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It's on him

Jon @ArfMeasures Genie: you have 17 wishes Me: isn't it normally 3?? Genie: yeah but *vaguely gestures to me* lot of issues here
Jon @ArfMeasures Genie: you have 17 wishes Me: isn't it normally 3?? Genie: yeah but *vaguely gestures to me* lot of issues here

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Cheese...

Yasha ♡ @yashatovah Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways
Yasha ♡ @yashatovah Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways

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Couldn't be me

slate @PleaseBeGneiss people who brush their teeth in the shower are operating on a level of efficiency i have no desire of achieving
slate @PleaseBeGneiss people who brush their teeth in the shower are operating on a level of efficiency i have no desire of achieving

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Way to be

Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 There's a party next door but judging by the mix of late 90s/early 2000s jams, they'll wrap it by ten.
Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 There's a party next door but judging by the mix of late 90s/early 2000s jams, they'll wrap it by ten.

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I get it

Forest Barnette @foresthempen My 3y/o is the only girl at her small daycare. I was thrilled when she started talking about her new friend Piper and how much they loved to play. Every day for months: Piper this, Piper that. Finally I asked the daycare lady about maybe scheduling a playdate. Piper is a cat.
Forest Barnette @foresthempen My 3y/o is the only girl at her small daycare. I was thrilled when she started talking about her new friend Piper and how much they loved to play. Every day for months: Piper this, Piper that. Finally I asked the daycare lady about maybe scheduling a playdate. Piper is a cat.

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I hate this

Creepy.org@creepydotorg. 4h A Japanese man noticed food disappearing from his fridge, so he set up a security camera and found out a homeless woman was living in the top compartment of his closet and been there for more than a year. 524 tz 2.2K 29K ılı 3.7M
Creepy.org@creepydotorg. 4h A Japanese man noticed food disappearing from his fridge, so he set up a security camera and found out a homeless woman was living in the top compartment of his closet and been there for more than a year. 524 tz 2.2K 29K ılı 3.7M

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Nailed it

consigliere @moyodre How would you write "I changed a light bulb" on your resume? M @THATYORUBAGUY @MuyiwaSaka Single-handedly managed the suc- cessful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents. от Σ
consigliere @moyodre How would you write "I changed a light bulb" on your resume? M @THATYORUBAGUY @MuyiwaSaka Single-handedly managed the suc- cessful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents. от Σ

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The best name

M @_MercyFul I'd really like to hear the reasoning behind women who won't take their husband's last name Emily Best @emilybest BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS BEST. twitter.com/_mercyful/stat...
M @_MercyFul I'd really like to hear the reasoning behind women who won't take their husband's last name Emily Best @emilybest BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS BEST. twitter.com/_mercyful/stat...

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Huge loss

Thrilla the Gorilla @Thrilla Rilla369.4h : A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames today. The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $56.19 USD. TEHU TEMU GROK
Thrilla the Gorilla @Thrilla Rilla369.4h : A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames today. The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $56.19 USD. TEHU TEMU GROK

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How awkward

DreadAnon @DreadAnon Follow >FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU (a bunch of games that came out 20 years ago where almost none of the original developers are still at the studio)
DreadAnon @DreadAnon Follow >FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU (a bunch of games that came out 20 years ago where almost none of the original developers are still at the studio)

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Shrimp

New sin just dropped ? GREED !!!? LUST ? SHRIMP ? ENVY ? SLOTH georgie @BeefyGorilla Forgive me lord for I have shrimped ***
New sin just dropped ? GREED !!!? LUST ? SHRIMP ? ENVY ? SLOTH georgie @BeefyGorilla Forgive me lord for I have shrimped ***

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lolicon projection

Hitlercunnyrapist1488 and loliconepstienfan6045 on their way to call gay people degenerate losers 55 dcaang ipsovenater
Hitlercunnyrapist1488 and loliconepstienfan6045 on their way to call gay people degenerate losers 55 dcaang ipsovenater

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fandom as activism

ceo of dallas liu @zukokins ☑ fandom/shipping culture nowadays is the most insane thing because people have become so obsessed in fandom/shipping discourse that they treat it as a form of activism. I'm sorry but your preferences do not make you more or less progressive than someone else 12:22 PM · Dec 27, 2024 763.4K Views • .
ceo of dallas liu @zukokins ☑ fandom/shipping culture nowadays is the most insane thing because people have become so obsessed in fandom/shipping discourse that they treat it as a form of activism. I'm sorry but your preferences do not make you more or less progressive than someone else 12:22 PM · Dec 27, 2024 763.4K Views • .

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Watch it

hasbypop @hasbypop1 if you saw the way i clean a yogurt lid, you'd stop playing hard to get
hasbypop @hasbypop1 if you saw the way i clean a yogurt lid, you'd stop playing hard to get

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Just wondering

Chad Thomas @ChadThomasUK Remember during Covid, if you had family over for Christmas the police would show up and make them go home? Does anybody know if this service is still available? Thanks in advance. 6:15 AM - 2024-12-22 191K Views . ○ 8 144 5.1K 64 .. +]
Chad Thomas @ChadThomasUK Remember during Covid, if you had family over for Christmas the police would show up and make them go home? Does anybody know if this service is still available? Thanks in advance. 6:15 AM - 2024-12-22 191K Views . ○ 8 144 5.1K 64 .. +]

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Problem solved

Sugahmama @BigD Ener_Gi Breaking generational curses by not bringing in no more generations.
Sugahmama @BigD Ener_Gi Breaking generational curses by not bringing in no more generations.

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