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but in all fairness I've had games like this, can confirm it

not sure if too nsfw in text content
but in all fairness I've had games like this, can confirm it

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1218992925.ipg-(40 KB, 300x300, OrdinarySword.jpg) □88The Ordinary Sword Anonymous 08/17/08(Sun) 13:08 No. 2361684 Hey tg/, i'm here to present you an idea for an item i'm including in my next exalted campaign. The Ordinary Sword. To any form of inspection or most forms of testing, it is just that. a perfectly ordinary sword. its history is completely normal it was forged by a mildly competent blacksmith, sold for a good price, used by several soldiers in succession. It is tarnished by its age, and there are signs of damage all up its blade Its only special property comes into play when the supernatural does, in that everything it touches is reduced to nomality. Your orichalchum armour is now simply gold, your essence charged flesh parts like butter, and even an ethereal or non-physical form is harmed. even if you are a giant of a man with muscles the size or bears, thi s sword can still take off your arm. This effect is constant. No matter how powerful the entity, if the sword wounds them, it deals equivalent damage to a normal version if your thirty stories tall, and it chops into your leg, your leg falls of. It is one of the most dangerous artifacts ever known, simply because any- exalt, god, or even the primordials, are made as vulnerable as normal humans The beginning of the campaign would be a death knight stealing it, with the intention of stabbing it into the core of the pole of earth (The heart of creation) in the hope of slaying creation itself. Any thoughts? Sorry for the crappy pic, its surprisingly hard to find pictures of ordinary swords □ That Fat Thighed W-----3 pZS1G/XQVc 08/17/08(Sun) 18:03 No. 2363 101 2363073 Now that is one thing I HAVE wondered How would everyone in exalt land react if they were to be told there were other realties? Other creations? One that were limitless in size. Living on large balls instead of a flat expanse. No wyld. No magic either I wonder how they would react to being told about technology Especially how a mere mortal can wield might that could rival gods. And how mere mortals could make a weapon that could wipe out cities the size of Yu Shan in the blink of an eye MIND FUT兀兀兀JCK. □ Unholy Clown Ninja Anonymous, Xorn's Champion ! ! 0aKrfPD0CW4 08/17/08 (Sun) 1 806 No. 23631 14 >2363101 Ooh, a nomalcy nuke. That strikes me as cooler than the sword. □ That Fat Thighed W-----31pZS1G&OVc 08/17/08(Sun) 18:08 No. 23631 16 236311 Not what I meant.. but. I am utterly terrified that I inspired that line of thought normalcy nuke? D: g Unholy Clown Ninja Anonymous. Xorn's Champion lIOaKrfPDoCW4 08/17/08(Sun) 18:14 No. 2363 1421 File :1219011245 ipg-(44 KB, 732x626, scary.jpg) 2363116 An incident occurs where a whole city is wiped out in an instant, exalts and all. A tough and brave exalt enters and reports everything is gone. He finds out that he's lost his powers and slowly dies of some unknown sickness that is 1mpos sible to cure

1218992925.ipg-(40 KB, 300x300, OrdinarySword.jpg) □88The Ordinary Sword Anonymous 08/17/08(Sun) 13:08 No. 2361684 Hey tg/, i'm here to present you an idea for an item i'm including in my next exalted campaign. The Ordinary Sword. To any form of inspection or most forms of testing, it is just that. a perfectly ordinary sword. its history is completely normal it was forged by a mildly competent blacksmith, sold for a good price, used by several soldiers in succession. It is tarnished by its age, and there are signs of damage all up its blade Its only special property comes into play when the supernatural does, in that everything it touches is reduced to nomality. Your orichalchum armour is now simply gold, your essence charged flesh parts like butter, and even an ethereal or non-physical form is harmed. even if you are a giant of a man with muscles the size or bears, thi s sword can still take off your arm. This effect is constant. No matter how powerful the entity, if the sword wounds them, it deals equivalent damage to a normal version if your thirty stories tall, and it chops into your leg, your leg falls of. It is one of the most dangerous artifacts ever known, simply because any- exalt, god, or even the primordials, are made as vulnerable as normal humans The beginning of the campaign would be a death knight stealing it, with the intention of stabbing it into the core of the pole of earth (The heart of creation) in the hope of slaying creation itself. Any thoughts? Sorry for the crappy pic, its surprisingly hard to find pictures of ordinary swords □ That Fat Thighed W-----3 pZS1G/XQVc 08/17/08(Sun) 18:03 No. 2363 101 2363073 Now that is one thing I HAVE wondered How would everyone in exalt land react if they were to be told there were other realties? Other creations? One that were limitless in size. Living on large balls instead of a flat expanse. No wyld. No magic either I wonder how they would react to being told about technology Especially how a mere mortal can wield might that could rival gods. And how mere mortals could make a weapon that could wipe out cities the size of Yu Shan in the blink of an eye MIND FUT兀兀兀JCK. □ Unholy Clown Ninja Anonymous, Xorn's Champion ! ! 0aKrfPD0CW4 08/17/08 (Sun) 1 806 No. 23631 14 >2363101 Ooh, a nomalcy nuke. That strikes me as cooler than the sword. □ That Fat Thighed W-----31pZS1G&OVc 08/17/08(Sun) 18:08 No. 23631 16 236311 Not what I meant.. but. I am utterly terrified that I inspired that line of thought normalcy nuke? D: g Unholy Clown Ninja Anonymous. Xorn's Champion lIOaKrfPDoCW4 08/17/08(Sun) 18:14 No. 2363 1421 File :1219011245 ipg-(44 KB, 732x626, scary.jpg) 2363116 An incident occurs where a whole city is wiped out in an instant, exalts and all. A tough and brave exalt enters and reports everything is gone. He finds out that he's lost his powers and slowly dies of some unknown sickness that is 1mpos sible to cure

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Beast ending.
Flawless victory.

Beast ending.
Flawless victory.

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It's rather annoying when stuff like this happen.
I've had people attempt to kill me on occasion in the campaign for rather stupid out of context reasons.
It never turns out well

It's rather annoying when stuff like this happen.
I've had people attempt to kill me on occasion in the campaign for rather stupid out of context reasons.
It never turns out well

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File: 1314053411 ipa11 KB, 184x184, bf445ca67343678e52e14b5cc7429bf6c2e57db..pg) Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)18:50 No.16028538 There's a Prestige Class called Cancer Mage in Book of Vile Darkness. The first level ability allows a Cancer Mage to ignore any negative effects of a disease In the same book there's a disease called Festering Anger. This disease grants a +2 to Strength if you can contract it, with an additional +2 per day Cancer Mage+Festering Anger Enough Time Infinite Strength MUSCLE WZARDS Discuss Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)18:52 No.16028559 3.5 is horribly broken. We get it Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)18:52 No. 16028567 It's not broken, it's "rewarding mastery of the system' Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)18:52 No.16028568 The BOVD and the BOED were both regarded as slightly broken and really shouldn't be used by anyone Anonymous 08/22/11 (Mon)1853 № 16028571 File 1314053581ipg-(211 KB, 600x900, 1294973421728 jpg) do want What ho, Muscle Wizard! Might you cast us a spellP Ho Ho Ho Ho! Of course young ICAST FIST Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19.05 No.16028734 With Improved Grapple, you won't provoke opportunity attacks. And you can deal 381 nonlethal and lethal damage a round, minimum. You can wrestle a Tarasque to death. Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19:07 No.16028765 If you think THATS bad, you should, very carefully, read the description of the spell "no light" in the BoVD Anonymous 08/22/11 (Mon)19:09 No.16028786 16028734 it low-to-o teligence, and a feat that lets you add your Str bonus to l tir date So one ght easi este a Tarrasque noniet ally to 아 and then punch it until it gives you a pg back There's a feat that lets you ntimidate creatures ride F------ muscle wizards, man Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19.12 No.16028817 Seems legit What am I missing here? Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19.16 No. 16028851 time for a THAT GUY type question how to make the most broken muscle wizard? Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19:19 No.16028877 I don't know the Wizard's roster that well, but I'm sure there's a combination of spells so that you can make a time bubble, give yourself an infinite amount of food, halt your aging, step inside, and fast-forward time a few years in a matter of minuteS Then, punch the DMPC 08/22/11(Mon)19:21 No. 16028899 File 1314055301.ipg-(2 KB, 126x95, 1304582177200s jpg) 16028877 it's too broken for me to handle Hell, use that as a Cancer Mage. YOUR STRENGTH FUELS YOUR SPELLCASTING. Anonymous 08/22/11 (Mon)19 45 No 16029142 lllumian They're bald tool But they can grow mustaches, if I recall. Thus fulfilling the prophecy of OP's image! Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19:48 No.16029176 >>16029095 300 level 9 spells a day fueled by flexing your muscles YES Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19.50 No. 16029193 216029095 Not only that, but if you take Leadership, Epic Leadership, and Might Makes Right, you can add your theoretically infinite Str bonus to your leadership level You can have literally MILLIONS of followers, all attracted by the SHEER POWER OF YOUR MUSCLES Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19:53 No.16029225 This reminds me of Morrowind. You could catch Corprus, then use shrines a couple of times a week to remove the negative modifiers from it Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)20:15 No.16029399 So you'd be Amold Schwarzenegger? Anonymous 08/22/11 (Mon)20:56 No.16029786 The sheer amount GLORIOUS MUSCLE contained in this thread makes me weep with joy

File: 1314053411 ipa11 KB, 184x184, bf445ca67343678e52e14b5cc7429bf6c2e57db..pg) Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)18:50 No.16028538 There's a Prestige Class called Cancer Mage in Book of Vile Darkness. The first level ability allows a Cancer Mage to ignore any negative effects of a disease In the same book there's a disease called Festering Anger. This disease grants a +2 to Strength if you can contract it, with an additional +2 per day Cancer Mage+Festering Anger Enough Time Infinite Strength MUSCLE WZARDS Discuss Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)18:52 No.16028559 3.5 is horribly broken. We get it Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)18:52 No. 16028567 It's not broken, it's "rewarding mastery of the system' Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)18:52 No.16028568 The BOVD and the BOED were both regarded as slightly broken and really shouldn't be used by anyone Anonymous 08/22/11 (Mon)1853 № 16028571 File 1314053581ipg-(211 KB, 600x900, 1294973421728 jpg) do want What ho, Muscle Wizard! Might you cast us a spellP Ho Ho Ho Ho! Of course young ICAST FIST Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19.05 No.16028734 With Improved Grapple, you won't provoke opportunity attacks. And you can deal 381 nonlethal and lethal damage a round, minimum. You can wrestle a Tarasque to death. Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19:07 No.16028765 If you think THATS bad, you should, very carefully, read the description of the spell "no light" in the BoVD Anonymous 08/22/11 (Mon)19:09 No.16028786 16028734 it low-to-o teligence, and a feat that lets you add your Str bonus to l tir date So one ght easi este a Tarrasque noniet ally to 아 and then punch it until it gives you a pg back There's a feat that lets you ntimidate creatures ride F------ muscle wizards, man Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19.12 No.16028817 Seems legit What am I missing here? Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19.16 No. 16028851 time for a THAT GUY type question how to make the most broken muscle wizard? Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19:19 No.16028877 I don't know the Wizard's roster that well, but I'm sure there's a combination of spells so that you can make a time bubble, give yourself an infinite amount of food, halt your aging, step inside, and fast-forward time a few years in a matter of minuteS Then, punch the DMPC 08/22/11(Mon)19:21 No. 16028899 File 1314055301.ipg-(2 KB, 126x95, 1304582177200s jpg) 16028877 it's too broken for me to handle Hell, use that as a Cancer Mage. YOUR STRENGTH FUELS YOUR SPELLCASTING. Anonymous 08/22/11 (Mon)19 45 No 16029142 lllumian They're bald tool But they can grow mustaches, if I recall. Thus fulfilling the prophecy of OP's image! Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19:48 No.16029176 >>16029095 300 level 9 spells a day fueled by flexing your muscles YES Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19.50 No. 16029193 216029095 Not only that, but if you take Leadership, Epic Leadership, and Might Makes Right, you can add your theoretically infinite Str bonus to your leadership level You can have literally MILLIONS of followers, all attracted by the SHEER POWER OF YOUR MUSCLES Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)19:53 No.16029225 This reminds me of Morrowind. You could catch Corprus, then use shrines a couple of times a week to remove the negative modifiers from it Anonymous 08/22/11(Mon)20:15 No.16029399 So you'd be Amold Schwarzenegger? Anonymous 08/22/11 (Mon)20:56 No.16029786 The sheer amount GLORIOUS MUSCLE contained in this thread makes me weep with joy

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File 1289927834.gif-(246 KB, 500x441, skeletons.gif) undead thread Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)12:17 No.12818985 Hey gents, let's talk about those zany undead Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)12:18 No. 12819002 bump Anonymous 1 1/16/10(Tue)12:22 No. 1281 9026 f--- yeah undead. lemme find some saved stuff while i do that, thread about awesome liches: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1513305/ Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)12:25 No. 12819047 >Obligritory mention of skeletons, due to not having muscles, moving via magic. Ergo there is no physical limit (bar friction breaking them) on how fast they can move their arms. Logically you can wear their arms down to blades. Logically they can spin their arms fast enough to generate lft ying skeleton blenders Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)12:40 No.12819172 File 1289929226.gif-(11 KB, 420x522, death-knight.gif) Liches man they are the best COMMISSAR FORON !INbubB9jqLRJ 11/16/10(Tue)12:46 No.12819216 File 1289929580 ipg-(20 KB, 214x271, 1274204235078.jpg) 12819047 >Everything you just said >Its glorious Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)13:07 No.12819386 So wait, if they can move real fast (improved initative, skitter, s--- like that) would it be faster for them to run or cartwheel? Actually, would it be faster just to get like some skeleton quadrapeds or something and nail some lances to their backs. Prehaps fill their ribs with lead to make them heavy and just make em RAM THE F--- outta castles? With a decent run up and some leg reinforcing I could easy see one hitting 100mph Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)13:10 No.12819414 P> >cartwheeling skeletons My players would emit the power of a thousand WTFs the instant I unveil that Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)17:24 No.12821640 7 KB, 640x400, fly skeletons.jpg) THIlIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPP!!! Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)17:26 No.12821659 >12821640 F--- YES! YOU'RE POST IS GOOD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD!! Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)17:29 No.12821693 >12821640 I love /tg/ Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)17:32 No.12821714 P> Did somebody say... SKELECOPTERS!? □ CommissarMega !EJmdGZdQ+SD 11/16/10(Tue)17:34 No.12821743 I swear if i ever saw skelecopters. I would die. Not because they chopped me to pieces but because l was laughing so hard I couldn't breath Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)17:35 No.12821754 File 1289946922 ipg-(28 KB, 472x454, Respek_Knuckles.jpg) Spo >12819047 P> uckl

File 1289927834.gif-(246 KB, 500x441, skeletons.gif) undead thread Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)12:17 No.12818985 Hey gents, let's talk about those zany undead Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)12:18 No. 12819002 bump Anonymous 1 1/16/10(Tue)12:22 No. 1281 9026 f--- yeah undead. lemme find some saved stuff while i do that, thread about awesome liches: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1513305/ Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)12:25 No. 12819047 >Obligritory mention of skeletons, due to not having muscles, moving via magic. Ergo there is no physical limit (bar friction breaking them) on how fast they can move their arms. Logically you can wear their arms down to blades. Logically they can spin their arms fast enough to generate lft ying skeleton blenders Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)12:40 No.12819172 File 1289929226.gif-(11 KB, 420x522, death-knight.gif) Liches man they are the best COMMISSAR FORON !INbubB9jqLRJ 11/16/10(Tue)12:46 No.12819216 File 1289929580 ipg-(20 KB, 214x271, 1274204235078.jpg) 12819047 >Everything you just said >Its glorious Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)13:07 No.12819386 So wait, if they can move real fast (improved initative, skitter, s--- like that) would it be faster for them to run or cartwheel? Actually, would it be faster just to get like some skeleton quadrapeds or something and nail some lances to their backs. Prehaps fill their ribs with lead to make them heavy and just make em RAM THE F--- outta castles? With a decent run up and some leg reinforcing I could easy see one hitting 100mph Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)13:10 No.12819414 P> >cartwheeling skeletons My players would emit the power of a thousand WTFs the instant I unveil that Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)17:24 No.12821640 7 KB, 640x400, fly skeletons.jpg) THIlIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPP!!! Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)17:26 No.12821659 >12821640 F--- YES! YOU'RE POST IS GOOD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD!! Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)17:29 No.12821693 >12821640 I love /tg/ Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)17:32 No.12821714 P> Did somebody say... SKELECOPTERS!? □ CommissarMega !EJmdGZdQ+SD 11/16/10(Tue)17:34 No.12821743 I swear if i ever saw skelecopters. I would die. Not because they chopped me to pieces but because l was laughing so hard I couldn't breath Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)17:35 No.12821754 File 1289946922 ipg-(28 KB, 472x454, Respek_Knuckles.jpg) Spo >12819047 P> uckl

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part 2 of old man henderson
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part one of the old man henderson story,
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Bring me to your jamster

File: 1357624956718.ipg-(97 KB, 792x794, 7.jpg) □ Anonymous 01/08/13(Tue)01:02 No.22464072 Replies: 2222464185 > The dark Lichnomancer was prophecized to be defeated in battle by the Chosen One five hundred years ago > He failed, and the Lichnomancer cast the world into darkness > You live in squalor, in one of a few remaining scattered villages of the living, trying not to draw attention from the roving zombie armies that aren't even necessary, but still terrorize those "lucky" enough to still remain > You get about two hours of cloudly sunlight per day around noon, and the farmlands can barely support the village - the rest of the day there is nothing but magically-induced darkness in the sky > One day a black-and-gold carriage made out of painted human bones, its wheels made of metal spikes and human skulls, pulls into your village > Everyone locks themselves in their homes, but you were too slow > Ohshitohshitohshit > Carriage opens its door, out comes a twelve-foot lich with a flaming skull and black robes, his nine-foot tall stff with a gem the color of human souls on top > "HUMAN," he says in a voice that chills you to the bone. "I HAVE COME HERE FOR ONE REASON - AND ONE REASON ALONE. SUBMIT, AND I MAY SPARE THIS VILLAGE, IF ONLY OUT OF DISINTEREST IN IT." > Your knees wobbling > He slams his staff into the ground, and around you forms a basketball court out of blood, bones, sinnew, the nets made out of preserved muscles. The moon above blinks out of existence no, it just shrunk, so much that it now falls from the sky, and with a slam, lands, bouncing once, twice, three times in front of you , you croke out a "What?" > "I AM HERE TO JAM." the lichnomancer says, and picks up the ball. He throws it into your chest, and you find it's the weight of a normal basketball What do?

File: 1357624956718.ipg-(97 KB, 792x794, 7.jpg) □ Anonymous 01/08/13(Tue)01:02 No.22464072 Replies: 2222464185 > The dark Lichnomancer was prophecized to be defeated in battle by the Chosen One five hundred years ago > He failed, and the Lichnomancer cast the world into darkness > You live in squalor, in one of a few remaining scattered villages of the living, trying not to draw attention from the roving zombie armies that aren't even necessary, but still terrorize those "lucky" enough to still remain > You get about two hours of cloudly sunlight per day around noon, and the farmlands can barely support the village - the rest of the day there is nothing but magically-induced darkness in the sky > One day a black-and-gold carriage made out of painted human bones, its wheels made of metal spikes and human skulls, pulls into your village > Everyone locks themselves in their homes, but you were too slow > Ohshitohshitohshit > Carriage opens its door, out comes a twelve-foot lich with a flaming skull and black robes, his nine-foot tall stff with a gem the color of human souls on top > "HUMAN," he says in a voice that chills you to the bone. "I HAVE COME HERE FOR ONE REASON - AND ONE REASON ALONE. SUBMIT, AND I MAY SPARE THIS VILLAGE, IF ONLY OUT OF DISINTEREST IN IT." > Your knees wobbling > He slams his staff into the ground, and around you forms a basketball court out of blood, bones, sinnew, the nets made out of preserved muscles. The moon above blinks out of existence no, it just shrunk, so much that it now falls from the sky, and with a slam, lands, bouncing once, twice, three times in front of you , you croke out a "What?" > "I AM HERE TO JAM." the lichnomancer says, and picks up the ball. He throws it into your chest, and you find it's the weight of a normal basketball What do?

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the ulimate nercomancer

File: 1332209948.ipg-(175 KB, 1600x1022, Ultimate_Necromancer.jpg) Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:19 No.133208539 I was eating breakfast today and I dropped my spoon in the cereal. after I has fished it out I looked up and there, sitting across the table from me, was the Ultimate Necromancer. "l know you ain't lookin in there for yo virginity." I choked and lurched forward and spat a mouthful of milky cereal on the table. one of his skeletons walked into the kitchen. the skeleton was like "damn" Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:20 No.133208638 I was taking notes in class when the ultimate necromancer walked into the lecture hall and sat down next to me. I squirmed in my chair and looked at him out of the corner of my eye. nobody else seemed to notice his staff and cloak and the skeletons who shambled in afterwards and sat in the next row back. he took out a notebook and began taking notes. I looked over quickly to see what he was writing and it said "my skeleton's aint the only one in this hall with they bones showing. check it." I gasped and the lecturer suddenly spun around, dropped his chalk on the floor, and was like "damn! Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:21 No.133208730 I was out at the graveyard digging up a few coffins with the help of my two least rotted zombies when a dark figure in a velour robe walked up to me with a big-breasted vampire girl hanging off his arm. He lifted up his shades and looked me over head to toe before speaking. "Boy, you about as spooky as a closed-down Hot Topic store." He gestured to my magical staff. "Look at this s---, somewhere there's a playground with some sad-ass kids wondering where they tetherball pole went." One of the zombies was obviously agitated and started shambling towards the mysterious man. With the flick of a hand, he sent a cone of cold at the zombie, freezing its putrid flesh almost instantly. A quick thrust of his cane shattered the hapless creature instantly. "Look hard, son. That's the most ice you're ever gonna see in your unlife." He and his vampire companion turned to leave. Before disappearing into the shadows completely, he shouted into the night, "And your ceremonial robe look like a dishrag." I was stupefied and speechless. At that moment, I knew how my zombies felt. Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:22 No.133208846 on the train yesterday I got on at gallivan square and was heading down towards ballpark when I saw a bum on the side of the road with a sign. I read it and it said "my skeleton called he wants he rags back" and I looked again at the bum and realized it was the ultimate necromancer! I gasped and tried to turn away but at the next stop who should get on but the ultimate necromancer himself. he sits down next to me and a few of his skeletons come on and stand around holding on to the railings. I'm shaking with fear and the sweat is pouring in torrents down my face and back. the necromancer leans in close to me and whispers in my ear "I've got a reanimated cat that's more p---- than you're ever gonna see." and I screamed, tore my clothes, leaped from the seat, slammed my head and arms on the plexiglass window until it broke, leaped through it from the moving train at sixty miles an hour, landed on the gravel beside the tracks, and tore at my face and eyes with my own hands while a bloodcurdling "DAMN!" forced its way from my throat. Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:26 No.133209127 I was fighting some knights in a dank dungeon the other day and l'd just sent the last one toppling backwards into a pit of spikes when one of my dread zombies gestured to the darkness at the other end of the passage and groaned. I cast a light spell and who should it reveal but the ultimate necromancer. a skeleton with a wide pelvis was on his arm and his cane throbbed with dark energies. I shifted my weight from foot to foot. "that iron spike the only thing penetratin up in this fortress of solitude." my zombies thrashed about in agony and my face turned ashen. I moved to bring my staff to bear on him but he waved me away with a flick of his diamond-encrusted fingers. "you can bring the dead back to life but n---- you staff flaccid like a wet french fry." I screamed and the scream reverbated through the passages of the dungeon, bouncing off the mossy stone and returning to me twisted, garbled and from a thousand different directions. I sank to my knees and the ultimate necromancer passed by. from the spike pit, with his dying breath the knight struggled to lift his head and mumble "damn Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:27 No.133209238 I was in the club looking to on the floor. Even I can't bring that s--- back." I felt woozy. With a snap of his fingers, every girl in the joint heeled up behind him. "Let's roll up outta here, ladies. This scene's dead as hell anyway I held my hand to my rapidly thumping heart as The Ultimate Necromancer floated to the door. With one last glance, he flipped an old dusty grimoire at my feet. "Study up on some skills, lil man With trembling fingers, I reached for the book, only to have it jump up and slap me across the jaw. "Lesson one, bitch. You can't teach this s---." The spellbook took off after The Ultimate Necromancer, and his laughter rung in my ears p on a girl when I feel a cold tap on my shoulder. I'm shocked into shame to see it's none other than The Ultimate Necromancer. "Look at your game, rotting there □ Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:30 No.13320947 I stayed home because I was afraid of running into the ultimate necromancer so l watched TV. They were about to award the oscars. Than I saw him. The ultimate necromancer won in the category of best everything. He took his price and stared calmly into one of the cameras. He uttered I have a few words to say these words alone made me nervous Sweating and pantingI tried to grab the remote, but I couldnt find it. ..a little shoutout to a certain wannabe necromancer thats watching right now...who only reanimates the dead because he cant get laid with real girls...' my head starts to hurt. The taste of blood fills my mouth. "... but even the dead reject him.' My vision gets blurry and I start to vomit. '1 heard he dug his grandma out recently.' I start breathing histerically. 'So who knows...' I pee my pants in fear. I cant make a single clear thougt. '...if he lost his virginity to her.' I fell over and tried to gather my last bit of power, but no use The last thing im seeing... hundreds of zombie celbrities looking at the camera, moaning in unison 'damn' Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:32 No.133209606 One time I was praying to god hoping he would forgive me for my sins. The ultimate Necromancer came up from behind and whispered into my ear: 'there is no god. after death your flesh will decay and your corpse will rot. God is dead. and hes my slave now.' I looked up to the sky and heard a divine voice like thunder roar 'DAMN"

File: 1332209948.ipg-(175 KB, 1600x1022, Ultimate_Necromancer.jpg) Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:19 No.133208539 I was eating breakfast today and I dropped my spoon in the cereal. after I has fished it out I looked up and there, sitting across the table from me, was the Ultimate Necromancer. "l know you ain't lookin in there for yo virginity." I choked and lurched forward and spat a mouthful of milky cereal on the table. one of his skeletons walked into the kitchen. the skeleton was like "damn" Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:20 No.133208638 I was taking notes in class when the ultimate necromancer walked into the lecture hall and sat down next to me. I squirmed in my chair and looked at him out of the corner of my eye. nobody else seemed to notice his staff and cloak and the skeletons who shambled in afterwards and sat in the next row back. he took out a notebook and began taking notes. I looked over quickly to see what he was writing and it said "my skeleton's aint the only one in this hall with they bones showing. check it." I gasped and the lecturer suddenly spun around, dropped his chalk on the floor, and was like "damn! Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:21 No.133208730 I was out at the graveyard digging up a few coffins with the help of my two least rotted zombies when a dark figure in a velour robe walked up to me with a big-breasted vampire girl hanging off his arm. He lifted up his shades and looked me over head to toe before speaking. "Boy, you about as spooky as a closed-down Hot Topic store." He gestured to my magical staff. "Look at this s---, somewhere there's a playground with some sad-ass kids wondering where they tetherball pole went." One of the zombies was obviously agitated and started shambling towards the mysterious man. With the flick of a hand, he sent a cone of cold at the zombie, freezing its putrid flesh almost instantly. A quick thrust of his cane shattered the hapless creature instantly. "Look hard, son. That's the most ice you're ever gonna see in your unlife." He and his vampire companion turned to leave. Before disappearing into the shadows completely, he shouted into the night, "And your ceremonial robe look like a dishrag." I was stupefied and speechless. At that moment, I knew how my zombies felt. Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:22 No.133208846 on the train yesterday I got on at gallivan square and was heading down towards ballpark when I saw a bum on the side of the road with a sign. I read it and it said "my skeleton called he wants he rags back" and I looked again at the bum and realized it was the ultimate necromancer! I gasped and tried to turn away but at the next stop who should get on but the ultimate necromancer himself. he sits down next to me and a few of his skeletons come on and stand around holding on to the railings. I'm shaking with fear and the sweat is pouring in torrents down my face and back. the necromancer leans in close to me and whispers in my ear "I've got a reanimated cat that's more p---- than you're ever gonna see." and I screamed, tore my clothes, leaped from the seat, slammed my head and arms on the plexiglass window until it broke, leaped through it from the moving train at sixty miles an hour, landed on the gravel beside the tracks, and tore at my face and eyes with my own hands while a bloodcurdling "DAMN!" forced its way from my throat. Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:26 No.133209127 I was fighting some knights in a dank dungeon the other day and l'd just sent the last one toppling backwards into a pit of spikes when one of my dread zombies gestured to the darkness at the other end of the passage and groaned. I cast a light spell and who should it reveal but the ultimate necromancer. a skeleton with a wide pelvis was on his arm and his cane throbbed with dark energies. I shifted my weight from foot to foot. "that iron spike the only thing penetratin up in this fortress of solitude." my zombies thrashed about in agony and my face turned ashen. I moved to bring my staff to bear on him but he waved me away with a flick of his diamond-encrusted fingers. "you can bring the dead back to life but n---- you staff flaccid like a wet french fry." I screamed and the scream reverbated through the passages of the dungeon, bouncing off the mossy stone and returning to me twisted, garbled and from a thousand different directions. I sank to my knees and the ultimate necromancer passed by. from the spike pit, with his dying breath the knight struggled to lift his head and mumble "damn Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:27 No.133209238 I was in the club looking to on the floor. Even I can't bring that s--- back." I felt woozy. With a snap of his fingers, every girl in the joint heeled up behind him. "Let's roll up outta here, ladies. This scene's dead as hell anyway I held my hand to my rapidly thumping heart as The Ultimate Necromancer floated to the door. With one last glance, he flipped an old dusty grimoire at my feet. "Study up on some skills, lil man With trembling fingers, I reached for the book, only to have it jump up and slap me across the jaw. "Lesson one, bitch. You can't teach this s---." The spellbook took off after The Ultimate Necromancer, and his laughter rung in my ears p on a girl when I feel a cold tap on my shoulder. I'm shocked into shame to see it's none other than The Ultimate Necromancer. "Look at your game, rotting there □ Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:30 No.13320947 I stayed home because I was afraid of running into the ultimate necromancer so l watched TV. They were about to award the oscars. Than I saw him. The ultimate necromancer won in the category of best everything. He took his price and stared calmly into one of the cameras. He uttered I have a few words to say these words alone made me nervous Sweating and pantingI tried to grab the remote, but I couldnt find it. ..a little shoutout to a certain wannabe necromancer thats watching right now...who only reanimates the dead because he cant get laid with real girls...' my head starts to hurt. The taste of blood fills my mouth. "... but even the dead reject him.' My vision gets blurry and I start to vomit. '1 heard he dug his grandma out recently.' I start breathing histerically. 'So who knows...' I pee my pants in fear. I cant make a single clear thougt. '...if he lost his virginity to her.' I fell over and tried to gather my last bit of power, but no use The last thing im seeing... hundreds of zombie celbrities looking at the camera, moaning in unison 'damn' Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:32 No.133209606 One time I was praying to god hoping he would forgive me for my sins. The ultimate Necromancer came up from behind and whispered into my ear: 'there is no god. after death your flesh will decay and your corpse will rot. God is dead. and hes my slave now.' I looked up to the sky and heard a divine voice like thunder roar 'DAMN"

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