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He rented the pyramids?

VEIN @SO0u00 || free Follow الله سبحانه وتعالى اقضي على هاذا الشيطان الأبيض. Translated from Arabic by Google God Almighty, eliminate this white devil. Dexerto @Dexerto-12h MrBeast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids for 100 hours for an upcoming video
VEIN @SO0u00 || free Follow الله سبحانه وتعالى اقضي على هاذا الشيطان الأبيض. Translated from Arabic by Google God Almighty, eliminate this white devil. Dexerto @Dexerto-12h MrBeast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids for 100 hours for an upcoming video

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...Groceries?

4 NBC4 Washington @nbcwa....18h Millennials and Gen-Zers are pulling in bigger paychecks, but much of their spending power is fueling short-term purchases like groceries and vacations, not savings. nbc4dc.com/BkFOFFR
4 NBC4 Washington @nbcwa....18h Millennials and Gen-Zers are pulling in bigger paychecks, but much of their spending power is fueling short-term purchases like groceries and vacations, not savings. nbc4dc.com/BkFOFFR

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God safe us

rebs @rebsdnd .7h ( Just saw someone write DNA as D&A. God safe us 218 17 3.2K 42K Ill 592K Follow Shadow Radar @ShadowRadar_ The "N" in DNA stands for "and". So they are correct. 7:20 PM 12/13/24 15K Views 26 1715 113 Σ ☐ 8 +]
rebs @rebsdnd .7h ( Just saw someone write DNA as D&A. God safe us 218 17 3.2K 42K Ill 592K Follow Shadow Radar @ShadowRadar_ The "N" in DNA stands for "and". So they are correct. 7:20 PM 12/13/24 15K Views 26 1715 113 Σ ☐ 8 +]

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You do you

Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger your blood relations are just your suggested pre-generated party members, but it's perfectly ok to ditch as many of them as you like and craft an entire party of lizardfolk pyromancers instead or whatever suits you
Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger your blood relations are just your suggested pre-generated party members, but it's perfectly ok to ditch as many of them as you like and craft an entire party of lizardfolk pyromancers instead or whatever suits you

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Good point

Just Mike @justmike.bsky.soci.. 22h Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background. 430 2.3K 18.4K
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.soci.. 22h Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background. 430 2.3K 18.4K

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Makes sense

Sam @ImSmilingRn Just pacemogged a slowbie on the sidewalk 23:41 - 12/19/24 1.3M Views 138 Follow ↓ 8.1K 74K ☐ 3.1K ↑ +]
Sam @ImSmilingRn Just pacemogged a slowbie on the sidewalk 23:41 - 12/19/24 1.3M Views 138 Follow ↓ 8.1K 74K ☐ 3.1K ↑ +]

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What...

Barley & Beans @BarleyAndBeans At no point could I anticipate what word was going to be next in this headline NHE NME @NME - 12/18/18 Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sent beard shavings to Azealia Banks so she could make an amulet to protect him from ISIS fal.cn/riyo ENE
Barley & Beans @BarleyAndBeans At no point could I anticipate what word was going to be next in this headline NHE NME @NME - 12/18/18 Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sent beard shavings to Azealia Banks so she could make an amulet to protect him from ISIS fal.cn/riyo ENE

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It's true

Stimulant Wife Arc Stella @redrum_panda Follow Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life 12:30 PM - 12/18/24 - 7.9M Views
Stimulant Wife Arc Stella @redrum_panda Follow Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life 12:30 PM - 12/18/24 - 7.9M Views

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A request

she hacked you @ekis@mastodon.social Stop putting twitter screenshots in my feed please Do something useful like put screenshots of mastodon on twitter Dec 23, 2024, 08:29 AM 78 boosts 164 favorites
she hacked you @ekis@mastodon.social Stop putting twitter screenshots in my feed please Do something useful like put screenshots of mastodon on twitter Dec 23, 2024, 08:29 AM 78 boosts 164 favorites

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Dilemma

Hendrik Mans @hmans@norden.social Twitter: "Hi, we're run by a cryptofascist who reinstates the accounts of literal nazis while suspending those of press. We'll keep randomly taking away features with no notice and limiting your visibility until you pay us a monthly fee, which you can only do in a handful of countries. Vaccines are bad, the election was rigged, and we love Putin!" Mastodon: "Hi! You need to choose a server and our DM UX is a little iffy." Users: "NEVER BEFORE HAVE I FACED A CHOICE THIS HARD" Feb 22, 2023, 09:50 20
Hendrik Mans @hmans@norden.social Twitter: "Hi, we're run by a cryptofascist who reinstates the accounts of literal nazis while suspending those of press. We'll keep randomly taking away features with no notice and limiting your visibility until you pay us a monthly fee, which you can only do in a handful of countries. Vaccines are bad, the election was rigged, and we love Putin!" Mastodon: "Hi! You need to choose a server and our DM UX is a little iffy." Users: "NEVER BEFORE HAVE I FACED A CHOICE THIS HARD" Feb 22, 2023, 09:50 20

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He's alive

DAKKADAKKA Jesus Christ. What the happened to Star Wars. George Lucas must be turning in his grave- I beg your pardon. I 5M views • From Raging_Ryno Readers added context they thought people might want to know George Lucas is 78 years old and still alive. britannica.com/biography/Geor...
DAKKADAKKA Jesus Christ. What the happened to Star Wars. George Lucas must be turning in his grave- I beg your pardon. I 5M views • From Raging_Ryno Readers added context they thought people might want to know George Lucas is 78 years old and still alive. britannica.com/biography/Geor...

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It's exhausting

sio @bestinsio so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again
sio @bestinsio so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again

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How's that sound?

Jaron Myers @jaronmyers Asked mom what she wanted for Christmas this year and she said “I don't want any gifts, I just want to know my kids are happy" well that's a pretty big ask, Christy. Can I just get you the vacuum and call it even
Jaron Myers @jaronmyers Asked mom what she wanted for Christmas this year and she said “I don't want any gifts, I just want to know my kids are happy" well that's a pretty big ask, Christy. Can I just get you the vacuum and call it even

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Just had to check

Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9 6:17 AM 12/5/24 1.4M Views 66 14.7K 66K ☐ 1.2K <]
Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9 6:17 AM 12/5/24 1.4M Views 66 14.7K 66K ☐ 1.2K <]

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They're gonna love that

Irena Buzarewicz @Irena Buzarewicz It's the cat's birthday
Irena Buzarewicz @Irena Buzarewicz It's the cat's birthday

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Oops!

Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Time for bed! *puts phone down* Oops, forgot to set my alarm! *picks phone back up and surfs the web for 7.5 hrs*
Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Time for bed! *puts phone down* Oops, forgot to set my alarm! *picks phone back up and surfs the web for 7.5 hrs*

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