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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

News Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China 1TO 111 Published: March 5, 2025 WASHINGTON-Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. "Under my leadership, a prosperous new era of Chinese dominance will begin, the likes of which have never been seen before," Trump said in an address to a joint session of Congress, insisting that China, finally unbridled from the foreign policy of former President Joe Biden, would reach its full potential and claim its rightful place as an unmatched global powerhouse. "Mark my words, the People's Republic will be the envy of the world. That I can assure you. As long as I'm in charge, nothing will stand in China's way. My newly implemented tariffs will spur China to be more self-sufficient, stable, and affluent going forward. Believe me when I say we're going to make China a lot of money?" Trump went on to state that people he had talked to were already calling it the second Ming dynasty.
News Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China 1TO 111 Published: March 5, 2025 WASHINGTON-Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. "Under my leadership, a prosperous new era of Chinese dominance will begin, the likes of which have never been seen before," Trump said in an address to a joint session of Congress, insisting that China, finally unbridled from the foreign policy of former President Joe Biden, would reach its full potential and claim its rightful place as an unmatched global powerhouse. "Mark my words, the People's Republic will be the envy of the world. That I can assure you. As long as I'm in charge, nothing will stand in China's way. My newly implemented tariffs will spur China to be more self-sufficient, stable, and affluent going forward. Believe me when I say we're going to make China a lot of money?" Trump went on to state that people he had talked to were already calling it the second Ming dynasty.

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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not...

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NEWS IN BRIEF Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything Published October 10, 2022 | Alerts
NEWS IN BRIEF Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything Published October 10, 2022 | Alerts

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“Art Official Intelligence (Or Lack Thereof)” by Stan Kelly

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“The Next (De)Generation” by Stan Kelly

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NEWS IN BRIEF Putin Pleased As Plot To Ruin Russian Economy, Destroy International Standing Goes Exactly To Plan MOSCOW–Surveying his accomplishments in the past month with evident satisfaction, Vladimir Putin reportedly grew pleased Thursday as his plot to ruin the Russian economy and destroy its international standing went exactly to plan. “It's incredible..
NEWS IN BRIEF Putin Pleased As Plot To Ruin Russian Economy, Destroy International Standing Goes Exactly To Plan MOSCOW–Surveying his accomplishments in the past month with evident satisfaction, Vladimir Putin reportedly grew pleased Thursday as his plot to ruin the Russian economy and destroy its international standing went exactly to plan. “It's incredible..

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“Taking The Wind Out Of Their Sales” by Stan Kelly

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ARE YOU FEELING CALM YET

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Jules Verne strikes back

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