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McErin @colleen_eileen My BBC (bossy boomer coworker) saw me using keyboard shortcuts and when she noticed I had copy pasted instead of saying oh neat what a time saver she told me it was against company ... policy help

McErin @colleen_eileen My BBC (bossy boomer coworker) saw me using keyboard shortcuts and when she noticed I had copy pasted instead of saying oh neat what a time saver she told me it was against company ... policy help

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Awkward

LIFF SH when you realize This story is getting more coverage than UnitedHealthcare ever gave.

LIFF SH when you realize This story is getting more coverage than UnitedHealthcare ever gave.

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Hey now...

I wish we could choose our baby fathers 11:56 AM - 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 306 Retweets 514 Likes -10h- Someone come tell her before I do cause Imma hurt her feelings.

I wish we could choose our baby fathers 11:56 AM - 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 306 Retweets 514 Likes -10h- Someone come tell her before I do cause Imma hurt her feelings.

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Makes you think...

Jim Rossignol ❤ @jimrossignol I'm always fascinated by the line "we don't want to become minorities in our own country". Why not? Are they treated badly or something?

Jim Rossignol ❤ @jimrossignol I'm always fascinated by the line "we don't want to become minorities in our own country". Why not? Are they treated badly or something?

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You sure?

Gary Peterson @GaryPetersor Jul 6, 2023 Having a photo op with Kyle Rittenhouse must've been what it was like to shake hands with the mighty Hercules after the first crusades. GG Readers added context This photo is digitally altered. checkyourfact.com/2023/07/12/fac... ->

Gary Peterson @GaryPetersor Jul 6, 2023 Having a photo op with Kyle Rittenhouse must've been what it was like to shake hands with the mighty Hercules after the first crusades. GG Readers added context This photo is digitally altered. checkyourfact.com/2023/07/12/fac... ->

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It's not a bad game

5h tetris players when they see unsupervised children I GIF 27 2 4h 600 this joke doesnt evenmake sense 1 .2h i know i just dislike tetris because i am bad at it

5h tetris players when they see unsupervised children I GIF 27 2 4h 600 this joke doesnt evenmake sense 1 .2h i know i just dislike tetris because i am bad at it

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Iced tea

SAW @Saw 2023-01-19 scream? you mean the sound i fall asleep to? yawn. 386 4,1k 37,3k 3,2M I Ghostface @GhostfaceT.... 2023-01-19 Maybe if you weren't sleeping your films would've been better. 572 4,3k 32,8k 5,7M 1 AriZona Iced Tea 30 @DrinkAriZona AriZona Iced Tea Suivre

SAW @Saw 2023-01-19 scream? you mean the sound i fall asleep to? yawn. 386 4,1k 37,3k 3,2M I Ghostface @GhostfaceT.... 2023-01-19 Maybe if you weren't sleeping your films would've been better. 572 4,3k 32,8k 5,7M 1 AriZona Iced Tea 30 @DrinkAriZona AriZona Iced Tea Suivre

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RIP

Barry R @MagnumPI242.15h It's worse than that mate. She's deid. ninal 2 | The Queen's Terminal

Barry R @MagnumPI242.15h It's worse than that mate. She's deid. ninal 2 | The Queen's Terminal

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Now that's range

@buffys define 'range' mia @arrivalleneuve Willem Dafoe Rat Willem Dafoe Jesus

@buffys define 'range' mia @arrivalleneuve Willem Dafoe Rat Willem Dafoe Jesus

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For soup

Mav Hey WARPE Bowling For Soup ✶ Musician/band NOV 20, 7:34 AM Wibble Fall Tony @wiffleballtony1 Are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup 6:26 pm 07 Oct 17 4,150 RETWEETS 8,892 LIKES 17 Can you clarify something for us? To earn 5:25 PM

Mav Hey WARPE Bowling For Soup ✶ Musician/band NOV 20, 7:34 AM Wibble Fall Tony @wiffleballtony1 Are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup 6:26 pm 07 Oct 17 4,150 RETWEETS 8,892 LIKES 17 Can you clarify something for us? To earn 5:25 PM

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Dog police?

The One True Poster @OneTruePoster Guy who lost a game of chess to a dog: hello dog police I would like to file a report of cheating JIGGA.5mbK @jiggadrin · 3h Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took ... Show more

The One True Poster @OneTruePoster Guy who lost a game of chess to a dog: hello dog police I would like to file a report of cheating JIGGA.5mbK @jiggadrin · 3h Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took ... Show more

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They'll use it eventually

ian karmel @IanKarmel Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to your knife flavored whiskey." hold • 1:09 PM 12/8/24 641K Views 46 1.8K 36K 712 企

ian karmel @IanKarmel Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to your knife flavored whiskey." hold • 1:09 PM 12/8/24 641K Views 46 1.8K 36K 712 企

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Everything is a competition

mar Follow @itsmariannnna got a pretty bad nosebleed at work and everyone was like "omggg are you okay” and i was treated like a princess and then half an hour later my coworker one upped me by having a seizure lol 3:20 AM 16 Dec 24 1.6M Views 0 3,193 Reposts 234 Quotes 129K Likes

mar Follow @itsmariannnna got a pretty bad nosebleed at work and everyone was like "omggg are you okay” and i was treated like a princess and then half an hour later my coworker one upped me by having a seizure lol 3:20 AM 16 Dec 24 1.6M Views 0 3,193 Reposts 234 Quotes 129K Likes

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Her knees are too pointy

Wild Geerters @steinkobbe me watching the witcher 4 trailer: looks neat weird guy who spends 12 hours a day consuming rage content watching it: Enlraged orbicularis oris, too compressed glabela, nasion bridge too high, body of zygomatic bone is too high. 3:05-13 Dec 24 50K Views

Wild Geerters @steinkobbe me watching the witcher 4 trailer: looks neat weird guy who spends 12 hours a day consuming rage content watching it: Enlraged orbicularis oris, too compressed glabela, nasion bridge too high, body of zygomatic bone is too high. 3:05-13 Dec 24 50K Views

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It'd blow his mind

Marlo the Hutt @YesYoureR Imagine explaining to Benjamin Franklin that the hawk tuah girl ran a fraudulent crypto scheme but nobody cared because they were too busy talking about the s dude who murdered the CEO of an insurance company that used Al to auto-deny claims and then escaped on a bikeshare

Marlo the Hutt @YesYoureR Imagine explaining to Benjamin Franklin that the hawk tuah girl ran a fraudulent crypto scheme but nobody cared because they were too busy talking about the s dude who murdered the CEO of an insurance company that used Al to auto-deny claims and then escaped on a bikeshare

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Will it work?

for weeks my parents have been at war against a very resourceful rat and I've been begging them to call pest control but no my dad would rather balance a banana on a 2x4 over a garbage can full of water like a furing cartoon cat

for weeks my parents have been at war against a very resourceful rat and I've been begging them to call pest control but no my dad would rather balance a banana on a 2x4 over a garbage can full of water like a furing cartoon cat

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