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Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane Follow X I just got gas this morning and I swear to god a TV on the pump told me that "Fortnite is making mayonnaise cool again." It should be illegal for the gas pump to say this to me, I can't take it anymore.
Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane Follow X I just got gas this morning and I swear to god a TV on the pump told me that "Fortnite is making mayonnaise cool again." It should be illegal for the gas pump to say this to me, I can't take it anymore.

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57, a child

Liam Neeson, 72, admits he's "madly in love" with co-star Pamela Anderson, 57, after saying he's done with dating KE AL U S₁ AL M!RI @whitney_jewston 57... she's literally a child NZZ STIVAL
Liam Neeson, 72, admits he's "madly in love" with co-star Pamela Anderson, 57, after saying he's done with dating KE AL U S₁ AL M!RI @whitney_jewston 57... she's literally a child NZZ STIVAL

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Nerd

८ @m4iizan Follow "what a nerd lol" I said with barely controlled lust 1:06 AM - 1/7/25 399K Views
८ @m4iizan Follow "what a nerd lol" I said with barely controlled lust 1:06 AM - 1/7/25 399K Views

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That's love

■bun Follow I have a partner who will always do little things to surprise me but today he sent me flowers because it's the anniversary of George W. Bush getting a shoe thrown at him. I told him months ago that I considered it a holiday. Never had someone pay attention to my nonsense before. 1:46 AM 15/12/2024 5.8M Views .
■bun Follow I have a partner who will always do little things to surprise me but today he sent me flowers because it's the anniversary of George W. Bush getting a shoe thrown at him. I told him months ago that I considered it a holiday. Never had someone pay attention to my nonsense before. 1:46 AM 15/12/2024 5.8M Views .

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Well...

Vanessa @Nessakins_ I got charged $1 for being a white American. This is Opened: 01/12/2025 11:32 am Order: 169480 t bull Check: 3 Order Type: DINE IN Name: Table R13 Server: Emily 4 16-Mich Ultra 20.00 1 Classic Burger 13.00 + white american. 1.00 1 SOLO Subtotal Food Tax Liquor Tax Total Customer copy 34.00 1.15 1.64 36.79 Thanks for dining at The Post! Stay Posted. " 4:55 PM · Jan 12, 2025 -2.3M Views 4.5K t↓ 2.1K 53K 1.2K *** <]
Vanessa @Nessakins_ I got charged $1 for being a white American. This is Opened: 01/12/2025 11:32 am Order: 169480 t bull Check: 3 Order Type: DINE IN Name: Table R13 Server: Emily 4 16-Mich Ultra 20.00 1 Classic Burger 13.00 + white american. 1.00 1 SOLO Subtotal Food Tax Liquor Tax Total Customer copy 34.00 1.15 1.64 36.79 Thanks for dining at The Post! Stay Posted. " 4:55 PM · Jan 12, 2025 -2.3M Views 4.5K t↓ 2.1K 53K 1.2K *** <]

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Real

Kyle- Follow @KylePlantEmoji Coworker: good to be back at work though, break felt a little long to me if I'm being honest The Slavic Man | Hired To Pour Hot Soups On People Who Annoy Me: here come da ladle 4:56 PM - 04 Jan 24-343K Views 915 Reposts 16 Quotes 11.7K Likes
Kyle- Follow @KylePlantEmoji Coworker: good to be back at work though, break felt a little long to me if I'm being honest The Slavic Man | Hired To Pour Hot Soups On People Who Annoy Me: here come da ladle 4:56 PM - 04 Jan 24-343K Views 915 Reposts 16 Quotes 11.7K Likes

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So smart

skylar sweden @skylar2g "what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard: Traduzir post Seguir
skylar sweden @skylar2g "what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard: Traduzir post Seguir

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It's just salmon

Lazy @LazyJam Matey here trying to change the clutch on a pack of Salmon Dookist @DookistAgain - 6h It has just taken me FIFTEEN MINUTES to open this pack of salmon. Surely there MUST be an easier way?! @Tesco 3092 PAN FRY 12 MINS TESCO ZRONEL SAL LEIS RESPONSIBLY SOURCED TASTE 06 Jan Norway
Lazy @LazyJam Matey here trying to change the clutch on a pack of Salmon Dookist @DookistAgain - 6h It has just taken me FIFTEEN MINUTES to open this pack of salmon. Surely there MUST be an easier way?! @Tesco 3092 PAN FRY 12 MINS TESCO ZRONEL SAL LEIS RESPONSIBLY SOURCED TASTE 06 Jan Norway

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Woohoo

cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola huge news for my buddy steve who always likes her pictures on instagram kos_data @kos_data. 1d. Dua Lipa is single again டா
cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola huge news for my buddy steve who always likes her pictures on instagram kos_data @kos_data. 1d. Dua Lipa is single again டா

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So worn in

One of these is so old it has a complaint about Ea Nasir's copper etched on the back winnihilation @s1ckp4ssenger · 1d Clipboards at the laundromat
One of these is so old it has a complaint about Ea Nasir's copper etched on the back winnihilation @s1ckp4ssenger · 1d Clipboards at the laundromat

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Seek help

Subscribe ONE Anyone else besides me find it strange that the woman who played Topanga was featured on WWE RAW in LA and the wildfire started in the Topanga Canyon the next day? She is also doing a hand gesture similar to Mahuika The Fire Goddess... Coincidence? Sero Readers added context If you or a loved one views this as a credible thought process, please seek help. mayoclinic.org/diseases-condi... Do you find this helpful? Last edited 4:00 AM - 10 Jan 25 Rate it ......
Subscribe ONE Anyone else besides me find it strange that the woman who played Topanga was featured on WWE RAW in LA and the wildfire started in the Topanga Canyon the next day? She is also doing a hand gesture similar to Mahuika The Fire Goddess... Coincidence? Sero Readers added context If you or a loved one views this as a credible thought process, please seek help. mayoclinic.org/diseases-condi... Do you find this helpful? Last edited 4:00 AM - 10 Jan 25 Rate it ......

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Walnut

Community Notes & Violati... TM-17h Top 9 INSANE community notes 1. THREAD THESE ARE THE LUNGS OF A 10 YEAR OLD CHILD THAT GREW UP IN A HOME WITH A GAS OVEN. THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT. SE BEXPLORIZE Readers added context they thought people might want to know That is a picture of a walnut 600
Community Notes & Violati... TM-17h Top 9 INSANE community notes 1. THREAD THESE ARE THE LUNGS OF A 10 YEAR OLD CHILD THAT GREW UP IN A HOME WITH A GAS OVEN. THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT. SE BEXPLORIZE Readers added context they thought people might want to know That is a picture of a walnut 600

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Wonder why

Jess @Punished_Jess Rejected Illinois flag proposals. 喜 Welcome to Illinois of the world's Follow
Jess @Punished_Jess Rejected Illinois flag proposals. 喜 Welcome to Illinois of the world's Follow

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Brilliant

Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa Follow X I caught my son and his friends making prank calls last night - except one called Wendys and one called McDonalds and then put them on speaker with each other. I wanted to be upset, but was laughing too hard. 8:04 PM Feb 16, 2020 1.5K Reply Copy link boredpanda.com
Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa Follow X I caught my son and his friends making prank calls last night - except one called Wendys and one called McDonalds and then put them on speaker with each other. I wanted to be upset, but was laughing too hard. 8:04 PM Feb 16, 2020 1.5K Reply Copy link boredpanda.com

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Cue panic attack

Adam Ozimek → @ModeledBehavior Text a coworker at a random time "are you joining this meeting?" as a fun holiday prank
Adam Ozimek → @ModeledBehavior Text a coworker at a random time "are you joining this meeting?" as a fun holiday prank

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For the love of God...

← dax → @thdxr Post GROK 000 Follow the only career advice i have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on linkedin 8:44 AM - 05/01/25 1.6M Views . 393 tz 6.5K 56K ☐ 5.6K <]
← dax → @thdxr Post GROK 000 Follow the only career advice i have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on linkedin 8:44 AM - 05/01/25 1.6M Views . 393 tz 6.5K 56K ☐ 5.6K <]

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