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Pinocchio meets Sexy Saw

Keaton Patti e》 @Keato.. . Mar 1 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page. ﹀ SAW 9: SAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY INT. WHALE A sexy woman, BECKY SEXWOMAN, is covered in blood, chained to a bed. She's in a whale, but doesn't know it yet. BECKY AH!!! Blood is supposed to be inside my body, not outside it! An old TV turns on. We know it's old because it's covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump. The doll from the other movies appears on the screen, but this time he's sexier. We know he's sexier because he s covered in sexwebs SEXY DOLL Hello, Becky. Want to play a game? BECKY Yes. of course. Don't be silly. Yes. 100%. Game please. Becky still doesn't realize she's inside a whale SEXY DOLL Becky, you are inside a whale. Becky now realizes she's inside a whale. She's fine with i SEXY DOLL (CONT D) I hid the key to this whale inside your pancreas BECKY (whispers to self) Good thing I'm a pancreas doctor. SEXY DOLL But since I know you're a pancreas doctor, I took it out of your pancreas and put it in one of your kidneys. The cool one. BECKY (whispers to self) Ah, f---. I don't know kidneys A countdown starts counting down from one hour on the TV. SEXY DOLL Whoa, what the f--- is that? I didn't do that. Who did that? The whale did that.

Keaton Patti e》 @Keato.. . Mar 1 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page. ﹀ SAW 9: SAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY INT. WHALE A sexy woman, BECKY SEXWOMAN, is covered in blood, chained to a bed. She's in a whale, but doesn't know it yet. BECKY AH!!! Blood is supposed to be inside my body, not outside it! An old TV turns on. We know it's old because it's covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump. The doll from the other movies appears on the screen, but this time he's sexier. We know he's sexier because he s covered in sexwebs SEXY DOLL Hello, Becky. Want to play a game? BECKY Yes. of course. Don't be silly. Yes. 100%. Game please. Becky still doesn't realize she's inside a whale SEXY DOLL Becky, you are inside a whale. Becky now realizes she's inside a whale. She's fine with i SEXY DOLL (CONT D) I hid the key to this whale inside your pancreas BECKY (whispers to self) Good thing I'm a pancreas doctor. SEXY DOLL But since I know you're a pancreas doctor, I took it out of your pancreas and put it in one of your kidneys. The cool one. BECKY (whispers to self) Ah, f---. I don't know kidneys A countdown starts counting down from one hour on the TV. SEXY DOLL Whoa, what the f--- is that? I didn't do that. Who did that? The whale did that.

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Hypocrisy

Christine Sydelko is actually a very nice and funny woman.

Christine Sydelko is actually a very nice and funny woman.

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Moon Pie continues with the shitposts

MoonPie People ask me when I'm ready to quit tweeting and hang it up and the answer is I already have we've been on auto tweet for 3 months 2/23/18, 6:10 PM 425 Retweets 5,902 Likes Eric Geller @ericgeller 5h Replying to @MoonPie then how are you replying to people 49 MoonPie @MoonPie 5h Mool oheAt MoonPie we take feedback like this very seriously thank you

MoonPie People ask me when I'm ready to quit tweeting and hang it up and the answer is I already have we've been on auto tweet for 3 months 2/23/18, 6:10 PM 425 Retweets 5,902 Likes Eric Geller @ericgeller 5h Replying to @MoonPie then how are you replying to people 49 MoonPie @MoonPie 5h Mool oheAt MoonPie we take feedback like this very seriously thank you

ACTUAL TWITTER INTERACTION

MoonPie e @MoonPie Today is for honoring all of the presidents of the united states but I don't think there is a president of brands on Twitter so maybe that could be MoonPie one day who knows 2/19/18, 4:34 PM 343 Retweets 5,984 Likes Shari @MissTwitchy 1d Replying to @MoonPie Pretty sure @Wendys is the president 182 MoonPie @MoonPie 1d Ok but I just mean like someday you know Wendy's @Wendys 1d We'll give you our endorsement 19 ㅇ540 MoonPie @MoonPie 1d PI feel like that's pretty powerful but you know what would be even more powerful Wendy's @Wendys 1d The Infinity Stones? 913 23 535 MoonPie @MoonPie-1d PiI was going to say a tiger with a twitter but I feel like we're circling around something big here Wendy's @Wendys 1d The Frosted Flakes homie probably has a Twitter Tony the Tiger * @realtonytiger-19h It's true. This tiger is on Twitter ﹀ MoonPie @MoonPie 18h Sup Tony Tony the Tiger @realtonyt.ger. 18h ﹀ Hey MoonPie. Busy day eating cereal and living life. It's pretty Gr-r-reat MoonPie @MoonPie 18h Haha that's what you say on the television very cool very cool

MoonPie e @MoonPie Today is for honoring all of the presidents of the united states but I don't think there is a president of brands on Twitter so maybe that could be MoonPie one day who knows 2/19/18, 4:34 PM 343 Retweets 5,984 Likes Shari @MissTwitchy 1d Replying to @MoonPie Pretty sure @Wendys is the president 182 MoonPie @MoonPie 1d Ok but I just mean like someday you know Wendy's @Wendys 1d We'll give you our endorsement 19 ㅇ540 MoonPie @MoonPie 1d PI feel like that's pretty powerful but you know what would be even more powerful Wendy's @Wendys 1d The Infinity Stones? 913 23 535 MoonPie @MoonPie-1d PiI was going to say a tiger with a twitter but I feel like we're circling around something big here Wendy's @Wendys 1d The Frosted Flakes homie probably has a Twitter Tony the Tiger * @realtonytiger-19h It's true. This tiger is on Twitter ﹀ MoonPie @MoonPie 18h Sup Tony Tony the Tiger @realtonyt.ger. 18h ﹀ Hey MoonPie. Busy day eating cereal and living life. It's pretty Gr-r-reat MoonPie @MoonPie 18h Haha that's what you say on the television very cool very cool

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don’t forget to subscribe

Tom Gara @tomgara Follow My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye" RETWEETS LIKES 18,327 38,100 8:23 PM 6 May 2017 280 t 18K 38K

Tom Gara @tomgara Follow My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye" RETWEETS LIKES 18,327 38,100 8:23 PM 6 May 2017 280 t 18K 38K

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Listem to the brid...

Jet the Hawk @Jet_the Hawk This is b-------. I speak as an mbassador on behalf of all avian- kind when I say a finely tuned turbo four-banger sounds great and I hope they peg it off the limiter and make that "WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA noise every time they take a jump First road rally race will give birds PTSD

Jet the Hawk @Jet_the Hawk This is b-------. I speak as an mbassador on behalf of all avian- kind when I say a finely tuned turbo four-banger sounds great and I hope they peg it off the limiter and make that "WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA noise every time they take a jump First road rally race will give birds PTSD

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D E S T R O Y E D

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delete your account

Elon Musk @elonmusk Follow Hold up what the f---? 10:50 PM- 06 Feb 2018 3,270 Retweets 10,210 Likes Ge) 998口3.3K 10K Illuminati @NWO NOW Replying to @elonmusk Delete your account. 06 Feb 2018

Elon Musk @elonmusk Follow Hold up what the f---? 10:50 PM- 06 Feb 2018 3,270 Retweets 10,210 Likes Ge) 998口3.3K 10K Illuminati @NWO NOW Replying to @elonmusk Delete your account. 06 Feb 2018

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Pleeeeeese make this happen

oo Verizon LTE 11:28 PM @ 24%D Tweet Chase @chaseisangry Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where retail workers are as rude as they want "Do u have a bathroom?" "No we s--- outside like bears" 7/23/17, 4:08 PM 1,695 RETWEETS 3,540 LIKES

oo Verizon LTE 11:28 PM @ 24%D Tweet Chase @chaseisangry Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where retail workers are as rude as they want "Do u have a bathroom?" "No we s--- outside like bears" 7/23/17, 4:08 PM 1,695 RETWEETS 3,540 LIKES

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This truly is the darkest timeline.

Sebas @SebAnimation1 Seguir So the rumors are true, Norm of the north got a sequel NORM NORTH OF THE THE NOT FORD 20:13 - 16 dic. 2017 91 Retweets 252 Me gusta C O④ 9 44 t 91252

Sebas @SebAnimation1 Seguir So the rumors are true, Norm of the north got a sequel NORM NORTH OF THE THE NOT FORD 20:13 - 16 dic. 2017 91 Retweets 252 Me gusta C O④ 9 44 t 91252

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How To Artist

DAVID LYNCH @DAVID_LYNCH Literally all you need to be an artist. FREE 5 art supplies & pain

DAVID LYNCH @DAVID_LYNCH Literally all you need to be an artist. FREE 5 art supplies & pain

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French are idiots for some people

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Here the original :
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This is the translated version that I made
Here the original :
https://twitter.com/Ganeshdeux/status/95759490372
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Truth

( hot cheeto n---- ⓥ Follow @almondmilka can vall "twitter is too sensitive" hoes admit that you miss "old twitter" because you didn't actually have to be original or funny; you just had to make fun of gay people or call black women roaches to have clout.

( hot cheeto n---- ⓥ Follow @almondmilka can vall "twitter is too sensitive" hoes admit that you miss "old twitter" because you didn't actually have to be original or funny; you just had to make fun of gay people or call black women roaches to have clout.

Choose Your Story: ⚪ Hero ⚪ Dark

GHOST @GHOSTfalcon01 Seguir Choose Your Story: Hero Dark Traducir del ingles Sowo

GHOST @GHOSTfalcon01 Seguir Choose Your Story: Hero Dark Traducir del ingles Sowo

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