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swamp monster @_BIGSYD My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood tonight
swamp monster @_BIGSYD My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood tonight

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Huh...

Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney Follow My 3yo came home from school mad that one of the boys poked her in the eye. I asked if she talked to her teacher about it and she said yes, but the teacher didn't have a chance to address it because then the boy fell out of his chair and broke both his arms. Unsure if lies. 10:26 PM - Oct 5, 2023 3.2M Views
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney Follow My 3yo came home from school mad that one of the boys poked her in the eye. I asked if she talked to her teacher about it and she said yes, but the teacher didn't have a chance to address it because then the boy fell out of his chair and broke both his arms. Unsure if lies. 10:26 PM - Oct 5, 2023 3.2M Views

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The banana bandit

sarah @sarahradz Follow Today at pick-up, the childcare teacher informed me that my darling son was caught red-handed trying to eat another child's banana. She showed me the confiscated banana as proof. I looked over at him sternly, and caught him trying to eat yet another child's banana.
sarah @sarahradz Follow Today at pick-up, the childcare teacher informed me that my darling son was caught red-handed trying to eat another child's banana. She showed me the confiscated banana as proof. I looked over at him sternly, and caught him trying to eat yet another child's banana.

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It's a new law

Kelly @kelly__le Follow My son just informed me it's illegal for 9 year olds to eat broccoli.
Kelly @kelly__le Follow My son just informed me it's illegal for 9 year olds to eat broccoli.

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RIP Cakey

Matt Ufford → @mattufford my son named a piece of birthday cake "Cakey" then got too attached to it to eat it. we saved it for him and he decided to eat it the next day bc he didn't want it to get old. he cried the whole time saying "I'm sorry Cakey" between bites 10 2:59 PM 2/26/22 Twitter for iPhone 98 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,813 Likes
Matt Ufford → @mattufford my son named a piece of birthday cake "Cakey" then got too attached to it to eat it. we saved it for him and he decided to eat it the next day bc he didn't want it to get old. he cried the whole time saying "I'm sorry Cakey" between bites 10 2:59 PM 2/26/22 Twitter for iPhone 98 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,813 Likes

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He's doing his best

Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Follow Nephew has been doing a bit where when he gets on elevators with adults, in an attempt to fit in he'll say "I didn't get the promotion”
Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Follow Nephew has been doing a bit where when he gets on elevators with adults, in an attempt to fit in he'll say "I didn't get the promotion”

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What??

Princess | Mindfulness | Conso @themultiplemom Follow This little boy got in my car with the kids and I assumed it was one of their friends. I asked his name and introduced myself. He gets out of the car and my kids say "I don't know that boy. I guess he just wanted a ride”. ❤❤❤ 10:47 PM ⚫ Jun 14, 2023 2.5M Views
Princess | Mindfulness | Conso @themultiplemom Follow This little boy got in my car with the kids and I assumed it was one of their friends. I asked his name and introduced myself. He gets out of the car and my kids say "I don't know that boy. I guess he just wanted a ride”. ❤❤❤ 10:47 PM ⚫ Jun 14, 2023 2.5M Views

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It's the little things

Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTwo Follow Paid $75 to take the family to the zoo so my toddler could ooh and ahh over a caterpillar in the parking lot. 2:05 AM • Aug 20, 2023 33K Views 29 127 1.3K ☐ 6 go
Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTwo Follow Paid $75 to take the family to the zoo so my toddler could ooh and ahh over a caterpillar in the parking lot. 2:05 AM • Aug 20, 2023 33K Views 29 127 1.3K ☐ 6 go

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Kid knows something

Matt Bell @mdbell79 Follow A kid in the Dallas airport tapped me on the leg while we waited in a line, then whispered: "Hey! Guess what. My dad's jet ski sank in a lake and WE NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.” Kid's mom: "STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT!" 11:56 PM Feb 22, 2023 3.6M Views 207 3.8K 90K 1.3K go
Matt Bell @mdbell79 Follow A kid in the Dallas airport tapped me on the leg while we waited in a line, then whispered: "Hey! Guess what. My dad's jet ski sank in a lake and WE NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.” Kid's mom: "STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT!" 11:56 PM Feb 22, 2023 3.6M Views 207 3.8K 90K 1.3K go

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Brutal

i @ribaslaahsni can't believe my 4yr old brother came into my room pretending to be a doctor and diagnosed me with ugly
i @ribaslaahsni can't believe my 4yr old brother came into my room pretending to be a doctor and diagnosed me with ugly

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It makes a difference

Miss B @MissBThe3rd Follow Giving my classroom gluesticks human names has been revolutionary. Does a student care if a glue stick goes missing? No! Do they care if DEREK the glue stick has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Derek has been returned to his rightful spot. 8:37 PM - Sep 27, 2023 2.9M Views 307 8.4K 125K 2.4K go
Miss B @MissBThe3rd Follow Giving my classroom gluesticks human names has been revolutionary. Does a student care if a glue stick goes missing? No! Do they care if DEREK the glue stick has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Derek has been returned to his rightful spot. 8:37 PM - Sep 27, 2023 2.9M Views 307 8.4K 125K 2.4K go

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Fantastic

hails @ i cant stop thinking about the one time back in high school we used to have an art show for all the students art and some kid made this
hails @ i cant stop thinking about the one time back in high school we used to have an art show for all the students art and some kid made this

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tihi thanks i hate it /r/tihi hmmm

Not the jurger

babe whats wrong you've barely touched your jinner did i overcook your jurger OSHOIA QUALITY
babe whats wrong you've barely touched your jinner did i overcook your jurger OSHOIA QUALITY

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tihi thanks i hate it /r/tihi hmmm

Terrible idea

owen * @gatorcomputer. 3h new piercing idea: the full-body piercing. let me know what you think 64 1,904 19.1K 165K
owen * @gatorcomputer. 3h new piercing idea: the full-body piercing. let me know what you think 64 1,904 19.1K 165K

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The basketball is not flat

Deborah Hyde @jourdemayne "Being a science writer is harder than being a sports writer" says @carlzimmer, "because sports writers don't have to deal with people who think that basketball doesn't even exist".
Deborah Hyde @jourdemayne "Being a science writer is harder than being a sports writer" says @carlzimmer, "because sports writers don't have to deal with people who think that basketball doesn't even exist".

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Had to do it

Jay @linsas I was playing FIFA19 with some random dude online & he was using his headset & prolly forgot to turn it off so I was leading 3 nil at half time & I heard him say"if I win,will you sleepover?' and a girl replied yes but you won't win. I had to let bro win 5-3 for the culture
Jay @linsas I was playing FIFA19 with some random dude online & he was using his headset & prolly forgot to turn it off so I was leading 3 nil at half time & I heard him say"if I win,will you sleepover?' and a girl replied yes but you won't win. I had to let bro win 5-3 for the culture

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mad lads /r/madlads mad lad insane people madlad