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High-Pressure Situation

Michael @ogpnxl What is a random thing that gives you anxiety? 10-Click Shawty @Just_Cardo Trying to put my change in my wallet at the cash register while people in line put pressure on me by just standing lol
Michael @ogpnxl What is a random thing that gives you anxiety? 10-Click Shawty @Just_Cardo Trying to put my change in my wallet at the cash register while people in line put pressure on me by just standing lol

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You Guys Fold Your Clothes?

Daniel Munro @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.

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Why I Always Have So Many Bags

Michael Halloween Name, @Home_Halfway ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if l'll need 4 French horns or 5
Michael Halloween Name, @Home_Halfway ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if l'll need 4 French horns or 5

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Yes or No?

raina O @quakerraina Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You're driving to rescue her. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no 8:12 PM · 2021-02-26 · Twitter for iPhone 6,237 Retweets 3,912 Quote Tweets 115K Likes
raina O @quakerraina Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You're driving to rescue her. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no 8:12 PM · 2021-02-26 · Twitter for iPhone 6,237 Retweets 3,912 Quote Tweets 115K Likes

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Jesse Kelly's hot take about opportunities in today’s job market

<blockquote>Kelly was born in Steubenville, Ohio. He joined the U.S. Marine Corps in 2000, deployed to Iraq in 2003, and was honorably discharged in 2004. Kelly then returned to <b>his family's construction business</b> in Arizona as a project manager.</blockquote>
<blockquote>Kelly was born in Steubenville, Ohio. He joined the U.S. Marine Corps in 2000, deployed to Iraq in 2003, and was honorably discharged in 2004. Kelly then returned to <b>his family's construction business</b> in Arizona as a project manager.</blockquote>

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hooters girls meme

rob @OkButStill hooters girls barely care if i'm happy or sad 8:50 PM · Oct 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
rob @OkButStill hooters girls barely care if i'm happy or sad 8:50 PM · Oct 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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"Punished Kevin"

DJ @SwisherSwords Naming my second son "Punished Kevin" after my first son Kevin died mid birth. 8:09 AM · Oct 22, 2021 · Twitter for Android 122 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 2,253 Likes
DJ @SwisherSwords Naming my second son "Punished Kevin" after my first son Kevin died mid birth. 8:09 AM · Oct 22, 2021 · Twitter for Android 122 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 2,253 Likes

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green tea shot

rob @catholicdad420 my politics are that l'm 22 and that means sometimes I have to buy a girl something called a “green tea shot" 1:53 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
rob @catholicdad420 my politics are that l'm 22 and that means sometimes I have to buy a girl something called a “green tea shot" 1:53 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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brutal

ivy ruth @BLOODSAD well if it isnt Most F kable Armpits 2014 ... what brings you to the 711 at 5 am 10:30 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter Web App
ivy ruth @BLOODSAD well if it isnt Most F kable Armpits 2014 ... what brings you to the 711 at 5 am 10:30 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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singing not afraid by eminem

Patrick Halloween ... @lunch_enjoyer singing not afraid by eminem to my landlord when he asks me for my rent 11:39 PM · Oct 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Patrick Halloween ... @lunch_enjoyer singing not afraid by eminem to my landlord when he asks me for my rent 11:39 PM · Oct 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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problematic

prettier jesus @bxsel it's problematic to go to confession because ur trauma dumping on god 11:26 PM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
prettier jesus @bxsel it's problematic to go to confession because ur trauma dumping on god 11:26 PM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Drake Bell old tweet

Drake Bell @DrakeBell In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco" 6/23/13, 12:26 AM 23.3K RETWEETS 17K FAVORITES Reinvented by ninjapanda06 for iFunny :) ifunny.mobi
Drake Bell @DrakeBell In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco" 6/23/13, 12:26 AM 23.3K RETWEETS 17K FAVORITES Reinvented by ninjapanda06 for iFunny :) ifunny.mobi

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bummer

Alan Resnick @alanresnicks One of my friends got old e 8:32 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Alan Resnick @alanresnicks One of my friends got old e 8:32 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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A medieval peasant would think my bathroom is so clean

jurdle @jurndan A medieval peasant would think my bathroom is so clean 8:26 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
jurdle @jurndan A medieval peasant would think my bathroom is so clean 8:26 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Pumpkin Boats

Why aren't there more pumpkin boats? RKMAZI
Why aren't there more pumpkin boats? RKMAZI

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