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In p---, when the delivery guy goes to the wrong house and ends up banging the girl. I'm the neighbor still waiting for the pizza l ordered 1/16/15, 4:37 PM

In p---, when the delivery guy goes to the wrong house and ends up banging the girl. I'm the neighbor still waiting for the pizza l ordered 1/16/15, 4:37 PM

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AT&T 5:54 PM 97% Tweet bae @lanadelcunt My HIV test came back. It turned up positive, I PASSED!! Thank you god Oo 12/17/14, 5:48 PM

AT&T 5:54 PM 97% Tweet bae @lanadelcunt My HIV test came back. It turned up positive, I PASSED!! Thank you god Oo 12/17/14, 5:48 PM

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OO T-Mobile LTE 10:54 AM ④ : 68% 111 Tweet /r9k/.txt @r9k_txt Some people will have sex tonight while l shitpost on the internet and play video games 12/31/14, 10:32 AM 283 RETWEETS 222 FAVORITES

OO T-Mobile LTE 10:54 AM ④ : 68% 111 Tweet /r9k/.txt @r9k_txt Some people will have sex tonight while l shitpost on the internet and play video games 12/31/14, 10:32 AM 283 RETWEETS 222 FAVORITES

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Follow Jakob Huber @jakob_huber Barista: I have a latte for *3 second long screeching noise* Velociraptor: Actually it's *4 second long screeching noise* but close enough 6:00 PM-19 Aug 2014 1,169 RETWEETS 2,233 FAVORITES

Follow Jakob Huber @jakob_huber Barista: I have a latte for *3 second long screeching noise* Velociraptor: Actually it's *4 second long screeching noise* but close enough 6:00 PM-19 Aug 2014 1,169 RETWEETS 2,233 FAVORITES

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Follow FROlar VOrtex @fro_vo pins world map to wall* *swears to visit wherever dart lands* throws dart at bed* 9:57 AM-8 Jan 2015 294 RETWEETS 509 FAVORITES

Follow FROlar VOrtex @fro_vo pins world map to wall* *swears to visit wherever dart lands* throws dart at bed* 9:57 AM-8 Jan 2015 294 RETWEETS 509 FAVORITES

McIntosh and Israel

Results for #antisemitism Save Grid/List THE PIG OF ALL PROPHETS ES Jonathan Mcintosh Follow @DAVIDMDRAIMAN Criticism of Israeli government policy is NOT "anti" Judaism or Jewish people. It's deeply dishonest to conflate them. 28 PM-9Jan 2015 mmy Dreams ad 9 others follow Jonathan Mcintosh radicalbyles ldcstarkey Notice they include Palestine and Tibet too Yakko i a SIM 3 Jmmy Dreams and 9 others follow Jonathan Mcintosh radicalbyles Dec dcstarkey Notice they include Palestine and Tibet boo. Yakko is a sw Dec 9 ew conversaton ewconver Jonathan Mcintosh radicabyles 4 01 2011 Democracy in action-RT democracynow U.S confems blocking $200 mtion in ald to Palestine over UN statehood bid bit ok Jonathan Mcintosh radcalbyles 4 ct 201 Democracy in action-RT odemocracynow U.S confems blocking $200 miion in ald to Palestine over UN statehood bid bit lylok Jonathan Mcintosh Cradicalbytes 6 Jun 201 Jonathan Meintoshradicalbytes 6 Jun 20 Israel PR guy Mark Regev is evl incarnate, there's no other way to describe his Israel PR guy Mark Regev is evil incarmate, there's no other way to describe utter lack of humanity htmp br lyimsSebi palestine utter lack of humanity tp bt ymsSebl palestine onathan Mcintosh Gradcalbyes 17 Feb 201 Jonathan Mcintosh adabytes 17 Feb 2011 Graphics for sArabRevolt htp:ww.flickr com/groups/1589716@N24jpoo Egypt Bahran Yemen Libya Tunisia Syria Morocco iPalestine Graprics torsArabRevotntprwwwtor com groups/1589716@Naapool Egypt aBahran memeriLbyanTunisa "Syria norocco aPalestine £32 * … 132

Results for #antisemitism Save Grid/List THE PIG OF ALL PROPHETS ES Jonathan Mcintosh Follow @DAVIDMDRAIMAN Criticism of Israeli government policy is NOT "anti" Judaism or Jewish people. It's deeply dishonest to conflate them. 28 PM-9Jan 2015 mmy Dreams ad 9 others follow Jonathan Mcintosh radicalbyles ldcstarkey Notice they include Palestine and Tibet too Yakko i a SIM 3 Jmmy Dreams and 9 others follow Jonathan Mcintosh radicalbyles Dec dcstarkey Notice they include Palestine and Tibet boo. Yakko is a sw Dec 9 ew conversaton ewconver Jonathan Mcintosh radicabyles 4 01 2011 Democracy in action-RT democracynow U.S confems blocking $200 mtion in ald to Palestine over UN statehood bid bit ok Jonathan Mcintosh radcalbyles 4 ct 201 Democracy in action-RT odemocracynow U.S confems blocking $200 miion in ald to Palestine over UN statehood bid bit lylok Jonathan Mcintosh Cradicalbytes 6 Jun 201 Jonathan Meintoshradicalbytes 6 Jun 20 Israel PR guy Mark Regev is evl incarnate, there's no other way to describe his Israel PR guy Mark Regev is evil incarmate, there's no other way to describe utter lack of humanity htmp br lyimsSebi palestine utter lack of humanity tp bt ymsSebl palestine onathan Mcintosh Gradcalbyes 17 Feb 201 Jonathan Mcintosh adabytes 17 Feb 2011 Graphics for sArabRevolt htp:ww.flickr com/groups/1589716@N24jpoo Egypt Bahran Yemen Libya Tunisia Syria Morocco iPalestine Graprics torsArabRevotntprwwwtor com groups/1589716@Naapool Egypt aBahran memeriLbyanTunisa "Syria norocco aPalestine £32 * … 132

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Jhonen Vasquez @JhonenV If you want to speak with dead, Italian plumbers in the spirit realm, you have to use a Louijie Board

Jhonen Vasquez @JhonenV If you want to speak with dead, Italian plumbers in the spirit realm, you have to use a Louijie Board

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Brian Altano @agentbizzle Following Man, I can't believe how many old, seemingly forgotten things are returning this week! Jurassic Park. Star Wars. Institutional racissrn わt. ★ 66,758 notes

Brian Altano @agentbizzle Following Man, I can't believe how many old, seemingly forgotten things are returning this week! Jurassic Park. Star Wars. Institutional racissrn わt. ★ 66,758 notes

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"Are you a potato or an egg?" Philosophical Edition

* Shotta @GambinoETP Follow The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances.

* Shotta @GambinoETP Follow The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances.

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Dory @Dory "How's college going?" UNDATEABLE LOSING MILLIONS GAINED 15 POUNDS O FRIENDS 9/29/14, 3:15 PM

Dory @Dory "How's college going?" UNDATEABLE LOSING MILLIONS GAINED 15 POUNDS O FRIENDS 9/29/14, 3:15 PM

I know this pic is fake cause there's a person at each register line

I know this pic is fake cause there's a person at each register line

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Hippocrates. The most hated person in history.

15 Apr F--- it matterTM FreeBandsBooter I hate Hippocrates 15 Apr Emmy Kushington @EmmyKushington i hate hippocrates smh 15 Apr trevonasaurasrex TM @HalfBreedMendez I hate hippocrates but I might just be one of the biggest ones 15 Apr Amber Nicole Wells @NOBODYlikeANW l Hate Hippocrates from Brewton, AL 14 Apr Jacob Herbert Dooley JaKeDooLs101 I hate # Hippocrates. If you say you hate driving around don't f------ take my stop and kick me out of the car 14 Apr skyler @Sorry_L Lost It I HATE Hippocrates 14 Apr JDot JCoroma I hate Hippocrates with a passion gosh especially when they do it 2 kmt 14 Apr Abel Fuentes Eyeslowabel I hate Hippocrates with a passion 14 Apr Destinaaaay ( BerryyyGirl I hate Hippocrates 13 Apr LeDarius Jeffries @Gotti That Guy I hate Hippocrates

15 Apr F--- it matterTM FreeBandsBooter I hate Hippocrates 15 Apr Emmy Kushington @EmmyKushington i hate hippocrates smh 15 Apr trevonasaurasrex TM @HalfBreedMendez I hate hippocrates but I might just be one of the biggest ones 15 Apr Amber Nicole Wells @NOBODYlikeANW l Hate Hippocrates from Brewton, AL 14 Apr Jacob Herbert Dooley JaKeDooLs101 I hate # Hippocrates. If you say you hate driving around don't f------ take my stop and kick me out of the car 14 Apr skyler @Sorry_L Lost It I HATE Hippocrates 14 Apr JDot JCoroma I hate Hippocrates with a passion gosh especially when they do it 2 kmt 14 Apr Abel Fuentes Eyeslowabel I hate Hippocrates with a passion 14 Apr Destinaaaay ( BerryyyGirl I hate Hippocrates 13 Apr LeDarius Jeffries @Gotti That Guy I hate Hippocrates

LIL SAV @LILSTHESAVAGE Follow I FORGOT TO STUDY, MY TEACHER GOING TO HELL IF SHE FAIL ME pic.twitter.com/1AsHnyFca5 わReply t3Retweeted * Favorited More 2p+ 5p+8p+20 JESUS IS A LWAYS THE ASWE UESus JESuS e each equation by factoring +15m+560 22) -250 JESUs JESUS ch equation by taking square roos 24) 10-684 JEsulS RETWEETS FAVORITES 2,043 1,498

LIL SAV @LILSTHESAVAGE Follow I FORGOT TO STUDY, MY TEACHER GOING TO HELL IF SHE FAIL ME pic.twitter.com/1AsHnyFca5 わReply t3Retweeted * Favorited More 2p+ 5p+8p+20 JESUS IS A LWAYS THE ASWE UESus JESuS e each equation by factoring +15m+560 22) -250 JESUs JESUS ch equation by taking square roos 24) 10-684 JEsulS RETWEETS FAVORITES 2,043 1,498

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Following Tinky Big Winky @tinkywinkiey La-La called me a f----- so I f------ killed her pic.twitter.com/RCNmeOvZ Reply Retweet Favorite

Following Tinky Big Winky @tinkywinkiey La-La called me a f----- so I f------ killed her pic.twitter.com/RCNmeOvZ Reply Retweet Favorite

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Queen B. @ltsBritneyJean Following "Beyonce sold 700k without promo" Anne Frank didn't even know her diary was gonna be published and it sold 5 million who the main bitch now Reply Retweeted ★ Favorited More RETWEETSFAVORITES 312 199

Queen B. @ltsBritneyJean Following "Beyonce sold 700k without promo" Anne Frank didn't even know her diary was gonna be published and it sold 5 million who the main bitch now Reply Retweeted ★ Favorited More RETWEETSFAVORITES 312 199

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baddie @baddiewinkle can't see the haters

baddie @baddiewinkle can't see the haters

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な逸Follow @paleveil this convo between my brother and his best friend just warms my heart so much. And they're only 13. 20:41 I need to tell you something im really upset I don't feel the same way other boys feel about girls it's not normal right? :( Idon't know 20:38 Whatsup bro? Do you want me to call? 20:43 20:39 no don't my parents are in the room right now it's really oersonal what people are going to say? Youre awesome no matter what bro and im happy that ashamed theres nothint to be embarrassed about. As a bro im gonna stick by you. Aint nothing wrong with being gay my friend 20:39 personal 20:40 RETWEETS FAVORITES 30,426 49,506 舀.M21101 82 図 7:55 AM-8 Nov 2014

な逸Follow @paleveil this convo between my brother and his best friend just warms my heart so much. And they're only 13. 20:41 I need to tell you something im really upset I don't feel the same way other boys feel about girls it's not normal right? :( Idon't know 20:38 Whatsup bro? Do you want me to call? 20:43 20:39 no don't my parents are in the room right now it's really oersonal what people are going to say? Youre awesome no matter what bro and im happy that ashamed theres nothint to be embarrassed about. As a bro im gonna stick by you. Aint nothing wrong with being gay my friend 20:39 personal 20:40 RETWEETS FAVORITES 30,426 49,506 舀.M21101 82 図 7:55 AM-8 Nov 2014

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iPod 4:34 AM Tweet Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact If you throw a cabagbe in the air he will alway come right back down because he miss you so much 30/09/14 4:20 AM 37 RETWEETS 25 FAVORITES Reply to Cabbage Facts TimelinesNotifications Messages Me

iPod 4:34 AM Tweet Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact If you throw a cabagbe in the air he will alway come right back down because he miss you so much 30/09/14 4:20 AM 37 RETWEETS 25 FAVORITES Reply to Cabbage Facts TimelinesNotifications Messages Me