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Oh yeah, peak comedy

pun bible PB Pun_bible @thepunbible This is peak comedy BART BARTENDER

pun bible PB Pun_bible @thepunbible This is peak comedy BART BARTENDER

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So sweet

100 11h HRH COLLECTION You're likely not depressed. You're just fat and or ugly and probably some kind of a mild loser. Do something about it idiot. HRH AUG 22, 2024 AT 11:27 AM 10 minutes after Sep 30 Post walk depression is real. 29 198 3.4K 125K ...

100 11h HRH COLLECTION You're likely not depressed. You're just fat and or ugly and probably some kind of a mild loser. Do something about it idiot. HRH AUG 22, 2024 AT 11:27 AM 10 minutes after Sep 30 Post walk depression is real. 29 198 3.4K 125K ...

thanks i'm cured /r/thanksimcured bad advice hrh collection

That's just not true

things americans say /r/shitamericanssay america 'murica americans usa sports

Yeah, they would never

16h European Colonial History in six words: "Is that yours? It's mine now." 4,996 20.4K 99K Replying to @neiltyson Americans would never do this. We save nations. Not destroy them. 05:41 11/07/2020 Twitter for iPhone

16h European Colonial History in six words: "Is that yours? It's mine now." 4,996 20.4K 99K Replying to @neiltyson Americans would never do this. We save nations. Not destroy them. 05:41 11/07/2020 Twitter for iPhone

things americans say /r/shitamericanssay america 'murica americans usa

So annoying

Put the salary in the job description. No one should have to take time off work to find out the job they are interviewing for pays significantly less than the one they already have. 11:20 PM - Aug 1, 2024 32 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 348 Likes

Put the salary in the job description. No one should have to take time off work to find out the job they are interviewing for pays significantly less than the one they already have. 11:20 PM - Aug 1, 2024 32 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 348 Likes

/r/recruitinghell recruiting hell jobs works annoying linkedin lunatics

That's what it's all about

b craft C @mermaidblood when you see your little fur baby walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster 'cause they're excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

b craft C @mermaidblood when you see your little fur baby walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster 'cause they're excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

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When will it end?

Flightbae™ @justcallmeBABA You spend your early 20's thinking you'll have everything together by 25, and then reach 25 and realise you're still a child who likes to eat cereal for dinner and sing along to Disney movies, except now you have bills and taxes and anxiety and can't sleep.

Flightbae™ @justcallmeBABA You spend your early 20's thinking you'll have everything together by 25, and then reach 25 and realise you're still a child who likes to eat cereal for dinner and sing along to Disney movies, except now you have bills and taxes and anxiety and can't sleep.

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You don't HAVE to...

todd dillard @toddedillard I don't know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking

todd dillard @toddedillard I don't know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking

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How did we survive?

james nielssen @LilYeetX bro you remember being like 8 no phone no mp3 player completely unprepared just showing up to school with a lunchable like f whatever happens to me today happens it

james nielssen @LilYeetX bro you remember being like 8 no phone no mp3 player completely unprepared just showing up to school with a lunchable like f whatever happens to me today happens it

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I don't want either...

Alex Baze @bazecraze Me: this meeting could've been an email. Also me: (gets an email) Godda

Alex Baze @bazecraze Me: this meeting could've been an email. Also me: (gets an email) Godda

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That's not simple...

charlie @chunkbardey Follow so funny when recipe writers are like "this is a perfect one for those days when you have NOTHING in your fridge. so you're gonna start with some leftover pulled pork"

charlie @chunkbardey Follow so funny when recipe writers are like "this is a perfect one for those days when you have NOTHING in your fridge. so you're gonna start with some leftover pulled pork"

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Please refrigerate your ketchup

hottest bin joann fabrics @teehee_sarah living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated

hottest bin joann fabrics @teehee_sarah living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated

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Tired of being the bigger person

Caresha Plz @Famous_Nobodie Why is the pressure to "be the bigger person," always placed on the person who was wronged? 7:08 AM 10/10/20 Twitter for iPhone 53.7K Retweets 3,298 Quote Tweets 201K Likes

Caresha Plz @Famous_Nobodie Why is the pressure to "be the bigger person," always placed on the person who was wronged? 7:08 AM 10/10/20 Twitter for iPhone 53.7K Retweets 3,298 Quote Tweets 201K Likes

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Why is it like this?

AlwaysAshley @AshleyFrankly Prior authorizations be like: My doctor: You need this medicine. Dr to pharmacy: She needs this medicine. Pharmacy to insurance: Her doctor says she needs this medicine. Insurance: Does she though? Let's ask her doctor.

AlwaysAshley @AshleyFrankly Prior authorizations be like: My doctor: You need this medicine. Dr to pharmacy: She needs this medicine. Pharmacy to insurance: Her doctor says she needs this medicine. Insurance: Does she though? Let's ask her doctor.

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Sorry, I'm new

Steve @stevethesage being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason Manda @Mandaa1010 Someone said it feels like you're a new character on season 5 of a show

Steve @stevethesage being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason Manda @Mandaa1010 Someone said it feels like you're a new character on season 5 of a show

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I can't handle this...

Tricia Rae Pendergrast @traependergrast nature documentary: you now have an emotional attachment to this crab me: ok documentary: do u promise to love him me: yes of course documentary: THE CRAB IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL me:

Tricia Rae Pendergrast @traependergrast nature documentary: you now have an emotional attachment to this crab me: ok documentary: do u promise to love him me: yes of course documentary: THE CRAB IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL me:

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College is weird...

Audrey Longhorne @credenzaclear2 community college was so crazy i was 16 years old & my partner for public speaking class was a 38 year old ex-felon & we were straight up besties 500

Audrey Longhorne @credenzaclear2 community college was so crazy i was 16 years old & my partner for public speaking class was a 38 year old ex-felon & we were straight up besties 500

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The best kind

Jordan @JORDANBENNING a gender reveal party where its just you and your partner in a doctors office and you ask your doctor what the gender of your baby is and then they tell you and then you go home

Jordan @JORDANBENNING a gender reveal party where its just you and your partner in a doctors office and you ask your doctor what the gender of your baby is and then they tell you and then you go home

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Rejoice!

Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar After 6 weeks, $140 in supplies, and daily watering, we're only three to four weeks away from enjoying a single 25¢ vegetable from our garden.

Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar After 6 weeks, $140 in supplies, and daily watering, we're only three to four weeks away from enjoying a single 25¢ vegetable from our garden.

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Yep

Mike Maria @imuscle_mike Name a sport ruckin @ruckin have u ever tried to hurry out of bed to go pee and rush back so you don't lose any "tired" Imao

Mike Maria @imuscle_mike Name a sport ruckin @ruckin have u ever tried to hurry out of bed to go pee and rush back so you don't lose any "tired" Imao

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