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Anonymous 09/25/11 (Sun)23:15 No. 16426614 File 1317006946.jpg-(96 KB, 634x456, sir bearington.jpg) >Make a bear character in D&D 3.5 >DM laughs -Make bear a rogue, putevery point l can into disguise >Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise >DM says I can't speak english >Max out bluff >By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english) >use money to hire a butler NPC >Give him magical item to let him speak bear "GROWWWWWL" An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh >Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington >Queen holds a dinner in my honor. >A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise >Shouts out loud "HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!" >Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity ROAR" *shrug

Anonymous 09/25/11 (Sun)23:15 No. 16426614 File 1317006946.jpg-(96 KB, 634x456, sir bearington.jpg) >Make a bear character in D&D 3.5 >DM laughs -Make bear a rogue, putevery point l can into disguise >Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise >DM says I can't speak english >Max out bluff >By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english) >use money to hire a butler NPC >Give him magical item to let him speak bear "GROWWWWWL" An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh >Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington >Queen holds a dinner in my honor. >A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise >Shouts out loud "HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!" >Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity ROAR" *shrug

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Warlock 5E Anonymous 01/22/15 (hu) 07:46:08 No.52605 >>52633 [Watch Thread Ive noticed something interesting about the Warlocks in 5E, they have patrons that grant them power, and they can even have a "romantic relationship" with these patrons since they are not quite gods One example of an allowed patron is a Great Old One This means my human noble warlock can have a romantic relationship with an eldritch horror. And gods help me l can't think of a reason this would be a bad idea | Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:02:13 No.52612 2252615 >>52618 Wait why can't I seduce a god? □ Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:08:44 No.52615 52618 52612 1. How often do you run into a god? an 2. No one said you can't But the patrons can actually be giving the Warlock power specifically because of a romantic relationship Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:10:00 No.52616 52615 52612 t'd be Why haven't I done this? pells are a packed lunch from your lover. Amazing Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:20:42 No.52625 >>52627 If you hate yourself and want to suffer you can read the Brimstone Angels series by Erin M. Evans, which explores burgeoning relationship between a warlock and a cambion. It's basically Wizards trying to hop on the Twilight money train. Badly Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:22:45 No.52627 52625 Sounds lame, but the idea of my Tiefing warlock being given a packed lunch of spells with a little love note by an arch fiend amuses me to no end What has DnD unleashed with this monstrosity? □ Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:31:56 No.52632 File (hide): 1421937116762 jpg (18.55 KB, 237x229, 237229, 1338795849700 ipa) tg/ what the f--- are you doing? You can't marry eldritch abominations from beyond deep space, there are laws against this kind of thing wut Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:33:13 No.52633-52635 52605 (OP) Dude, that sort of thing happened in like half of Lovecraft's original stories. The relationships between the Deep Ones and the Cult of Dagon in "The Shadow Over Innsmouth", the Whatelies cross-breeding with Yog-Sothoth in the "The Dunwich Horror", et cetera Anonymous 01/22/15(hu) 08:36:55 No.52635 File (hide): 14 741 (24.15 KB, 500x312, 125:78, fbz a4b9add377bd3009a69178....ipa) It's Magic. >52633 All I know is I can suck alien d--- fo r magic powers and that's f------ magnificent lain't gotta explainshit.

Warlock 5E Anonymous 01/22/15 (hu) 07:46:08 No.52605 >>52633 [Watch Thread Ive noticed something interesting about the Warlocks in 5E, they have patrons that grant them power, and they can even have a "romantic relationship" with these patrons since they are not quite gods One example of an allowed patron is a Great Old One This means my human noble warlock can have a romantic relationship with an eldritch horror. And gods help me l can't think of a reason this would be a bad idea | Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:02:13 No.52612 2252615 >>52618 Wait why can't I seduce a god? □ Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:08:44 No.52615 52618 52612 1. How often do you run into a god? an 2. No one said you can't But the patrons can actually be giving the Warlock power specifically because of a romantic relationship Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:10:00 No.52616 52615 52612 t'd be Why haven't I done this? pells are a packed lunch from your lover. Amazing Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:20:42 No.52625 >>52627 If you hate yourself and want to suffer you can read the Brimstone Angels series by Erin M. Evans, which explores burgeoning relationship between a warlock and a cambion. It's basically Wizards trying to hop on the Twilight money train. Badly Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:22:45 No.52627 52625 Sounds lame, but the idea of my Tiefing warlock being given a packed lunch of spells with a little love note by an arch fiend amuses me to no end What has DnD unleashed with this monstrosity? □ Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:31:56 No.52632 File (hide): 1421937116762 jpg (18.55 KB, 237x229, 237229, 1338795849700 ipa) tg/ what the f--- are you doing? You can't marry eldritch abominations from beyond deep space, there are laws against this kind of thing wut Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:33:13 No.52633-52635 52605 (OP) Dude, that sort of thing happened in like half of Lovecraft's original stories. The relationships between the Deep Ones and the Cult of Dagon in "The Shadow Over Innsmouth", the Whatelies cross-breeding with Yog-Sothoth in the "The Dunwich Horror", et cetera Anonymous 01/22/15(hu) 08:36:55 No.52635 File (hide): 14 741 (24.15 KB, 500x312, 125:78, fbz a4b9add377bd3009a69178....ipa) It's Magic. >52633 All I know is I can suck alien d--- fo r magic powers and that's f------ magnificent lain't gotta explainshit.

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□ Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:24 No. 181152290 >dm lets people re-roll endlessly until they get all 18's me: Why not just give them all 18s and save the time wasted on rolling? >DM: BECAUSE I LIKE THE F------ SOUND OF DICE ROLLING YOU F------ C--- >he storms into his bedroom, GF follows. twenty minutes later, the DMs GF tells me I have to go now because I have upset him as I walk out and close the door I hear the DM say, "alright so have you guys all rolled 18's yet? if not, lets keep rolling" his voice sounds like he has been crying what the f--- hapened □ Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:25 No.181152520 >18115229 Dice rolling is his fetish.

□ Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:24 No. 181152290 >dm lets people re-roll endlessly until they get all 18's me: Why not just give them all 18s and save the time wasted on rolling? >DM: BECAUSE I LIKE THE F------ SOUND OF DICE ROLLING YOU F------ C--- >he storms into his bedroom, GF follows. twenty minutes later, the DMs GF tells me I have to go now because I have upset him as I walk out and close the door I hear the DM say, "alright so have you guys all rolled 18's yet? if not, lets keep rolling" his voice sounds like he has been crying what the f--- hapened □ Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:25 No.181152520 >18115229 Dice rolling is his fetish.

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□ Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:56:50 No.38797930 22387 What will WWIll be fought with /tg/? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:58:40 No.38797971 Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:58:56 No.38797982 2-38798024 P> Harsh words and biting WWIV will be fought with angst and pitiful self-loathing WWV will be fought with thrown pies and novelty squirting flowers Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)02:00:55 No.38798024 2-38799463 38797982 WWVI will be fought with baneposting Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:11:42 No.38799463、>>38799830 Call of Duty >38798024 It will be very painful Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:34:00 No.38799830 >>387998722-3881 0265 38799463 Will it be a big war? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:36:09 No. 38799872 >-38800054 >>38802581 >>38804174 >>38809350 >>38810265 >38799830 For the EU Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)12:33:28 No.38804174 2238809916 >>38810285 38799872 Was getting caught in a recession part of your plan? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)20:05:20 No.3880991 6、2238810285 38804174 Crashing this economy. With no survivors

□ Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:56:50 No.38797930 22387 What will WWIll be fought with /tg/? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:58:40 No.38797971 Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)01:58:56 No.38797982 2-38798024 P> Harsh words and biting WWIV will be fought with angst and pitiful self-loathing WWV will be fought with thrown pies and novelty squirting flowers Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)02:00:55 No.38798024 2-38799463 38797982 WWVI will be fought with baneposting Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:11:42 No.38799463、>>38799830 Call of Duty >38798024 It will be very painful Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:34:00 No.38799830 >>387998722-3881 0265 38799463 Will it be a big war? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)03:36:09 No. 38799872 >-38800054 >>38802581 >>38804174 >>38809350 >>38810265 >38799830 For the EU Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)12:33:28 No.38804174 2238809916 >>38810285 38799872 Was getting caught in a recession part of your plan? Anonymous 03/19/15(Thu)20:05:20 No.3880991 6、2238810285 38804174 Crashing this economy. With no survivors

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Anonymous 07/22/13(Mon)05:51 No.26169151 Replies: 2616937726169409 File: 1374486713256.ipg-(1.9 MB, 1440x900, Inception.jpg) 26167920 (OP) >Party stops at Inn. Rogue and bard start playing Warhammer >Champions enter a duel. Duel by playing chess >Pawn attempts to take knight... By challenging it to a Pokémon battle! >Pokémon start playing MTG Replies: l 26167920>>26169377>26169409 OAnonymous 07/22/13(Mon)06:30 No.26169377 >>26169151 yes" Replies: 26169151 Anonymous 07/22/13(Mon)06:38 No.26169409 Replies: 226172439 26169151 the MTG decks are both Shahrazads. Replies: > 26169151>-26172439

Anonymous 07/22/13(Mon)05:51 No.26169151 Replies: 2616937726169409 File: 1374486713256.ipg-(1.9 MB, 1440x900, Inception.jpg) 26167920 (OP) >Party stops at Inn. Rogue and bard start playing Warhammer >Champions enter a duel. Duel by playing chess >Pawn attempts to take knight... By challenging it to a Pokémon battle! >Pokémon start playing MTG Replies: l 26167920>>26169377>26169409 OAnonymous 07/22/13(Mon)06:30 No.26169377 >>26169151 yes" Replies: 26169151 Anonymous 07/22/13(Mon)06:38 No.26169409 Replies: 226172439 26169151 the MTG decks are both Shahrazads. Replies: > 26169151>-26172439

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After literally 2.5 years, its ready! by BoneJack in DnD ↑ [-] virtualoptim 42 points 16 hours ago (19 61) I created an amazing Universe one time, basically there was the plane of Butter and the plane of Salt, and they coincided once every 2000 years, and 200 Famine spirits would invade the Material Plane to r--- women and eat children. And one time they f----- up the Brooklyn Bridge, but one character transformed into Dr. Who and went back in time and undid that so I had to rewrite history Then another time there was a GIANT f------ mushroom in our game that would fire dinner plates at people, for 2d6 damage, +10 ranged attack. The party's fighter-warmage was killed instantly, and her player got so p----- she stormed out and never came back. The other players found some AK-47s in a chest, and, after using up almost all the mags, finally brought it down In the next room were 24 zombie avocados, enchanted by melange, so they had blue eyes and desert clothes and they screamed "MAHOU DEENIS" before leaping down on Harkonnen soldiers and ripping their pants off. We anyway one of the players was a Minotaur sorcerer so he couldn't be caught flat-footed. Most of the other characters were killed, so it was just the Minotaur and the Human rogue who survived. They went in to fight the final battle it was billy mays He fired off hundreds of great deal spells, but the minotaur sorcerer valiantly fought them off. Eventually Billy Mays was dead again, back up in heaven partying like it's 19.99 So the party saved the world and I gave 2000 XP and one b------ Our D&D game is pretty f------ awesome

After literally 2.5 years, its ready! by BoneJack in DnD ↑ [-] virtualoptim 42 points 16 hours ago (19 61) I created an amazing Universe one time, basically there was the plane of Butter and the plane of Salt, and they coincided once every 2000 years, and 200 Famine spirits would invade the Material Plane to r--- women and eat children. And one time they f----- up the Brooklyn Bridge, but one character transformed into Dr. Who and went back in time and undid that so I had to rewrite history Then another time there was a GIANT f------ mushroom in our game that would fire dinner plates at people, for 2d6 damage, +10 ranged attack. The party's fighter-warmage was killed instantly, and her player got so p----- she stormed out and never came back. The other players found some AK-47s in a chest, and, after using up almost all the mags, finally brought it down In the next room were 24 zombie avocados, enchanted by melange, so they had blue eyes and desert clothes and they screamed "MAHOU DEENIS" before leaping down on Harkonnen soldiers and ripping their pants off. We anyway one of the players was a Minotaur sorcerer so he couldn't be caught flat-footed. Most of the other characters were killed, so it was just the Minotaur and the Human rogue who survived. They went in to fight the final battle it was billy mays He fired off hundreds of great deal spells, but the minotaur sorcerer valiantly fought them off. Eventually Billy Mays was dead again, back up in heaven partying like it's 19.99 So the party saved the world and I gave 2000 XP and one b------ Our D&D game is pretty f------ awesome

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punchup.aif (1.99 MB, 299x173) gooale iadb □ Anonymous 03/13/15(Fri)14:49:01 No.38677503 >>38677821 >>38677556 >>38677613 >>38677714 Which RPG do you hate the most, and why? Be specific In the interest of avoiding edition wars I'll start with something other than D&D: GURPS Billions of fiddly little rules and modifiers "But you don't have to use them! >Then what's the goddamn point of buying the game Hundreds of skills, rules, powers, moditiers >But only 3 Attributes >No, Health is not an Attribute why.jpg? Anonymous 03/13/15(Fri)15:03:55 No.38677783 >>38677813 >>38677920 >>38677968 >>38678018 >-38678084 >Which RPG do you hate the most, and why? Be specific I once played a roleplaying game where we all stood around in a circle, and one person in the center tried to pretend to be a duck and they weren't allowed to be let out of the circle until they managed to convince the entire group that they were a duck The first person took three days During the first few hours, he desperately tried to just convince us to let him go, then he tried forcing his way out. Once he took a few too many kicks to the head, he just spent the next three hours lying on the ground, crying, while the group took turns shouting at him that his labored gasps sounded nothing like quacks On the second day, dehydration and sleep deprivation had already taken their toll, and he just started quacking, flapping his arms, while a few obstinate members of the circle kept ridiculing him by saying it didn't even look like he was trying at all, which made him just burst into tears of frustration, bitterness, and emptiness He tried to escape again that night, but a few savage blows pushed him back into the center where he just crumpled in a heap, and some people thought he might have died. No one bothered to check On the third morning, it turns out he had survived. He slowly got up, and after a few glances around at his captors, he gave out a short "quack", started flapping his arms, and flew out of the circle, probably heading south to find a flock While we watched him disappear into the distance, one guy said he still wasn't convinced That's probably my least favorite RPG

punchup.aif (1.99 MB, 299x173) gooale iadb □ Anonymous 03/13/15(Fri)14:49:01 No.38677503 >>38677821 >>38677556 >>38677613 >>38677714 Which RPG do you hate the most, and why? Be specific In the interest of avoiding edition wars I'll start with something other than D&D: GURPS Billions of fiddly little rules and modifiers "But you don't have to use them! >Then what's the goddamn point of buying the game Hundreds of skills, rules, powers, moditiers >But only 3 Attributes >No, Health is not an Attribute why.jpg? Anonymous 03/13/15(Fri)15:03:55 No.38677783 >>38677813 >>38677920 >>38677968 >>38678018 >-38678084 >Which RPG do you hate the most, and why? Be specific I once played a roleplaying game where we all stood around in a circle, and one person in the center tried to pretend to be a duck and they weren't allowed to be let out of the circle until they managed to convince the entire group that they were a duck The first person took three days During the first few hours, he desperately tried to just convince us to let him go, then he tried forcing his way out. Once he took a few too many kicks to the head, he just spent the next three hours lying on the ground, crying, while the group took turns shouting at him that his labored gasps sounded nothing like quacks On the second day, dehydration and sleep deprivation had already taken their toll, and he just started quacking, flapping his arms, while a few obstinate members of the circle kept ridiculing him by saying it didn't even look like he was trying at all, which made him just burst into tears of frustration, bitterness, and emptiness He tried to escape again that night, but a few savage blows pushed him back into the center where he just crumpled in a heap, and some people thought he might have died. No one bothered to check On the third morning, it turns out he had survived. He slowly got up, and after a few glances around at his captors, he gave out a short "quack", started flapping his arms, and flew out of the circle, probably heading south to find a flock While we watched him disappear into the distance, one guy said he still wasn't convinced That's probably my least favorite RPG

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