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Krys @Krysonce Eat off his plate on the first date to establish dominance. 3:48 PM - 6/27/20 Tweetbot for iOS • 32.9K Retweets and comments 136K Likes Tae @Tae_Honchoo • 6/27/20 Replying to @Krysonce and @Ceefloetry Leave her with the bill to establish consequences. 96 17869 5,425
Krys @Krysonce Eat off his plate on the first date to establish dominance. 3:48 PM - 6/27/20 Tweetbot for iOS • 32.9K Retweets and comments 136K Likes Tae @Tae_Honchoo • 6/27/20 Replying to @Krysonce and @Ceefloetry Leave her with the bill to establish consequences. 96 17869 5,425

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Bold thing to say

Ailín 冷療 @lukacsleninist Calling the Brits a "devastating microorganism" is a little weird, but I'll take it. CNN International ❤ @cnni This New York student won a $250,000 prize for his research on the devastating microorganism which caused the Irish Potato Famine cnn.it/2FyefcU
Ailín 冷療 @lukacsleninist Calling the Brits a "devastating microorganism" is a little weird, but I'll take it. CNN International ❤ @cnni This New York student won a $250,000 prize for his research on the devastating microorganism which caused the Irish Potato Famine cnn.it/2FyefcU

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At least he's honest

← Post max @fleetwoodmaxpng Follow i just got this resume from a new applicant Resume 1. Upload Download This will be my first job 100% Reset 14:45 30 Oct 24 1M Views . 1,699 Reposts 327 Quotes 73.3K Likes 1,725 Bookmarks 27 Σ go
← Post max @fleetwoodmaxpng Follow i just got this resume from a new applicant Resume 1. Upload Download This will be my first job 100% Reset 14:45 30 Oct 24 1M Views . 1,699 Reposts 327 Quotes 73.3K Likes 1,725 Bookmarks 27 Σ go

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Happy for her

Metro → @MetroUK Follow Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless From metro.co.uk
Metro → @MetroUK Follow Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless From metro.co.uk

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Forgive him

Veronica @maenadea Follow 17yo autistic son was kicked out of a Zoom meeting on Friday, for being rude to an underwater welder doing a career presentation. I told him he needed to apologize. I checked his sent emails. Apology for the Underwater Guy me 8:30 PM N ... Hey, I have made a severe lapse in my judgement, and I am simply here to apologize and expect to be forgiven. I am truly sorry that you kicked me out of my meeting because I wasn't paying attention to his story of his life. I started to think the Underwater Guy's story is kind of a hot mess, and I tried to take a nap while listening. Do you forgive me?
Veronica @maenadea Follow 17yo autistic son was kicked out of a Zoom meeting on Friday, for being rude to an underwater welder doing a career presentation. I told him he needed to apologize. I checked his sent emails. Apology for the Underwater Guy me 8:30 PM N ... Hey, I have made a severe lapse in my judgement, and I am simply here to apologize and expect to be forgiven. I am truly sorry that you kicked me out of my meeting because I wasn't paying attention to his story of his life. I started to think the Underwater Guy's story is kind of a hot mess, and I tried to take a nap while listening. Do you forgive me?

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Did it happen?

Q QTM @QTHESTORMM MAJOR ALERT: TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON NOW !!! Subscribe EARTH IS GOING TO BE INVADED BY OVER 60 BILLION ALIENS COMING IN THROUGH THE SHADOWS, THE LIGHT, BY SHOCKWAVE !!! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS!!! UNIVERSAL SHUT DOWN IS HERE. 8:05 PM - Oct 25, 2024 35.1K Views
Q QTM @QTHESTORMM MAJOR ALERT: TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON NOW !!! Subscribe EARTH IS GOING TO BE INVADED BY OVER 60 BILLION ALIENS COMING IN THROUGH THE SHADOWS, THE LIGHT, BY SHOCKWAVE !!! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS!!! UNIVERSAL SHUT DOWN IS HERE. 8:05 PM - Oct 25, 2024 35.1K Views

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It's what now?

holly @hollyycat my mom was trying to say big d energy but she couldn't remember it and she goes "is that fat d' 'spirit" <
holly @hollyycat my mom was trying to say big d energy but she couldn't remember it and she goes "is that fat d' 'spirit" <

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Gotta love the city

bailey moon @Baileymoon.... 1d i love nyc i was hungover beyond belief and watched the nypd arrest 2 or 3 fake timothee chalamets this afternoon. perfect sunday. 74 172.1K 96.9K 1.7M ∞
bailey moon @Baileymoon.... 1d i love nyc i was hungover beyond belief and watched the nypd arrest 2 or 3 fake timothee chalamets this afternoon. perfect sunday. 74 172.1K 96.9K 1.7M ∞

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That gathering was wild

Daniel D'Addario @DPD Lana Del Rey's next album title natalie @powerfulwizerd • 1d Y'all there was legit Police brutality at the Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Contest Follow
Daniel D'Addario @DPD Lana Del Rey's next album title natalie @powerfulwizerd • 1d Y'all there was legit Police brutality at the Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Contest Follow

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That's a good friend

Follow @arxbprince ngl went out to a party w my friend who isn't exactly the cutest in a room, and the difference in the way ppl treated was insanely disgusting. He was denied free shots and when I tried giving him mine they said "don't give it to him the shots are just for us girlies" like what 8:21 PM 10/28/24 439K Views 92 343 4.9K ☐ 763 <] @arxbprince.10h I didn't stay lol we left and took the shot w us too and went to the clubs because I'll die before I let a t dressed up as malnourished gladiator live out his Regina George fantasy on any of my friends 6 2727 1.1K 65K 1
Follow @arxbprince ngl went out to a party w my friend who isn't exactly the cutest in a room, and the difference in the way ppl treated was insanely disgusting. He was denied free shots and when I tried giving him mine they said "don't give it to him the shots are just for us girlies" like what 8:21 PM 10/28/24 439K Views 92 343 4.9K ☐ 763 <] @arxbprince.10h I didn't stay lol we left and took the shot w us too and went to the clubs because I'll die before I let a t dressed up as malnourished gladiator live out his Regina George fantasy on any of my friends 6 2727 1.1K 65K 1

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He did

bailey moon @Baileymoon15. 19h andrew garfield looks like he bit people FILMCRAVE Film Crave @_filmcrave. 1d Baby Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield photos shared on 'CELEBRITY SUBSTITUTE'. "e
bailey moon @Baileymoon15. 19h andrew garfield looks like he bit people FILMCRAVE Film Crave @_filmcrave. 1d Baby Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield photos shared on 'CELEBRITY SUBSTITUTE'. "e

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Sad indeed

← Post Follow @ibnsiddiqui Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet
← Post Follow @ibnsiddiqui Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet

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That banana

The Hua Moa banana is a long and thick banana with a creamy texture. These bananas are a Hawaiian variety and grow up to 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. The banana she tells you not to worry about...
The Hua Moa banana is a long and thick banana with a creamy texture. These bananas are a Hawaiian variety and grow up to 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. The banana she tells you not to worry about...

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Lesson learned

Chris. @Emenalo 10h Waiting for her after lighting my own house on fire 8 35 424 3 13.6K Lidia @lidiagreyrose I'm 75 and I did that back in 1982 to try and meet this firefighter guy, but I only ended up with a burnt home and a mother of 2 instead of 4. But I got through it and learned
Chris. @Emenalo 10h Waiting for her after lighting my own house on fire 8 35 424 3 13.6K Lidia @lidiagreyrose I'm 75 and I did that back in 1982 to try and meet this firefighter guy, but I only ended up with a burnt home and a mother of 2 instead of 4. But I got through it and learned

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Close enough

Praxis tpraxis A small toddler is the closest thing you can have to a Pokémon. It follows you around, you love it dearly, no one else can understand what it's saying, and it is obedient only when it wants to be. The main difference is that training it to fight other toddlers is frowned upon
Praxis tpraxis A small toddler is the closest thing you can have to a Pokémon. It follows you around, you love it dearly, no one else can understand what it's saying, and it is obedient only when it wants to be. The main difference is that training it to fight other toddlers is frowned upon

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Heartwarming indeed

qntomb @qntm Follow Heartwarming! This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters 9:11 AM 07 Oct 20
qntomb @qntm Follow Heartwarming! This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters 9:11 AM 07 Oct 20

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Big step

nick @nickturani I've walked the girl I like home from the bar 4 weekends in a row (like any gentleman should) to protect her from creeps. This weekend I am finally going introduce myself to her.
nick @nickturani I've walked the girl I like home from the bar 4 weekends in a row (like any gentleman should) to protect her from creeps. This weekend I am finally going introduce myself to her.

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A dream come true

ashi @rakshesha > It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
ashi @rakshesha > It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

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That note though

Taylor Swift Facts @TSwiftFTC Follow Taylor Swift can now buy Kanye West and still have $700M left for herself. F PROFILE Taylor Swift $1.1B Musician Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 82376 in the world today F PROFILE Kanye West Musician $400M 12/7/23 Real Time Net Worth Needs more ratings 2h View details Not shown on X Taylor Swift cannot "buy" Kanye West, as this was abolished in 1865 in the United States. https://www.archives.gov/milestone- documents/13th- amendment#:~:text-Passed%20by%20Congress%2 Oon%20January,slavery%20in%20the%20United%2 OStates.
Taylor Swift Facts @TSwiftFTC Follow Taylor Swift can now buy Kanye West and still have $700M left for herself. F PROFILE Taylor Swift $1.1B Musician Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 82376 in the world today F PROFILE Kanye West Musician $400M 12/7/23 Real Time Net Worth Needs more ratings 2h View details Not shown on X Taylor Swift cannot "buy" Kanye West, as this was abolished in 1865 in the United States. https://www.archives.gov/milestone- documents/13th- amendment#:~:text-Passed%20by%20Congress%2 Oon%20January,slavery%20in%20the%20United%2 OStates.

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This is real?

I recently learned that volcano snails exist. Their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit. Bunky T Hatun @LostArt_jpg Has scales, lives around extreme heat, protected by iron, that's a dragon
I recently learned that volcano snails exist. Their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit. Bunky T Hatun @LostArt_jpg Has scales, lives around extreme heat, protected by iron, that's a dragon

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