO ALONE, WE MUST UNITE OUR EPIC SOLOES TO DEFEAT HIM You: THEN LET WHAT WE DO TODAY- *summons a fork of lightning forth from my Axe as I wham out a quick break* -ECHO FOREVER THROUGH HISTORY!!! Stranger: FOR VALHALLA *summon a gout of flame from my axe* You: *Our flame and lightning intertwine and strike Mordenthrax full in his steel breastbone. He is singed, but angry now!* *YOU ARE FLIES!! BITING AT THE FLESH OF A MORTAL GO-0OODDD!!!!* You: *He plays a single bar that rips a cleft of raw earth from the ground, forming a protective barrier in front of himself* Stranger: WE MUST STRIKE DOWN THE BARRIER BEFORE WE CAN SLAY THE BEAST You: TOO F-----' EASY!! *With a few chords I create a mock-dragon; a skeletal shape of crackling indigo plasma* HE'S GOT FORM, NOW GIVE HIM LIFE!!! Stranger: BROTHERS OF ROCK, I CALL YOU TO ROCK ONCE MORE *use a sick riff to summon the souls of rockers past to inhabit the steel beast* You: NOW GO FORTH AND DIEEEE!!!! *The screaming beast roars a challenge and hurtles headlong into the earthen wall; shattering it to pieces before flying into the startled face of Mordenthrax and engaging in bloody claw-to-claw combat!!* Stranger: QUICK!!!WHILE HES DISTRACTED, STRIKE HIM DOWN!!! Stranger: *begin shredding furiously, a non-stop stream of flame erupting from my axe You: *My lightning accompanies your fires, and an otherworldly symphony of sound erupts from the earth and heavens as the twin dragons make war against the most epic of soundtracks!!* Stranger: *all the forces merge into a cluster f--- of destruction and music, creating a second big bang* You: *As the pure awesome-ness of the scene merges all existence into a singularity Mordenthrax bellows a final challenge to us* "MORTAL PRETENDERS!!! YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEeee...* You: *And as the chaos erupts around us I light a c-------- and flip on my shades before blinking out of reality* THAT CALLS FOR AN ENCO- Stranger: -RE!!! YOU SAID IT BRAH, LETS GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT You: *Blinks back into existence, face smeared with cocaine* COME HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S RO- 000000CK!!! You: SHΑΝΑΝΑΝΑΝΑΝΑΝΑΝΑ DOO00OM RIDAAAAAHНННННН!!! Stranger: *scene fades to black as we play* You: Wicked, brah. Most fun I've had on this s------- website for a minute. You: You wouldn't be a fa/tg/uy, would you? Stranger: im not entirely sure what that means You: Then it's fair to assume you're not. You: At any rate. That was cool. I'll save this convo and re-read it in good health. Keep rockin' brah. You have disconnected.

yomegle Crusade! The omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You both like roleplaying. You: THE DRAGON MORDENTHRAX IS PILLAGING THE COUNTRYSIDE FOR BITCHES AND BLOW! ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STOP HIM?!?! Stranger: HELL YEAH!!! You: F------ SWEET! LET'S DO THIS! *Jumps in the saddle of a mechanical horse and plays a sweet guitar riff* You: BOW-NANANA-BOWWOWWOW!! Stranger: S---, FORGOT MY BATTLE AXE You: WHAT THE EFF, BRAH!? You: WHATEVER! I GOTS A SPARE!!! You: *Tosses you a spare 'axe', complete with quicksilver strings and frets of threats* You: ARE YOU READY ROCK?!?!?! Stranger:I WAS BORN READY Stranger: LETS F--- HIS DRAGON S--- UP You: WORD TO YA MUTHA!! *Revs engine of iron horse and rides off, splitting the air with an epic solo that makes the earth scream* Stranger: TO BATTLE *jumps on mechanical donkey, clops along after you) You: HERE BRAH!! *tosses you a leather beltpouch brim-full of fine white powder." You: IT'LL KEEP YA ROCKIN' ALL NIGHT! AND WE'LL NEED TO IF WE'RE GONNA STEAL THAT DRAGON'S BLOW!!! Stranger: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME*snorts handful of powder, can taste colors* You: WOOOO!!! THAT'S THE S--- I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! *The sky opens and a dozen shrieking Thrashdemons pour from the heavens, playing a sick harmony of diabolical epic-ness. They descend upon us in mosh-like fervour* You: S--- DUDE! TIME TO SHOW ME YOUR СНOPS! Stranger: ITS GO TIME*shreds an epic solo that would make Dio himself weep* Stranger: *pure epicness melts their faces* You: F--- YEA! MORDENTHRAX IS F-----!!! Stranger: THAT F----- DOESNT KNOW WHATS COMING FOR HIS BITCH ASS You: *As you celebrate his imminent demise a great blot forms in the sky. MORDENTHRAX, the Metal Beast, Player of a thousand solo's and Bane of Groupies, appears in the boiling sky, with his own flaming axe gouting lightning and molten cocaine.* You: *YOU FOOLS DARE CHALLENGE I?!?! THE MOST BITCHIN' OF METAL-DRAGONS!?!?!* You: *LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THESE SICK FLOOO00000OWWWSS!* *Let's forth a riff that sunders mountains and evaporates oceans. The illest of tunage that forces tears from the eyes of Gods* Stranger:I CALL UPON THE GODS OF ROCK TO AID US IN THIS BATTLE!! HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, LED ZEPPELIN, DIO, CLAPTON HEAR MY PLEA FOR THE MOST AWESOME OF AWESOME SOLOS Stranger: *ground opens up, flaming "axe" rises from the schism* You: *YOUR PALTRY SHOWTUNES ARE NO MATCH FOR ! !! WHO HAVE CONSUMED THE HEART OF ROCK AND ROLL AND BREATHED THE BLACKNESS INTO BLACK METAL!!* You: *From the ground he conjures a quartet of Rockbeasts, armed with backup instruments. Together they form an accompaniment to his fiendish thrashing* You: DON'T WORRY, BRAH! I KNOW SOME TRICKS MYSELF! *With my axe l call forth our own quartet of ghostly musicians, those who gave their souls of Rock, and they do battle against the Rockbeasts. Thunder and Hail are thrown too and fro as the two groups wage conflict beneath us* Stranger: HE IS TOO POWERFUL FOR ONE SOLO ALONE, WE MUST UNITE OUR EPIC SOLOES TO DEFEAT HIM You: THEN LET WHAT WE DO TODAY- *summons a fork of lightning forth from my Axe as I wham out a quick break* -ECHO FOREVER THROUGH HISTORY!!! Stranger: FOR VALHALLA *summon a gout of flame from my axe* You: *Our flame and lightning intertwine and strike Mordenthrax full in his steel breastbone. He is singed, but angry now!* *YOU ARE FLIES!! BITING AT THE FLESH OF A MORTAL GO-0OODDD!!!!* You: *He plays a single bar that rips a cleft of raw earth from the ground, forming a protective barrier in front of himself* Stranger: WE MUST STRIKE DOWN THE BARRIER BEFORE WE CAN SLAY THE BEAST You: TOO F-----' EASY!! *With a few chords I create a mock-dragon; a skeletal shape of crackling indigo plasma* HE'S GOT FORM, NOW GIVE HIM LIFE!!! Stranger: BROTHERS OF ROCK, I CALL YOU TO ROCK ONCE MORE *use a sick riff to summon the souls of rockers past to inhabit the steel beast* You: NOW GO FORTH AND DIEEEE!!!! *The screaming beast roars a challenge and hurtles headlong into the earthen wall; shattering it to pieces before flying into the startled face of Mordenthrax and engaging in bloody claw-to-claw combat!!* Stranger: QUICK!!!WHILE HES DISTRACTED, STRIKE HIM DOWN!!! Stranger: *begin shredding furiously, a non-stop stream of flame erupting from my axe You: *My lightning accompanies your fires, and an otherworldly symphony of sound erupts from the earth and heavens as the twin dragons make war against the most epic of soundtracks!!* Stranger: *all the forces merge into a cluster f--- of destruction and music, creating a second big bang* You: *As the pure awesome-ness of the scene merges all existence into a singularity Mordenthrax bellows a final challenge to us* "MORTAL PRETENDERS!!! YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEeee...* You: *And as the chaos erupts around us I light a c-------- and flip on my shades before blinking out of reality* THAT CALLS FOR AN ENCO- Stranger: -RE!!! YOU SAID IT BRAH, LETS GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT You: *Blinks back into existence, face smeared with cocaine* COME HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S RO- 000000CK!!! You: SHΑΝΑΝΑΝΑΝΑΝΑΝΑΝΑ DOO00OM RIDAAAAAHНННННН!!! Stranger: *scene fades to black as we play* You: Wicked, brah. Most fun I've had on this s------- website for a minute. You: You wouldn't be a fa/tg/uy, would you? Stranger: im not entirely sure what that means You: Then it's fair to assume you're not. You: At any rate. That was cool. I'll save this convo and re-read it in good health. Keep rockin' brah. You have disconnected.

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The Omegle Crusades: Brogan Returns

yomegle Crusade! The omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both Ilke Roleplaying. Stranger: (I am Peyton, I have long brown hair, green eyes, I am skinny but kinda Busty, I am in legging and a baggy sweatshirt. With makeup on. (Role idea): We are bestfriends, but then something changed it all. About two years later you come to my apartment and want to talk to me..(take it from there if you wanna do this one. Give brief description) (PS: This can get sexual but doesnt have to) You: reading You: Sexual is fine, btw. I'm open. Stranger: Alright(: You: (Goes by the nickname B. Very tall, extremely muscular and fit. Has long blonde hair and cold blue eyes.) I look down at the shorter woman standing in the open doorway. "Hello" I greeted her. Stranger: "What are you doing here?". I asked a's I opened the door You: "I have something important to tell you" I said, taking a step forward. Stranger:I looked nervous,"Alright come in) You:I shut the door behind me. "They're coming for me; we're running out of time." Stranger: "who's coming for you?" You: "Orcs." I replied as a thunderous rampage sounded outside. The flimsy door was already giving way to their banging. I ripped off my clothes revealing my loincloth and boots, and readied my trusty greatsword. "READY YOURSELF, FRIEND. FOR TODAY, BROGAN FIGHTS FOR THE BOTH OF US." Stranger: "That's why they make locks on doors" she showed sarcasicly a's she locked her dooer You: The orcs broke through the flimsy lock, and began pouring into the room, roughly grabbing at Peyton, their breath rancid like rotted meat, filth slung onto their armor and weapons. I stabbed one roughly through the eye, releasing its grip from the girl. "I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU, FOOL." Your conversational partner has disconnected. omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel You and the stranger both Ilike roleplaying. Stranger: [Eve. 19. Brunette, green eyes, curvy, 34C, firm ass, naval pierced and a heart tattoo at the small of my back.] My father has sent me to you to take care of far too many times. It's come to a point that I thought I have two father. You're my father's oldest and closest friend. You recently got out of your short term marriage with a younger female. My father once again has sent me to your place after he decided that he needed to go overseas for a week. I arrive at your doorstep in a pair of white shorts and blue tank top. I knock on your door as I set my bag on the floor. [Please be descriptive, we're very close, short description of yourself, if you'd like, you could be a little dominant and please continue. Also, sorry if you can't see me typing.] You: reading You: (Goes by the nickname B, very tall, ridiculously well built, blonde hair down to shoulders. Currently wearing a tight white t- shirt and blue jeans.) You: "Back already? Come inside." I say to the young girl standing in my doorway. Stranger:I smile, "Sorry my dad didn't stop to say hi. He claimed that he's late." I shake my head, bringing my bag inside. "How are you? It's been ages since I last saw you." You: "Fine." I say, leading her to the kitchen. I point to a few maps. "take a look at this" I say. Stranger:I lean forward, squinting my eyes. "You know, I'm never good at geography. What is that?" | ask. You: "That's my house. Where the orcs will attack." I say, and rip off my clothes, revealing my loincloth and boots as green skinned monsters pour inside. I ready a claymore in one hand, an axe in the other. "BUT FEAR NOT, BROGAN SHALL FIGHT BESIDE YOU TODAY." You: With a mighty swing, a dire fly that one was riding was cleaved in twain. "DON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE, CUR." Your conversational partner has disconnected. omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both lke roleplaying, and Rp. Stranger: I Am your company's biggest threat your mission was to take me and bring me back to your company . You have been looking for me all over the place and are about to go home after a long day when you see me walking down a dark ally (my names is Scarlett Antoinette, F19 21 in the roleplay, I have long wavy blonde hair and crystal blue eyes with bright blood red lips my most recognizable trait. I'm wearing a black jumpsuit a gun in my waistband, very sexually tense relationship but no actual activity until later) You: reading You: Tall, extremely heavily built man with shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes. Wears a tight white tee shirt and blue jeans, carries a duffel bag. Stranger: Continue please Oh and first and last name ? You: Goes by the nickname "B". Can't use real names in corporate espionage, you know? Stranger: I understand You: "You! Get back here, I just want to talk!" I yelled in a deep voice, spotting the woman I was after. Stranger:I smirk and turn around "Why hello Mr.B" You: "There is no time. We must leave soon." I said, approaching closer. Stranger: "Ah-ah you do realize your Hunting me" | raise an eyebrow You: "No. Not hunting you; we're bait." I said, ripping off my clothes and revealing a loincloth and boots. I gripped the greatsword from my bag, as a horde of bloodthirsty orcs streamed in from both sides of the alley. "BRACE YOURSELF WENCH. FOR TODAY, ONLY THROUGH BROGAN SHALL YOU LIVE." I shouted, and punched an Orc so hard it entered its abdomen. Entrails streamed out behind it. "NO GUTS, NO GLORY, CUR." Your conversational partner has disconnected.

yomegle Crusade! The omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both Ilke Roleplaying. Stranger: (I am Peyton, I have long brown hair, green eyes, I am skinny but kinda Busty, I am in legging and a baggy sweatshirt. With makeup on. (Role idea): We are bestfriends, but then something changed it all. About two years later you come to my apartment and want to talk to me..(take it from there if you wanna do this one. Give brief description) (PS: This can get sexual but doesnt have to) You: reading You: Sexual is fine, btw. I'm open. Stranger: Alright(: You: (Goes by the nickname B. Very tall, extremely muscular and fit. Has long blonde hair and cold blue eyes.) I look down at the shorter woman standing in the open doorway. "Hello" I greeted her. Stranger: "What are you doing here?". I asked a's I opened the door You: "I have something important to tell you" I said, taking a step forward. Stranger:I looked nervous,"Alright come in) You:I shut the door behind me. "They're coming for me; we're running out of time." Stranger: "who's coming for you?" You: "Orcs." I replied as a thunderous rampage sounded outside. The flimsy door was already giving way to their banging. I ripped off my clothes revealing my loincloth and boots, and readied my trusty greatsword. "READY YOURSELF, FRIEND. FOR TODAY, BROGAN FIGHTS FOR THE BOTH OF US." Stranger: "That's why they make locks on doors" she showed sarcasicly a's she locked her dooer You: The orcs broke through the flimsy lock, and began pouring into the room, roughly grabbing at Peyton, their breath rancid like rotted meat, filth slung onto their armor and weapons. I stabbed one roughly through the eye, releasing its grip from the girl. "I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU, FOOL." Your conversational partner has disconnected. omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel You and the stranger both Ilike roleplaying. Stranger: [Eve. 19. Brunette, green eyes, curvy, 34C, firm ass, naval pierced and a heart tattoo at the small of my back.] My father has sent me to you to take care of far too many times. It's come to a point that I thought I have two father. You're my father's oldest and closest friend. You recently got out of your short term marriage with a younger female. My father once again has sent me to your place after he decided that he needed to go overseas for a week. I arrive at your doorstep in a pair of white shorts and blue tank top. I knock on your door as I set my bag on the floor. [Please be descriptive, we're very close, short description of yourself, if you'd like, you could be a little dominant and please continue. Also, sorry if you can't see me typing.] You: reading You: (Goes by the nickname B, very tall, ridiculously well built, blonde hair down to shoulders. Currently wearing a tight white t- shirt and blue jeans.) You: "Back already? Come inside." I say to the young girl standing in my doorway. Stranger:I smile, "Sorry my dad didn't stop to say hi. He claimed that he's late." I shake my head, bringing my bag inside. "How are you? It's been ages since I last saw you." You: "Fine." I say, leading her to the kitchen. I point to a few maps. "take a look at this" I say. Stranger:I lean forward, squinting my eyes. "You know, I'm never good at geography. What is that?" | ask. You: "That's my house. Where the orcs will attack." I say, and rip off my clothes, revealing my loincloth and boots as green skinned monsters pour inside. I ready a claymore in one hand, an axe in the other. "BUT FEAR NOT, BROGAN SHALL FIGHT BESIDE YOU TODAY." You: With a mighty swing, a dire fly that one was riding was cleaved in twain. "DON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE, CUR." Your conversational partner has disconnected. omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both lke roleplaying, and Rp. Stranger: I Am your company's biggest threat your mission was to take me and bring me back to your company . You have been looking for me all over the place and are about to go home after a long day when you see me walking down a dark ally (my names is Scarlett Antoinette, F19 21 in the roleplay, I have long wavy blonde hair and crystal blue eyes with bright blood red lips my most recognizable trait. I'm wearing a black jumpsuit a gun in my waistband, very sexually tense relationship but no actual activity until later) You: reading You: Tall, extremely heavily built man with shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes. Wears a tight white tee shirt and blue jeans, carries a duffel bag. Stranger: Continue please Oh and first and last name ? You: Goes by the nickname "B". Can't use real names in corporate espionage, you know? Stranger: I understand You: "You! Get back here, I just want to talk!" I yelled in a deep voice, spotting the woman I was after. Stranger:I smirk and turn around "Why hello Mr.B" You: "There is no time. We must leave soon." I said, approaching closer. Stranger: "Ah-ah you do realize your Hunting me" | raise an eyebrow You: "No. Not hunting you; we're bait." I said, ripping off my clothes and revealing a loincloth and boots. I gripped the greatsword from my bag, as a horde of bloodthirsty orcs streamed in from both sides of the alley. "BRACE YOURSELF WENCH. FOR TODAY, ONLY THROUGH BROGAN SHALL YOU LIVE." I shouted, and punched an Orc so hard it entered its abdomen. Entrails streamed out behind it. "NO GUTS, NO GLORY, CUR." Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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The Omegle Crusades: Actually Role Playing as a Doctor

yomegle Crusade The Somegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both like Roleplaying. Stranger: I'm patient your doctor Stranger: (Note: patient is a slut) You: You there! you, with the blood everywhere! I hope you don't expect me to clean that up. Now what's wrong with you- as if I don't have enough problems to deal with! Stranger:I was on my way home from work when I got into a minor car crash and I think I have a concussion You: Well godammit, don't just stand there! Get on the bloody table! Stranger: Ok * bites lip You: Where does it flipping hurt? Stranger: My head You: Then you should have bally-well worn a helmet, shouldn't you? Hold this icepack to your addlebrained noggin while I fetch some bandages. You: This is going to sting more than it strictly speaking needs to. Stranger: Ok * quickly unbuttons exposing cleavage You: There, bandages in hand. Now for some disinfectant- not that that'll help much, with you in that state. Did you get run over into some garbage cans? But I digress. Stranger: No I was cut off by some douchebag and swirled right into a field You: Probably serves you right! Now I'm going to shine a very bright light into your eyes, just for the hell of it. Maybe it will help me decide whether or not you need invasive surgery. You: How do you feel? You:I can see your bloody retinas like this. Stranger: Better with such a handsome man around You:I hope you don't mean Old Bill the f------ doctor's skeleton, because I don't treat mental illness in this clinic, you loony. You: Now the other eye. Stranger: I'm talking about you silly! Stranger: Doctor something else hurts You: What is it this time? Stranger: My right breast Stranger: Can you please check it out You:I recommend immediate amputation. You: But l'll take a look just to be sure. You: Hmmm. You: Yep, amputation. Stranger: AHHHHHH DOCTOR You: Ha ha, just kidding, it's probably breast cancer. Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING You: When was your last mammogram? Stranger: Idk 2-4 years ago You: Cancer for sure. Stranger: Can you also check for vaginal cancer? Stranger: Please You: You don't get cancer in your f------ vagina, you get it in your c-----. What you're feeling in your dank folds is probably some horrible, horrible venereal disease. Like syphilis. I recommend an oinment. You: Or an ointment, if you prefer to spell properly. Stranger: How about I check your penis to make sure everything's correct down their? Stranger: What do ya say Stranger: Babe You: Are you a f------ urinologist? Because I strongly suspect your are not in fact a urinologist. So no. Stranger: I've had lots of experience with penises though Stranger: If you know what I mean You: Miss, I'm sure you have. I did mention the venereal disease, yes? Stranger: Yes Stranger: How about I give you a quickie and then we can just go on with our lives You: I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover that, miss. Stranger: Is it possible that we can make an exception? You: And risk bloody malpractice? Not for your manky hole, no. I DID mention the venereal disease, yes? Stranger: Gets up and stomps out of the room Stranger: Trips and falls down the stairs and breaks her neck Stranger: END SCENE You: Get back in here you horrible trollop, I can hear your bones breaking! You have disconnected.

yomegle Crusade The Somegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both like Roleplaying. Stranger: I'm patient your doctor Stranger: (Note: patient is a slut) You: You there! you, with the blood everywhere! I hope you don't expect me to clean that up. Now what's wrong with you- as if I don't have enough problems to deal with! Stranger:I was on my way home from work when I got into a minor car crash and I think I have a concussion You: Well godammit, don't just stand there! Get on the bloody table! Stranger: Ok * bites lip You: Where does it flipping hurt? Stranger: My head You: Then you should have bally-well worn a helmet, shouldn't you? Hold this icepack to your addlebrained noggin while I fetch some bandages. You: This is going to sting more than it strictly speaking needs to. Stranger: Ok * quickly unbuttons exposing cleavage You: There, bandages in hand. Now for some disinfectant- not that that'll help much, with you in that state. Did you get run over into some garbage cans? But I digress. Stranger: No I was cut off by some douchebag and swirled right into a field You: Probably serves you right! Now I'm going to shine a very bright light into your eyes, just for the hell of it. Maybe it will help me decide whether or not you need invasive surgery. You: How do you feel? You:I can see your bloody retinas like this. Stranger: Better with such a handsome man around You:I hope you don't mean Old Bill the f------ doctor's skeleton, because I don't treat mental illness in this clinic, you loony. You: Now the other eye. Stranger: I'm talking about you silly! Stranger: Doctor something else hurts You: What is it this time? Stranger: My right breast Stranger: Can you please check it out You:I recommend immediate amputation. You: But l'll take a look just to be sure. You: Hmmm. You: Yep, amputation. Stranger: AHHHHHH DOCTOR You: Ha ha, just kidding, it's probably breast cancer. Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING You: When was your last mammogram? Stranger: Idk 2-4 years ago You: Cancer for sure. Stranger: Can you also check for vaginal cancer? Stranger: Please You: You don't get cancer in your f------ vagina, you get it in your c-----. What you're feeling in your dank folds is probably some horrible, horrible venereal disease. Like syphilis. I recommend an oinment. You: Or an ointment, if you prefer to spell properly. Stranger: How about I check your penis to make sure everything's correct down their? Stranger: What do ya say Stranger: Babe You: Are you a f------ urinologist? Because I strongly suspect your are not in fact a urinologist. So no. Stranger: I've had lots of experience with penises though Stranger: If you know what I mean You: Miss, I'm sure you have. I did mention the venereal disease, yes? Stranger: Yes Stranger: How about I give you a quickie and then we can just go on with our lives You: I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover that, miss. Stranger: Is it possible that we can make an exception? You: And risk bloody malpractice? Not for your manky hole, no. I DID mention the venereal disease, yes? Stranger: Gets up and stomps out of the room Stranger: Trips and falls down the stairs and breaks her neck Stranger: END SCENE You: Get back in here you horrible trollop, I can hear your bones breaking! You have disconnected.

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part 2

O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:22:38 No.77288806 if O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:23:12 No.77288817 KYMfag here, uploading now O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:24:33 No.77288841 >>77288884 >>77286874 (You) Stop gangstalking OP O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:25:28 No.77288860 all ready, can go now U Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:26:36 No.77288884 ► >>77288841 No. (((We))) are going to continue stalking OP and there's nothing you can do about it. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:27:33 No.77288898 Pick up the phone. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:28:11 No.77288913 ► >77288919 File: 1592153595213.jpg (152 KB, 1600x899) What is going on in this thread? O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:28:45 No.77288919 >>77288913 That's for ((((((us))))))))) only O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:30:01 No.77288946 File: Screenshot 57.png (159 KB, 409x447) >>77288987 best thread on /tg/ ngl O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:32:42 No.77288987 >>77288946 lol based

O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:22:38 No.77288806 if O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:23:12 No.77288817 KYMfag here, uploading now O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:24:33 No.77288841 >>77288884 >>77286874 (You) Stop gangstalking OP O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:25:28 No.77288860 all ready, can go now U Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:26:36 No.77288884 ► >>77288841 No. (((We))) are going to continue stalking OP and there's nothing you can do about it. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:27:33 No.77288898 Pick up the phone. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:28:11 No.77288913 ► >77288919 File: 1592153595213.jpg (152 KB, 1600x899) What is going on in this thread? O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:28:45 No.77288919 >>77288913 That's for ((((((us))))))))) only O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:30:01 No.77288946 File: Screenshot 57.png (159 KB, 409x447) >>77288987 best thread on /tg/ ngl O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:32:42 No.77288987 >>77288946 lol based

schizo anon gets played

O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:22:51 No.77286852 >>77286874 >>77286915 >>77286978 >>77287540 >»77287578 >>77287590 >>77287713 >7288192 >>77288224 >77288304 >>77288433 >>77288438 >>77288477 >>77288727 >77288754 I genuinely believe the entire /tg/ moderation and janny teams -possibly even going beyond that and including /tg/-related YouTubers like Luetin and neckbreadia, as well as the admins over at 1d4chan- are gangstalking me and camping out in tents in the desert behind my house. They watch me at night through my windows and call my cell phone when they see me browsing /tg/. When the time is right and the temperatures warm up I will be forced to start a fire at the bottom of the ridge atop which their tents reside and burn their existence away. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:24:29 No.77286874 >77287632 >77288205 >>77286852 (OP) >implying you are important enough to be stalked by anybody O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:25:22 No.77286B86 K. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:27:09 No.77286915 >>77286852 (OP) >Posting on ig and letting them know you're onto them ngmi, anon. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:29:51 No.77286966 we have intercepted **6355-598722> O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:30:57 No.77286978 >>77286852 (OP) good luck, schzo anon O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:05:28 No.77287540 >>77286852 (OP) s gangstalking what they call it now? It just used to be a unit limit of four party members at a time. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:07:43 No.77287578 >>77286852 (OP) on poor schizo anon, try and get some help, and buy a baseball bat, it's good for if they try and break but a gun is too dangerous for someone as crazy as you to have without being a danger to yourself. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:08:24 No.77287590 >>77286852 (OP) Based schizo. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:11:28 No.77287632 >>77286874 (You) Paranola is a wonderful sensation. It means you think you matter. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:16:21 No.77287713 >>77286852 (OP) IMA TARGETED INDIVIDUAL O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:44:45 No.77288135 >77288512 pick up the phone O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:47:57 No.77288181 Is this the mythical frogposting I've heard of? O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:48:42 No.77288192 >>77286852 (OP) I've been trying to tell you this through the blinking lights for a long time now. PAY ATTENTION. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:49:49 No.77288205 >77288375 >>77286874 (You) You proved OP's point, f-----. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:51:05 No.77288224 >>77286852 (OP) Just remember tne CIA N------ glow in the dark, you can see em if you're driving You just run them over. F------ CIA n------ O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:55:47 No.77288304 >>77286852 (OP) I see wnat you do every night. You should be ashamed, or at least invest in better blinds. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:59:25 No.77288375 >>77288205 SPointing out that nobody would waste resources or manpower on harassing some random schmuck proves that ((THEY)) are really after him O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:59:29 No.77288376 >77288512 pick up the phone O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:01:57 No.77288433 >>77286852 (OP) Make us whole. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:02:15 No.77288438 File: 42f0c31228977ee909148d659(..ipg (14 KB, 440x330) >>77286852 (OP) So far you have listed less than half of the people gangstalking you. Try to find the others before they decide to act. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:03:16 No.77288458 >>77288512 pick up the phone. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:04:24 No.77288477 >77286852 (OP) The thunder-song distorts you. You want this to be true. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:04:55 No.77288486 >77288512 pick up the phone O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:06:47 No.77288512 >77288537 >>77288710 >77288732 >>77288135 77288376 >>77288458 >>7728848s YOU WILL BLEED TO DEATH O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:08:29 No.77288553 Got a picture of these tents? O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:12:51 No.77288637 >77288787 >>77288512 prCk Up the p O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:16:43 No.77288710 >>77288512 PIck up the phone O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:17:51 No.77288727 >77288753 >>77286852 (OP Take your meds. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:18:10 No.77288732 >>77288512 PICK. Up. The. Phone. We can see you, you know. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:19:38 No.77288753 >>77288727 don't do this OP, they told me the same O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:19:38 No.77288754 >>77286852 (OPy holy tuck, this is gold O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:21:35 No.77288787 >>77288637 TRNOW THE SUNRISE LIGHT IN YOUR DREAMS IS MADE OF HUMAN FLESH FAGGOTT QUIT TRIYNG TO TROLL COCKSUCKER

O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:22:51 No.77286852 >>77286874 >>77286915 >>77286978 >>77287540 >»77287578 >>77287590 >>77287713 >7288192 >>77288224 >77288304 >>77288433 >>77288438 >>77288477 >>77288727 >77288754 I genuinely believe the entire /tg/ moderation and janny teams -possibly even going beyond that and including /tg/-related YouTubers like Luetin and neckbreadia, as well as the admins over at 1d4chan- are gangstalking me and camping out in tents in the desert behind my house. They watch me at night through my windows and call my cell phone when they see me browsing /tg/. When the time is right and the temperatures warm up I will be forced to start a fire at the bottom of the ridge atop which their tents reside and burn their existence away. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:24:29 No.77286874 >77287632 >77288205 >>77286852 (OP) >implying you are important enough to be stalked by anybody O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:25:22 No.77286B86 K. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:27:09 No.77286915 >>77286852 (OP) >Posting on ig and letting them know you're onto them ngmi, anon. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:29:51 No.77286966 we have intercepted **6355-598722> O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)11:30:57 No.77286978 >>77286852 (OP) good luck, schzo anon O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:05:28 No.77287540 >>77286852 (OP) s gangstalking what they call it now? It just used to be a unit limit of four party members at a time. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:07:43 No.77287578 >>77286852 (OP) on poor schizo anon, try and get some help, and buy a baseball bat, it's good for if they try and break but a gun is too dangerous for someone as crazy as you to have without being a danger to yourself. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:08:24 No.77287590 >>77286852 (OP) Based schizo. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:11:28 No.77287632 >>77286874 (You) Paranola is a wonderful sensation. It means you think you matter. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:16:21 No.77287713 >>77286852 (OP) IMA TARGETED INDIVIDUAL O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:44:45 No.77288135 >77288512 pick up the phone O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:47:57 No.77288181 Is this the mythical frogposting I've heard of? O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:48:42 No.77288192 >>77286852 (OP) I've been trying to tell you this through the blinking lights for a long time now. PAY ATTENTION. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:49:49 No.77288205 >77288375 >>77286874 (You) You proved OP's point, f-----. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:51:05 No.77288224 >>77286852 (OP) Just remember tne CIA N------ glow in the dark, you can see em if you're driving You just run them over. F------ CIA n------ O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:55:47 No.77288304 >>77286852 (OP) I see wnat you do every night. You should be ashamed, or at least invest in better blinds. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:59:25 No.77288375 >>77288205 SPointing out that nobody would waste resources or manpower on harassing some random schmuck proves that ((THEY)) are really after him O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)12:59:29 No.77288376 >77288512 pick up the phone O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:01:57 No.77288433 >>77286852 (OP) Make us whole. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:02:15 No.77288438 File: 42f0c31228977ee909148d659(..ipg (14 KB, 440x330) >>77286852 (OP) So far you have listed less than half of the people gangstalking you. Try to find the others before they decide to act. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:03:16 No.77288458 >>77288512 pick up the phone. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:04:24 No.77288477 >77286852 (OP) The thunder-song distorts you. You want this to be true. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:04:55 No.77288486 >77288512 pick up the phone O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:06:47 No.77288512 >77288537 >>77288710 >77288732 >>77288135 77288376 >>77288458 >>7728848s YOU WILL BLEED TO DEATH O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:08:29 No.77288553 Got a picture of these tents? O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:12:51 No.77288637 >77288787 >>77288512 prCk Up the p O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:16:43 No.77288710 >>77288512 PIck up the phone O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:17:51 No.77288727 >77288753 >>77286852 (OP Take your meds. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:18:10 No.77288732 >>77288512 PICK. Up. The. Phone. We can see you, you know. O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:19:38 No.77288753 >>77288727 don't do this OP, they told me the same O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:19:38 No.77288754 >>77286852 (OPy holy tuck, this is gold O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)13:21:35 No.77288787 >>77288637 TRNOW THE SUNRISE LIGHT IN YOUR DREAMS IS MADE OF HUMAN FLESH FAGGOTT QUIT TRIYNG TO TROLL COCKSUCKER

Cargopunk

File: GiantPhotoContainerCargo copy.jpg (219 KB, 1008x797) O Cargopunk, I guess Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:16:27 No.77247426 E >77247986 >>77248129 >>77248178 >>77248774 >>77248957 >>77249776 >>77250388 >>7725(0472 >Millions die after a cargo spaceship drops a few million containers onto our planet by accident >A good portion of the world's surface is covered by containers and strewn about with the alien equivalent of Amazon-tier crap >Ship was a drone and covered by insurance. Aliens won't bat an eye at this loss. Earth was not even in any star maps so this disaster goes unnoticed >How does humanity cope with the disaster? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:21:52 No.77247513 ► >77248606 Covering "a good portion" of the Earth's surface would f--- up much of both wild ecosystems and our farming (directly and by all the dust kicked up), so the final death toll won't be ion the millions, but many billions as starvation kicks in. This then makes most societies collapse, in turn ensuring that science won't start making a bunch of new discoveries thanks to getting their hands on massive amounts of actual alien technology from a culture unbelievably more advanced than ours. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:53:45 No.77247986 >>77248606 >>77247426 (OP) See Somalia, multiply by the whole world. mad max hellscapes of containers. everything from generic wallgreens b------- to world-ending weapons scattered in anywhere and everywhere at random. i like this idea anon, keep it going O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:04:23 No.77248129 >>77248606 >>77248666 >>77250652 >>77252896 >>77247426 (OP) >few million containers would not cover even close to a good portion to the earth's surface Average container is 50 ft x 10 ft, so 500 sq ft Earth's surface area would be 36040000 sq mi or 5.2972e+18 sg ft, or 5297200000000000000 sq ft. To cover half the earth's land surface with neatly stacked boxes would require 5.2972e+15 boxes or 5 quadrillion cargo boxes, even more if they are irregularly stacked O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:08:55 No.77248178 >>77248606 >> >>77247426 (OP) how hard it is to open the container ? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:39:00 No.77248606 ► >> >>77247513 >>77247986 The idea is that mankind is forced to switch to scavenging cargo at random, hoping they can find food/things they can use or just use them for shelter. The idea is Mad max except instead of cars, the focus is figuring out alien gadgets and thingamabobs, some of which might prove incredibly beneficial, while others may kill you. Think opening a container to find what amounts to power armor, while another may contain just pure radioactive material which the aliens would be immune to. Not to mention the fact that some motifs on cargos or certain cargos with specific signs which would be more beneficial or harmful would result in the rise of cargo cults. >>77248129 Then it's quadrillion's. Alien Amazon needs to account for the entire Universe after all. >>77248178 Most containers were busted uring the fall from orbit so survivors should be able to enter from cracks or through the busted doors. Other containers, made from sturdier materials, may require tools found from other containers to breach. So medium hard, with a few exceptions O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:42:56 No.77248666 ► File: beeple.jpg (200 KB, 768x960) >>77248129 Sure, if they're standard cans. Though Fermi estimates (you friend and mine) say that even if you multiply the dimensions by 100, you still don't chip into the 10^15 value significantly. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:45:40 No.77248706 ► >>77248955 File: carrier_by_martydesign-d8d6ikd.jpg (485 KB, 1920x1075) The obvious references are Roadside Picnic / Stalker and maybe Borderlands. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:50:20 No.77248774 >>77248946 >>77248955 >>77249010 >>77247426 (OP) >millions die >a good portion of the world's surface Not sure how this scale matches up. If they're dropped from high enough orbit to become a bunch of impacts/dust cloud generation no one is going to be salvaging s--- from the containers. If they're just gently dropped, its hard to do as an accident. I'd swing it to be a mistaken drop off, like an empire amazon ordered a continent full of stuff, or a grey goo replicator that just makes a bunch of alien nicknacks, it just got sent to the wrong planet, set up half way, the technicians realized someone f----- up their ticket for the day, packed up their s--- and left the material there because its already running and they can't disassemble it back into the ship. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:01 No.77248946 ► >77249010 >>77249153 File: 2JTW1WP.jpg (165 KB, 1163x859) >>77248774 >If they're just gently dropped, its hard to do as an accident. Could be antigrav or some other mechanism that doesn't require the containers to be at orbital velocity. The cargo ship was badly damaged, drifted into the system, decided to try and hit up the local intelligent life for repairs, parked, realized they were while trying to recover. bunch of rock-throwing savages in chemical rockets, dumped their cargo, then crashed into the moon O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:14 No.77248955 >>77249153 >>77248774 >lf they're dropped from high enough orbit to become a bunch of impacts/dust cloud generation no one is going to be salvaging s--- from the container is that because everyone is a given to be dead or out of fear? Won't they consider scavenging if everything else is f----- as a last resort? >>77248706 Borderlands in the sense that humans scramble after fabled continers with awesome s---? Yeah I'm down for that. Roadside Picnic is a given reference but I thought taking it to a scale where the aliens' f----- essentially turns us into pacific islander cargo cult O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:29 No.77248957 > >>77249010 >>77247426 (OP) This needs a really really good random table of bullcrap items to find. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:04:37 No.77249010 >>77249153 >>77250025 File: 1599782036021.png (405 KB, 855x470) >>77248946 When I thought of the idea I imagined it as the cargo ship warping in, messing up navigation so it smashes into the moon. Severly damaged, it dumps the cargo by accident, then remains in orbit around Earth while it tries to repair itself. So going by your suggestion and >>77248774, the containers reach the Erth's surface and cover it, threreby f------ us over in the process without killing everyone at once. >>77248957 Hey I'm game if anyone wants to pitch in O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:11:25 No.77249153 >>77249685 >>77248955 Its because if you drop something that smashes into a planet that hard there isn't anything to salvage. >>77248946 This sort of works, but if its got antgravity of some sort, how does it hurt anyone? Do they just gently set down >>77249010 >dumps the cargo by accident, then remains in orbit around Earth Oh that makes more sense. There could be a whole bunch of them stuck in decaying orbits, some with (semi) functional antigrav to get to the ground, some with less so which cause death and destruction when they fall. Then you can have apocalyptic collapse and stuff to scavenge. bunch of stuff that's heavy enough to crush things but no one gets out of the way or tries to stop them? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:49:33 No.77249685 ► >77249844 File: 1409704784567.jpg (38 KB, 777x563) >>77249153 The problem with space isn't up, it's fast. The up part is trivial. You can use balloon. To stay up, you need to go fast. Very, very fast. So anything that was up (in orbit) and is now no longer up is going to be going fairly fast. When it hits the atmosphere, poof, compression heating and fireballs and debris. But if it wasn't going fast (because the cargo ship had antigravity engines that let it stay up without fast), the cargo can fall down at terminal velocity (slow; fancy parachutists have done it). tl;dr play kerbal space program. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:02:21 No.77249844 >>77250397 >>77250882 >>77249685 Sure, but the ideas at work here are things that are already up, coming down fast. If they come down too fast, there isn't anything to scavenge, nor is there anyone left to do the scavenging. So the background needed semi-plausible sciffi reasons, we're already in fairly soft scifi mode, for there to be a mix of cargo, near by aliens, and millions of deaths. Although I figure you need a few billion to count as a semi apocalyptic event personally. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:16:13 No.77250025 ► >>77250397 >>77249010 Giant space ship visible in orbit. Some cults trying to find a way to strike back at them. Some trying to go there, like some kind of promised land. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:43:14 No.77250388 >>77250652 >>77247426 (OP) >good portion of the world's surface >a few million containers pretty sure you'd need billions and billions O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:43:40 No.77250397 ► >>77249776 Thanks anon, very useful. >>77249844 It would be billions if the containers covered enough arable land, combined with the infrastructure collapsing. I did say I didin't mind reconsidering a few points to make this work in a soft scifi manner. Also the fact that there could still be more containers coming down every now and then would be pretty cool. >>77250025 Baloon cultists? Not bad. you could have those that try to go up to the ship, while others try to shoot them down, each faction with opposing goals O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:49:36 No.77250472 >>77250652 >>77247426 (OP) I think it would be more fun if instead of covering most of the planet it just covered a large chunk of a continent, so that way the focus is on exploring the cargo area like Roadside Picnic. The outer layers get taken out quickly and people find out that alien amazon is pretty f------ lax when it comes to what you can buy. Weapons, ammo, sex robots, vehicles, Mecha... You name it. Eventually a new continent forms from people trying to live in the shipping containers, and what is it called of course? CARGONIA! O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:51:29 No.77250500 ► >>77250652 Since we're talking about dropping things on places I had semi related question. How much destruction would a 200 ft long asteroid cause? I read that it would essentially wipe out a country on impact >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:03:10 No.77250652 File: 1606460472951.jpg (125 KB, 540x540) >>77250388 Math was handled here >>77248129 and I said it could be quadrillions, why the f--- not. This s space Amazon after all. >>77250472 Yeah but the thing is, this is Roadside Picnic but we got reduced into f------ ooga booga Pacific islanders because of it. Cargonia sounds dope as f--- but it could just be a place in the Atlantic where a shitload of them piled up. Like the rest of the ideas though. >>77250500 https://www.space.com/19741-asteroid-2012-da14-earth-impact-effects.html the above presents an estimate for a 150 ft asteroid so you can go by that I guess >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:21:10 No.77250882 >>77250916 >>77253358 >>77254526 File: Rock Falls.png (1.21 MB, 552x1882) >>77249844 Again "fast" is not "fast like a car". https://what-if.xkcd.com/58/ >The ISS moves so quickly that if you fired rifle bullet from one end of a football field, the International Space Station could cross the length of the field before the bullet traveled 10 yards. >Let's imagine what it would look like if you were speed-walking across the Earth's surface at 8 km/s. >To get a better sense of the pace at which you're traveling, let's use the beat of a song to mark the passage of time. Suppose you started playing the 1988 song by The Proclaimers, I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles). That song is about 131.9 beats per minute, so imagine that with every beat of the song, you move forward more than two miles. And compared to the speed thing that aren't in a stable orbit (like, say, something slingshoting around the moon) are going, 8km/s is peanuts. The Apollo astronauts made it up to 11km/s, but they were still in our backyard. Fast is fast. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.77250916 ► >>77250882 For comparison, if you dropped a cargo container from the altitude of the ISS (but not travelling at orbital velocity), it'd hit the ground at somewhere between 50 and 60 m/s. 0.06 km/s, at best. That's still 120 mph, so not something you'd want to be hit by, but it's not going to turn Australia into space Australia. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)16:32:24 No.77252896 ► >77255841 File: Solar-Jetman-Hunt-for-the(...).png (4 KB, 256x240) >>77248129 i cannot imagine any possible reason that you automatically assumed alien cargo containers are the exact same shape and size as human shipping containers. PRENENON ERSTEH IM anyway i'd just say the effects were extremely variable. some containers settle gently to the ground. some of them crash hard. some of them enter at extreme velocities and effectively act like nukes. together with the extreme social disruption caused by inarguable evidence of aliens and everyone fighting over the salvagable bits, it's not hard to imagine a general collapse of civilization. hell, civilization looked like it might collapse last year because a slightly deadlier winter flu showed up. i want to see way less arguing about trying to make the science work and way more random tables of alien artifacts. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)17:02:05 No.77253358 >77255121 >>77250882 Not really sure what you're doing other than talking about a thing you like at this point? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:06:31 No.77254526 ► >>77250882 >Fast is fast. It just doesn't seem like it because as fast as fast can be, SPACE IS BIG. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:39:57 No.77255121 >>77256012 File: What your players think o(.).jpg (561 KB, 2100x1052) >>77253358 If you want to technobabble, it's good to have it sound plausible. Getting back to the game though, what do the PCs do? What's their goal? Who are they? Is this just a modern-ish dungeoncrawl but with d100000 rooms? A fully randomly generated world can feel meaningless. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:24:26 No.77255841 >>77252896 There's also the possibility that on its way in, the alien ship crashed into a bunch of communications satellites, which could further confuse the situation. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:35:22 No.77256012 ► >>77256170 >>77255121 You could craft an adventure out of it, there's no reason it has to be random just because someone mentioned a loot table. Here's some adventure seeds: we need a mcguffin that can provide water for our community but it's in a cults possession; we wanna stop a cult from trying to fire a giant laser at the ship; a weird creature from a container is attacking pure town. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:45:35 No.77256170 > File: 1535425852408.jpg (1.05 MB, 1100x1425) >>77256012 You could craft an adventure out of a cake decorating contest. Doesn't mean it's easy. The question of "what do the PCs do?" goes beyond adventure seeds. You've listed Fallout-type post-apocalyptic quests. Is that the genre? Get bullets, fight rival factions, survive in a world where society has broken down to a certain extent? Or is this a Cyberpunk type game, where you want to sneak loot out from under the noses of more powerful entities? A D&D type game, where you explore, fight, steal, and get embroiled in local politics? Wild West? Traveller-style space exploration? File: aac16ca8-c2d8-4fff-8e63-3(...).jpg (118 KB, 940x540) O Cargopunk II: Cargopocalypse Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:26:03 No.77264164 E ► Original thread >>77247426 → Human civilization collapsed, after a damaged alien Amazon delivery drone dumped billions of containers on Earth, before parking itself in orbit for repairs. The gigantic containers crushed cities and covered giant tracks of farmland, killing millions. Billions followed soon after, as human infrastructure collapsed and starvation set in. Humanity was now forced to turn to the containers and their contents, in a desperate bid to survive. Their contents, however, are not entirely beneficial: filled with everything from foodstuffs to power armor to inscrutable lifeforms, these containers are both a boon and curse to intrepid adventurers. >> O ymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:26:43 No.77264170 File: RTR4DWQC-e1536601671499.jpg (335 KB, 1600x900) THE TONE: Cargopunk's world is a western on the surface, as humans are forced to eke out a living in a world that's been made strange by the presence of the containers. The tone switches to very much similar to D&D inside the containers, as strange biomes have begun to emerge over the years, as their contents have spilled out. A container-based economy has emerged over the years, with entire settlements providing assistance to scavengers, in the hope of emerging with something useful. Cults have emerged all over the world, both revering of and set against the containers and the drone ship. And in distant bunkers, small pockets of civilization try to desperately crack the secrets of communicating with the drone and their senders, hoping to find someone to clean up this mess... THE AESTHETIC: Think Mad Max by way of Somalia inside a Walmart at the end of the world: instead of leather straps and metal buckets, people mostly wear size-appropriate scraps of alien clothing, living off packaged freeze-dried alien food and drinking novelty sodas. Containers have any number of items inside it, from power armor to white-hot radioactive ore, so checking any is a crapshoot. People walk around in alien hair metal band shortsleeves over long sleeves, armed with spears whose tips are made from plasteel soda can slivers, next to weirdos in power armor and laser gun cowboys. If you have to imagine a Cargopunk adventurer, look at Lisa the Painful and think how those guys would dress if they had broken into an Amazon warehouse. THE HANGERS ON: An alien faction that made a living off latching onto and stealing off delivery drones, the Hangers On ended up on Earth by accident. The hangers on have no set look, ranging from Grey like drones to insectoid horrors but are all intelligent and very much would rather be anywhere else than the doomed backwater of Earth. It's a shame so few of them have bothered to learn our language...

File: GiantPhotoContainerCargo copy.jpg (219 KB, 1008x797) O Cargopunk, I guess Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:16:27 No.77247426 E >77247986 >>77248129 >>77248178 >>77248774 >>77248957 >>77249776 >>77250388 >>7725(0472 >Millions die after a cargo spaceship drops a few million containers onto our planet by accident >A good portion of the world's surface is covered by containers and strewn about with the alien equivalent of Amazon-tier crap >Ship was a drone and covered by insurance. Aliens won't bat an eye at this loss. Earth was not even in any star maps so this disaster goes unnoticed >How does humanity cope with the disaster? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:21:52 No.77247513 ► >77248606 Covering "a good portion" of the Earth's surface would f--- up much of both wild ecosystems and our farming (directly and by all the dust kicked up), so the final death toll won't be ion the millions, but many billions as starvation kicks in. This then makes most societies collapse, in turn ensuring that science won't start making a bunch of new discoveries thanks to getting their hands on massive amounts of actual alien technology from a culture unbelievably more advanced than ours. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:53:45 No.77247986 >>77248606 >>77247426 (OP) See Somalia, multiply by the whole world. mad max hellscapes of containers. everything from generic wallgreens b------- to world-ending weapons scattered in anywhere and everywhere at random. i like this idea anon, keep it going O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:04:23 No.77248129 >>77248606 >>77248666 >>77250652 >>77252896 >>77247426 (OP) >few million containers would not cover even close to a good portion to the earth's surface Average container is 50 ft x 10 ft, so 500 sq ft Earth's surface area would be 36040000 sq mi or 5.2972e+18 sg ft, or 5297200000000000000 sq ft. To cover half the earth's land surface with neatly stacked boxes would require 5.2972e+15 boxes or 5 quadrillion cargo boxes, even more if they are irregularly stacked O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:08:55 No.77248178 >>77248606 >> >>77247426 (OP) how hard it is to open the container ? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:39:00 No.77248606 ► >> >>77247513 >>77247986 The idea is that mankind is forced to switch to scavenging cargo at random, hoping they can find food/things they can use or just use them for shelter. The idea is Mad max except instead of cars, the focus is figuring out alien gadgets and thingamabobs, some of which might prove incredibly beneficial, while others may kill you. Think opening a container to find what amounts to power armor, while another may contain just pure radioactive material which the aliens would be immune to. Not to mention the fact that some motifs on cargos or certain cargos with specific signs which would be more beneficial or harmful would result in the rise of cargo cults. >>77248129 Then it's quadrillion's. Alien Amazon needs to account for the entire Universe after all. >>77248178 Most containers were busted uring the fall from orbit so survivors should be able to enter from cracks or through the busted doors. Other containers, made from sturdier materials, may require tools found from other containers to breach. So medium hard, with a few exceptions O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:42:56 No.77248666 ► File: beeple.jpg (200 KB, 768x960) >>77248129 Sure, if they're standard cans. Though Fermi estimates (you friend and mine) say that even if you multiply the dimensions by 100, you still don't chip into the 10^15 value significantly. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:45:40 No.77248706 ► >>77248955 File: carrier_by_martydesign-d8d6ikd.jpg (485 KB, 1920x1075) The obvious references are Roadside Picnic / Stalker and maybe Borderlands. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:50:20 No.77248774 >>77248946 >>77248955 >>77249010 >>77247426 (OP) >millions die >a good portion of the world's surface Not sure how this scale matches up. If they're dropped from high enough orbit to become a bunch of impacts/dust cloud generation no one is going to be salvaging s--- from the containers. If they're just gently dropped, its hard to do as an accident. I'd swing it to be a mistaken drop off, like an empire amazon ordered a continent full of stuff, or a grey goo replicator that just makes a bunch of alien nicknacks, it just got sent to the wrong planet, set up half way, the technicians realized someone f----- up their ticket for the day, packed up their s--- and left the material there because its already running and they can't disassemble it back into the ship. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:01 No.77248946 ► >77249010 >>77249153 File: 2JTW1WP.jpg (165 KB, 1163x859) >>77248774 >If they're just gently dropped, its hard to do as an accident. Could be antigrav or some other mechanism that doesn't require the containers to be at orbital velocity. The cargo ship was badly damaged, drifted into the system, decided to try and hit up the local intelligent life for repairs, parked, realized they were while trying to recover. bunch of rock-throwing savages in chemical rockets, dumped their cargo, then crashed into the moon O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:14 No.77248955 >>77249153 >>77248774 >lf they're dropped from high enough orbit to become a bunch of impacts/dust cloud generation no one is going to be salvaging s--- from the container is that because everyone is a given to be dead or out of fear? Won't they consider scavenging if everything else is f----- as a last resort? >>77248706 Borderlands in the sense that humans scramble after fabled continers with awesome s---? Yeah I'm down for that. Roadside Picnic is a given reference but I thought taking it to a scale where the aliens' f----- essentially turns us into pacific islander cargo cult O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:29 No.77248957 > >>77249010 >>77247426 (OP) This needs a really really good random table of bullcrap items to find. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:04:37 No.77249010 >>77249153 >>77250025 File: 1599782036021.png (405 KB, 855x470) >>77248946 When I thought of the idea I imagined it as the cargo ship warping in, messing up navigation so it smashes into the moon. Severly damaged, it dumps the cargo by accident, then remains in orbit around Earth while it tries to repair itself. So going by your suggestion and >>77248774, the containers reach the Erth's surface and cover it, threreby f------ us over in the process without killing everyone at once. >>77248957 Hey I'm game if anyone wants to pitch in O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:11:25 No.77249153 >>77249685 >>77248955 Its because if you drop something that smashes into a planet that hard there isn't anything to salvage. >>77248946 This sort of works, but if its got antgravity of some sort, how does it hurt anyone? Do they just gently set down >>77249010 >dumps the cargo by accident, then remains in orbit around Earth Oh that makes more sense. There could be a whole bunch of them stuck in decaying orbits, some with (semi) functional antigrav to get to the ground, some with less so which cause death and destruction when they fall. Then you can have apocalyptic collapse and stuff to scavenge. bunch of stuff that's heavy enough to crush things but no one gets out of the way or tries to stop them? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:49:33 No.77249685 ► >77249844 File: 1409704784567.jpg (38 KB, 777x563) >>77249153 The problem with space isn't up, it's fast. The up part is trivial. You can use balloon. To stay up, you need to go fast. Very, very fast. So anything that was up (in orbit) and is now no longer up is going to be going fairly fast. When it hits the atmosphere, poof, compression heating and fireballs and debris. But if it wasn't going fast (because the cargo ship had antigravity engines that let it stay up without fast), the cargo can fall down at terminal velocity (slow; fancy parachutists have done it). tl;dr play kerbal space program. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:02:21 No.77249844 >>77250397 >>77250882 >>77249685 Sure, but the ideas at work here are things that are already up, coming down fast. If they come down too fast, there isn't anything to scavenge, nor is there anyone left to do the scavenging. So the background needed semi-plausible sciffi reasons, we're already in fairly soft scifi mode, for there to be a mix of cargo, near by aliens, and millions of deaths. Although I figure you need a few billion to count as a semi apocalyptic event personally. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:16:13 No.77250025 ► >>77250397 >>77249010 Giant space ship visible in orbit. Some cults trying to find a way to strike back at them. Some trying to go there, like some kind of promised land. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:43:14 No.77250388 >>77250652 >>77247426 (OP) >good portion of the world's surface >a few million containers pretty sure you'd need billions and billions O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:43:40 No.77250397 ► >>77249776 Thanks anon, very useful. >>77249844 It would be billions if the containers covered enough arable land, combined with the infrastructure collapsing. I did say I didin't mind reconsidering a few points to make this work in a soft scifi manner. Also the fact that there could still be more containers coming down every now and then would be pretty cool. >>77250025 Baloon cultists? Not bad. you could have those that try to go up to the ship, while others try to shoot them down, each faction with opposing goals O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:49:36 No.77250472 >>77250652 >>77247426 (OP) I think it would be more fun if instead of covering most of the planet it just covered a large chunk of a continent, so that way the focus is on exploring the cargo area like Roadside Picnic. The outer layers get taken out quickly and people find out that alien amazon is pretty f------ lax when it comes to what you can buy. Weapons, ammo, sex robots, vehicles, Mecha... You name it. Eventually a new continent forms from people trying to live in the shipping containers, and what is it called of course? CARGONIA! O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:51:29 No.77250500 ► >>77250652 Since we're talking about dropping things on places I had semi related question. How much destruction would a 200 ft long asteroid cause? I read that it would essentially wipe out a country on impact >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:03:10 No.77250652 File: 1606460472951.jpg (125 KB, 540x540) >>77250388 Math was handled here >>77248129 and I said it could be quadrillions, why the f--- not. This s space Amazon after all. >>77250472 Yeah but the thing is, this is Roadside Picnic but we got reduced into f------ ooga booga Pacific islanders because of it. Cargonia sounds dope as f--- but it could just be a place in the Atlantic where a shitload of them piled up. Like the rest of the ideas though. >>77250500 https://www.space.com/19741-asteroid-2012-da14-earth-impact-effects.html the above presents an estimate for a 150 ft asteroid so you can go by that I guess >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:21:10 No.77250882 >>77250916 >>77253358 >>77254526 File: Rock Falls.png (1.21 MB, 552x1882) >>77249844 Again "fast" is not "fast like a car". https://what-if.xkcd.com/58/ >The ISS moves so quickly that if you fired rifle bullet from one end of a football field, the International Space Station could cross the length of the field before the bullet traveled 10 yards. >Let's imagine what it would look like if you were speed-walking across the Earth's surface at 8 km/s. >To get a better sense of the pace at which you're traveling, let's use the beat of a song to mark the passage of time. Suppose you started playing the 1988 song by The Proclaimers, I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles). That song is about 131.9 beats per minute, so imagine that with every beat of the song, you move forward more than two miles. And compared to the speed thing that aren't in a stable orbit (like, say, something slingshoting around the moon) are going, 8km/s is peanuts. The Apollo astronauts made it up to 11km/s, but they were still in our backyard. Fast is fast. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.77250916 ► >>77250882 For comparison, if you dropped a cargo container from the altitude of the ISS (but not travelling at orbital velocity), it'd hit the ground at somewhere between 50 and 60 m/s. 0.06 km/s, at best. That's still 120 mph, so not something you'd want to be hit by, but it's not going to turn Australia into space Australia. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)16:32:24 No.77252896 ► >77255841 File: Solar-Jetman-Hunt-for-the(...).png (4 KB, 256x240) >>77248129 i cannot imagine any possible reason that you automatically assumed alien cargo containers are the exact same shape and size as human shipping containers. PRENENON ERSTEH IM anyway i'd just say the effects were extremely variable. some containers settle gently to the ground. some of them crash hard. some of them enter at extreme velocities and effectively act like nukes. together with the extreme social disruption caused by inarguable evidence of aliens and everyone fighting over the salvagable bits, it's not hard to imagine a general collapse of civilization. hell, civilization looked like it might collapse last year because a slightly deadlier winter flu showed up. i want to see way less arguing about trying to make the science work and way more random tables of alien artifacts. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)17:02:05 No.77253358 >77255121 >>77250882 Not really sure what you're doing other than talking about a thing you like at this point? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:06:31 No.77254526 ► >>77250882 >Fast is fast. It just doesn't seem like it because as fast as fast can be, SPACE IS BIG. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:39:57 No.77255121 >>77256012 File: What your players think o(.).jpg (561 KB, 2100x1052) >>77253358 If you want to technobabble, it's good to have it sound plausible. Getting back to the game though, what do the PCs do? What's their goal? Who are they? Is this just a modern-ish dungeoncrawl but with d100000 rooms? A fully randomly generated world can feel meaningless. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:24:26 No.77255841 >>77252896 There's also the possibility that on its way in, the alien ship crashed into a bunch of communications satellites, which could further confuse the situation. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:35:22 No.77256012 ► >>77256170 >>77255121 You could craft an adventure out of it, there's no reason it has to be random just because someone mentioned a loot table. Here's some adventure seeds: we need a mcguffin that can provide water for our community but it's in a cults possession; we wanna stop a cult from trying to fire a giant laser at the ship; a weird creature from a container is attacking pure town. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:45:35 No.77256170 > File: 1535425852408.jpg (1.05 MB, 1100x1425) >>77256012 You could craft an adventure out of a cake decorating contest. Doesn't mean it's easy. The question of "what do the PCs do?" goes beyond adventure seeds. You've listed Fallout-type post-apocalyptic quests. Is that the genre? Get bullets, fight rival factions, survive in a world where society has broken down to a certain extent? Or is this a Cyberpunk type game, where you want to sneak loot out from under the noses of more powerful entities? A D&D type game, where you explore, fight, steal, and get embroiled in local politics? Wild West? Traveller-style space exploration? File: aac16ca8-c2d8-4fff-8e63-3(...).jpg (118 KB, 940x540) O Cargopunk II: Cargopocalypse Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:26:03 No.77264164 E ► Original thread >>77247426 → Human civilization collapsed, after a damaged alien Amazon delivery drone dumped billions of containers on Earth, before parking itself in orbit for repairs. The gigantic containers crushed cities and covered giant tracks of farmland, killing millions. Billions followed soon after, as human infrastructure collapsed and starvation set in. Humanity was now forced to turn to the containers and their contents, in a desperate bid to survive. Their contents, however, are not entirely beneficial: filled with everything from foodstuffs to power armor to inscrutable lifeforms, these containers are both a boon and curse to intrepid adventurers. >> O ymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:26:43 No.77264170 File: RTR4DWQC-e1536601671499.jpg (335 KB, 1600x900) THE TONE: Cargopunk's world is a western on the surface, as humans are forced to eke out a living in a world that's been made strange by the presence of the containers. The tone switches to very much similar to D&D inside the containers, as strange biomes have begun to emerge over the years, as their contents have spilled out. A container-based economy has emerged over the years, with entire settlements providing assistance to scavengers, in the hope of emerging with something useful. Cults have emerged all over the world, both revering of and set against the containers and the drone ship. And in distant bunkers, small pockets of civilization try to desperately crack the secrets of communicating with the drone and their senders, hoping to find someone to clean up this mess... THE AESTHETIC: Think Mad Max by way of Somalia inside a Walmart at the end of the world: instead of leather straps and metal buckets, people mostly wear size-appropriate scraps of alien clothing, living off packaged freeze-dried alien food and drinking novelty sodas. Containers have any number of items inside it, from power armor to white-hot radioactive ore, so checking any is a crapshoot. People walk around in alien hair metal band shortsleeves over long sleeves, armed with spears whose tips are made from plasteel soda can slivers, next to weirdos in power armor and laser gun cowboys. If you have to imagine a Cargopunk adventurer, look at Lisa the Painful and think how those guys would dress if they had broken into an Amazon warehouse. THE HANGERS ON: An alien faction that made a living off latching onto and stealing off delivery drones, the Hangers On ended up on Earth by accident. The hangers on have no set look, ranging from Grey like drones to insectoid horrors but are all intelligent and very much would rather be anywhere else than the doomed backwater of Earth. It's a shame so few of them have bothered to learn our language...

setting worldbuilding post-apocalyptic cargo cult pacific garbage patch orbital bombardment roadside picnic

The Omegle Crusades: Brogan the Barbarian

yomegle Crusade! The omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both like Roleplaying. Stranger: Mandy, 18, America. I have short messy pastel pink hair. I'm 4'11, and have a c cup boobs. My eyes are dark blue, with silver flecks in them. My lips are full. I'm light skinned, and blush easily. I'm a shy artsy musical girl. Il'm wearing black skinny jeans, a grey tank top with a butterfly on it, a black leather jacket, and black combat boots. I'm your best-friend and that's all we've ever been, I have a crush on you and, On this particular night I couldn't sleep as I toss around in my bed so I decide to go to your house. It's lightly raining on the Friday night and I'm walking up the streets towards your house, It's quiet out and I arrive at your door- step. I knock softly onto your doorstep and wait for you to walk downstairs in your messy hair and start yelling at me cause I woke you up, and wait for you to come answer. (Include your age, name, and a description of yourself, please) You: reading Stranger: WellI...? You:I arrive at the door shirtless, towering over most men with a rough, muscular build, a practical adonis. My flowing blonde hair framed cold blue eyes, growing down to the shoulder. "What brings you to my home at this hour?" I ask. Stranger: "Couldn't sleep, big bad wolf. Nightmares." I shrug my blue eyes shining even though it's night. You: "A wolf?" I ask, rubbing my chin. "Intriguing; tell me more" Stranger: "Yep, you're a big bad wolf. Now let me in." I look up at you smiling, my dimples showing. "It's raining." You: "Come inside, tell me more of these nightmares" I invited her inside. You:I took a seat at the kitchen table, pouring hot coffee into large mugs. Stranger: I crawl into your lap easily my small size curling up against you. "I don't know, just being alone, very alone." I say quietly, biting my lower lip. You: "Alone in the dark..." I commented. Stranger: I nod silently, still biting my lip. You: "That's no dream." I said, standing up. Stranger: "What?" I say confused. You: "FEAR NOT, FRIEND." I shout as orcs begin to break down the doors. I drew the greatsword from my back. "FOR TODAY BROGAN STANDS AT YOUR SIDE." Stranger: I duck and stay close to you, "I.. I'm confused." You: "THERE IS NO CONFUSION HERE; ONLY COMBAT" I say, swinging my blade in a wide arc, sending an orc's skull flying from its body. "DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD, NAIVE." Your conversational partner has disconnected. omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel You and the stranger both like Role Playing. Stranger: We have been best-friends for a really long time. We love each other, not only as friends, but as more. We used to play together in the field and I was there for you when your father passed, and you did the same for me when my mother went through cancer. We hang out a lot and call each other names like sweets, honey, sweetheart, just because we can and we are that close. As we got older you got more attractive and girls cling to you, but you never go out with any of them, because your heart is with me. Then comes Brian. Me and Brian have been dating for a while but we have been fighting because he thinks we are 'too close' so one day when we were 'best-friend cuddling' on the couch he knocks on the door (Lacey or Lace. 17 long light brown hair, bright blue eyes. Perfect white teeth and a loving smile. Tell me if you're reading!<3) You: reading You: Goes by the nickname "B". Shoulder length blonde hair, blue eyes. Very tall, very well built, like a bodybuilder. You: Should I start? Stranger: (Sure <3) You: "Hm. Who's that?" I ask, standing up from the couch. "I'd better go answer the door." Stranger: "Okay..." I smile You:I open the door. "Hello", I greet Brian as he stands there. Stranger: "Brian?" | ask, smiling You: "Yes, he is." I call back. Stranger:I come and stand be hind you "Hey, Brian!" Stranger: (brb) You: "Wait" I say, and finally examine Brian more closely. It finally hit me. His skin was green. His teeth were long and jagged. He carried a rusty battleaxe. Brian was an orc. I let out a battlecry that could rend mountains and ripped off my clothes, revealing my fur loincloth. "STAND BACK, FRIEND, THERE ARE ORCS AFOOT." I said, as they began to stream through the window. With a mighty swing of my sword, I rent the Orc known as Brian in half. "FORTUNATELY, BARBARIANS DON'T FIGHT HALF-ASS." Your conversational partner has disconnected. omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both like roleplay. Stranger: (Tell me if your reading this Mckayla 17, long blonde wavy hair, athletic, blue eyes, d-t---, big ass, and im 5'4.) You are very popular and on the football team. I'm popular too, but not with your friends. We aren't together, but you really love me. You are afraid to ask me out because you bullied me a lot. You're friends all hate me except for your friend Kyle and you ignore me when they're around. You've always been very protective over me. Every fall you have a bonfire and invite all your friends, including me. I normally sit by myself, being ignored by everyone, but this year is different. Your friend Ryan and I are both sitting around the fire, curled up together, while you're on the opposite side, surrounded by cheerleaders. You've had your eyes on us the whole time, staring protectively, but I haven't noticed. It really gets to you when I look up at him and he leans down to kiss me... (give a description of yourself then continue, I don't care if then it can be.you have bad grammar)MALES ONLY!! You: reading Stranger: Okay:) You: Goes by the nickname B. Long, shoulder length blonde hair, piercing blue eyes. Very tall, very heavily built, like a professional bodybuilder. You:I sat there, lounging amongst a practical chair of women. Stranger: *ryan kissese and I kiss him back and he puts his arms around me waist pulling me closer* You: "What's that?" | ask, raising my head. Stranger: *i move his hands andoutcone arm around me* nothing... Nothing to sorry about.. You:I stand, rising to my fulI height. The women next to me start to get confused. "No, there's definitely something." Stranger: It's fine. Just relax.. He just kisses me... *i get up and I walk over to you grabbing your wrist* it's okay... He just kisses me.. *i say softly teting to make you calm* Stranger: Trying* You: "No, it's not that." I say. "...Orcs." I rip off my clothes, revealing my signature loincloth and boots, and draw my greatsword, pointing it at the coming swarm. "KYYYAAAAA!- BROGAN, YOU'RE SO COOL" the literal pile of cheerleaders yell as they swoon by my ankles. "Brogan knows this." I replied, and threw my blade, decapitating an Orc. "YOU'VE GOT A GOOD HEAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS." I yelled. Stranger: What the f---? Your conversational partner has disconnected. omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both like Roleplaying. Stranger: Hey guys. 18 F US here. Vanessa, short, long black hair, blue eyes, curvy figure, tight ass and D cup t---. I'm bisexual and I love slave/master roleplays. I love being dominated and l'll do anything you want. Leave your asl if interested. You: reading You: :et You: Let's see You: Nickname B, blue eyes, hair down to shoulder. Very tall, very heavily built. You:I am interested. Stranger: Okay, cool (: Wanna start? You: Yes. You: Should you start? Stranger: Doesn't matter. Whichever you prefer. You:I would prefer that you start. Stranger: Okay, that's fine. You: cool Stranger:I am in your bed, wearing sexy lingerie. I'm wearing a gag and my hands are tied to the bedpost. There's a note near my feet that reads: Enjoy. You: "Enjoy..." I rub my chin, intrigued. I understand that this can only mean one thing. Stranger:I stare at you, my head tilted to the side as my blue eyes bore into yours. You:I lean over the side of the bed, staring intently as my hands reach down towards my pants belt. You: "Prepare yourself" I say. Stranger:I slowly nod, watching your every move carefully, my eyes on your crotch. You: "Prepare yourself," I continue" for the orcs come." As they burst through the door, I ripped off my clothing, revealing my loincloth. "BUT BROGAN SHALL DEFEND YOU TODAY, MAIDEN" Grabbing a whip from the bed, I began to fend them off. "THIS OUGHT TO WHIP THEM INTO SHAPE." Your conversational partner has disconnected.

yomegle Crusade! The omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both like Roleplaying. Stranger: Mandy, 18, America. I have short messy pastel pink hair. I'm 4'11, and have a c cup boobs. My eyes are dark blue, with silver flecks in them. My lips are full. I'm light skinned, and blush easily. I'm a shy artsy musical girl. Il'm wearing black skinny jeans, a grey tank top with a butterfly on it, a black leather jacket, and black combat boots. I'm your best-friend and that's all we've ever been, I have a crush on you and, On this particular night I couldn't sleep as I toss around in my bed so I decide to go to your house. It's lightly raining on the Friday night and I'm walking up the streets towards your house, It's quiet out and I arrive at your door- step. I knock softly onto your doorstep and wait for you to walk downstairs in your messy hair and start yelling at me cause I woke you up, and wait for you to come answer. (Include your age, name, and a description of yourself, please) You: reading Stranger: WellI...? You:I arrive at the door shirtless, towering over most men with a rough, muscular build, a practical adonis. My flowing blonde hair framed cold blue eyes, growing down to the shoulder. "What brings you to my home at this hour?" I ask. Stranger: "Couldn't sleep, big bad wolf. Nightmares." I shrug my blue eyes shining even though it's night. You: "A wolf?" I ask, rubbing my chin. "Intriguing; tell me more" Stranger: "Yep, you're a big bad wolf. Now let me in." I look up at you smiling, my dimples showing. "It's raining." You: "Come inside, tell me more of these nightmares" I invited her inside. You:I took a seat at the kitchen table, pouring hot coffee into large mugs. Stranger: I crawl into your lap easily my small size curling up against you. "I don't know, just being alone, very alone." I say quietly, biting my lower lip. You: "Alone in the dark..." I commented. Stranger: I nod silently, still biting my lip. You: "That's no dream." I said, standing up. Stranger: "What?" I say confused. You: "FEAR NOT, FRIEND." I shout as orcs begin to break down the doors. I drew the greatsword from my back. "FOR TODAY BROGAN STANDS AT YOUR SIDE." Stranger: I duck and stay close to you, "I.. I'm confused." You: "THERE IS NO CONFUSION HERE; ONLY COMBAT" I say, swinging my blade in a wide arc, sending an orc's skull flying from its body. "DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD, NAIVE." Your conversational partner has disconnected. omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel You and the stranger both like Role Playing. Stranger: We have been best-friends for a really long time. We love each other, not only as friends, but as more. We used to play together in the field and I was there for you when your father passed, and you did the same for me when my mother went through cancer. We hang out a lot and call each other names like sweets, honey, sweetheart, just because we can and we are that close. As we got older you got more attractive and girls cling to you, but you never go out with any of them, because your heart is with me. Then comes Brian. Me and Brian have been dating for a while but we have been fighting because he thinks we are 'too close' so one day when we were 'best-friend cuddling' on the couch he knocks on the door (Lacey or Lace. 17 long light brown hair, bright blue eyes. Perfect white teeth and a loving smile. Tell me if you're reading!<3) You: reading You: Goes by the nickname "B". Shoulder length blonde hair, blue eyes. Very tall, very well built, like a bodybuilder. You: Should I start? Stranger: (Sure <3) You: "Hm. Who's that?" I ask, standing up from the couch. "I'd better go answer the door." Stranger: "Okay..." I smile You:I open the door. "Hello", I greet Brian as he stands there. Stranger: "Brian?" | ask, smiling You: "Yes, he is." 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We aren't together, but you really love me. You are afraid to ask me out because you bullied me a lot. You're friends all hate me except for your friend Kyle and you ignore me when they're around. You've always been very protective over me. Every fall you have a bonfire and invite all your friends, including me. I normally sit by myself, being ignored by everyone, but this year is different. Your friend Ryan and I are both sitting around the fire, curled up together, while you're on the opposite side, surrounded by cheerleaders. You've had your eyes on us the whole time, staring protectively, but I haven't noticed. It really gets to you when I look up at him and he leans down to kiss me... (give a description of yourself then continue, I don't care if then it can be.you have bad grammar)MALES ONLY!! You: reading Stranger: Okay:) You: Goes by the nickname B. Long, shoulder length blonde hair, piercing blue eyes. Very tall, very heavily built, like a professional bodybuilder. You:I sat there, lounging amongst a practical chair of women. Stranger: *ryan kissese and I kiss him back and he puts his arms around me waist pulling me closer* You: "What's that?" | ask, raising my head. Stranger: *i move his hands andoutcone arm around me* nothing... Nothing to sorry about.. You:I stand, rising to my fulI height. The women next to me start to get confused. "No, there's definitely something." Stranger: It's fine. Just relax.. He just kisses me... *i get up and I walk over to you grabbing your wrist* it's okay... He just kisses me.. *i say softly teting to make you calm* Stranger: Trying* You: "No, it's not that." I say. "...Orcs." I rip off my clothes, revealing my signature loincloth and boots, and draw my greatsword, pointing it at the coming swarm. "KYYYAAAAA!- BROGAN, YOU'RE SO COOL" the literal pile of cheerleaders yell as they swoon by my ankles. "Brogan knows this." I replied, and threw my blade, decapitating an Orc. "YOU'VE GOT A GOOD HEAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS." I yelled. Stranger: What the f---? Your conversational partner has disconnected. omegle Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You and the stranger both like Roleplaying. Stranger: Hey guys. 18 F US here. Vanessa, short, long black hair, blue eyes, curvy figure, tight ass and D cup t---. I'm bisexual and I love slave/master roleplays. I love being dominated and l'll do anything you want. Leave your asl if interested. You: reading You: :et You: Let's see You: Nickname B, blue eyes, hair down to shoulder. Very tall, very heavily built. You:I am interested. Stranger: Okay, cool (: Wanna start? You: Yes. You: Should you start? Stranger: Doesn't matter. Whichever you prefer. You:I would prefer that you start. Stranger: Okay, that's fine. You: cool Stranger:I am in your bed, wearing sexy lingerie. I'm wearing a gag and my hands are tied to the bedpost. There's a note near my feet that reads: Enjoy. You: "Enjoy..." 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/tg/ discusses 6E

File: Makebelieve.png (13 KB, 314x124) O D&D 6th edition Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:07:50 No.77102889 ► >>77102903 >>77102904 >>77103184 >>77103377 >>77103497 >>77103624 RACES So what do you guys think is coming down the pike for WotC? What's the next step of their master plan? In the following section, you'll find a brief description of the Slimeling, a humanoid 0oze player race. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:08:45 No.77102899 ► Garbage. > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:09:04 No.77102903 >>77103366 >>77102889 (OP) >D&D 6th edition. That's a thing now? > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:09:06 No.77102904 ► >>77102889 (OP) Orcs are racist now, aren't they? They're finally realizing the elves of Mirkwood were bigot racists to the dwarves. "It's time we talked about Thrnaduil" >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:14:35 No.77102971 >>77103097 >>77103543 Gender introduced as a new 'splat' alongside class and race, with ten different genders in the core books and more added with each new supplement. * O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:17:07 No.77103004 I heard somewhere that some players are now lobbying for consent from them, for a DM to be able to kill of their freakshit self inserts. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:23:08 No.77103097 >>77103145 >>77103244 >>77103472 >>77102971 What are the mechanical benefits of picking one gender over the other? > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:25:59 No.77103145 ► >>77103097 affirmative action >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:29:35 No.77103184 ► >>77102889 (OP) A playable ooze made of c-- especially designed for coomers. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:29:47 No.77103185 Roll a 1d100 to define your character's gender. * O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:34:43 No.77103244 >>77103097 It is going to fill the same roll as alignment used to fill >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:42:44 No.77103366 >>77103459 >>77102903 | suspect we will see 6E released to coincide with the new D&D movie in Spring of 2022. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:43:50 No.77103377 ► >>77102889 (OP) The tasha's race rules will be the default ruleset. Battlemaster will still be a thing, for some reason, instead of just making "maneuvers" into mechanics features of weaponry. Every class will have magic or some variant thereof. They'll remove the "Bonus Action" from the action economy, to even further "streamline" combat. They'll remove the bit about somatic/verbal/material components, since everyone seems to ignore those as requisites of casting magic. The Monster Manual will now be remade so any monster is a PC-playable race and the lore will be rewritten to clarify that most monsters are peaceful and PCs are just evil animal killers. Alignment will, infuriatingly enough, still exist, despite it having clearly no impact on any other aspect of the game. You don't have to believe me; like Nostradamus l'll be right no matter how much I wish I weren't. > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:49:32 No.77103459 ► >>77103366 Nah they'll only sell like an overpriced adventure module based on the movie. They wouldn't deprive themselves of the potential new sales of their already big library of books and physical goods. Ya gotta lure in the new folks first THEN hit them with the edition change. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:50:30 No.77103472 ► >>77103097 -4 strength > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:52:52 No.77103497 ► >>77102889 (OP) Debuffing male characters because of "equality." >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:56:37 No.77103543 >>77103766 File: 7274AAAO-7DC0-4150-A54C-5...).jpg (90 KB, 680x680) >>77102971 >Bro, did you see Demibois and Agenders are going to be in the Gooblepoop's Codex of Éverything?! >+2 to Stat"! So OP! *6e is more simple than 5e and has only one stat O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)10:01:25 No.77103624 ► >>77102889 (OP) As long as the DM's Guild keeps making them a boatload of money without WotC having to lift a finger, they won't release 6e. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)10:09:59 No.77103766 ► >>77103543 I can imagine it now... >Your character is horribly underpowered unless you play as a black genderfluid lesbian trans Muslim orc >Levels don't mean anything because making some characters stronger than others is "discrimination" >Every country is communist Returnl (Catalogl (Tonl Undate OAutol

File: Makebelieve.png (13 KB, 314x124) O D&D 6th edition Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:07:50 No.77102889 ► >>77102903 >>77102904 >>77103184 >>77103377 >>77103497 >>77103624 RACES So what do you guys think is coming down the pike for WotC? What's the next step of their master plan? In the following section, you'll find a brief description of the Slimeling, a humanoid 0oze player race. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:08:45 No.77102899 ► Garbage. > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:09:04 No.77102903 >>77103366 >>77102889 (OP) >D&D 6th edition. That's a thing now? > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:09:06 No.77102904 ► >>77102889 (OP) Orcs are racist now, aren't they? They're finally realizing the elves of Mirkwood were bigot racists to the dwarves. "It's time we talked about Thrnaduil" >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:14:35 No.77102971 >>77103097 >>77103543 Gender introduced as a new 'splat' alongside class and race, with ten different genders in the core books and more added with each new supplement. * O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:17:07 No.77103004 I heard somewhere that some players are now lobbying for consent from them, for a DM to be able to kill of their freakshit self inserts. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:23:08 No.77103097 >>77103145 >>77103244 >>77103472 >>77102971 What are the mechanical benefits of picking one gender over the other? > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:25:59 No.77103145 ► >>77103097 affirmative action >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:29:35 No.77103184 ► >>77102889 (OP) A playable ooze made of c-- especially designed for coomers. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:29:47 No.77103185 Roll a 1d100 to define your character's gender. * O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:34:43 No.77103244 >>77103097 It is going to fill the same roll as alignment used to fill >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:42:44 No.77103366 >>77103459 >>77102903 | suspect we will see 6E released to coincide with the new D&D movie in Spring of 2022. O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:43:50 No.77103377 ► >>77102889 (OP) The tasha's race rules will be the default ruleset. Battlemaster will still be a thing, for some reason, instead of just making "maneuvers" into mechanics features of weaponry. Every class will have magic or some variant thereof. They'll remove the "Bonus Action" from the action economy, to even further "streamline" combat. They'll remove the bit about somatic/verbal/material components, since everyone seems to ignore those as requisites of casting magic. The Monster Manual will now be remade so any monster is a PC-playable race and the lore will be rewritten to clarify that most monsters are peaceful and PCs are just evil animal killers. Alignment will, infuriatingly enough, still exist, despite it having clearly no impact on any other aspect of the game. You don't have to believe me; like Nostradamus l'll be right no matter how much I wish I weren't. > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:49:32 No.77103459 ► >>77103366 Nah they'll only sell like an overpriced adventure module based on the movie. They wouldn't deprive themselves of the potential new sales of their already big library of books and physical goods. Ya gotta lure in the new folks first THEN hit them with the edition change. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:50:30 No.77103472 ► >>77103097 -4 strength > O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:52:52 No.77103497 ► >>77102889 (OP) Debuffing male characters because of "equality." >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)09:56:37 No.77103543 >>77103766 File: 7274AAAO-7DC0-4150-A54C-5...).jpg (90 KB, 680x680) >>77102971 >Bro, did you see Demibois and Agenders are going to be in the Gooblepoop's Codex of Éverything?! >+2 to Stat"! So OP! *6e is more simple than 5e and has only one stat O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)10:01:25 No.77103624 ► >>77102889 (OP) As long as the DM's Guild keeps making them a boatload of money without WotC having to lift a finger, they won't release 6e. >> O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)10:09:59 No.77103766 ► >>77103543 I can imagine it now... >Your character is horribly underpowered unless you play as a black genderfluid lesbian trans Muslim orc >Levels don't mean anything because making some characters stronger than others is "discrimination" >Every country is communist Returnl (Catalogl (Tonl Undate OAutol

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