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My dad wanted to surprise my little sister with Disney World by making her do a word puzzle. She got stuck here WE DIE R GOING TO S W N ia O
My dad wanted to surprise my little sister with Disney World by making her do a word puzzle. She got stuck here WE DIE R GOING TO S W N ia O

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Sorry?

Nintendo Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica Meow meow meow! Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat! This Tweet has been deleted.
Nintendo Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica Meow meow meow! Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat! This Tweet has been deleted.

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Not a bad idea

Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan What about Americans who already paid off their student loans? Nina Turner @ninaturner 2h Replying to @Jim_Jordan You should introduce a bill to repay them, if you're legitimately concerned. 114 194 4,129
Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan What about Americans who already paid off their student loans? Nina Turner @ninaturner 2h Replying to @Jim_Jordan You should introduce a bill to repay them, if you're legitimately concerned. 114 194 4,129

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Thanks for that

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 4h And ... we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol 25.1K 42.8K 289K 1 Frank Lesser @sadmonsters Replying to @elonmusk "Rome has never been this brightly lit at night!" -Nero 600
Elon Musk @elonmusk. 4h And ... we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol 25.1K 42.8K 289K 1 Frank Lesser @sadmonsters Replying to @elonmusk "Rome has never been this brightly lit at night!" -Nero 600

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Which is a win

The Leninist Lawyer? @LovelyLeninist Empathy, self awareness, and a soul. Creepy.org@creepydotorg - Jan 1 What's something you have that the richest man in the world doesn't?
The Leninist Lawyer? @LovelyLeninist Empathy, self awareness, and a soul. Creepy.org@creepydotorg - Jan 1 What's something you have that the richest man in the world doesn't?

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Yup

alcohol @Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison @amazaleax 000 Doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it
alcohol @Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison @amazaleax 000 Doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it

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They aren't wrong

Pharrell has listed his Beverly Hills mansion for $17 million bit.ly/ This man live in a community college
Pharrell has listed his Beverly Hills mansion for $17 million bit.ly/ This man live in a community college

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Some people...

A 3h A $3.99 realty record that shows your dad bought it. Much like the company you "run" Bought our first house at age 19...What Y'all buying Show this thread 78 1,165 5,188 Maybe don't pop off and try to make others feel sy with your "accomplishments" especially if proving you a liar comes at the cost of a Wendy's combo
A 3h A $3.99 realty record that shows your dad bought it. Much like the company you "run" Bought our first house at age 19...What Y'all buying Show this thread 78 1,165 5,188 Maybe don't pop off and try to make others feel sy with your "accomplishments" especially if proving you a liar comes at the cost of a Wendy's combo

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The breakup is haunting

Woman married to ghost of 300- year-old pirate announces they have split up ladbible.com/news/weird- Wom... Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds @therecoveringproblemchild Did he.....ghost her?
Woman married to ghost of 300- year-old pirate announces they have split up ladbible.com/news/weird- Wom... Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds @therecoveringproblemchild Did he.....ghost her?

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The bills usually win

Tre Santino @tre_ID What does "competitive salary" even mean Kamikaze KW @Unkle_K The salary will be competing against bills
Tre Santino @tre_ID What does "competitive salary" even mean Kamikaze KW @Unkle_K The salary will be competing against bills

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Haha...

MIT Technology Review MIT Tech Review @techreview Ready for a world in which a $50 DNA test can predict your odds of earning PhD or forecast which toddler gets into a selective preschool? Luther M. Siler @nfinitefreetime You can do this already with a ZIP code.
MIT Technology Review MIT Tech Review @techreview Ready for a world in which a $50 DNA test can predict your odds of earning PhD or forecast which toddler gets into a selective preschool? Luther M. Siler @nfinitefreetime You can do this already with a ZIP code.

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Society is rough

Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet The America dream: Children gathering scrap metal in the hopes of affording education. Saw that a 7 year old is collecting recyclables so he can pay for college.. has made 10k. Get off your tail and go work hard 4 what you want
Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet The America dream: Children gathering scrap metal in the hopes of affording education. Saw that a 7 year old is collecting recyclables so he can pay for college.. has made 10k. Get off your tail and go work hard 4 what you want

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That's gross

baby @ This hardworking man wakes up every morning to do one of society's worst jobs in order to feed his family and you want to disrespect him? Scottie @R A man who knows his place
baby @ This hardworking man wakes up every morning to do one of society's worst jobs in order to feed his family and you want to disrespect him? Scottie @R A man who knows his place

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Get on with it

Big Dumb Man @sodomylov... ·4h: Guys need to stop complaining like get on camera and show YOUR hole if you're so mad about it naiive @naiivememe. 1d Me seeing Os girls buying their 3rd $4 million dollar property while I wake up at 6am to go to work
Big Dumb Man @sodomylov... ·4h: Guys need to stop complaining like get on camera and show YOUR hole if you're so mad about it naiive @naiivememe. 1d Me seeing Os girls buying their 3rd $4 million dollar property while I wake up at 6am to go to work

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It's pretty sad

CAN CNN @CNN A teacher ran out of sick days to stay with his cancer-stricken daughter, so fellow educators chipped in with their sick days -- adding up to 100 days AB-> = Tales from the working class dystopia repackaged as "feel good" stories are getting old.
CAN CNN @CNN A teacher ran out of sick days to stay with his cancer-stricken daughter, so fellow educators chipped in with their sick days -- adding up to 100 days AB-> = Tales from the working class dystopia repackaged as "feel good" stories are getting old.

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Is it worth it?

Seth Timlake @Seth_Timlake > My bill after getting bit by a snake SUMMARY OF PATIENT SERVICES 191.20 5355ES contact ou status of PHARMACY LABORATORY SERVICES $83,341.25 INTENSIVE CARE ROOM INTERMEDIATE CARE ROOM $22,433.00 $21,225,00 $17,766.00 FREQ Q. Can A. Ye RADIOLOGY SPECIAL SERVICES THERAPY SERVICES EMERGENCY CARE SERVICES $5,564.00 $1,423.00 Q. Ca $947.00 A. Y $462.00 Q.V $153,161.25 A. P TOTAL CHARGES I ACCOUNT SUMMARY Service Date 07/04/15 to 07/09/15 The Don @Jacked YaTweets I would've just died
Seth Timlake @Seth_Timlake > My bill after getting bit by a snake SUMMARY OF PATIENT SERVICES 191.20 5355ES contact ou status of PHARMACY LABORATORY SERVICES $83,341.25 INTENSIVE CARE ROOM INTERMEDIATE CARE ROOM $22,433.00 $21,225,00 $17,766.00 FREQ Q. Can A. Ye RADIOLOGY SPECIAL SERVICES THERAPY SERVICES EMERGENCY CARE SERVICES $5,564.00 $1,423.00 Q. Ca $947.00 A. Y $462.00 Q.V $153,161.25 A. P TOTAL CHARGES I ACCOUNT SUMMARY Service Date 07/04/15 to 07/09/15 The Don @Jacked YaTweets I would've just died

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