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Ricky Hollywood @YSufferer The Dominican mortician gave my deceased grandfather a fade and we're suing the funeral home

Ricky Hollywood @YSufferer The Dominican mortician gave my deceased grandfather a fade and we're suing the funeral home

comedy heaven /r/comedyheaven not funny memes

Oh he's mad

'N . YEN.COM.GH 2 MIN READ Man carries away fridge he bought for girlfriend after catching her cheating Relap$e @therelapse_ You know how mad you gotta be to carry a mf refrigerator.

'N . YEN.COM.GH 2 MIN READ Man carries away fridge he bought for girlfriend after catching her cheating Relap$e @therelapse_ You know how mad you gotta be to carry a mf refrigerator.

madlads mad lads /r/madlads mad lad

Madlad's wallpaper

_kairy_draws_ @_kairy_draws_ Tbt that time my teacher's computer wasn't working so she plugged the projector to one of the students' computers let's have shrex SEEW

_kairy_draws_ @_kairy_draws_ Tbt that time my teacher's computer wasn't working so she plugged the projector to one of the students' computers let's have shrex SEEW

madlads mad lads /r/madlads mad lad shrek

He's built different

tn. @supershadio Yesterday my 16 year old lil bro collapses, breathing stops, gets diagnosed with a heart problem... Please see his first entry into the siblings chat while admitted into the hospital on the same day: Lil Broski Imagine dying Couldn't be me

tn. @supershadio Yesterday my 16 year old lil bro collapses, breathing stops, gets diagnosed with a heart problem... Please see his first entry into the siblings chat while admitted into the hospital on the same day: Lil Broski Imagine dying Couldn't be me

madlads mad lads /r/madlads mad lad

First date things

Krys @Krysonce Eat off his plate on the first date to establish dominance. 3:48 PM - 6/27/20 Tweetbot for iOS • 32.9K Retweets and comments 136K Likes Tae @Tae_Honchoo • 6/27/20 Replying to @Krysonce and @Ceefloetry Leave her with the bill to establish consequences. 96 17869 5,425

Krys @Krysonce Eat off his plate on the first date to establish dominance. 3:48 PM - 6/27/20 Tweetbot for iOS • 32.9K Retweets and comments 136K Likes Tae @Tae_Honchoo • 6/27/20 Replying to @Krysonce and @Ceefloetry Leave her with the bill to establish consequences. 96 17869 5,425

madlads mad lads /r/madlads mad lad dating first date

Bold thing to say

Ailín 冷療 @lukacsleninist Calling the Brits a "devastating microorganism" is a little weird, but I'll take it. CNN International ❤ @cnni This New York student won a $250,000 prize for his research on the devastating microorganism which caused the Irish Potato Famine cnn.it/2FyefcU

Ailín 冷療 @lukacsleninist Calling the Brits a "devastating microorganism" is a little weird, but I'll take it. CNN International ❤ @cnni This New York student won a $250,000 prize for his research on the devastating microorganism which caused the Irish Potato Famine cnn.it/2FyefcU

madlads mad lads /r/madlads mad lad

At least he's honest

← Post max @fleetwoodmaxpng Follow i just got this resume from a new applicant Resume 1. Upload Download This will be my first job 100% Reset 14:45 30 Oct 24 1M Views . 1,699 Reposts 327 Quotes 73.3K Likes 1,725 Bookmarks 27 Σ go

← Post max @fleetwoodmaxpng Follow i just got this resume from a new applicant Resume 1. Upload Download This will be my first job 100% Reset 14:45 30 Oct 24 1M Views . 1,699 Reposts 327 Quotes 73.3K Likes 1,725 Bookmarks 27 Σ go

madlads mad lads /r/madlads mad lad resume work jobs

Happy for her

Metro → @MetroUK Follow Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless From metro.co.uk

Metro → @MetroUK Follow Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless From metro.co.uk

brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm madonna

Forgive him

Veronica @maenadea Follow 17yo autistic son was kicked out of a Zoom meeting on Friday, for being rude to an underwater welder doing a career presentation. I told him he needed to apologize. I checked his sent emails. Apology for the Underwater Guy me 8:30 PM N ... Hey, I have made a severe lapse in my judgement, and I am simply here to apologize and expect to be forgiven. I am truly sorry that you kicked me out of my meeting because I wasn't paying attention to his story of his life. I started to think the Underwater Guy's story is kind of a hot mess, and I tried to take a nap while listening. Do you forgive me?

Veronica @maenadea Follow 17yo autistic son was kicked out of a Zoom meeting on Friday, for being rude to an underwater welder doing a career presentation. I told him he needed to apologize. I checked his sent emails. Apology for the Underwater Guy me 8:30 PM N ... Hey, I have made a severe lapse in my judgement, and I am simply here to apologize and expect to be forgiven. I am truly sorry that you kicked me out of my meeting because I wasn't paying attention to his story of his life. I started to think the Underwater Guy's story is kind of a hot mess, and I tried to take a nap while listening. Do you forgive me?

brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm

Did it happen?

Q QTM @QTHESTORMM MAJOR ALERT: TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON NOW !!! Subscribe EARTH IS GOING TO BE INVADED BY OVER 60 BILLION ALIENS COMING IN THROUGH THE SHADOWS, THE LIGHT, BY SHOCKWAVE !!! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS!!! UNIVERSAL SHUT DOWN IS HERE. 8:05 PM - Oct 25, 2024 35.1K Views

Q QTM @QTHESTORMM MAJOR ALERT: TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON NOW !!! Subscribe EARTH IS GOING TO BE INVADED BY OVER 60 BILLION ALIENS COMING IN THROUGH THE SHADOWS, THE LIGHT, BY SHOCKWAVE !!! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS!!! UNIVERSAL SHUT DOWN IS HERE. 8:05 PM - Oct 25, 2024 35.1K Views

brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm

It's what now?

holly @hollyycat my mom was trying to say big d energy but she couldn't remember it and she goes "is that fat d' 'spirit" <

holly @hollyycat my mom was trying to say big d energy but she couldn't remember it and she goes "is that fat d' 'spirit" <

brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm

Gotta love the city

bailey moon @Baileymoon.... 1d i love nyc i was hungover beyond belief and watched the nypd arrest 2 or 3 fake timothee chalamets this afternoon. perfect sunday. 74 172.1K 96.9K 1.7M ∞

bailey moon @Baileymoon.... 1d i love nyc i was hungover beyond belief and watched the nypd arrest 2 or 3 fake timothee chalamets this afternoon. perfect sunday. 74 172.1K 96.9K 1.7M ∞

brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm nyc new york timothee chalamet

That gathering was wild

Daniel D'Addario @DPD Lana Del Rey's next album title natalie @powerfulwizerd • 1d Y'all there was legit Police brutality at the Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Contest Follow

Daniel D'Addario @DPD Lana Del Rey's next album title natalie @powerfulwizerd • 1d Y'all there was legit Police brutality at the Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Contest Follow

brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm timothee chalamet

That's a good friend

Follow @arxbprince ngl went out to a party w my friend who isn't exactly the cutest in a room, and the difference in the way ppl treated was insanely disgusting. He was denied free shots and when I tried giving him mine they said "don't give it to him the shots are just for us girlies" like what 8:21 PM 10/28/24 439K Views 92 343 4.9K ☐ 763 <] @arxbprince.10h I didn't stay lol we left and took the shot w us too and went to the clubs because I'll die before I let a t dressed up as malnourished gladiator live out his Regina George fantasy on any of my friends 6 2727 1.1K 65K 1

Follow @arxbprince ngl went out to a party w my friend who isn't exactly the cutest in a room, and the difference in the way ppl treated was insanely disgusting. He was denied free shots and when I tried giving him mine they said "don't give it to him the shots are just for us girlies" like what 8:21 PM 10/28/24 439K Views 92 343 4.9K ☐ 763 <] @arxbprince.10h I didn't stay lol we left and took the shot w us too and went to the clubs because I'll die before I let a t dressed up as malnourished gladiator live out his Regina George fantasy on any of my friends 6 2727 1.1K 65K 1

brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm

He did

bailey moon @Baileymoon15. 19h andrew garfield looks like he bit people FILMCRAVE Film Crave @_filmcrave. 1d Baby Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield photos shared on 'CELEBRITY SUBSTITUTE'. "e

bailey moon @Baileymoon15. 19h andrew garfield looks like he bit people FILMCRAVE Film Crave @_filmcrave. 1d Baby Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield photos shared on 'CELEBRITY SUBSTITUTE'. "e

rare insults /r/rareinsults comebacks clever comebacks insults insulting murdered by words

Sad indeed

← Post Follow @ibnsiddiqui Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet

← Post Follow @ibnsiddiqui Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet

hol' up /r/holup hold up holup

That banana

The Hua Moa banana is a long and thick banana with a creamy texture. These bananas are a Hawaiian variety and grow up to 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. The banana she tells you not to worry about...

The Hua Moa banana is a long and thick banana with a creamy texture. These bananas are a Hawaiian variety and grow up to 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. The banana she tells you not to worry about...

you vs. the guy she told you not to worry about

Lesson learned

Chris. @Emenalo 10h Waiting for her after lighting my own house on fire 8 35 424 3 13.6K Lidia @lidiagreyrose I'm 75 and I did that back in 1982 to try and meet this firefighter guy, but I only ended up with a burnt home and a mother of 2 instead of 4. But I got through it and learned

Chris. @Emenalo 10h Waiting for her after lighting my own house on fire 8 35 424 3 13.6K Lidia @lidiagreyrose I'm 75 and I did that back in 1982 to try and meet this firefighter guy, but I only ended up with a burnt home and a mother of 2 instead of 4. But I got through it and learned

hol' up /r/holup hold up holup

Close enough

Praxis tpraxis A small toddler is the closest thing you can have to a Pokémon. It follows you around, you love it dearly, no one else can understand what it's saying, and it is obedient only when it wants to be. The main difference is that training it to fight other toddlers is frowned upon

Praxis tpraxis A small toddler is the closest thing you can have to a Pokémon. It follows you around, you love it dearly, no one else can understand what it's saying, and it is obedient only when it wants to be. The main difference is that training it to fight other toddlers is frowned upon

hol' up /r/holup hold up holup

Heartwarming indeed

qntomb @qntm Follow Heartwarming! This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters 9:11 AM 07 Oct 20

qntomb @qntm Follow Heartwarming! This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters 9:11 AM 07 Oct 20

hol' up /r/holup hold up holup