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stoned cold fox (+) @roastmalone_ My downstairs neighbour has a daughter who lets her boyfriend sneak in through the window everyday. I'm no narc so I haven't told her dad. Well, she just told me my skinny jeans are out. I'll be asking her dad tomorrow why his son keeps forgetting his key. Respect your elders

stoned cold fox (+) @roastmalone_ My downstairs neighbour has a daughter who lets her boyfriend sneak in through the window everyday. I'm no narc so I haven't told her dad. Well, she just told me my skinny jeans are out. I'll be asking her dad tomorrow why his son keeps forgetting his key. Respect your elders

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Pure evil

Phantom @Phantomthe 55th -2h Managed to get tickets for Wembley, Cardiff and Edinburgh. If you press alt+F4 it jumps you to the front of the queue. Q4 221 43 ili 4.5K 1 Tyler Follow @Tyler_RFC55 Just tried this and it closed the window ya fı b f drain 4 hours waiting down the

Phantom @Phantomthe 55th -2h Managed to get tickets for Wembley, Cardiff and Edinburgh. If you press alt+F4 it jumps you to the front of the queue. Q4 221 43 ili 4.5K 1 Tyler Follow @Tyler_RFC55 Just tried this and it closed the window ya fı b f drain 4 hours waiting down the

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Happy Halloween

jr @jamesear123 Posting "wow super problematic" under everybody's Halloween costume and then responding "I will not do the labor of educating you" when they ask for an explanation.

jr @jamesear123 Posting "wow super problematic" under everybody's Halloween costume and then responding "I will not do the labor of educating you" when they ask for an explanation.

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What a savage

rob harvilla @harvilla my 10-year-old son just took my phone and texted this to my wife AM Honey. I got fired. Delivered @donovantinklebink

rob harvilla @harvilla my 10-year-old son just took my phone and texted this to my wife AM Honey. I got fired. Delivered @donovantinklebink

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Don't do this

Nemo Follow @thecaptain_nemo making a kickstarter to redo this drone show in the sky over uncontacted amazonian tribes 0:08 습

Nemo Follow @thecaptain_nemo making a kickstarter to redo this drone show in the sky over uncontacted amazonian tribes 0:08 습

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Gorillas...

Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham - Nov 1 Why do Germans hate gorillas? Los Gorilas The Gorillas Die Gorillas fabulosos animales ueden llegar a medir 18 my pesar má heshpressive animal cn grow up to 1.8 m tall and eeindruckenden er werden bis zu 1,8 mg an weigh und 80 kg. than 180 K schwer

Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham - Nov 1 Why do Germans hate gorillas? Los Gorilas The Gorillas Die Gorillas fabulosos animales ueden llegar a medir 18 my pesar má heshpressive animal cn grow up to 1.8 m tall and eeindruckenden er werden bis zu 1,8 mg an weigh und 80 kg. than 180 K schwer

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Lagging

levi jed murphy @levijedmuxphy sometimes i say "huh?" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. i'm not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x

levi jed murphy @levijedmuxphy sometimes i say "huh?" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. i'm not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x

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I get it

Dexerto @Dexerto 13h A 63-year-old man was arrested after allegedly stealing $400K worth of cheese Q1K 74.2K 58.5K 2.1M ☐ %

Dexerto @Dexerto 13h A 63-year-old man was arrested after allegedly stealing $400K worth of cheese Q1K 74.2K 58.5K 2.1M ☐ %

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Wonder what it is...

contrapoints ❤ 6h I have discovered a new flavor of unhappiness 4.6K Q94 () 258 53

contrapoints ❤ 6h I have discovered a new flavor of unhappiness 4.6K Q94 () 258 53

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They aren't wrong

gabb @gabbgoudy boy: i wish girls liked sports. girl: i like sports boy: name the blood type of every heisman winner since 1990 9:53 PM 11/17/19 Twitter for iPhone • . 3,718 Retweets 32.7K Likes

gabb @gabbgoudy boy: i wish girls liked sports. girl: i like sports boy: name the blood type of every heisman winner since 1990 9:53 PM 11/17/19 Twitter for iPhone • . 3,718 Retweets 32.7K Likes

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I can't imagine why

Ceej @ceejoyner Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.

Ceej @ceejoyner Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.

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Having a what?

Remy Boydell @slimgiltsoul Follow my friend is having some kind of squidward Related midlife crisis lustykrab 20, 2024 7.2M Views

Remy Boydell @slimgiltsoul Follow my friend is having some kind of squidward Related midlife crisis lustykrab 20, 2024 7.2M Views

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Being an adult is hard

jonny sun being an adult is inviting a friend over to cook dinner with but then they cook with your salad onion instead of your cooking onion and you want to shout "no not my salad onion!! use the cooking onion!!" but instead you just smile and say "we are having a great time"

jonny sun being an adult is inviting a friend over to cook dinner with but then they cook with your salad onion instead of your cooking onion and you want to shout "no not my salad onion!! use the cooking onion!!" but instead you just smile and say "we are having a great time"

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Real

Amy A @lolennui Here's how they raised millennial kids: go to college go to college go to college go to college go to college 600 go to college go to college uuuh why'd you go to college if you wanted electricity AND a roof?? you kids are overeducated and over-gay 5:47 AM Nov 24, 2020 39.3K Reposts 1,872 Quotes 314.8K Likes 2,295 Bookmarks 27 2.2K ↑ <]

Amy A @lolennui Here's how they raised millennial kids: go to college go to college go to college go to college go to college 600 go to college go to college uuuh why'd you go to college if you wanted electricity AND a roof?? you kids are overeducated and over-gay 5:47 AM Nov 24, 2020 39.3K Reposts 1,872 Quotes 314.8K Likes 2,295 Bookmarks 27 2.2K ↑ <]

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It is an illness

caleb hearon @calebsaysthings what is the name of the illness where your friends with real jobs start talking like grown ups overnight? saying s like "it's very good to hear you're well, always nice to catch up." I've seen you do che off another person why are you microsoft outlook- ing me. 6:26 PM 10/8/20 - Twitter for iPhone

caleb hearon @calebsaysthings what is the name of the illness where your friends with real jobs start talking like grown ups overnight? saying s like "it's very good to hear you're well, always nice to catch up." I've seen you do che off another person why are you microsoft outlook- ing me. 6:26 PM 10/8/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Milk plus

Avery Edison @aedison every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk" 10:59 AM - 14 Apr 21 14.3K Retweets 2,014 Quote Tweets 220K Likes 27 Open-Concept Living Space of ... 19h. Replying to @aedison and @imteddybless We're drinking 1 or 2% milk and he's out there drinking 115% milk.

Avery Edison @aedison every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk" 10:59 AM - 14 Apr 21 14.3K Retweets 2,014 Quote Tweets 220K Likes 27 Open-Concept Living Space of ... 19h. Replying to @aedison and @imteddybless We're drinking 1 or 2% milk and he's out there drinking 115% milk.

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Gotta catch 'em all

EG Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_ Follow Thought the Panthers signed Machamp for a second SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL. 3h The Panthers have agreed to terms with RB Chuba Hubbard on 4-year, $33.2M contract extension, per @RapSheet 959 MASSIVE PAYDAY for Chuba $ 30 30 10:45 AM 11/7/24 262K Views •

EG Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_ Follow Thought the Panthers signed Machamp for a second SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL. 3h The Panthers have agreed to terms with RB Chuba Hubbard on 4-year, $33.2M contract extension, per @RapSheet 959 MASSIVE PAYDAY for Chuba $ 30 30 10:45 AM 11/7/24 262K Views •

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It makes no sense

40m A recruiter contacted me over the last few days because they found a position i was "over qualified, and a perfect fit for" I recieved a call today, from the *same* recruiter saying that the job passed me over and disqualified me "Because i had no relevant experience" This country's employment system is completely 1 and ridiculous.

40m A recruiter contacted me over the last few days because they found a position i was "over qualified, and a perfect fit for" I recieved a call today, from the *same* recruiter saying that the job passed me over and disqualified me "Because i had no relevant experience" This country's employment system is completely 1 and ridiculous.

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One of the two

wild milk @_wildmilk > Dear hiring managers, AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IS NOT AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IF IT REQUIRES THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE. You are either, A. Taking advantage of someone w experience by paying them an entry level salary or B. Have worms eating your brain Posted in r/awfuleverything reddit

wild milk @_wildmilk > Dear hiring managers, AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IS NOT AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IF IT REQUIRES THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE. You are either, A. Taking advantage of someone w experience by paying them an entry level salary or B. Have worms eating your brain Posted in r/awfuleverything reddit

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Clever

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me a laptop and said: "I want you to try to sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, left the building and went home. Eventually he called me and said: "Bring my laptop back now." I said: "$200 and it's yours."

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me a laptop and said: "I want you to try to sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, left the building and went home. Eventually he called me and said: "Bring my laptop back now." I said: "$200 and it's yours."

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