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lan Laking @IHLaking | 100% subscribe to this philosophy Hana People who say "no pun intended" are cowards. Intend your puns, weaklings.
lan Laking @IHLaking | 100% subscribe to this philosophy Hana People who say "no pun intended" are cowards. Intend your puns, weaklings.

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Chill, man

Lizzy Smith @elizwsmith Follow I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this... cue the x files theme zoe oe e eo eoz liked Christine Sydelko @csydelko. 9h AirDrop "Professor Donaldson's iPhone" would like to share a photo. Decline [quietly] I'LL KILL YOU. Accept the n and em.
Lizzy Smith @elizwsmith Follow I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this... cue the x files theme zoe oe e eo eoz liked Christine Sydelko @csydelko. 9h AirDrop "Professor Donaldson's iPhone" would like to share a photo. Decline [quietly] I'LL KILL YOU. Accept the n and em.

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That's the only way to deal with it

♡72♥ @Simp4Sluts got my first HOA complaint so instead of just dealing with it and moving on I am reading the entire HOA handbook and snitching on every single one of my neighbors that has s* wrong with their house
♡72♥ @Simp4Sluts got my first HOA complaint so instead of just dealing with it and moving on I am reading the entire HOA handbook and snitching on every single one of my neighbors that has s* wrong with their house

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No

No. Chris Martz That's easy. @ChrisMartzWX.6h It's 95. NahBabyNah NO CALCULATORS! Divide 40 by 1/2 and add 15. What did you get? @NahB... 12h Rate proposed Community Notes 16 175 152 ili 9K Kate @Kayteefrommars. 3h It says divide. Doesn't say multiply. 40/2+15=35 4 27 Chris Martz ili 80 ☐ 1 @ChrisMartzWX.3h Dividing a number by half means dividing it by 0.5, which is multiplying it by two. 1 27 Kate @Kayteefrommars I will block you. 7 tl 83 1 Follow
No. Chris Martz That's easy. @ChrisMartzWX.6h It's 95. NahBabyNah NO CALCULATORS! Divide 40 by 1/2 and add 15. What did you get? @NahB... 12h Rate proposed Community Notes 16 175 152 ili 9K Kate @Kayteefrommars. 3h It says divide. Doesn't say multiply. 40/2+15=35 4 27 Chris Martz ili 80 ☐ 1 @ChrisMartzWX.3h Dividing a number by half means dividing it by 0.5, which is multiplying it by two. 1 27 Kate @Kayteefrommars I will block you. 7 tl 83 1 Follow

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He's not that ugly

devin @fartpog. 10h saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him LEA ty Posted in r/NonPoliticalTwitter reddit
devin @fartpog. 10h saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him LEA ty Posted in r/NonPoliticalTwitter reddit

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Right...

Kristin. @kdfrank_.1d This Black Woman got her degree today! Salvatore @JS_M_860 16h So why ur bio say phillipian 34 1726 Kristin. @kdfrank that's a bible verse lol 129 38K I Follow
Kristin. @kdfrank_.1d This Black Woman got her degree today! Salvatore @JS_M_860 16h So why ur bio say phillipian 34 1726 Kristin. @kdfrank that's a bible verse lol 129 38K I Follow

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Super spicy

i like food ❤ @messedupfoods Follow I said my Pad Thai wasn't spicy last time so please make it extra spicy and this was my receipt 1 Pad Thai 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 MAKE HIM REGRET *Spec Prep* BEING BORN 14:44 11/12/24 3M Views 330 4.7K 130K 5.4K ↑
i like food ❤ @messedupfoods Follow I said my Pad Thai wasn't spicy last time so please make it extra spicy and this was my receipt 1 Pad Thai 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 Spicy 0.00 MAKE HIM REGRET *Spec Prep* BEING BORN 14:44 11/12/24 3M Views 330 4.7K 130K 5.4K ↑

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He'll do it

No. Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX.6h That's easy. It's 95. NahBabyNah #Trump @NahB.... 12h NO CALCULATORS! Divide 40 by 1/2 and add 15. What did you get? Rate proposed Community Notes →> ◇ 16 175 152 ■l 9K 企 Kate @Kayteefrommars 3h It says divide. Doesn't say multiply. 40/2+15=35 4 Il₁l 80 @ChrisMartzWX.3h Chris Martz Dividing a number by half means dividing it by 0.5, which is multiplying it by two. ○ 1 27 Kate → @Kayteefrommars I will block you. ❤ 7 Ill 83 ☐ ↑ Follow
No. Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX.6h That's easy. It's 95. NahBabyNah #Trump @NahB.... 12h NO CALCULATORS! Divide 40 by 1/2 and add 15. What did you get? Rate proposed Community Notes →> ◇ 16 175 152 ■l 9K 企 Kate @Kayteefrommars 3h It says divide. Doesn't say multiply. 40/2+15=35 4 Il₁l 80 @ChrisMartzWX.3h Chris Martz Dividing a number by half means dividing it by 0.5, which is multiplying it by two. ○ 1 27 Kate → @Kayteefrommars I will block you. ❤ 7 Ill 83 ☐ ↑ Follow

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Iconic scenes

THE HOLLY WOOD The Hollywood Handle Follow HANDLE @HollywoodHandle 'SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE' released 6 years ago today. 11:25 PM Dec 12, 2024 1.9M Views 341 13.9K 60K 2.9K [/ The Best @thebestfromtv - Dec 13 • WHO PICKED THESE PHOTOS?? ○ 4 1747 7.1K IlII 61K
THE HOLLY WOOD The Hollywood Handle Follow HANDLE @HollywoodHandle 'SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE' released 6 years ago today. 11:25 PM Dec 12, 2024 1.9M Views 341 13.9K 60K 2.9K [/ The Best @thebestfromtv - Dec 13 • WHO PICKED THESE PHOTOS?? ○ 4 1747 7.1K IlII 61K

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At least...

PAKISTAN WOMEN CRICKET TEAM Deepti Sharma @cowbai At least make holes in the bags for them to breathe Pakistan Cricket @TheRealPCB. 2d Our women cricketers are all set to travel to Karachi for the National High Performance Camp #BackOurGirls
PAKISTAN WOMEN CRICKET TEAM Deepti Sharma @cowbai At least make holes in the bags for them to breathe Pakistan Cricket @TheRealPCB. 2d Our women cricketers are all set to travel to Karachi for the National High Performance Camp #BackOurGirls

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Any rare ones in there?

YUP Yup That Exists @yupthtexists Vancouver woodworker discovers wall full of stuffed animals and beanie babies that were used as insulation in his reno house.
YUP Yup That Exists @yupthtexists Vancouver woodworker discovers wall full of stuffed animals and beanie babies that were used as insulation in his reno house.

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I am afraid

stfu @AceSpur My baby treats me so good optimist prime @louiemagnums Until it's a full moon
stfu @AceSpur My baby treats me so good optimist prime @louiemagnums Until it's a full moon

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Come on, girl

Tay is the Best @taydabae7 Not my mom telling me she still talks to my ex bc I still talk to her ex....... ma'am that's my DAD
Tay is the Best @taydabae7 Not my mom telling me she still talks to my ex bc I still talk to her ex....... ma'am that's my DAD

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No...

amos says BLM T @Amoviet1 ugh i can't get them both to fit in my banner I amos says BLM ET @Amoviet1 nvm figured it out
amos says BLM T @Amoviet1 ugh i can't get them both to fit in my banner I amos says BLM ET @Amoviet1 nvm figured it out

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Twitter is the most politically balanced platform

An interesting thing I noticed is that none of these values add up to 100%. Perhaps the missing percentages represent unaffiliated users.
An interesting thing I noticed is that none of these values add up to 100%. Perhaps the missing percentages represent unaffiliated users.

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The housing crisis

MORE PERFECT UNION More Perfect Union ⭑ @MorePerfectUS Blackstone is now the largest corporate landlord on Earth with over 300,000 homes in the U.S. Billionaires and corporations have bought millions of homes and either raised rents or left them as empty investments. There are 16 million vacant houses-28 for every homeless person.
MORE PERFECT UNION More Perfect Union ⭑ @MorePerfectUS Blackstone is now the largest corporate landlord on Earth with over 300,000 homes in the U.S. Billionaires and corporations have bought millions of homes and either raised rents or left them as empty investments. There are 16 million vacant houses-28 for every homeless person.

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