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the ONION VOLUME 38 ISSUE 21 ANERICAS FINEST NEWS SOURCE 6-12 JUNE 2002 National Science Foundation: Science Hard | INDIANAPOLIS-The Natioral SciencechaimLous Farian Tlovever, a break Foundatian's anrsal sympasim cendud throughdsery is chaliengingour long ed Monday vith the 1,300 sceists in heldperoeptions about our discpin he atedasce reacting the coeseesus that discovery thae sciesce is maily, al science is hard. bard Far centuries, we have enhaced the "My aree epertise isthe taalty peruait of sontise knoledge asone f impassible science apartide physics the moblest and vothiest of an Furian continued, bet, indeed, this newly endeawors, one leading to the ennichnes l runkind both today und for fuure
the ONION VOLUME 38 ISSUE 21 ANERICAS FINEST NEWS SOURCE 6-12 JUNE 2002 National Science Foundation: Science Hard | INDIANAPOLIS-The Natioral SciencechaimLous Farian Tlovever, a break Foundatian's anrsal sympasim cendud throughdsery is chaliengingour long ed Monday vith the 1,300 sceists in heldperoeptions about our discpin he atedasce reacting the coeseesus that discovery thae sciesce is maily, al science is hard. bard Far centuries, we have enhaced the "My aree epertise isthe taalty peruait of sontise knoledge asone f impassible science apartide physics the moblest and vothiest of an Furian continued, bet, indeed, this newly endeawors, one leading to the ennichnes l runkind both today und for fuure

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shared a link. Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized www.youtube.com The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being gay. Sunday at 10:35pm . and C like this. 1 share like a vegetable. If she can text and apply lip gloss, and other things I saw her doing. she deserves a chance to live. It seems that she a hindrace to her parents life style, or something. This is just plain Yesterday at 12:36am
shared a link. Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized www.youtube.com The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being gay. Sunday at 10:35pm . and C like this. 1 share like a vegetable. If she can text and apply lip gloss, and other things I saw her doing. she deserves a chance to live. It seems that she a hindrace to her parents life style, or something. This is just plain Yesterday at 12:36am

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shared a link. 15 hours ago Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People www.theonion.com AL JIZAH, EGYPT-A team of British and Egyptian archaeologists made a stunning discovery Monday, unearthing several intact Like Comment -Share 1 A and 2 others like this. Could another possibility be that the Egyptians take out the organs at death and put them in jars? Could their lack of skin be from Leprosy? Or could they have been a enemy and were skinned? I am not sold on their story. 2 hours ago Like
shared a link. 15 hours ago Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People www.theonion.com AL JIZAH, EGYPT-A team of British and Egyptian archaeologists made a stunning discovery Monday, unearthing several intact Like Comment -Share 1 A and 2 others like this. Could another possibility be that the Egyptians take out the organs at death and put them in jars? Could their lack of skin be from Leprosy? Or could they have been a enemy and were skinned? I am not sold on their story. 2 hours ago Like

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Wonder who was the author? Was he drinking? How did he interview the newborns? Study Finds Newborn Infants Can Tell If Parents Are Losers www.theonion.com CHICAGO-A study published this week in the journal Pediatrics found that, within seconds of their birth, babies have the ability to sense whether their parents are losers.
Wonder who was the author? Was he drinking? How did he interview the newborns? Study Finds Newborn Infants Can Tell If Parents Are Losers www.theonion.com CHICAGO-A study published this week in the journal Pediatrics found that, within seconds of their birth, babies have the ability to sense whether their parents are losers.

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shared a link. May 4 what??? why teach an ape this? cruel in my opinion! Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday www.youtube.com Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans. Share likes this. Saturday at 8:37am via mobile
shared a link. May 4 what??? why teach an ape this? cruel in my opinion! Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday www.youtube.com Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans. Share likes this. Saturday at 8:37am via mobile

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This cannot be real. This is so disturbing. People at Tulane University you are idiots Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday www.youtube.com Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans. 20 hours ago
This cannot be real. This is so disturbing. People at Tulane University you are idiots Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday www.youtube.com Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans. 20 hours ago

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Runner's World Magazine 10 hours ago via HootSuite "Celebrity chef and restaurateur Paula Deen announced Monday that her recently launched Step for a Cure Foundation would host its first annual.05K fun walk on May 20 to raise money for Type 2 diabetes research." http://ow.ly/aMog8 Paula Deen Sponsors.05K Walk For Diabetes Research ow. SAVANNAH, GA-Celebrity chef and restaurateur Paula Deen announced Monday that her recently launched Step for a Cure Foundation would host its first... Share via HootSuite Like Comment 286 people like this. 10 hours ago via mobile Like 10 05K? That's pathetic. 10 hours ago Like 4 Gee, a whole 160 feet. Hope she can handle it. Maybe if they put a stick of butter at the finish line 10 hours ago . Like· 18 05k? Is that right? Or do they mean 5k? 10 hours ago Like 05K?? good god 10 hours ago . Like . 凸1 Lmfao. What the hell is the point of 0.05k?!?1?! Even 1k is almost respectable. Almost. Jesus Christ. 10 hours ago via mobile Like Hypocrite 9 hours ago via mobile Like It's a 50m walk? 9 hours ago via mobile Like I'm not sure who The Onion' is, but this has GOT to be fakse....a.05K is about a third of a mile!! Even my 90 year old mom could PR!!! 9 hours ago via mobile Like ridiculous! Stupid 9 hours ago Like seriously looks photoshopped. .05 mile? 9 hours ago Like Oh, I so hope this ends up on www.literallyunbelievable.org 8 hours ago . Like . 1 If my math is correct isn't that close to 400m? I get the funny, but if this is in support for diabetes why not walk an entire 5k?? Statistically speaking most type 2 diabetics are overweight and exercise really does help, so just walkjog the 5k instead of this.05k... I really hope this was a typo. 7 hours ago Like I'm severely disappointed in Paula Deen....it appears that as long as she is making money, she is all for whatever 7 hours ago Like OH MY GOD THIS IS AN OXYMORON A walk to find the cure for diabetes with food stops of high calorie food and an admonition to eat high fat the night before and PEOPLE ACTUALLY TRAINED FOR THIS -200 M EVENT 6 hours ago via mobile Like
Runner's World Magazine 10 hours ago via HootSuite "Celebrity chef and restaurateur Paula Deen announced Monday that her recently launched Step for a Cure Foundation would host its first annual.05K fun walk on May 20 to raise money for Type 2 diabetes research." http://ow.ly/aMog8 Paula Deen Sponsors.05K Walk For Diabetes Research ow. SAVANNAH, GA-Celebrity chef and restaurateur Paula Deen announced Monday that her recently launched Step for a Cure Foundation would host its first... Share via HootSuite Like Comment 286 people like this. 10 hours ago via mobile Like 10 05K? That's pathetic. 10 hours ago Like 4 Gee, a whole 160 feet. Hope she can handle it. Maybe if they put a stick of butter at the finish line 10 hours ago . Like· 18 05k? Is that right? Or do they mean 5k? 10 hours ago Like 05K?? good god 10 hours ago . Like . 凸1 Lmfao. What the hell is the point of 0.05k?!?1?! Even 1k is almost respectable. Almost. Jesus Christ. 10 hours ago via mobile Like Hypocrite 9 hours ago via mobile Like It's a 50m walk? 9 hours ago via mobile Like I'm not sure who The Onion' is, but this has GOT to be fakse....a.05K is about a third of a mile!! Even my 90 year old mom could PR!!! 9 hours ago via mobile Like ridiculous! Stupid 9 hours ago Like seriously looks photoshopped. .05 mile? 9 hours ago Like Oh, I so hope this ends up on www.literallyunbelievable.org 8 hours ago . Like . 1 If my math is correct isn't that close to 400m? I get the funny, but if this is in support for diabetes why not walk an entire 5k?? Statistically speaking most type 2 diabetics are overweight and exercise really does help, so just walkjog the 5k instead of this.05k... I really hope this was a typo. 7 hours ago Like I'm severely disappointed in Paula Deen....it appears that as long as she is making money, she is all for whatever 7 hours ago Like OH MY GOD THIS IS AN OXYMORON A walk to find the cure for diabetes with food stops of high calorie food and an admonition to eat high fat the night before and PEOPLE ACTUALLY TRAINED FOR THIS -200 M EVENT 6 hours ago via mobile Like

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shared a link via The Onion. about an hour agoe Maya Angelou Thought She'd Be Invited To More White House Stuff onion.com BLI WINSTON-SALEM, NC-Saying that she didn't want to be presumptuous but had thought her celebrated literary career, numerous academic honors, and Like Share I respectfully disagree. No disrespect meant to Dr. Angelou, but the White House needs to reserve an open- door policy for those who are charged with the people's business regardless of their accomplishments. It's also the private home of the President and his family. Who they invite, and how many times, is their own business. about an hour ago Like
shared a link via The Onion. about an hour agoe Maya Angelou Thought She'd Be Invited To More White House Stuff onion.com BLI WINSTON-SALEM, NC-Saying that she didn't want to be presumptuous but had thought her celebrated literary career, numerous academic honors, and Like Share I respectfully disagree. No disrespect meant to Dr. Angelou, but the White House needs to reserve an open- door policy for those who are charged with the people's business regardless of their accomplishments. It's also the private home of the President and his family. Who they invite, and how many times, is their own business. about an hour ago Like

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