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Who is making up these statistics?

Garrett Haake @GarrettHaake On what planet? I'm a millennial and if I thought any of my friends had this much cash saved I would rob them myself. CNBC @CNBC 14h 1 in 6 millennials have $100,000 saved - here's how much you should have at every age. cnb.cx/33DIXcb
Garrett Haake @GarrettHaake On what planet? I'm a millennial and if I thought any of my friends had this much cash saved I would rob them myself. CNBC @CNBC 14h 1 in 6 millennials have $100,000 saved - here's how much you should have at every age. cnb.cx/33DIXcb

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How to get a girl

Devin Wagner @iamdevinwagner There is this absolutely gorgeous girl at my gym but I never know how to start a conversation with her without looking like the annoying dude trying to hit on her while she works out so I'm thinking tonight I'm gonna drop a weight on my foot and ask her to take me to the hospital
Devin Wagner @iamdevinwagner There is this absolutely gorgeous girl at my gym but I never know how to start a conversation with her without looking like the annoying dude trying to hit on her while she works out so I'm thinking tonight I'm gonna drop a weight on my foot and ask her to take me to the hospital

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To the office

Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_Malls Tax office? The Guardian @guardian Richard Branson's quest: to boldly go where no billionaire has gone before theguardian.com/science/2021/j...
Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_Malls Tax office? The Guardian @guardian Richard Branson's quest: to boldly go where no billionaire has gone before theguardian.com/science/2021/j...

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100 years later and nothing has changed

Nooruddean → @BeardedGenius Fact we're in the 'Twenties' sounds so weird. It's so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war
Nooruddean → @BeardedGenius Fact we're in the 'Twenties' sounds so weird. It's so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war

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It depends...

98米 @98thsadboy What's the ideal age to get married? KAZO @kvzxxm biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never.
98米 @98thsadboy What's the ideal age to get married? KAZO @kvzxxm biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never.

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Thanks, dad

Em K @don_barclay Stay away from people who think you're arguing every time you try to explain yourself. Baby Boy @muiztheboy I live in their house >
Em K @don_barclay Stay away from people who think you're arguing every time you try to explain yourself. Baby Boy @muiztheboy I live in their house >

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The garage is the dream

JAY @LifeOfJay98 These huge companies all started from a garage... what's YOUR excuse? Disney Apple Amazon Google BRANDO @el_branbran I don't have a garage.
JAY @LifeOfJay98 These huge companies all started from a garage... what's YOUR excuse? Disney Apple Amazon Google BRANDO @el_branbran I don't have a garage.

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I... uh...

Connor Stone @connorstonehere Interviewer: Do you promise you will love us unconditionally and value your employer above your friends and family? Me: Haha no, I just want to make money. Interviewer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you would jump on a live hand grenade to protect this Wendy's.
Connor Stone @connorstonehere Interviewer: Do you promise you will love us unconditionally and value your employer above your friends and family? Me: Haha no, I just want to make money. Interviewer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you would jump on a live hand grenade to protect this Wendy's.

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Congrats

John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec) @Cokedupoptions Congratulations to the IRS on winning the $846.3 million Mega Millions Jackpot! = Forbes Subscribe Sign In TAXES ⚫ EDITORS' PICK Winner Of $1.28 Billion Lottery Gets $433.7 Million After Tax Robert W. Wood Senior Contributor I focus on taxes and litigation.
John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec) @Cokedupoptions Congratulations to the IRS on winning the $846.3 million Mega Millions Jackpot! = Forbes Subscribe Sign In TAXES ⚫ EDITORS' PICK Winner Of $1.28 Billion Lottery Gets $433.7 Million After Tax Robert W. Wood Senior Contributor I focus on taxes and litigation.

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Which billionaire wants to give me some change?

someone's mom @bustelo4babies It's so funny how $5000 would change my life rn and some people spend that on just like... a purse.
someone's mom @bustelo4babies It's so funny how $5000 would change my life rn and some people spend that on just like... a purse.

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Make it make sense

Diana B @sadiesez1 The bank says I can't afford a $950 mortgage so I pay $1400 a month in rent instead.
Diana B @sadiesez1 The bank says I can't afford a $950 mortgage so I pay $1400 a month in rent instead.

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Companies don't care

Whisper @wagonxburnerx My uncle died from cancer last week. He worked for freedom mortgage and they denied him medical leave when the man was dying. All week they've been calling and fedexing him letters threatening his job because he didn't show up to work BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD. 6:25 PM - 09 Feb 23 84.4K Views
Whisper @wagonxburnerx My uncle died from cancer last week. He worked for freedom mortgage and they denied him medical leave when the man was dying. All week they've been calling and fedexing him letters threatening his job because he didn't show up to work BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD. 6:25 PM - 09 Feb 23 84.4K Views

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Probably

Starring Me Jesse McLaren @McJesse Are racist people like "ugh, my open minded uncle is going to be at Thanksgiving this year." 11/22/16, 8:02 AM
Starring Me Jesse McLaren @McJesse Are racist people like "ugh, my open minded uncle is going to be at Thanksgiving this year." 11/22/16, 8:02 AM

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So much fun

katie @socompliKATIED Being poor is cool cause you'll be saving up for something you really want and you'll almost be there and ready to buy it and then your check engine light comes on 7:39 PM - 11/27/22 Twitter for iPhone
katie @socompliKATIED Being poor is cool cause you'll be saving up for something you really want and you'll almost be there and ready to buy it and then your check engine light comes on 7:39 PM - 11/27/22 Twitter for iPhone

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status of boycott: F A I L E D

Post UHN UHN PLUS - Última Hora Noticias ❤ PLUS @UHN_Plus ||ÚLTIMA HORA Responder Seguir ++ Disney, IBM, Comcast, Warner Bros. Discovery, y Lionsgate Entertainment reanudarán su publicidad en X (antes Twitter) tras un año de boicot a la plataforma. X 12:52 p. m. - 15 nov. 2024 - 62 mil Visualizaciones

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Ever do that?

Linus Tech Tips @Linus Tech Ever whip out your phone to quickly snap a pic and realize ur in selfie mode by accident? Post 'em!
Linus Tech Tips @Linus Tech Ever whip out your phone to quickly snap a pic and realize ur in selfie mode by accident? Post 'em!

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Austrian Airlines leaving the platform in grand fashion

We took a moment to locate our nearest X-it. Austrian is closing this account effective immediately. Austrian
We took a moment to locate our nearest X-it. Austrian is closing this account effective immediately. Austrian

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Sigh...

Adv. Ayushi Doshi @AyushiiDoshiii Follow I can't believe my junior sent me this. Today's kids are something else. He stayed late, so now he's going to show up late to the office to "make up" for it. What a move! ⑪i am speechless mahn. Office Hii Sir & Ma'am I will be coming tomorrow at 11.30 am Because I am currently leaving office at 8.30 pm 8:24 PM Ө ₹ 4:17 PM - Nov 12, 2024 1.8M Views 55 1.5K 11K ☐ 1.4K ↑
Adv. Ayushi Doshi @AyushiiDoshiii Follow I can't believe my junior sent me this. Today's kids are something else. He stayed late, so now he's going to show up late to the office to "make up" for it. What a move! ⑪i am speechless mahn. Office Hii Sir & Ma'am I will be coming tomorrow at 11.30 am Because I am currently leaving office at 8.30 pm 8:24 PM Ө ₹ 4:17 PM - Nov 12, 2024 1.8M Views 55 1.5K 11K ☐ 1.4K ↑

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Can't we just be happy for people?

Tweet 12h 1 month c-------- free 50 202 113 6,369 1h go L 9 years mother fabr Congratulate yourself after 2 years MINIMUM or be prepared to start the loop again. 5 2 ४
Tweet 12h 1 month c-------- free 50 202 113 6,369 1h go L 9 years mother fabr Congratulate yourself after 2 years MINIMUM or be prepared to start the loop again. 5 2 ४

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Police? This guy

2d 24 years around the sun today 418 17262 18.4K ↑ ılı eplying to Too old for me. I prefer 16-20, yes I'm 27. :08 AM - 2021-06-19 Twitter for Android
2d 24 years around the sun today 418 17262 18.4K ↑ ılı eplying to Too old for me. I prefer 16-20, yes I'm 27. :08 AM - 2021-06-19 Twitter for Android

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