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David Hughes @david8hughes In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh & f off like 20 miles east.
David Hughes @david8hughes In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh & f off like 20 miles east.

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What is this...

Just got married. Homosexuality was a phase. Anna Khachiyan 1,104 1666 23.4K ili 2.2M ↑ Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertK.... 22m She is a beautiful angel, Tim. Easy to see how she ungayed you.
Just got married. Homosexuality was a phase. Anna Khachiyan 1,104 1666 23.4K ili 2.2M ↑ Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertK.... 22m She is a beautiful angel, Tim. Easy to see how she ungayed you.

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He did not say that

@wiiudisks 19h “ག who tf says "I outrank you in this scenario" Lizardy @Lizard_yyy. 19h bowser did NOT say that THAT'S A MA'GIRL! THANK YOU, MARIO! I OUTRANK YOU, IN THIS SCENARIO! TE4M ZERO 333 ↑ 2.6K 77K ılı 1.9M SS
@wiiudisks 19h “ག who tf says "I outrank you in this scenario" Lizardy @Lizard_yyy. 19h bowser did NOT say that THAT'S A MA'GIRL! THANK YOU, MARIO! I OUTRANK YOU, IN THIS SCENARIO! TE4M ZERO 333 ↑ 2.6K 77K ılı 1.9M SS

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The duality of man

The Traditional Life @The_Trad_Life 22h finking safeway was out of cool ranch AGAIN for the second night in a row so SICK OF THIS S 1 272 51 The Traditional Life @The_Trad_Life - 23h The heart of a True Man will always yearn for a return to simplicity. Q7 175 103
The Traditional Life @The_Trad_Life 22h finking safeway was out of cool ranch AGAIN for the second night in a row so SICK OF THIS S 1 272 51 The Traditional Life @The_Trad_Life - 23h The heart of a True Man will always yearn for a return to simplicity. Q7 175 103

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Side plate

hev @Heathernab Asked my mum and dad why there was a frisbee in the dishwasher and it turns out that for months they've thought it was a "side plate"???
hev @Heathernab Asked my mum and dad why there was a frisbee in the dishwasher and it turns out that for months they've thought it was a "side plate"???

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Foul

madison is skating @madibsk.... 19h v day one of my zero waste journey! used my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee # 345 1.613 16,4K Raven Rimmer @RaeTheB... 13h v . Creator. Followed by taylorhanson Is it...good? 1 1742 273 madison is skating @madibskatin Respondiendo a @RaeTheBird ya @teaxtarot no
madison is skating @madibsk.... 19h v day one of my zero waste journey! used my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee # 345 1.613 16,4K Raven Rimmer @RaeTheB... 13h v . Creator. Followed by taylorhanson Is it...good? 1 1742 273 madison is skating @madibskatin Respondiendo a @RaeTheBird ya @teaxtarot no

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He's okay

もん!! フォロバ20% @monsukke 上の住民落ちてきた、、 大丈夫ですか?って聞いたら大丈夫って言っ てた Translated from Japanese by Google The inhabitants above have fallen, OK? When I asked him, he said it was okay
もん!! フォロバ20% @monsukke 上の住民落ちてきた、、 大丈夫ですか?って聞いたら大丈夫って言っ てた Translated from Japanese by Google The inhabitants above have fallen, OK? When I asked him, he said it was okay

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Fade

Ricky Hollywood @YSufferer The Dominican mortician gave my deceased grandfather a fade and we're suing the funeral home
Ricky Hollywood @YSufferer The Dominican mortician gave my deceased grandfather a fade and we're suing the funeral home

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Oh he's mad

'N . YEN.COM.GH 2 MIN READ Man carries away fridge he bought for girlfriend after catching her cheating Relap$e @therelapse_ You know how mad you gotta be to carry a mf refrigerator.
'N . YEN.COM.GH 2 MIN READ Man carries away fridge he bought for girlfriend after catching her cheating Relap$e @therelapse_ You know how mad you gotta be to carry a mf refrigerator.

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Madlad's wallpaper

_kairy_draws_ @_kairy_draws_ Tbt that time my teacher's computer wasn't working so she plugged the projector to one of the students' computers let's have shrex SEEW
_kairy_draws_ @_kairy_draws_ Tbt that time my teacher's computer wasn't working so she plugged the projector to one of the students' computers let's have shrex SEEW

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He's built different

tn. @supershadio Yesterday my 16 year old lil bro collapses, breathing stops, gets diagnosed with a heart problem... Please see his first entry into the siblings chat while admitted into the hospital on the same day: Lil Broski Imagine dying Couldn't be me
tn. @supershadio Yesterday my 16 year old lil bro collapses, breathing stops, gets diagnosed with a heart problem... Please see his first entry into the siblings chat while admitted into the hospital on the same day: Lil Broski Imagine dying Couldn't be me

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First date things

Krys @Krysonce Eat off his plate on the first date to establish dominance. 3:48 PM - 6/27/20 Tweetbot for iOS • 32.9K Retweets and comments 136K Likes Tae @Tae_Honchoo • 6/27/20 Replying to @Krysonce and @Ceefloetry Leave her with the bill to establish consequences. 96 17869 5,425
Krys @Krysonce Eat off his plate on the first date to establish dominance. 3:48 PM - 6/27/20 Tweetbot for iOS • 32.9K Retweets and comments 136K Likes Tae @Tae_Honchoo • 6/27/20 Replying to @Krysonce and @Ceefloetry Leave her with the bill to establish consequences. 96 17869 5,425

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Bold thing to say

Ailín 冷療 @lukacsleninist Calling the Brits a "devastating microorganism" is a little weird, but I'll take it. CNN International ❤ @cnni This New York student won a $250,000 prize for his research on the devastating microorganism which caused the Irish Potato Famine cnn.it/2FyefcU
Ailín 冷療 @lukacsleninist Calling the Brits a "devastating microorganism" is a little weird, but I'll take it. CNN International ❤ @cnni This New York student won a $250,000 prize for his research on the devastating microorganism which caused the Irish Potato Famine cnn.it/2FyefcU

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At least he's honest

← Post max @fleetwoodmaxpng Follow i just got this resume from a new applicant Resume 1. Upload Download This will be my first job 100% Reset 14:45 30 Oct 24 1M Views . 1,699 Reposts 327 Quotes 73.3K Likes 1,725 Bookmarks 27 Σ go
← Post max @fleetwoodmaxpng Follow i just got this resume from a new applicant Resume 1. Upload Download This will be my first job 100% Reset 14:45 30 Oct 24 1M Views . 1,699 Reposts 327 Quotes 73.3K Likes 1,725 Bookmarks 27 Σ go

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Happy for her

Metro → @MetroUK Follow Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless From metro.co.uk
Metro → @MetroUK Follow Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless From metro.co.uk

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Forgive him

Veronica @maenadea Follow 17yo autistic son was kicked out of a Zoom meeting on Friday, for being rude to an underwater welder doing a career presentation. I told him he needed to apologize. I checked his sent emails. Apology for the Underwater Guy me 8:30 PM N ... Hey, I have made a severe lapse in my judgement, and I am simply here to apologize and expect to be forgiven. I am truly sorry that you kicked me out of my meeting because I wasn't paying attention to his story of his life. I started to think the Underwater Guy's story is kind of a hot mess, and I tried to take a nap while listening. Do you forgive me?
Veronica @maenadea Follow 17yo autistic son was kicked out of a Zoom meeting on Friday, for being rude to an underwater welder doing a career presentation. I told him he needed to apologize. I checked his sent emails. Apology for the Underwater Guy me 8:30 PM N ... Hey, I have made a severe lapse in my judgement, and I am simply here to apologize and expect to be forgiven. I am truly sorry that you kicked me out of my meeting because I wasn't paying attention to his story of his life. I started to think the Underwater Guy's story is kind of a hot mess, and I tried to take a nap while listening. Do you forgive me?

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