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Guess Again
![Zak Toscani @zaktoscani Folks who don't give you a recipe bc "it's a family secret" are very odd. First of all it's not like your family is living off these cinamon rolls and secondly you've told me you cheat on your wife before so like is it fi king clove or not 1:52 PM · 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone 105 Retweets 720 Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/652/4bf.png)
![Zak Toscani @zaktoscani Folks who don't give you a recipe bc "it's a family secret" are very odd. First of all it's not like your family is living off these cinamon rolls and secondly you've told me you cheat on your wife before so like is it fi king clove or not 1:52 PM · 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone 105 Retweets 720 Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/292/652/4bf.png)
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Who Hurt You?
![stephanie @isosteph ... why did i study computer science? well i have a dream of becoming a white tech guy's 3rd consecutive asian girlfriend and smiling quietly on his arm at san francisco parties while he pretends his yellow fever is actually an interest in japanese urbanism](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/651/765.jpg)
![stephanie @isosteph ... why did i study computer science? well i have a dream of becoming a white tech guy's 3rd consecutive asian girlfriend and smiling quietly on his arm at san francisco parties while he pretends his yellow fever is actually an interest in japanese urbanism](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/292/651/765.jpg)
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New Vacuum Just Dropped
![jake @squidslippers i swear i'm the only person alive who respects when people are sleeping. literally nobody else gives a s---. they'll blast music, turn the lights on, decide to watch a movie on my bed, start the lawnmower, like how tf did you even get this lawnmower in my room and why](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/650/80b.jpg)
![jake @squidslippers i swear i'm the only person alive who respects when people are sleeping. literally nobody else gives a s---. they'll blast music, turn the lights on, decide to watch a movie on my bed, start the lawnmower, like how tf did you even get this lawnmower in my room and why](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/292/650/80b.jpg)
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Big If True
![Shawn Fleek (he / they) @shawnfleek Cool country you've got there. Would be a shame if someone invented a website for ranking hot girls on campus and your mom used it to learn how to poison herself with horse paste. 2:46 PM · 8/27/21 · Twitter for iPhone 3,401 Retweets 88 Quote Tweets 15.3K Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/649/f07.jpg)
![Shawn Fleek (he / they) @shawnfleek Cool country you've got there. Would be a shame if someone invented a website for ranking hot girls on campus and your mom used it to learn how to poison herself with horse paste. 2:46 PM · 8/27/21 · Twitter for iPhone 3,401 Retweets 88 Quote Tweets 15.3K Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/292/649/f07.jpg)
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World War III
![Mr. One Million @josephcorcoran Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "g'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go f: : himself 4:50 AM 3/16/20 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/648/58e.png)
![Mr. One Million @josephcorcoran Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "g'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go f: : himself 4:50 AM 3/16/20 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/292/648/58e.png)
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Deadliest Warrior Simulation
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/646/d8b.jpg)
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Magic Cantaloupe
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/645/2ef.jpg)
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Fake It 'Til You Make it
![being called smart because you have a variety of information on different subjects but in reality it's all surface level intelligence and you don't feel like you're really good at anything](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/643/ccb.jpg)
![being called smart because you have a variety of information on different subjects but in reality it's all surface level intelligence and you don't feel like you're really good at anything](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/292/643/ccb.jpg)
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DUI Don't Know
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/642/51d.jpg)
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Nostalgic
![Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Gen Z will never know the feeling of sliding the VHS tape out of the box, pushing it into the VCR, and then having the FBI raid your house because your dad did a bunch of Enron stuff.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/641/36b.jpg)
![Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Gen Z will never know the feeling of sliding the VHS tape out of the box, pushing it into the VCR, and then having the FBI raid your house because your dad did a bunch of Enron stuff.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/292/641/36b.jpg)
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Depends How Cold It Is
![optimism survivor @abraveturtle serious question: when someone's telling you a sad story and crying how long should I wait before I take a bite of my corn dog?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/640/178.jpg)
![optimism survivor @abraveturtle serious question: when someone's telling you a sad story and crying how long should I wait before I take a bite of my corn dog?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/292/640/178.jpg)
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Ghost Writer
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/639/ca6.jpg)
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Not Funny
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/638/e3d.jpg)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/292/638/e3d.jpg)
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Repressed Memory
![history, huh? P1 @kriptidbackup Some of you never had to spend hours in the kitchen table crying as your dad shouts "WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?" sadeel (limit) @FENTYSUH · 2d PEOPLE CRY DOING THEIR MATH HW??? Show this thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/637/113.jpg)
![history, huh? P1 @kriptidbackup Some of you never had to spend hours in the kitchen table crying as your dad shouts "WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?" sadeel (limit) @FENTYSUH · 2d PEOPLE CRY DOING THEIR MATH HW??? Show this thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/292/637/113.jpg)
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Take A Picture
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/636/239.png)
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And They Call This Progress
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/292/635/601.png)
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