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Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)08:42:31 No.4032156740321733 240321752 40322200 4032270440322930 40323055 40323084 Everyone's made their characters and are ready to go That Guy's character name is Hitler, has a picture of Hitler as his reference picture and has German as one of his languages DM vetoes it for obvious reason That Guy gets a little mad but says he'll change it Couple of minutes later he changed the name to Hitler's last name, Fuhrer, photoshopped a pair of sunglasses on his Hitler picture and added ranks into the Disguise skill DM gives it the thumbs up what the f------ hell man □ Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)08:56:03 No.40321 733 40321 792 2240321848 >>40321567 He's not the that guy; you are. That's goddamn hilarious. Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)10:02:15 No.40322704 ile: nazisamongus ipg (202 KB, 988x380) TREE PRESS WEEKLY PRAIRIE FARMER SEVEN Would You Know Der Fuehrer's Face If He Settled in Western Canada? HITLER AU NATUREL MAYBE A CHEF A PROFESSOR OR JUST A HOBo OR THE GUY NEXT DOOR Want More Traffic $100,000 Sent To Aid Final Tribute Paid n T Chinese At KweilinT M Dirty Trick Mackinnon Appointed ... Tr r.inu >40321567

Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)08:42:31 No.4032156740321733 240321752 40322200 4032270440322930 40323055 40323084 Everyone's made their characters and are ready to go That Guy's character name is Hitler, has a picture of Hitler as his reference picture and has German as one of his languages DM vetoes it for obvious reason That Guy gets a little mad but says he'll change it Couple of minutes later he changed the name to Hitler's last name, Fuhrer, photoshopped a pair of sunglasses on his Hitler picture and added ranks into the Disguise skill DM gives it the thumbs up what the f------ hell man □ Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)08:56:03 No.40321 733 40321 792 2240321848 >>40321567 He's not the that guy; you are. That's goddamn hilarious. Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)10:02:15 No.40322704 ile: nazisamongus ipg (202 KB, 988x380) TREE PRESS WEEKLY PRAIRIE FARMER SEVEN Would You Know Der Fuehrer's Face If He Settled in Western Canada? HITLER AU NATUREL MAYBE A CHEF A PROFESSOR OR JUST A HOBo OR THE GUY NEXT DOOR Want More Traffic $100,000 Sent To Aid Final Tribute Paid n T Chinese At KweilinT M Dirty Trick Mackinnon Appointed ... Tr r.inu >40321567

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El Anonymous 02/27/11 (Sun)01:34 No. 14058910 Θ >Walking home from party late one evening >Several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing >Try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as s--- >Catch me in some random college student neighborhood >Oh s---, my ass is about to be beaten >Still in talking phase >Lights fick on in the house >Three guys in full musketeer garb walk out >Leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent >"What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!" >Guys start yelling at them to f--- off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten >Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard!" >All three of them draw rapiers on their belts >Guys run >"1 know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale, stranger!" >Spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics >Bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there >Blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it in a machine shop accident >Stagger home completely drunk with a hat I have no idea people like that existed. Or had the money to rent a house. □ SothlknPhGLZt6gr 02/27/11(Sun)01:36 No.14058930曰 F------ EPIC > D Anonymous 02/27/11 (Sun)01:41 No. 140589829 u14016210 THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

El Anonymous 02/27/11 (Sun)01:34 No. 14058910 Θ >Walking home from party late one evening >Several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing >Try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as s--- >Catch me in some random college student neighborhood >Oh s---, my ass is about to be beaten >Still in talking phase >Lights fick on in the house >Three guys in full musketeer garb walk out >Leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent >"What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!" >Guys start yelling at them to f--- off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten >Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard!" >All three of them draw rapiers on their belts >Guys run >"1 know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale, stranger!" >Spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics >Bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there >Blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it in a machine shop accident >Stagger home completely drunk with a hat I have no idea people like that existed. Or had the money to rent a house. □ SothlknPhGLZt6gr 02/27/11(Sun)01:36 No.14058930曰 F------ EPIC > D Anonymous 02/27/11 (Sun)01:41 No. 140589829 u14016210 THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

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>> □ Anonymous 08/09/11 (Tue)10:48 No.15877222 23 Right, suppose I better put a PC story here as well as a DM one.. in my first game, I was Trivon, the half-elven Cleric of a party of 4 paladin, and a big fat old ex-bartender human rogue (think Thenardier from Les Mis) me, a big dopey-but-affable orc fighter, a zealous human My guy was a real idealist, very neutral good not wide-eyed and full of naiveté, but just very quietly believed there was inherent goodness in everyone. Kind of got forced to act as the moral center of the party, he and the orc had a very Heavy/Medic dynamic LOVE ZIS HALFELF), he stayed the paladin's hand more than once, and pudgerogue often made a lot of noise of "not bein able to have any fun while the kid's around" but seemed to go almost paternal at times. But he trusted that all of them were good people, and believed that it was a kind of destiny that brought them all together There was one memorable exchange where the paladin almost left the party at his treating a particularly bastardly enemy prisoner with kindness, claiming that he didn't deserve to be shown any mercy. Trivon's mumbled reply was that "t's not about who deserves it" □ Anonymous 08/09/11 (Tue)10:49 No.15877227 P> Over the course of the party's journey, they learned of and came into opposition with a dark magus, a man who completely destroyed an entire plane of existence, bearing almost unstoppable arcane energies. The paladin, understandable, swore vengeance against him, the orc figured he was a Bad Man, and the rogue just thought he was too powerful to be left to his own devices. Whenever Trivon tried to suggest that he might not be totally evil, he was scoffed at (and justified, I guess.) In the middle of a sneaky stealth mission into said villain's lair Through a haphazard binding of a Clairvoyance spell to a completely blank journal, he managed to access the VILLAIN'S journal as though that was the book he was holding. Essentially, he found that the villain gained his powers through an arcane surge from an artifact, killing his family (a wife, Rhea, and son, Theodore) and entire village in the pr was or used to be a good man The ch ended what have l ote. Trivon never mentioned this to the party. But it pretty □ Anonymous 08/09/11 (Tue)10:49 No.15877238 P> The climactic moment came when the party had trekked up through the innards of a massive volcano to find the magus floating in the center of the volcano's mouth, preparing a ritual that would cause the volcano to rise above the world and erupt endlessly, "cleansing all in fire". From the volcano's rim they traded attacks, magic and arrows flying across the chasm while the paladin and rogue fought off molten beasts trying to knock us into the lava below. When at long last the magus started to f--, Trivon shed his pack (Aside: I had been OOC building up that I had prepared one singular spell in preparation for this final battle, and they had been guessi I kinds of potentially powerful things Energy Dr □ Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)10:50 No.15877246 15877238 The paladin, seeing Trivon getting rid of his equipment, shouted several variants on "what the hell are you doing", and Trivon just gave him a resigned smile before kicking his pack away, and Wall of Stone. As e bridge formed beneath hi a long lane of rock leading directly to the center. The magus saw him approaching, and fired f whic Ow You are forgiven" Trivon speaks quietly. "Rhea and Theodore wait for you." And to the DM, I said o "Final spell. Ato l. The The DM told lava, the DM said that Trivon e someone rely- a shocked, sad old ma e word: "Thank-" Anonymous 08/09/11Tue)10:51 No. 15877253 >15877246 estroying the rest of the magus's minions. The volcano calmed, the ritual stopped, and After watching the both of th the paladin found Trivon's pack. Within were all his possessions, and the villain's "jour art bookmarked with a small slip of paper that said simply To feel sorrow is to deserve peace." Lamp 0809/11 Te)10:56 No. 15877281 315877246 You may cast this spell upon a creature of an opposing alignment in order to offer it a chance to change its alignment to match yours. The prospective subject must be present for the entire casting process. Upon completion of the spell, the subject freely chooses whether it retains its original alignment or acquiesces to your offer and changes to your alignment."

>> □ Anonymous 08/09/11 (Tue)10:48 No.15877222 23 Right, suppose I better put a PC story here as well as a DM one.. in my first game, I was Trivon, the half-elven Cleric of a party of 4 paladin, and a big fat old ex-bartender human rogue (think Thenardier from Les Mis) me, a big dopey-but-affable orc fighter, a zealous human My guy was a real idealist, very neutral good not wide-eyed and full of naiveté, but just very quietly believed there was inherent goodness in everyone. Kind of got forced to act as the moral center of the party, he and the orc had a very Heavy/Medic dynamic LOVE ZIS HALFELF), he stayed the paladin's hand more than once, and pudgerogue often made a lot of noise of "not bein able to have any fun while the kid's around" but seemed to go almost paternal at times. But he trusted that all of them were good people, and believed that it was a kind of destiny that brought them all together There was one memorable exchange where the paladin almost left the party at his treating a particularly bastardly enemy prisoner with kindness, claiming that he didn't deserve to be shown any mercy. Trivon's mumbled reply was that "t's not about who deserves it" □ Anonymous 08/09/11 (Tue)10:49 No.15877227 P> Over the course of the party's journey, they learned of and came into opposition with a dark magus, a man who completely destroyed an entire plane of existence, bearing almost unstoppable arcane energies. The paladin, understandable, swore vengeance against him, the orc figured he was a Bad Man, and the rogue just thought he was too powerful to be left to his own devices. Whenever Trivon tried to suggest that he might not be totally evil, he was scoffed at (and justified, I guess.) In the middle of a sneaky stealth mission into said villain's lair Through a haphazard binding of a Clairvoyance spell to a completely blank journal, he managed to access the VILLAIN'S journal as though that was the book he was holding. Essentially, he found that the villain gained his powers through an arcane surge from an artifact, killing his family (a wife, Rhea, and son, Theodore) and entire village in the pr was or used to be a good man The ch ended what have l ote. Trivon never mentioned this to the party. But it pretty □ Anonymous 08/09/11 (Tue)10:49 No.15877238 P> The climactic moment came when the party had trekked up through the innards of a massive volcano to find the magus floating in the center of the volcano's mouth, preparing a ritual that would cause the volcano to rise above the world and erupt endlessly, "cleansing all in fire". From the volcano's rim they traded attacks, magic and arrows flying across the chasm while the paladin and rogue fought off molten beasts trying to knock us into the lava below. When at long last the magus started to f--, Trivon shed his pack (Aside: I had been OOC building up that I had prepared one singular spell in preparation for this final battle, and they had been guessi I kinds of potentially powerful things Energy Dr □ Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)10:50 No.15877246 15877238 The paladin, seeing Trivon getting rid of his equipment, shouted several variants on "what the hell are you doing", and Trivon just gave him a resigned smile before kicking his pack away, and Wall of Stone. As e bridge formed beneath hi a long lane of rock leading directly to the center. The magus saw him approaching, and fired f whic Ow You are forgiven" Trivon speaks quietly. "Rhea and Theodore wait for you." And to the DM, I said o "Final spell. Ato l. The The DM told lava, the DM said that Trivon e someone rely- a shocked, sad old ma e word: "Thank-" Anonymous 08/09/11Tue)10:51 No. 15877253 >15877246 estroying the rest of the magus's minions. The volcano calmed, the ritual stopped, and After watching the both of th the paladin found Trivon's pack. Within were all his possessions, and the villain's "jour art bookmarked with a small slip of paper that said simply To feel sorrow is to deserve peace." Lamp 0809/11 Te)10:56 No. 15877281 315877246 You may cast this spell upon a creature of an opposing alignment in order to offer it a chance to change its alignment to match yours. The prospective subject must be present for the entire casting process. Upon completion of the spell, the subject freely chooses whether it retains its original alignment or acquiesces to your offer and changes to your alignment."

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ile :1231288407 ipg-(505 KB, 971x1179, dwarfjpg) Awesome Stories About Your Groups Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)19:33 No. 3332913 Okay, so, I was running a 4th edition campaign in a homebrew setting I made up so that all races were pretty much unified so my characters could play monster races without getting lynched every time they went into a village Anyways, the party was at about level 15 or so, with a Dwarf Fighter, Hobgoblin Warlord, Goblin Rogue, and an Eladrin Wizard. The guy who played the Dwarf was pretty experienced with RPGs and D&D in general, so he had been playing the same character for a while, while some of the group has rerolled a few times So, the group was heading off to rescue some friends who were kidnapped ( was trying to make an emotional encounter) by some crazy hedonistic Wizard. He had them locked up in his tower which was filled to the brim with crazy magical traps and stuff. Needless to say I was pretty excited to run this adventure I had made sure that they had no choice but to enter this one room with a bottomless pit, and since the Dwarf always decided to travel in front. He would fall in, the PC's would solve an easy puzzle, loot falls out of the ceiling, everybody's happy and relieved. Or the party would freak the f--- out and not know what to do, which was also acceptable So, they get to the room, and the Dwarf falls into the pit, queue "just as planned", and I begin my monologue describing what's happening. But before could get the first few words out of my mouth, the guy playing the Dwarf just says "No, I dont fall into the pit. And I try telling him that he's not gonna talk me out of it. But he won't have it, he even says "l sit down mid air, and use my Dwarven stubbornness to kill the pit. Everybody cracks up because that's exactly what his 8 INT Fighter would do. I tell him that it's just an easy puzzle to get him out, and they get loot at the end, but he wouldn't have it (cont □ Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)19:34 No.3332920 3332913 cont "I'll even roll 1d100, and if I get 100, the pit dies." So at this point I figured he wasnt kidding around, andI say "Make it 2d100 and if you get 200 Ill let you.. Stubborn the pit to death." So he rolls the first pair of 10s and gets A F------ 100. Me and my group serious the f--- up and hold our breaths as he rolls the next pair with a massive f------ grin on his face. ANOTHER, F------, 100 "Alright, you.. You plop down, mid-air, and through your endless Dwarven stubbornness, the pit begins to belch and twist, finally imploding on itself, leaving you sitting calmly on the floor." "Stupid pit." □ Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)20:25 No.3333296 File 1231291537 ipg-(33 KB, 480x640, itsbeautiful.jpg) ITS 23332920 is pretty awesome BEAUTIFUL

ile :1231288407 ipg-(505 KB, 971x1179, dwarfjpg) Awesome Stories About Your Groups Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)19:33 No. 3332913 Okay, so, I was running a 4th edition campaign in a homebrew setting I made up so that all races were pretty much unified so my characters could play monster races without getting lynched every time they went into a village Anyways, the party was at about level 15 or so, with a Dwarf Fighter, Hobgoblin Warlord, Goblin Rogue, and an Eladrin Wizard. The guy who played the Dwarf was pretty experienced with RPGs and D&D in general, so he had been playing the same character for a while, while some of the group has rerolled a few times So, the group was heading off to rescue some friends who were kidnapped ( was trying to make an emotional encounter) by some crazy hedonistic Wizard. He had them locked up in his tower which was filled to the brim with crazy magical traps and stuff. Needless to say I was pretty excited to run this adventure I had made sure that they had no choice but to enter this one room with a bottomless pit, and since the Dwarf always decided to travel in front. He would fall in, the PC's would solve an easy puzzle, loot falls out of the ceiling, everybody's happy and relieved. Or the party would freak the f--- out and not know what to do, which was also acceptable So, they get to the room, and the Dwarf falls into the pit, queue "just as planned", and I begin my monologue describing what's happening. But before could get the first few words out of my mouth, the guy playing the Dwarf just says "No, I dont fall into the pit. And I try telling him that he's not gonna talk me out of it. But he won't have it, he even says "l sit down mid air, and use my Dwarven stubbornness to kill the pit. Everybody cracks up because that's exactly what his 8 INT Fighter would do. I tell him that it's just an easy puzzle to get him out, and they get loot at the end, but he wouldn't have it (cont □ Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)19:34 No.3332920 3332913 cont "I'll even roll 1d100, and if I get 100, the pit dies." So at this point I figured he wasnt kidding around, andI say "Make it 2d100 and if you get 200 Ill let you.. Stubborn the pit to death." So he rolls the first pair of 10s and gets A F------ 100. Me and my group serious the f--- up and hold our breaths as he rolls the next pair with a massive f------ grin on his face. ANOTHER, F------, 100 "Alright, you.. You plop down, mid-air, and through your endless Dwarven stubbornness, the pit begins to belch and twist, finally imploding on itself, leaving you sitting calmly on the floor." "Stupid pit." □ Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)20:25 No.3333296 File 1231291537 ipg-(33 KB, 480x640, itsbeautiful.jpg) ITS 23332920 is pretty awesome BEAUTIFUL

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□ Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)16:46:01 UTC-5 No.24708020 O Replies:ー247081 392224708236 new player in my group >rolls a serf, ranger class soppressive feudal setting >has to leave his farm to sort out a dispute with the local lord >joins up with the party after finding out about the necromancer >he doesn't talk much in group discussions >he doesnt talk at all out of character >he just sits there, writing on these little bits of paper >we try our best to pull him into the campaign >he refuses to care, just carries on writing his notes >doesnt get involved in other players sidestories >makes terrible build choices, barely contributes to fights swont chip in when we collectively buy items >we're pretty sick of the guy >we finally kill the lich lord and restore the monarchy >king gives a long speech thanking us and saying that we'll be richly rewarded for our actions >the king talks to each of us in turn, asking what we want sranger asks that the king liberate the peasants >king refuses ranger player turns to us >"Looks like I'm out of options" >stops writing >hands us his gold and items hands us the papers >stabs the king in the middle of the throneroom >DM is furious >guards seize the player >he's brutally beaten, tortured, beheaded sread the notes sthey're all letters >the guy has written 127 letters to his wife and kids >everything is in there, details of the quest, his thoughts on each of the players, his hopes to make a better life for everybody >last note is an apology, telling them that he loves them, what he's about to do and that he wont be back

□ Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)16:46:01 UTC-5 No.24708020 O Replies:ー247081 392224708236 new player in my group >rolls a serf, ranger class soppressive feudal setting >has to leave his farm to sort out a dispute with the local lord >joins up with the party after finding out about the necromancer >he doesn't talk much in group discussions >he doesnt talk at all out of character >he just sits there, writing on these little bits of paper >we try our best to pull him into the campaign >he refuses to care, just carries on writing his notes >doesnt get involved in other players sidestories >makes terrible build choices, barely contributes to fights swont chip in when we collectively buy items >we're pretty sick of the guy >we finally kill the lich lord and restore the monarchy >king gives a long speech thanking us and saying that we'll be richly rewarded for our actions >the king talks to each of us in turn, asking what we want sranger asks that the king liberate the peasants >king refuses ranger player turns to us >"Looks like I'm out of options" >stops writing >hands us his gold and items hands us the papers >stabs the king in the middle of the throneroom >DM is furious >guards seize the player >he's brutally beaten, tortured, beheaded sread the notes sthey're all letters >the guy has written 127 letters to his wife and kids >everything is in there, details of the quest, his thoughts on each of the players, his hopes to make a better life for everybody >last note is an apology, telling them that he loves them, what he's about to do and that he wont be back

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>> □ Sarneo 04/21/07(Sar)0007No.1 11360 Dumb Stht as in accidents? Bemg excessivly stupie? Or Stuff that you would be defined as just plam dumb for your characters to attempt My Paladin was sitting alone in the tavern, while the party was doing some irreputable thing and didn't want me knowing, when a peasent comes in to warn everyone to hide, scouts saw the Orc army that had been aluded to during ithe entire campaign was just a few hours march The Rest of the party had no idea and where away and where actually getting kiled by being stupid and being lead into an obvious trap.)My Paladin character, who has been laughed at his entire life for one thing or another, stepped up with an air of determimation that would have made the most epic veteren of many wars quiver. He told the guards how to set up the defenses, as he rode off to prevent this town from being destroyed in any means he could This orc amy had been devastating the lands. Snce the beginning of the campaign have we heard about their Epic level Half fend Orc Fighter specced cleric of Orc God leading the campaign on his No weaknesses Vampire Fang Dragon His amy of ten thousand marched to the town to claim it for their God >> □ Same o 04/21/07(Sat)00:08 No. 111363 And my level seven paladn rode off to Stop their reign of fear and destruction here. I met an Orc Scouting party and told them to go tell their boss to surrender, otherwise this will be the last day he sees on this earth. the laughed, so I fought and broke their squad and won the fight agairst the ten of them by being smat and geting lucky. In the mean time, the rest of the paty had wupped by falling n the most obvious of traps and getting backstabbed. I so wanted to scream at them for being so stupid and warning them, but i wasn't about to meta game So the Dm conchuded that the campagn was over. But i Stated i wanted to contnue, and ifi died, i died, i would at least see the rest of the story be told damn it. So there i was, a the edge of this forest, watching the orc amy move past me I took out my bow, and fired a shot into the mass, klling something Then agan. and agam. untl they realized someone is killing them from the forest. They sent in a group to find who it was. I Hid from all of them, and killed anyones who found me. I continued shooting into the mass, and they sent more mto the forest >> □ Sarneo 04/21/07(Sar)00:08 No. 1 1 1 364 I continued this for a few more minutes. Until finally i saw the Vampire fang dragon in the sky fiying towards the forest He used some sort of fire breath attack for some reason and started burning down the forest I took pot shots at the dragon until i p----- it off something fierce I ran threw the cover of the forest, and searched for a fallen sturdy log, and a high Y shaped tree bearing I lifted the log using all of my strength to drag it on to the y Shaped tree bering. I fired fame arrows into the air to show the dragon where i was I mounted up as i saw it approach. and when it was close enough I did something stupid compared to everything else, it really was I rode my War horse up the Log and jumped into the air as high as it could go and then jumped off, passing the neccesary rolls to do so, and jumped on top of the dragon, grabbed the evil orc clerics boot, and de saddied him and made him fall In the mean tirne, the dragon bit me, and did alot of damage and two negative levels my horse died from its fall I rolled to hit, and luckily, did max damage on my called shot to its wing, tearing it out. It plummeted to the Pine tree forest below, staking itselE into the trees In it's death throws it breathed an everlasting curse against me, and screamed to it's master to avenge it, breathed fire everywhere >> □ Same o 04/21/07(Sat)00:09 No. 111365 And now in the clearing, I grogged in pain and attempted to heal myself while standing and watching threw hazed eyes as the HalE-iend Orc approached me, Gant bone tower shield and Great war aze in hand I saw orc warnors circling the area. The Orc warlord said something morcish and the warnors stopped, circling us I hope your ancestors grieve at the knowledge of the Stupidity they have sired. You will die this day, and not even in death will you escape the fate that you will face, as an eternity of pain beyond your comprehension awats you. Your soul will be forever engulfed in suffering, and it will know no repense. as he heals himself and buffis himself up. "All you will ind this day is death, and forever on.. only pain Initiative wim. But I miss. So I draw back Move and attack, one attack hits, and brings me down to 15%. I slam aganst a tree, and am brought down to 4 hut points, i pass my fort save versus massive damage >> □ Sarneo 04/21/07(Sar)00:10 No. 111366 new round, I hold off my tun untl he is close enough to attack, as he comes near Feel Accomplished Paladin, you made this day rememberable. For myself at least. And I will make sure that there will be no one left to remember rou, your name, or what you did here. That Vllage will bum, and al within it will die You are nothing but a stain on my blade. Nothing I knew it, this was it, there was no way i was going to lhve through this. Not even with a crit. I was going to die. But dammit i was gomg to down So he spoke my Epitaph to my own thoughts and memories. detailing everything he knew, and why he had became a paladin, and eren though everyone had laughed at him, and idiculed him, that he would save them, even if they never cared, even if no one cared, or would ever care He walked up to deliver the final blow. And I screamed outloud and swung. All hope resided on this die, i wanted some reamemberable scar to leave him with Up to this point, this Die i had used, always failed me when it mattered the most. But I kept usng it for the day that for all it's bad luck, it wll one day churn out luck so unbehevable and count at the right time So Irolled to make it spin, making it last forever. and it fnally came out >> □ Sarneo 04/21/07(Sar)00:10 No. 111369 It had rolled a 1 I groaned and the Dm laughed at me He sad roll agam to see how bad you faal. I rolled again. another 1. I groaned again. the Dm laughed again, and told me to roll again, if i got another 1, i was dead. I rolled, and thought about how embarrasing it was going to be to die by my own hand I sat there in complete pissiness and threw my dice in the f------ trash can as the Dm laughed and consulted his book of critical faitures. He rolled his dice, refrenced the book and froze "What, I decapitated myself adn't I? He didn't say anything well what is it?" He just looked up at me in a look of beiudedlement and spoke words that i will never, ever, ever, ever forget Player and adjacent target die

>> □ Sarneo 04/21/07(Sar)0007No.1 11360 Dumb Stht as in accidents? Bemg excessivly stupie? Or Stuff that you would be defined as just plam dumb for your characters to attempt My Paladin was sitting alone in the tavern, while the party was doing some irreputable thing and didn't want me knowing, when a peasent comes in to warn everyone to hide, scouts saw the Orc army that had been aluded to during ithe entire campaign was just a few hours march The Rest of the party had no idea and where away and where actually getting kiled by being stupid and being lead into an obvious trap.)My Paladin character, who has been laughed at his entire life for one thing or another, stepped up with an air of determimation that would have made the most epic veteren of many wars quiver. He told the guards how to set up the defenses, as he rode off to prevent this town from being destroyed in any means he could This orc amy had been devastating the lands. Snce the beginning of the campaign have we heard about their Epic level Half fend Orc Fighter specced cleric of Orc God leading the campaign on his No weaknesses Vampire Fang Dragon His amy of ten thousand marched to the town to claim it for their God >> □ Same o 04/21/07(Sat)00:08 No. 111363 And my level seven paladn rode off to Stop their reign of fear and destruction here. I met an Orc Scouting party and told them to go tell their boss to surrender, otherwise this will be the last day he sees on this earth. the laughed, so I fought and broke their squad and won the fight agairst the ten of them by being smat and geting lucky. In the mean time, the rest of the paty had wupped by falling n the most obvious of traps and getting backstabbed. I so wanted to scream at them for being so stupid and warning them, but i wasn't about to meta game So the Dm conchuded that the campagn was over. But i Stated i wanted to contnue, and ifi died, i died, i would at least see the rest of the story be told damn it. So there i was, a the edge of this forest, watching the orc amy move past me I took out my bow, and fired a shot into the mass, klling something Then agan. and agam. untl they realized someone is killing them from the forest. They sent in a group to find who it was. I Hid from all of them, and killed anyones who found me. I continued shooting into the mass, and they sent more mto the forest >> □ Sarneo 04/21/07(Sar)00:08 No. 1 1 1 364 I continued this for a few more minutes. Until finally i saw the Vampire fang dragon in the sky fiying towards the forest He used some sort of fire breath attack for some reason and started burning down the forest I took pot shots at the dragon until i p----- it off something fierce I ran threw the cover of the forest, and searched for a fallen sturdy log, and a high Y shaped tree bearing I lifted the log using all of my strength to drag it on to the y Shaped tree bering. I fired fame arrows into the air to show the dragon where i was I mounted up as i saw it approach. and when it was close enough I did something stupid compared to everything else, it really was I rode my War horse up the Log and jumped into the air as high as it could go and then jumped off, passing the neccesary rolls to do so, and jumped on top of the dragon, grabbed the evil orc clerics boot, and de saddied him and made him fall In the mean tirne, the dragon bit me, and did alot of damage and two negative levels my horse died from its fall I rolled to hit, and luckily, did max damage on my called shot to its wing, tearing it out. It plummeted to the Pine tree forest below, staking itselE into the trees In it's death throws it breathed an everlasting curse against me, and screamed to it's master to avenge it, breathed fire everywhere >> □ Same o 04/21/07(Sat)00:09 No. 111365 And now in the clearing, I grogged in pain and attempted to heal myself while standing and watching threw hazed eyes as the HalE-iend Orc approached me, Gant bone tower shield and Great war aze in hand I saw orc warnors circling the area. The Orc warlord said something morcish and the warnors stopped, circling us I hope your ancestors grieve at the knowledge of the Stupidity they have sired. You will die this day, and not even in death will you escape the fate that you will face, as an eternity of pain beyond your comprehension awats you. Your soul will be forever engulfed in suffering, and it will know no repense. as he heals himself and buffis himself up. "All you will ind this day is death, and forever on.. only pain Initiative wim. But I miss. So I draw back Move and attack, one attack hits, and brings me down to 15%. I slam aganst a tree, and am brought down to 4 hut points, i pass my fort save versus massive damage >> □ Sarneo 04/21/07(Sar)00:10 No. 111366 new round, I hold off my tun untl he is close enough to attack, as he comes near Feel Accomplished Paladin, you made this day rememberable. For myself at least. And I will make sure that there will be no one left to remember rou, your name, or what you did here. That Vllage will bum, and al within it will die You are nothing but a stain on my blade. Nothing I knew it, this was it, there was no way i was going to lhve through this. Not even with a crit. I was going to die. But dammit i was gomg to down So he spoke my Epitaph to my own thoughts and memories. detailing everything he knew, and why he had became a paladin, and eren though everyone had laughed at him, and idiculed him, that he would save them, even if they never cared, even if no one cared, or would ever care He walked up to deliver the final blow. And I screamed outloud and swung. All hope resided on this die, i wanted some reamemberable scar to leave him with Up to this point, this Die i had used, always failed me when it mattered the most. But I kept usng it for the day that for all it's bad luck, it wll one day churn out luck so unbehevable and count at the right time So Irolled to make it spin, making it last forever. and it fnally came out >> □ Sarneo 04/21/07(Sar)00:10 No. 111369 It had rolled a 1 I groaned and the Dm laughed at me He sad roll agam to see how bad you faal. I rolled again. another 1. I groaned again. the Dm laughed again, and told me to roll again, if i got another 1, i was dead. I rolled, and thought about how embarrasing it was going to be to die by my own hand I sat there in complete pissiness and threw my dice in the f------ trash can as the Dm laughed and consulted his book of critical faitures. He rolled his dice, refrenced the book and froze "What, I decapitated myself adn't I? He didn't say anything well what is it?" He just looked up at me in a look of beiudedlement and spoke words that i will never, ever, ever, ever forget Player and adjacent target die

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>billhooks

may explain the " And make them fall:" in god save the queen

may explain the " And make them fall:" in god save the queen

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this is what all true paladins strive for

Seriously, I love this.
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Seriously, I love this.
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