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caleb hearon @calebsaysthings what is the name of the illness where your friends with real jobs start talking like grown ups overnight? saying s like "it's very good to hear you're well, always nice to catch up." I've seen you do che off another person why are you microsoft outlook- ing me. 6:26 PM 10/8/20 - Twitter for iPhone
caleb hearon @calebsaysthings what is the name of the illness where your friends with real jobs start talking like grown ups overnight? saying s like "it's very good to hear you're well, always nice to catch up." I've seen you do che off another person why are you microsoft outlook- ing me. 6:26 PM 10/8/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Milk plus

Avery Edison @aedison every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk" 10:59 AM - 14 Apr 21 14.3K Retweets 2,014 Quote Tweets 220K Likes 27 Open-Concept Living Space of ... 19h. Replying to @aedison and @imteddybless We're drinking 1 or 2% milk and he's out there drinking 115% milk.
Avery Edison @aedison every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk" 10:59 AM - 14 Apr 21 14.3K Retweets 2,014 Quote Tweets 220K Likes 27 Open-Concept Living Space of ... 19h. Replying to @aedison and @imteddybless We're drinking 1 or 2% milk and he's out there drinking 115% milk.

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Gotta catch 'em all

EG Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_ Follow Thought the Panthers signed Machamp for a second SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL. 3h The Panthers have agreed to terms with RB Chuba Hubbard on 4-year, $33.2M contract extension, per @RapSheet 959 MASSIVE PAYDAY for Chuba $ 30 30 10:45 AM 11/7/24 262K Views •
EG Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_ Follow Thought the Panthers signed Machamp for a second SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL. 3h The Panthers have agreed to terms with RB Chuba Hubbard on 4-year, $33.2M contract extension, per @RapSheet 959 MASSIVE PAYDAY for Chuba $ 30 30 10:45 AM 11/7/24 262K Views •

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It makes no sense

40m A recruiter contacted me over the last few days because they found a position i was "over qualified, and a perfect fit for" I recieved a call today, from the *same* recruiter saying that the job passed me over and disqualified me "Because i had no relevant experience" This country's employment system is completely 1 and ridiculous.
40m A recruiter contacted me over the last few days because they found a position i was "over qualified, and a perfect fit for" I recieved a call today, from the *same* recruiter saying that the job passed me over and disqualified me "Because i had no relevant experience" This country's employment system is completely 1 and ridiculous.

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One of the two

wild milk @_wildmilk > Dear hiring managers, AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IS NOT AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IF IT REQUIRES THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE. You are either, A. Taking advantage of someone w experience by paying them an entry level salary or B. Have worms eating your brain Posted in r/awfuleverything reddit
wild milk @_wildmilk > Dear hiring managers, AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IS NOT AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IF IT REQUIRES THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE. You are either, A. Taking advantage of someone w experience by paying them an entry level salary or B. Have worms eating your brain Posted in r/awfuleverything reddit

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Clever

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me a laptop and said: "I want you to try to sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, left the building and went home. Eventually he called me and said: "Bring my laptop back now." I said: "$200 and it's yours."
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me a laptop and said: "I want you to try to sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, left the building and went home. Eventually he called me and said: "Bring my laptop back now." I said: "$200 and it's yours."

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Be careful with lying...

Javier Acosta @Shimz_Afc My friend lied on his cv that he mastered the piano at age 15 and now he's been asked if he can play for the board of directors on friday. 31/08/2016, 16:44 5,349 RETWEETS 4,304 LIKES Javier Acosta @Shimz_Afc 20h Man has been sitting in the car for the past half hour googling "the most painless way to break your fingers". 2,823 1,652
Javier Acosta @Shimz_Afc My friend lied on his cv that he mastered the piano at age 15 and now he's been asked if he can play for the board of directors on friday. 31/08/2016, 16:44 5,349 RETWEETS 4,304 LIKES Javier Acosta @Shimz_Afc 20h Man has been sitting in the car for the past half hour googling "the most painless way to break your fingers". 2,823 1,652

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Seems about right

society understander @mywifecameback Decided to become a boomer cartoonist I hate my wife Father, I cannot click the book
society understander @mywifecameback Decided to become a boomer cartoonist I hate my wife Father, I cannot click the book

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Sweet

Samuel West @exitthelemming 50 years ago they tried to stop Katherine Switzer running the Boston Marathon. Yesterday, at 70, she ran it again, wearing the same number. 261 29 261
Samuel West @exitthelemming 50 years ago they tried to stop Katherine Switzer running the Boston Marathon. Yesterday, at 70, she ran it again, wearing the same number. 261 29 261

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This costume

Lucky Turner @luckyturner Follow Thanks to 45 for helping spur on the idea for my Halloween costume: Black Jobs 2:54 PM 11/1/24 308K Views
Lucky Turner @luckyturner Follow Thanks to 45 for helping spur on the idea for my Halloween costume: Black Jobs 2:54 PM 11/1/24 308K Views

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Give this man a medal

Edgar @edgarrm... 17h I DID IT!!! YES!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!! 103 days 103 hikes 103 buckets of trash! Today after walking to our waterfalls and back, I failed to find enough trash to fill HALF my bucket, let alone the entire thing. I think I have successfully cleaned up my entire park!!! 22,1K views 79 1261 2.108 A
Edgar @edgarrm... 17h I DID IT!!! YES!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!! 103 days 103 hikes 103 buckets of trash! Today after walking to our waterfalls and back, I failed to find enough trash to fill HALF my bucket, let alone the entire thing. I think I have successfully cleaned up my entire park!!! 22,1K views 79 1261 2.108 A

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Choose wisely

@yaoification I love nursing school man Follow The father of a newborn tells the nurse, "My son just died." How should the nurse respond? "I am sorry for your loss." "There is an angel in heaven." "I understand how you feel." "You can have other children." 2:58 PM - 10/30/24 -1.3M Views M Τα NST ro as
@yaoification I love nursing school man Follow The father of a newborn tells the nurse, "My son just died." How should the nurse respond? "I am sorry for your loss." "There is an angel in heaven." "I understand how you feel." "You can have other children." 2:58 PM - 10/30/24 -1.3M Views M Τα NST ro as

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Just imagine

DiscussingFilm 4 @DiscussingFilm Follow Snoop Dogg says he's working on a movie inspired by his love for 'PLANET OF THE APES' but with a twist. "Just imagine it was dogs instead of apes” (Source: variety.com/2024/music/new...) ° 8:52 PM Nov 1, 2024 712.2K Views •
DiscussingFilm 4 @DiscussingFilm Follow Snoop Dogg says he's working on a movie inspired by his love for 'PLANET OF THE APES' but with a twist. "Just imagine it was dogs instead of apes” (Source: variety.com/2024/music/new...) ° 8:52 PM Nov 1, 2024 712.2K Views •

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Unsettling

Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker Follow ordering a black morphsuit on Amazon creates a fairly unsettling notification Arriving Thursday
Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker Follow ordering a black morphsuit on Amazon creates a fairly unsettling notification Arriving Thursday

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There he is

search Keefler on spotify @Keefler_Elf 16h maybe the funniest use of the thumbs down emoji in history amelia @kcalbug. Jan 28 baby pelican
search Keefler on spotify @Keefler_Elf 16h maybe the funniest use of the thumbs down emoji in history amelia @kcalbug. Jan 28 baby pelican

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Grandma

How tf am I supposed to respond to this??? Grandma FAVORITE 9m ago Grandma fa ot 10m ago Grandma fa ot Grandma You're my fat grandchild 10m ago 10m ago 1:06 pm 07/08/2023 from Earth 70.9K Views •
How tf am I supposed to respond to this??? Grandma FAVORITE 9m ago Grandma fa ot 10m ago Grandma fa ot Grandma You're my fat grandchild 10m ago 10m ago 1:06 pm 07/08/2023 from Earth 70.9K Views •

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