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I second making "coat hanger" an insult

asexualbrittaperry you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put 'you absolute' in front of it example: you absolute coat hanger ggiornojo as well u can just add 'ed' to any object and it's sounds like you were really drunk example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night asexualbrittaperry #1 was gazeboed mate #1 was absolutely baubled

asexualbrittaperry you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put 'you absolute' in front of it example: you absolute coat hanger ggiornojo as well u can just add 'ed' to any object and it's sounds like you were really drunk example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night asexualbrittaperry #1 was gazeboed mate #1 was absolutely baubled

Powerful, but only if we help organize and not overwhelm people: ”And it is democratic—everyone gets to have a voice, whether they work for a local paper, a small TV station or one of the biggest newspapers in the world, or are not in the media business a

jack ejack Jul 21 "The downside is that everyone is treated as equally expert on various topics." One of the biggest areas I believe we can help. Helping to determine credible voices per topic in real-time is extremely challenging, but believe it's possible Mix of algos and network. jack ejack Jul 21 "There is an important discussion about journalism that must take place including about how all of us performed during the 2016 campaign, but Twitter is not where a nuanced or thoughtful discussion can happen." This is what we'd like to fix the most. 335 t 101 492 jack @jack Fundamentally, we need to focus more on the conversational dynamics within Twitter. We haven't paid enough consistent attention here. Better organization, more context, helping to identify credibility, ease of use Challenging work and would love to hear your thoughts and ideas,

jack ejack Jul 21 "The downside is that everyone is treated as equally expert on various topics." One of the biggest areas I believe we can help. Helping to determine credible voices per topic in real-time is extremely challenging, but believe it's possible Mix of algos and network. jack ejack Jul 21 "There is an important discussion about journalism that must take place including about how all of us performed during the 2016 campaign, but Twitter is not where a nuanced or thoughtful discussion can happen." This is what we'd like to fix the most. 335 t 101 492 jack @jack Fundamentally, we need to focus more on the conversational dynamics within Twitter. We haven't paid enough consistent attention here. Better organization, more context, helping to identify credibility, ease of use Challenging work and would love to hear your thoughts and ideas,

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“On Twitter, everything is shrunk down to the same size, making it harder to discern what is a big deal and what is not. Tone often overshadows the actual news. All outrages appear equal.” Def a problem. Believe we can help solve by showing more context

jack @jack Jul 21 On Twitter, everything is shrunk down to the same size, making it harder to discern what is a big deal and what is not. Tone often overshadows the actual news. All outrages appear equal. Def a problem. Believe we can help solve by showing more context and related conversation jack @jack Jul 21 This is our primary job: "To be clear, Twitter is a useful and important platform. It's a good aggregator for breaking news. I still check my feed to see breaking news developments, and I will continue to." Thinking a lot about how to promote more participation in conversation. ack @jack Powerful, but only if we help organize and not overwhelm people: "And it is democratic-everyone gets to have a voice, whether they work for a local paper, a small TV station or one of the biggest newspapers in the world, or are not in the media business at all."

jack @jack Jul 21 On Twitter, everything is shrunk down to the same size, making it harder to discern what is a big deal and what is not. Tone often overshadows the actual news. All outrages appear equal. Def a problem. Believe we can help solve by showing more context and related conversation jack @jack Jul 21 This is our primary job: "To be clear, Twitter is a useful and important platform. It's a good aggregator for breaking news. I still check my feed to see breaking news developments, and I will continue to." Thinking a lot about how to promote more participation in conversation. ack @jack Powerful, but only if we help organize and not overwhelm people: "And it is democratic-everyone gets to have a voice, whether they work for a local paper, a small TV station or one of the biggest newspapers in the world, or are not in the media business at all."

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A few thoughts on @maggieNYT’s article on Twitter. A lot of fair critiques within.

jack @jack Jul 21 A few thoughts on @maggieNYT's article on Twitter. A lot of fair critiques within. es Maggie Haberman: Why I Needed to Pull Back From Twitter The viciousness, toxic partisan anger and intellectual dishonesty are at all- time highs. nytimes.com jack @jack Jul 21 But the medium has changed. Everyone I follow on the site seems to be tweeting more frequently, so I had to check in more frequently. This is the intention behind ranking the timeline. Show you "what matters" first, everything else still accessible. Lots of work still to do. 144 tl 35 175

jack @jack Jul 21 A few thoughts on @maggieNYT's article on Twitter. A lot of fair critiques within. es Maggie Haberman: Why I Needed to Pull Back From Twitter The viciousness, toxic partisan anger and intellectual dishonesty are at all- time highs. nytimes.com jack @jack Jul 21 But the medium has changed. Everyone I follow on the site seems to be tweeting more frequently, so I had to check in more frequently. This is the intention behind ranking the timeline. Show you "what matters" first, everything else still accessible. Lots of work still to do. 144 tl 35 175

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Twitter by Timsoret

timsoret timsoret 8 h Twitter used to be such a cool place. We let it become a dystopian negative force With America's overpoliticization, it became a field of war. You can walk on a mine at any moment. Maybe the mine was there a long time ago. Maybe you planted the mine. Traduire le Tweet 28 L 109 timsoret@timsoret 8 h It's especially hard to navigate for non-Americans, coming here with different values, symbols, tolerance thresholds, definitions, humor, political spectrums. It is just unwelcoming & scary for foreigners, because we have to work on a risky unforgiving American territory Traduire le Tweet timsoret@timsoret 8 h The perversity is that one day the mines seem harmless, safe, inactive, or even defused, and one day later the very same mines can blow you up without warning Traduire le Tweet

timsoret timsoret 8 h Twitter used to be such a cool place. We let it become a dystopian negative force With America's overpoliticization, it became a field of war. You can walk on a mine at any moment. Maybe the mine was there a long time ago. Maybe you planted the mine. Traduire le Tweet 28 L 109 timsoret@timsoret 8 h It's especially hard to navigate for non-Americans, coming here with different values, symbols, tolerance thresholds, definitions, humor, political spectrums. It is just unwelcoming & scary for foreigners, because we have to work on a risky unforgiving American territory Traduire le Tweet timsoret@timsoret 8 h The perversity is that one day the mines seem harmless, safe, inactive, or even defused, and one day later the very same mines can blow you up without warning Traduire le Tweet

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Too long...

soNY Sony Follow @Sony When someone says they're done with their lunch and there are fries left and then they say, "Hey, do you want these fries?" #Venom 9:55 AM-16 Jul 2018 485 Retweets 1.948 Likes G ס 294 t 485 1.SK

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Don't stop shad.

Shädman @Shadbase Follow Been getting some flak lately for some of the dark humor comics I posted, If you find them racist or sexual, thats you viewing it that way. Simple little cartoon drawings shouldn't offend grown people this much - just saying Learn to take joke, even if its a bad one. Just satire 0:10 AM-11 Jul 2018 1,184 Retweets 8,858 Likes 315 1.2K 8.9K

Shädman @Shadbase Follow Been getting some flak lately for some of the dark humor comics I posted, If you find them racist or sexual, thats you viewing it that way. Simple little cartoon drawings shouldn't offend grown people this much - just saying Learn to take joke, even if its a bad one. Just satire 0:10 AM-11 Jul 2018 1,184 Retweets 8,858 Likes 315 1.2K 8.9K

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Evergreen Reply

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Racism and bigotry

glixyl @glixyl-2h Replying to @TeaPainUSA I am celebrating from vacation in Japan, a country that knows how to keep its citizens healthy, well fed and educated: not dedicated to screwimg the weakest of us. We need to get back to what made us great, which isn't racism and bigotry O8 t 72 315 Japan had 20,oo0 applications for asylum in 2017.It accepted 20 Just 0. 1% of asylum seekers won the right to remain, as been closed to those i

glixyl @glixyl-2h Replying to @TeaPainUSA I am celebrating from vacation in Japan, a country that knows how to keep its citizens healthy, well fed and educated: not dedicated to screwimg the weakest of us. We need to get back to what made us great, which isn't racism and bigotry O8 t 72 315 Japan had 20,oo0 applications for asylum in 2017.It accepted 20 Just 0. 1% of asylum seekers won the right to remain, as been closed to those i

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brb buying watermelons

Mike Madden @MikeMadden This AWESOME EXPLODING WATERMELON VIDEO may not be the most effective way to get people not to use illegal fireworks. Mayor Eric Garcetti@MayorOfLA #Fireworks are illegal in the City of Los Angeles and even small ones can cause a lot of damage. This watermelon was completely destroyed by a firework the size of a stick of gum. This #FourthOfJuly be safe, find a professional show near you: mayor.la/TscG30kLVcz 3:27 PM- Jul 3, 2018 46 See Mike Madden's other Tweets 6

Mike Madden @MikeMadden This AWESOME EXPLODING WATERMELON VIDEO may not be the most effective way to get people not to use illegal fireworks. Mayor Eric Garcetti@MayorOfLA #Fireworks are illegal in the City of Los Angeles and even small ones can cause a lot of damage. This watermelon was completely destroyed by a firework the size of a stick of gum. This #FourthOfJuly be safe, find a professional show near you: mayor.la/TscG30kLVcz 3:27 PM- Jul 3, 2018 46 See Mike Madden's other Tweets 6

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Kingdom Hearts Butthurt Fanbase

bazztek _bazztek 10m Replying to @AngryJoeShow @FrustratedJacob @SuggestiveGames The KH fandom is the most oversensitive and easily butthurt fandom I've ever seen if you say even 1 bad thing about KH. Shame to see them still harassing people with their gatekeeping. A KH3 review from someone new to KH would've been interesting and an eye opener for KH fanboys. Derpy @Thederpyguide 6mm ah yes the kingdom hearts fandom is the most butthurt ones... bazztek _bazztek 5m Yes, they are Derpy @Thederpyguide 3mm your account has you s--- talking the community like every other tweet bazztek @_bazztek 37s Maybe because the KH fandom is absolutely terrible and I have every right to point out that fact. In fact you getting butthurt at me pointing out how s----- the КН fandom is only proves my point.

bazztek _bazztek 10m Replying to @AngryJoeShow @FrustratedJacob @SuggestiveGames The KH fandom is the most oversensitive and easily butthurt fandom I've ever seen if you say even 1 bad thing about KH. Shame to see them still harassing people with their gatekeeping. A KH3 review from someone new to KH would've been interesting and an eye opener for KH fanboys. Derpy @Thederpyguide 6mm ah yes the kingdom hearts fandom is the most butthurt ones... bazztek _bazztek 5m Yes, they are Derpy @Thederpyguide 3mm your account has you s--- talking the community like every other tweet bazztek @_bazztek 37s Maybe because the KH fandom is absolutely terrible and I have every right to point out that fact. In fact you getting butthurt at me pointing out how s----- the КН fandom is only proves my point.

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Twitter Race Banter with a wholesome ending, read till the end you won't regret it.

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Imagine having to wear sunscreen 0 17pm-19n 1 eptying to @TheParaceus t2 2 Para ThePardsus 43 ame memc10-4 jamie omene10 19m Inagine an inmune pters weak enouugh to staut anactial jamie ainemto 14m vegetables for once instead of goetandrnoe 다1 다! jamie inemcto am Pars OThePacel-3m Tweet Para :01 heParacelsus . 1d Imagine having to use a pair of scissors to cut your hair Jamie @jmemc10-1d Imagine a homeless man in London being the equivalent to a milionaire in your Para TheParacelsus 1d Imagine being sexuaily attracted to watching your wives be drilled by the men of another race Jamie @jmemc10-d imegine your worst fear being aids by 7 127 -С Para @TheParacelsus 1d Imagine your father and your uncle being the same person Jamie Bjmeme10-1d Tweet magine your father and your uncle being the same person Jamie @jmemc10-1d Imagine your ribcage being your most prominent feature Para TheParacelsus . 1 d Imagine needing pharmaceutical assistance to sustain an Jamie @jmemc10-1d Imagine your willy needing 90% of your body's blood to get an erection Para@TheParacelsus 1d Imagine having a genetic predisposition to lactose imolerance Jamie ⓟmermc10-1d That was terrible I'm caling half time ← Tweet Imagine having agenetic predisposition to lactose intolerance Jamie memc10 1d That was terrible Im caling hait time ParaheParacelsus-1d LMFADOOO are we gonna awitch sides or Jamie (gjmemc10-1d I'm starting to run out of jokes smh Para ATheParacelsus . 1d Same maybe one day we'l revisit Jamie @jmemc10-1d tis is what MLK died for Tweet your reply

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"Poetry"

Yesika Salgado @YesikaStarr Follow Uber driver: what do you for work? Me: I'm a writer, poet specifically Him: oh are your poems in anything? Me: they're in my book Him: how easy is it to publish a book? I've considered doing that before Sigh. Old white men are exhausting 7:21 PM - 9 Jun 2018 from Los Angeles, CA Holidays As A Chingona I don't cook don't know how don't care to learn my nails are long acrylics and they don't like washing dishes that ain't my own l wear bold lipstick and hoop earrings to dinner I have opinions louder than the men I'm related to I come ready to argue anyone can get the fire from my quick mouth @yesikast

Yesika Salgado @YesikaStarr Follow Uber driver: what do you for work? Me: I'm a writer, poet specifically Him: oh are your poems in anything? Me: they're in my book Him: how easy is it to publish a book? I've considered doing that before Sigh. Old white men are exhausting 7:21 PM - 9 Jun 2018 from Los Angeles, CA Holidays As A Chingona I don't cook don't know how don't care to learn my nails are long acrylics and they don't like washing dishes that ain't my own l wear bold lipstick and hoop earrings to dinner I have opinions louder than the men I'm related to I come ready to argue anyone can get the fire from my quick mouth @yesikast

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Men are wearing miniskirts now

Eric July @EricDJuly No.. we aren't. New York Post @nypost Men are wearing miniskirts now nyp.st/ 2yoZF4n

Eric July @EricDJuly No.. we aren't. New York Post @nypost Men are wearing miniskirts now nyp.st/ 2yoZF4n

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James Woods @RealJamesWoods Follow #whiningMunchkin I 1/V Welcome to America. Meet The American Left 12:04 PM-21 Jun 2018 昴 0396 2,544 Retweets 6.664 Likes

James Woods @RealJamesWoods Follow #whiningMunchkin I 1/V Welcome to America. Meet The American Left 12:04 PM-21 Jun 2018 昴 0396 2,544 Retweets 6.664 Likes

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Harvard discriminating against Asians

Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWill "Harvard today engages in the same kind of discrimination and stereotyping that it used to justify quotas on Jewish applicants in the 1920s and 1930s nytimes.com/2018/06/15/us/ 1l S. Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWil Do elite US universities discriminate against Asian applicants? Sure looks like it... nytimes.com/2018/04/04/us./.. California dreaming Asians* % of undergraduate enrolment: Asian-American population* Yale -Cornell aged Princeton 18-21, Brown Penn ーDartmouth-一 50 40 Harvard Columb 1.0 0.8 4:07 AM Jun 17, 2018 300 Retweets631 Likes steve pittelli @StevePittelli 12h Replying to @SteveStuWill Every Harvard grad l've met was either a legacy, or had some connections. 3 48

Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWill "Harvard today engages in the same kind of discrimination and stereotyping that it used to justify quotas on Jewish applicants in the 1920s and 1930s nytimes.com/2018/06/15/us/ 1l S. Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWil Do elite US universities discriminate against Asian applicants? Sure looks like it... nytimes.com/2018/04/04/us./.. California dreaming Asians* % of undergraduate enrolment: Asian-American population* Yale -Cornell aged Princeton 18-21, Brown Penn ーDartmouth-一 50 40 Harvard Columb 1.0 0.8 4:07 AM Jun 17, 2018 300 Retweets631 Likes steve pittelli @StevePittelli 12h Replying to @SteveStuWill Every Harvard grad l've met was either a legacy, or had some connections. 3 48

MovieBob's Immaturity

hIn reply to xdeser2 Bob Chipman @the_moviebob 3h If you voted Trump because you're "disenfranchised," you've only proved that you DESERVED to be so. You're a failed human. Bob Chipman@the moviebob- 4h @xdeser2 You're talking like these "people" can be fixed. They can't, and aren't worth the effort. 23 21 87 In reply to Bob Chipman Bob Chipman @the_moviebob 3h ..from getting their way as much as possible failed humans. ALL right-wing Americans are unsalvagable, failed humans. Reject them and push them out. 18 46 Bob Chipman @the_moviebob 38m Here's the thing. If you're "not a bigot" but you went for Trump because you're a working-class white dude who feels like a changing world わ£723·44 you're weak Bob Chipman @the moviebob # 뇨Follow what you've exposed is that you're weak. Rather than work to make yourself worthwhile in an evolving world, you decided to blow it up RETWEETS LIKES 1:16 PM-9 Nov 2016

hIn reply to xdeser2 Bob Chipman @the_moviebob 3h If you voted Trump because you're "disenfranchised," you've only proved that you DESERVED to be so. You're a failed human. Bob Chipman@the moviebob- 4h @xdeser2 You're talking like these "people" can be fixed. They can't, and aren't worth the effort. 23 21 87 In reply to Bob Chipman Bob Chipman @the_moviebob 3h ..from getting their way as much as possible failed humans. ALL right-wing Americans are unsalvagable, failed humans. Reject them and push them out. 18 46 Bob Chipman @the_moviebob 38m Here's the thing. If you're "not a bigot" but you went for Trump because you're a working-class white dude who feels like a changing world わ£723·44 you're weak Bob Chipman @the moviebob # 뇨Follow what you've exposed is that you're weak. Rather than work to make yourself worthwhile in an evolving world, you decided to blow it up RETWEETS LIKES 1:16 PM-9 Nov 2016

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More Boon Cotter tweets on gamers

Boon Cotter @booncotter If you're so socially and culturally inept that the option to play a video game as a female gets you all worked up in a frothy nerdrage 16 Jun My name is Boon, I make games, but not for people like you Your kind is done, mate. Do everyone a favour and f--- off You're embarrassing Boon Cotter @booncotter The most cringeworthy aspect of all this s--- is the ridiculous narrative that game developers are all held to ransom by the oppressive choke hold of the "SJW agenda" Truth: We actually WANT to make good games, inclusive games, games that disregard your toxic gamerbro b-------. 12:26 AM - Jun 16, 2018 8,631 2,261 people are talking about this Boon Cotter @booncotter What qualities me as a gamer? Been playing games since Atari 2600, making them since '86. Owned most consoles and maybe 1000 games. Have game tattooes, toys, and expensive art. That count? If you mean I'm not a homophobic sexist a------: Yes, by that measure, I'm not a gamer. 3:59 AM - Jun 17, 2018 O28 16 people are talking about this Boon Cotter @booncotter Replying to @Northlander74 SJHolis Hang on. I'm telling people who are "frothy nerdrage" to go f--- themselves. The type who comment "f------ gay gross" and "sjw propaganda" on our trailer. Surely you know the type? They're pretty hostile. It seemed an appropriate response. Sorry if you took this personally 1:58 PM - Jun 16, 2018

Boon Cotter @booncotter If you're so socially and culturally inept that the option to play a video game as a female gets you all worked up in a frothy nerdrage 16 Jun My name is Boon, I make games, but not for people like you Your kind is done, mate. Do everyone a favour and f--- off You're embarrassing Boon Cotter @booncotter The most cringeworthy aspect of all this s--- is the ridiculous narrative that game developers are all held to ransom by the oppressive choke hold of the "SJW agenda" Truth: We actually WANT to make good games, inclusive games, games that disregard your toxic gamerbro b-------. 12:26 AM - Jun 16, 2018 8,631 2,261 people are talking about this Boon Cotter @booncotter What qualities me as a gamer? Been playing games since Atari 2600, making them since '86. Owned most consoles and maybe 1000 games. Have game tattooes, toys, and expensive art. That count? If you mean I'm not a homophobic sexist a------: Yes, by that measure, I'm not a gamer. 3:59 AM - Jun 17, 2018 O28 16 people are talking about this Boon Cotter @booncotter Replying to @Northlander74 SJHolis Hang on. I'm telling people who are "frothy nerdrage" to go f--- themselves. The type who comment "f------ gay gross" and "sjw propaganda" on our trailer. Surely you know the type? They're pretty hostile. It seemed an appropriate response. Sorry if you took this personally 1:58 PM - Jun 16, 2018

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