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Hi Candace Owens, Your account, @RealCandaceo has been locked for violating the Twitter Rules sarah jeong @sarahjeong Specifically for Dumbass f------ white people marking up the internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on fire hydrants 5:41 AM-Nov 29, 2014 Violating our rules against hateful conduct. You may not promote violence against, threaten, or harass other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affilation, age disability, or serious disease 0 163 985 people are talking about this Candace Owens @RealCandaceo sarah jeong @sarahjeong Are white people genetically predisposed to burn faster in the sun, thus logically being only fit to live underground like groveling goblins 3.23 AM-Dec 24, 2014 Jewish people are b-------...like dogs pissing on fire hydrants #cancelJewishpeople Are Jewish people genetically disposed to burn faster in the sun? The above statements are from @nytimes editor @sarahjeong. I simply swapped out the word "white for 297 268 people are talking about this Please proceed to Twitter now to fix the issue with your account.

Hi Candace Owens, Your account, @RealCandaceo has been locked for violating the Twitter Rules sarah jeong @sarahjeong Specifically for Dumbass f------ white people marking up the internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on fire hydrants 5:41 AM-Nov 29, 2014 Violating our rules against hateful conduct. You may not promote violence against, threaten, or harass other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affilation, age disability, or serious disease 0 163 985 people are talking about this Candace Owens @RealCandaceo sarah jeong @sarahjeong Are white people genetically predisposed to burn faster in the sun, thus logically being only fit to live underground like groveling goblins 3.23 AM-Dec 24, 2014 Jewish people are b-------...like dogs pissing on fire hydrants #cancelJewishpeople Are Jewish people genetically disposed to burn faster in the sun? The above statements are from @nytimes editor @sarahjeong. I simply swapped out the word "white for 297 268 people are talking about this Please proceed to Twitter now to fix the issue with your account.

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The epitome of chaotic good: Joy 99.7 FM @Joy997FM Brazilian drug dealer kidnaps medical staff makes them vaccinate community against yellow fever bit.ly/2CjtqAx #JoySMS

The epitome of chaotic good: Joy 99.7 FM @Joy997FM Brazilian drug dealer kidnaps medical staff makes them vaccinate community against yellow fever bit.ly/2CjtqAx #JoySMS

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Land Meme

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 When you buy a strip of land and it is literally a STRIP of land: 5:07 AM-2 Aug 2018

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 When you buy a strip of land and it is literally a STRIP of land: 5:07 AM-2 Aug 2018

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Earth's Taco Bell Volcano Tweet

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 Day-and-half after Earth eats some Taco Bell: 12:30 AM-2 Aug 2018

Fight Milk 22 @FightMilk22 Day-and-half after Earth eats some Taco Bell: 12:30 AM-2 Aug 2018

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Shadowbans

Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJ Follow So glad people are getting involved fighting this nonsense. I can't tell you the number of small accounts and small business social accounts that have said they're getting hit by these bans simply for being conservative leaning Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump Twitter "SHADOW BANNING" prominent Republicans. Not good. We will look into this discriminatory and illegal practice at once! Many complaints 5:17 AM - 26 Jul 2018

Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJ Follow So glad people are getting involved fighting this nonsense. I can't tell you the number of small accounts and small business social accounts that have said they're getting hit by these bans simply for being conservative leaning Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump Twitter "SHADOW BANNING" prominent Republicans. Not good. We will look into this discriminatory and illegal practice at once! Many complaints 5:17 AM - 26 Jul 2018

I second making "coat hanger" an insult

asexualbrittaperry you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put 'you absolute' in front of it example: you absolute coat hanger ggiornojo as well u can just add 'ed' to any object and it's sounds like you were really drunk example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night asexualbrittaperry #1 was gazeboed mate #1 was absolutely baubled

asexualbrittaperry you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put 'you absolute' in front of it example: you absolute coat hanger ggiornojo as well u can just add 'ed' to any object and it's sounds like you were really drunk example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night asexualbrittaperry #1 was gazeboed mate #1 was absolutely baubled

Powerful, but only if we help organize and not overwhelm people: ”And it is democratic—everyone gets to have a voice, whether they work for a local pa...

jack ejack Jul 21 "The downside is that everyone is treated as equally expert on various topics." One of the biggest areas I believe we can help. Helping to determine credible voices per topic in real-time is extremely challenging, but believe it's possible Mix of algos and network. jack ejack Jul 21 "There is an important discussion about journalism that must take place including about how all of us performed during the 2016 campaign, but Twitter is not where a nuanced or thoughtful discussion can happen." This is what we'd like to fix the most. 335 t 101 492 jack @jack Fundamentally, we need to focus more on the conversational dynamics within Twitter. We haven't paid enough consistent attention here. Better organization, more context, helping to identify credibility, ease of use Challenging work and would love to hear your thoughts and ideas,

jack ejack Jul 21 "The downside is that everyone is treated as equally expert on various topics." One of the biggest areas I believe we can help. Helping to determine credible voices per topic in real-time is extremely challenging, but believe it's possible Mix of algos and network. jack ejack Jul 21 "There is an important discussion about journalism that must take place including about how all of us performed during the 2016 campaign, but Twitter is not where a nuanced or thoughtful discussion can happen." This is what we'd like to fix the most. 335 t 101 492 jack @jack Fundamentally, we need to focus more on the conversational dynamics within Twitter. We haven't paid enough consistent attention here. Better organization, more context, helping to identify credibility, ease of use Challenging work and would love to hear your thoughts and ideas,

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“On Twitter, everything is shrunk down to the same size, making it harder to discern what is a big deal and what is not. Tone often overshadows the ac...

jack @jack Jul 21 On Twitter, everything is shrunk down to the same size, making it harder to discern what is a big deal and what is not. Tone often overshadows the actual news. All outrages appear equal. Def a problem. Believe we can help solve by showing more context and related conversation jack @jack Jul 21 This is our primary job: "To be clear, Twitter is a useful and important platform. It's a good aggregator for breaking news. I still check my feed to see breaking news developments, and I will continue to." Thinking a lot about how to promote more participation in conversation. ack @jack Powerful, but only if we help organize and not overwhelm people: "And it is democratic-everyone gets to have a voice, whether they work for a local paper, a small TV station or one of the biggest newspapers in the world, or are not in the media business at all."

jack @jack Jul 21 On Twitter, everything is shrunk down to the same size, making it harder to discern what is a big deal and what is not. Tone often overshadows the actual news. All outrages appear equal. Def a problem. Believe we can help solve by showing more context and related conversation jack @jack Jul 21 This is our primary job: "To be clear, Twitter is a useful and important platform. It's a good aggregator for breaking news. I still check my feed to see breaking news developments, and I will continue to." Thinking a lot about how to promote more participation in conversation. ack @jack Powerful, but only if we help organize and not overwhelm people: "And it is democratic-everyone gets to have a voice, whether they work for a local paper, a small TV station or one of the biggest newspapers in the world, or are not in the media business at all."

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A few thoughts on @maggieNYT’s article on Twitter. A lot of fair critiques within.

jack @jack Jul 21 A few thoughts on @maggieNYT's article on Twitter. A lot of fair critiques within. es Maggie Haberman: Why I Needed to Pull Back From Twitter The viciousness, toxic partisan anger and intellectual dishonesty are at all- time highs. nytimes.com jack @jack Jul 21 But the medium has changed. Everyone I follow on the site seems to be tweeting more frequently, so I had to check in more frequently. This is the intention behind ranking the timeline. Show you "what matters" first, everything else still accessible. Lots of work still to do. 144 tl 35 175

jack @jack Jul 21 A few thoughts on @maggieNYT's article on Twitter. A lot of fair critiques within. es Maggie Haberman: Why I Needed to Pull Back From Twitter The viciousness, toxic partisan anger and intellectual dishonesty are at all- time highs. nytimes.com jack @jack Jul 21 But the medium has changed. Everyone I follow on the site seems to be tweeting more frequently, so I had to check in more frequently. This is the intention behind ranking the timeline. Show you "what matters" first, everything else still accessible. Lots of work still to do. 144 tl 35 175

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Twitter by Timsoret

timsoret timsoret 8 h Twitter used to be such a cool place. We let it become a dystopian negative force With America's overpoliticization, it became a field of war. You can walk on a mine at any moment. Maybe the mine was there a long time ago. Maybe you planted the mine. Traduire le Tweet 28 L 109 timsoret@timsoret 8 h It's especially hard to navigate for non-Americans, coming here with different values, symbols, tolerance thresholds, definitions, humor, political spectrums. It is just unwelcoming & scary for foreigners, because we have to work on a risky unforgiving American territory Traduire le Tweet timsoret@timsoret 8 h The perversity is that one day the mines seem harmless, safe, inactive, or even defused, and one day later the very same mines can blow you up without warning Traduire le Tweet

timsoret timsoret 8 h Twitter used to be such a cool place. We let it become a dystopian negative force With America's overpoliticization, it became a field of war. You can walk on a mine at any moment. Maybe the mine was there a long time ago. Maybe you planted the mine. Traduire le Tweet 28 L 109 timsoret@timsoret 8 h It's especially hard to navigate for non-Americans, coming here with different values, symbols, tolerance thresholds, definitions, humor, political spectrums. It is just unwelcoming & scary for foreigners, because we have to work on a risky unforgiving American territory Traduire le Tweet timsoret@timsoret 8 h The perversity is that one day the mines seem harmless, safe, inactive, or even defused, and one day later the very same mines can blow you up without warning Traduire le Tweet

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Too long...

soNY Sony Follow @Sony When someone says they're done with their lunch and there are fries left and then they say, "Hey, do you want these fries?" #Venom 9:55 AM-16 Jul 2018 485 Retweets 1.948 Likes G ס 294 t 485 1.SK

soNY Sony Follow @Sony When someone says they're done with their lunch and there are fries left and then they say, "Hey, do you want these fries?" #Venom 9:55 AM-16 Jul 2018 485 Retweets 1.948 Likes G ס 294 t 485 1.SK

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Don't stop shad.

Shädman @Shadbase Follow Been getting some flak lately for some of the dark humor comics I posted, If you find them racist or sexual, thats you viewing it that way. Simple little cartoon drawings shouldn't offend grown people this much - just saying Learn to take joke, even if its a bad one. Just satire 0:10 AM-11 Jul 2018 1,184 Retweets 8,858 Likes 315 1.2K 8.9K

Shädman @Shadbase Follow Been getting some flak lately for some of the dark humor comics I posted, If you find them racist or sexual, thats you viewing it that way. Simple little cartoon drawings shouldn't offend grown people this much - just saying Learn to take joke, even if its a bad one. Just satire 0:10 AM-11 Jul 2018 1,184 Retweets 8,858 Likes 315 1.2K 8.9K

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Evergreen Reply

doggeaux chi minh DOGGEAUX Follow "you oppose capitalism, and yet you are using twitter right now, a platform that was created because of-" YET YOU PARTICIPATE IN SOCIÉTY. CURIOUS! I AM VERY INTELLIGENT. WE SHOULD IMPROVE SOCIETY oo0 BORS DON'T MAKE ME reference the m 3:12 PM-11 Jul 2018 187 Retweets 500 Likes

doggeaux chi minh DOGGEAUX Follow "you oppose capitalism, and yet you are using twitter right now, a platform that was created because of-" YET YOU PARTICIPATE IN SOCIÉTY. CURIOUS! I AM VERY INTELLIGENT. WE SHOULD IMPROVE SOCIETY oo0 BORS DON'T MAKE ME reference the m 3:12 PM-11 Jul 2018 187 Retweets 500 Likes

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Racism and bigotry

glixyl @glixyl-2h Replying to @TeaPainUSA I am celebrating from vacation in Japan, a country that knows how to keep its citizens healthy, well fed and educated: not dedicated to screwimg the weakest of us. We need to get back to what made us great, which isn't racism and bigotry O8 t 72 315 Japan had 20,oo0 applications for asylum in 2017.It accepted 20 Just 0. 1% of asylum seekers won the right to remain, as been closed to those i

glixyl @glixyl-2h Replying to @TeaPainUSA I am celebrating from vacation in Japan, a country that knows how to keep its citizens healthy, well fed and educated: not dedicated to screwimg the weakest of us. We need to get back to what made us great, which isn't racism and bigotry O8 t 72 315 Japan had 20,oo0 applications for asylum in 2017.It accepted 20 Just 0. 1% of asylum seekers won the right to remain, as been closed to those i

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brb buying watermelons

Mike Madden @MikeMadden This AWESOME EXPLODING WATERMELON VIDEO may not be the most effective way to get people not to use illegal fireworks. Mayor Eric Garcetti@MayorOfLA #Fireworks are illegal in the City of Los Angeles and even small ones can cause a lot of damage. This watermelon was completely destroyed by a firework the size of a stick of gum. This #FourthOfJuly be safe, find a professional show near you: mayor.la/TscG30kLVcz 3:27 PM- Jul 3, 2018 46 See Mike Madden's other Tweets 6

Mike Madden @MikeMadden This AWESOME EXPLODING WATERMELON VIDEO may not be the most effective way to get people not to use illegal fireworks. Mayor Eric Garcetti@MayorOfLA #Fireworks are illegal in the City of Los Angeles and even small ones can cause a lot of damage. This watermelon was completely destroyed by a firework the size of a stick of gum. This #FourthOfJuly be safe, find a professional show near you: mayor.la/TscG30kLVcz 3:27 PM- Jul 3, 2018 46 See Mike Madden's other Tweets 6

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Kingdom Hearts Butthurt Fanbase

bazztek _bazztek 10m Replying to @AngryJoeShow @FrustratedJacob @SuggestiveGames The KH fandom is the most oversensitive and easily butthurt fandom I've ever seen if you say even 1 bad thing about KH. Shame to see them still harassing people with their gatekeeping. A KH3 review from someone new to KH would've been interesting and an eye opener for KH fanboys. Derpy @Thederpyguide 6mm ah yes the kingdom hearts fandom is the most butthurt ones... bazztek _bazztek 5m Yes, they are Derpy @Thederpyguide 3mm your account has you s--- talking the community like every other tweet bazztek @_bazztek 37s Maybe because the KH fandom is absolutely terrible and I have every right to point out that fact. In fact you getting butthurt at me pointing out how s----- the КН fandom is only proves my point.

bazztek _bazztek 10m Replying to @AngryJoeShow @FrustratedJacob @SuggestiveGames The KH fandom is the most oversensitive and easily butthurt fandom I've ever seen if you say even 1 bad thing about KH. Shame to see them still harassing people with their gatekeeping. A KH3 review from someone new to KH would've been interesting and an eye opener for KH fanboys. Derpy @Thederpyguide 6mm ah yes the kingdom hearts fandom is the most butthurt ones... bazztek _bazztek 5m Yes, they are Derpy @Thederpyguide 3mm your account has you s--- talking the community like every other tweet bazztek @_bazztek 37s Maybe because the KH fandom is absolutely terrible and I have every right to point out that fact. In fact you getting butthurt at me pointing out how s----- the КН fandom is only proves my point.

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Twitter Race Banter with a wholesome ending, read till the end you won't regret it.

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Imagine having to wear sunscreen 0 17pm-19n 1 eptying to @TheParaceus t2 2 Para ThePardsus 43 ame memc10-4 jamie omene10 19m Inagine an inmune pters weak enouugh to staut anactial jamie ainemto 14m vegetables for once instead of goetandrnoe 다1 다! jamie inemcto am Pars OThePacel-3m Tweet Para :01 heParacelsus . 1d Imagine having to use a pair of scissors to cut your hair Jamie @jmemc10-1d Imagine a homeless man in London being the equivalent to a milionaire in your Para TheParacelsus 1d Imagine being sexuaily attracted to watching your wives be drilled by the men of another race Jamie @jmemc10-d imegine your worst fear being aids by 7 127 -С Para @TheParacelsus 1d Imagine your father and your uncle being the same person Jamie Bjmeme10-1d Tweet magine your father and your uncle being the same person Jamie @jmemc10-1d Imagine your ribcage being your most prominent feature Para TheParacelsus . 1 d Imagine needing pharmaceutical assistance to sustain an Jamie @jmemc10-1d Imagine your willy needing 90% of your body's blood to get an erection Para@TheParacelsus 1d Imagine having a genetic predisposition to lactose imolerance Jamie ⓟmermc10-1d That was terrible I'm caling half time ← Tweet Imagine having agenetic predisposition to lactose intolerance Jamie memc10 1d That was terrible Im caling hait time ParaheParacelsus-1d LMFADOOO are we gonna awitch sides or Jamie (gjmemc10-1d I'm starting to run out of jokes smh Para ATheParacelsus . 1d Same maybe one day we'l revisit Jamie @jmemc10-1d tis is what MLK died for Tweet your reply

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"Poetry"

Yesika Salgado @YesikaStarr Follow Uber driver: what do you for work? Me: I'm a writer, poet specifically Him: oh are your poems in anything? Me: they're in my book Him: how easy is it to publish a book? I've considered doing that before Sigh. Old white men are exhausting 7:21 PM - 9 Jun 2018 from Los Angeles, CA Holidays As A Chingona I don't cook don't know how don't care to learn my nails are long acrylics and they don't like washing dishes that ain't my own l wear bold lipstick and hoop earrings to dinner I have opinions louder than the men I'm related to I come ready to argue anyone can get the fire from my quick mouth @yesikast

Yesika Salgado @YesikaStarr Follow Uber driver: what do you for work? Me: I'm a writer, poet specifically Him: oh are your poems in anything? Me: they're in my book Him: how easy is it to publish a book? I've considered doing that before Sigh. Old white men are exhausting 7:21 PM - 9 Jun 2018 from Los Angeles, CA Holidays As A Chingona I don't cook don't know how don't care to learn my nails are long acrylics and they don't like washing dishes that ain't my own l wear bold lipstick and hoop earrings to dinner I have opinions louder than the men I'm related to I come ready to argue anyone can get the fire from my quick mouth @yesikast

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Men are wearing miniskirts now

Eric July @EricDJuly No.. we aren't. New York Post @nypost Men are wearing miniskirts now nyp.st/ 2yoZF4n

Eric July @EricDJuly No.. we aren't. New York Post @nypost Men are wearing miniskirts now nyp.st/ 2yoZF4n

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