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A dream come true

ashi @rakshesha > It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
ashi @rakshesha > It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

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hol' up /r/holup hold up holup

That note though

Taylor Swift Facts @TSwiftFTC Follow Taylor Swift can now buy Kanye West and still have $700M left for herself. F PROFILE Taylor Swift $1.1B Musician Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 82376 in the world today F PROFILE Kanye West Musician $400M 12/7/23 Real Time Net Worth Needs more ratings 2h View details Not shown on X Taylor Swift cannot "buy" Kanye West, as this was abolished in 1865 in the United States. https://www.archives.gov/milestone- documents/13th- amendment#:~:text-Passed%20by%20Congress%2 Oon%20January,slavery%20in%20the%20United%2 OStates.
Taylor Swift Facts @TSwiftFTC Follow Taylor Swift can now buy Kanye West and still have $700M left for herself. F PROFILE Taylor Swift $1.1B Musician Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 82376 in the world today F PROFILE Kanye West Musician $400M 12/7/23 Real Time Net Worth Needs more ratings 2h View details Not shown on X Taylor Swift cannot "buy" Kanye West, as this was abolished in 1865 in the United States. https://www.archives.gov/milestone- documents/13th- amendment#:~:text-Passed%20by%20Congress%2 Oon%20January,slavery%20in%20the%20United%2 OStates.

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This is real?

I recently learned that volcano snails exist. Their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit. Bunky T Hatun @LostArt_jpg Has scales, lives around extreme heat, protected by iron, that's a dragon
I recently learned that volcano snails exist. Their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit. Bunky T Hatun @LostArt_jpg Has scales, lives around extreme heat, protected by iron, that's a dragon

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Oh no...

Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane. 2d attention, visible on an iceland volcano cam right now is a happy lava frog youtube.com/watch?v=-A182z... 25 1735 2,759 1 Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane 2m... someone has upset the lava frog 17 2 27 C
Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane. 2d attention, visible on an iceland volcano cam right now is a happy lava frog youtube.com/watch?v=-A182z... 25 1735 2,759 1 Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane 2m... someone has upset the lava frog 17 2 27 C

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I wonder...

727.pics 23h + sometimes i wonder how this guy is doing engadget Why the iPhone Will Fail Chris Ullrich June 27, 2007, 1:00 pm
727.pics 23h + sometimes i wonder how this guy is doing engadget Why the iPhone Will Fail Chris Ullrich June 27, 2007, 1:00 pm

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They didn't know

Chuck E. Cheese @ChuckECheese Happy Birthday @iamdiddy! Why not have your party here so your kids can celebrate, too? HAPPY B-DAY, P.DIDDY! C 2:56 PM 11/4/14 From Earth
Chuck E. Cheese @ChuckECheese Happy Birthday @iamdiddy! Why not have your party here so your kids can celebrate, too? HAPPY B-DAY, P.DIDDY! C 2:56 PM 11/4/14 From Earth

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About that...

Hoover @Hooverr Replying to @dhof @dhof ل You can't defeat me. I know, but he can. byte V
Hoover @Hooverr Replying to @dhof @dhof ل You can't defeat me. I know, but he can. byte V

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He looks polite

현춘이 @ughHugs My next door neighbor's guinea pig comes over sometimes to ask for carrots
현춘이 @ughHugs My next door neighbor's guinea pig comes over sometimes to ask for carrots

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blessed images /r/blessedimages blessed image blessed wholesome cute so cute

You can't

uncle mal @lebaneseplease how am I supposed to study when my hedgehog just sits there waiting for me to give him attention 000
uncle mal @lebaneseplease how am I supposed to study when my hedgehog just sits there waiting for me to give him attention 000

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Harsh

spence @spencers_tweets • 22h pizza tip: always flip a lucky 000 spencer's page 75 1.1K 19K 696K ↑ Carrier Technician @bitchmailman 16h Looks awful 600 1 27 16 ılı 3.8K spence @spencers_tweets Follow 000 if you died nothing in my life would change
spence @spencers_tweets • 22h pizza tip: always flip a lucky 000 spencer's page 75 1.1K 19K 696K ↑ Carrier Technician @bitchmailman 16h Looks awful 600 1 27 16 ılı 3.8K spence @spencers_tweets Follow 000 if you died nothing in my life would change

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Just a thought

bp BP @BP_plc The first step to reducing your emissions is to know where you stand. Find out your #carbonfootprint with our new calculator & share your pledge today! i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico
bp BP @BP_plc The first step to reducing your emissions is to know where you stand. Find out your #carbonfootprint with our new calculator & share your pledge today! i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico

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That went a different direction

My dad wanted to surprise my little sister with Disney World by making her do a word puzzle. She got stuck here WE DIE R GOING TO S W N ia O
My dad wanted to surprise my little sister with Disney World by making her do a word puzzle. She got stuck here WE DIE R GOING TO S W N ia O

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accidental comedy /r/accidentalcomedy

Sorry?

Nintendo Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica Meow meow meow! Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat! This Tweet has been deleted.
Nintendo Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica Meow meow meow! Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat! This Tweet has been deleted.

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Not a bad idea

Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan What about Americans who already paid off their student loans? Nina Turner @ninaturner 2h Replying to @Jim_Jordan You should introduce a bill to repay them, if you're legitimately concerned. 114 194 4,129
Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan What about Americans who already paid off their student loans? Nina Turner @ninaturner 2h Replying to @Jim_Jordan You should introduce a bill to repay them, if you're legitimately concerned. 114 194 4,129

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Thanks for that

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 4h And ... we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol 25.1K 42.8K 289K 1 Frank Lesser @sadmonsters Replying to @elonmusk "Rome has never been this brightly lit at night!" -Nero 600
Elon Musk @elonmusk. 4h And ... we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol 25.1K 42.8K 289K 1 Frank Lesser @sadmonsters Replying to @elonmusk "Rome has never been this brightly lit at night!" -Nero 600

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Which is a win

The Leninist Lawyer? @LovelyLeninist Empathy, self awareness, and a soul. Creepy.org@creepydotorg - Jan 1 What's something you have that the richest man in the world doesn't?
The Leninist Lawyer? @LovelyLeninist Empathy, self awareness, and a soul. Creepy.org@creepydotorg - Jan 1 What's something you have that the richest man in the world doesn't?

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