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Follow Hospitals should only be in life/death situations. If you can still see out of both eyes, just relax, eat clean, get plenty of sleep and lay off the drugs for awhile. Your body will fix itself if you stop abusing it. 11:04 PM Dec 12, 2024 4,388 Views

Follow Hospitals should only be in life/death situations. If you can still see out of both eyes, just relax, eat clean, get plenty of sleep and lay off the drugs for awhile. Your body will fix itself if you stop abusing it. 11:04 PM Dec 12, 2024 4,388 Views

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Have you tried it?

Patrick Mulder @MrPatrickMulder If you say 'mental illness' 3 times in the mirror, someone with a Live Laugh Love t-shirt will appear behind you and ask if you've tried going outside. 7:53 PM 4/19/19 Twitter for iPhone

Patrick Mulder @MrPatrickMulder If you say 'mental illness' 3 times in the mirror, someone with a Live Laugh Love t-shirt will appear behind you and ask if you've tried going outside. 7:53 PM 4/19/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Just get over it

Dec 19 this is one of those things you need to get past as a teenager btw ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal Dec 17 You're so-quiet You should talk more -gets ignored -gets interrupted -gets talked no one pays over attention -no one Never cares again 194 t↓ 1.7K 49K Ilil 1.6M

Dec 19 this is one of those things you need to get past as a teenager btw ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal Dec 17 You're so-quiet You should talk more -gets ignored -gets interrupted -gets talked no one pays over attention -no one Never cares again 194 t↓ 1.7K 49K Ilil 1.6M

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Same thing

my name is no. @om_eye_goodness my 3 year old kept saying she "wants a spirit guest & needs a spirit guest" and "has a spirit guest" and like 4 exorcisms later, i realized she was just talking about asparagus.

my name is no. @om_eye_goodness my 3 year old kept saying she "wants a spirit guest & needs a spirit guest" and "has a spirit guest" and like 4 exorcisms later, i realized she was just talking about asparagus.

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A full nights sleep?

I think as you grow older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can't be bought.

I think as you grow older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can't be bought.

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Rainbows

SIAN THYMES @SianThymes Follow "Stacking Rainbow" in all your classic fun rainbow colours! Including beige, taupe, sleet and misery! JABA DABA DO... 18m+ STACKING RAINBOW

SIAN THYMES @SianThymes Follow "Stacking Rainbow" in all your classic fun rainbow colours! Including beige, taupe, sleet and misery! JABA DABA DO... 18m+ STACKING RAINBOW

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Getting realer and realer

jim, agent of chaos @urvillageidiot why do they keep remaking disney movies and make the animals look "realistic" if i wanted to see an elephant be sad for over an hour i would go to the ZOO

jim, agent of chaos @urvillageidiot why do they keep remaking disney movies and make the animals look "realistic" if i wanted to see an elephant be sad for over an hour i would go to the ZOO

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Sorry about that

Me: Hey can you pay for this procedure that my doctor agrees I need? My insurance company: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

Me: Hey can you pay for this procedure that my doctor agrees I need? My insurance company: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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That's your whole job

Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Professor: most of you won't pass this course Me: cool so you're like, Real s' your job at

Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Professor: most of you won't pass this course Me: cool so you're like, Real s' your job at

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Fess up

popular loner (@milkyy_tweets. 16h Saying "who's their ceo" anytime I'm mildly dissatisfied with my experience somewhere 37 14.8K 51K 546K unfriendly hottie @unfaznhottie Follow No more “can I speak to the manager” “who’s their ceo" is it

popular loner (@milkyy_tweets. 16h Saying "who's their ceo" anytime I'm mildly dissatisfied with my experience somewhere 37 14.8K 51K 546K unfriendly hottie @unfaznhottie Follow No more “can I speak to the manager” “who’s their ceo" is it

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Oh!

Sierra Armor Eris @unbridled_id I've tweeted this before, but my ethics professor impregnated his son's girlfriend. I think about it every class

Sierra Armor Eris @unbridled_id I've tweeted this before, but my ethics professor impregnated his son's girlfriend. I think about it every class

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Kind of funny

Tumisha()'s Spooky Stud Boiwife... @disrupthehuman ngl, corporations being forced to come on here and publicly say slike "we apologize for the impersonator account that tweeted that everyone deserves food, clean water, and shelter, that is absolutely not what we stand for" is pretty funny. 12:28 AM - 2022-11-11 - Twitter for Android 5,393 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 18.9K Likes

Tumisha()'s Spooky Stud Boiwife... @disrupthehuman ngl, corporations being forced to come on here and publicly say slike "we apologize for the impersonator account that tweeted that everyone deserves food, clean water, and shelter, that is absolutely not what we stand for" is pretty funny. 12:28 AM - 2022-11-11 - Twitter for Android 5,393 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 18.9K Likes

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Why wait?

Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social The of Warren Buffett is ling onto $147 high while folks are starving, our democracy is crumbling, but he's going to do a philanthropy w/ it after he's dead, so I'm supposed to applaud this? He could be generous NOW, but he's not? There are no good billionaires. None. November 27, 2024 at 3:10 PM Everybody can reply

Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social The of Warren Buffett is ling onto $147 high while folks are starving, our democracy is crumbling, but he's going to do a philanthropy w/ it after he's dead, so I'm supposed to applaud this? He could be generous NOW, but he's not? There are no good billionaires. None. November 27, 2024 at 3:10 PM Everybody can reply

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Makes sense

Lillie Franks, Writer of Wrongs @onyxaminedlife Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" 000 -How can we respond to COVID without sacrificing rich people's yacht money? -Saving the environment sounds nice but what about rich people's yacht money? -Medicare for all would destroy rich people's yacht money 2:21 PM · Dec 3, 2020 Twitter Web App

Lillie Franks, Writer of Wrongs @onyxaminedlife Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" 000 -How can we respond to COVID without sacrificing rich people's yacht money? -Saving the environment sounds nice but what about rich people's yacht money? -Medicare for all would destroy rich people's yacht money 2:21 PM · Dec 3, 2020 Twitter Web App

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Huh...

Other98 The Other 98% People who are not rich must borrow to afford college. So in the long run, they wind up paying *more* for college than rich people who pay out of pocket upfront. In this way, student debt operates as a poverty tax-a form of punishment for being poor and wanting higher education.

Other98 The Other 98% People who are not rich must borrow to afford college. So in the long run, they wind up paying *more* for college than rich people who pay out of pocket upfront. In this way, student debt operates as a poverty tax-a form of punishment for being poor and wanting higher education.

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Get real

duml @adequatelyjed Follow was informed my rent is increasing in October so i asked why and they said "we increase the rent every year because the cost of living goes up every year." my brother in christ YOU ARE THE COST OF LIVING 12:59 PM - 7/1/24 From Earth - 6.1K Views . 77 Reposts 2 Quotes 736 Likes 2 Bookmarks 27 ☐ I

duml @adequatelyjed Follow was informed my rent is increasing in October so i asked why and they said "we increase the rent every year because the cost of living goes up every year." my brother in christ YOU ARE THE COST OF LIVING 12:59 PM - 7/1/24 From Earth - 6.1K Views . 77 Reposts 2 Quotes 736 Likes 2 Bookmarks 27 ☐ I

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