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← Tweet pokimane@pokimanelol 6h best birthday ever 1,760 675 42.4K Replying to @pokimanelol my dad just got hit by a on coming car and died. like happy birthday and all but this day will now today and forever on. i will be crying tears of sadness on your birthday every year. i wish you the best of luck @pokimanelol and hope my dad made it to heaven ok • 12:21 AM 15 May 20⚫ Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 2 Likes
← Tweet pokimane@pokimanelol 6h best birthday ever 1,760 675 42.4K Replying to @pokimanelol my dad just got hit by a on coming car and died. like happy birthday and all but this day will now today and forever on. i will be crying tears of sadness on your birthday every year. i wish you the best of luck @pokimanelol and hope my dad made it to heaven ok • 12:21 AM 15 May 20⚫ Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 2 Likes

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nobody asked who asked /r/nobodyasked cringe pokimane

Thanks for letting us know?

Trace Adkins @TraceAdkins - 17h . Oh my God. One of the all-time GREAT vocalists. Joe Diffie was my friend. RIP, buddy. @Joe DiffieOnline 142 495 4.2K Replying to @TraceAdkins and @Joe DiffieOnline R.I.P. Joe Back in 87, he and I had a one night stand. The cowboy was very well hung. Unfortunately he never called me back. Heaven gained another 10 inches. 5:30 PM Mar 29, 2020 Twitter for Android . tweets 32 Likes 6/photo/1
Trace Adkins @TraceAdkins - 17h . Oh my God. One of the all-time GREAT vocalists. Joe Diffie was my friend. RIP, buddy. @Joe DiffieOnline 142 495 4.2K Replying to @TraceAdkins and @Joe DiffieOnline R.I.P. Joe Back in 87, he and I had a one night stand. The cowboy was very well hung. Unfortunately he never called me back. Heaven gained another 10 inches. 5:30 PM Mar 29, 2020 Twitter for Android . tweets 32 Likes 6/photo/1

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nobody asked who asked /r/nobodyasked cringe

Okay, buddy

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson We are prisoners of the present, in perpetual transition from an inaccessible past to an unknowable future. 4:42 am 19 Oct. 19 TweetDeck 13K Retweets 56.5K Likes 27 бо Ethan Klein @h3h3productio... . 2h v Replying to @neiltyson K 40 17 38 1,712 1 more reply
Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson We are prisoners of the present, in perpetual transition from an inaccessible past to an unknowable future. 4:42 am 19 Oct. 19 TweetDeck 13K Retweets 56.5K Likes 27 бо Ethan Klein @h3h3productio... . 2h v Replying to @neiltyson K 40 17 38 1,712 1 more reply

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nobody asked who asked /r/nobodyasked cringe

Seriously...

10/22/21 i just had my first kiss at 24 years old 1,710 11.2K 221K 5.10/22/21 17 going on 18. Still no one. Besides that weird swith my cousin, but that dont count 152 403 7,245 Replying to @Deez52351165 what the hu talking bout 23:36 10/22/21 Twitter for iPhone 258 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 23.2K Likes
10/22/21 i just had my first kiss at 24 years old 1,710 11.2K 221K 5.10/22/21 17 going on 18. Still no one. Besides that weird swith my cousin, but that dont count 152 403 7,245 Replying to @Deez52351165 what the hu talking bout 23:36 10/22/21 Twitter for iPhone 258 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 23.2K Likes

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nobody asked who asked /r/nobodyasked cringe hmmm facepalm

That wasn't very smart

Bobby Schroeder @ponettplus apparently my nine-year-old nephew wanted permission to make a facebook account and my sister was like "no, you're nine" and then he figured out how to make one behind her back and got caught immediately when he sent her a friend request
Bobby Schroeder @ponettplus apparently my nine-year-old nephew wanted permission to make a facebook account and my sister was like "no, you're nine" and then he figured out how to make one behind her back and got caught immediately when he sent her a friend request

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kids are stupid kids dumb kids

Honestly, mood

a plate of bamya @NourAbadiii Today my 3 year old niece cried because she remembered she hit her leg somewhere 3 days ago. She said she forgot to cry about her leg that day.
a plate of bamya @NourAbadiii Today my 3 year old niece cried because she remembered she hit her leg somewhere 3 days ago. She said she forgot to cry about her leg that day.

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No way...

Nikki @SadityyyB Kids are mean asf! This little girl asked me what year I was born, I said 1985 and she said "Were you a slave?"
Nikki @SadityyyB Kids are mean asf! This little girl asked me what year I was born, I said 1985 and she said "Were you a slave?"

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Checkmate

TwinzerDad TwinzerDad Toddler: Daddy I want toast. Me: ok, buddy. Here's some toast. Toddler: I don't like butter on my toast Me: (flips toast over to the dry side and hands it back) There ya go. Toddler: Thanks Daddy!
TwinzerDad TwinzerDad Toddler: Daddy I want toast. Me: ok, buddy. Here's some toast. Toddler: I don't like butter on my toast Me: (flips toast over to the dry side and hands it back) There ya go. Toddler: Thanks Daddy!

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Bet they got in trouble

> Watching a documentary on ancient Egypt when my 5 y/o stops in front of the TV, drops her jaw and says, "THEY WROTE ON WALLS? You're not supposed to write on walls!"
> Watching a documentary on ancient Egypt when my 5 y/o stops in front of the TV, drops her jaw and says, "THEY WROTE ON WALLS? You're not supposed to write on walls!"

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That is brutal

Anna @annaszpalik14 When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home... times allmost up
Anna @annaszpalik14 When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home... times allmost up

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Failed surprise

> 5 y.o. I have a Mother's Day gift for you! Me: Awesome, buddy, don't tell me what it is though, okay? 5 y.o. I won't... it's a magnet. Me: Okay bud, see, you just told me what it was. 5 y.o.: BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE PICTURE ON IT. Me: You're right. I can't wait. 5 y.o....It's a picture of me.
> 5 y.o. I have a Mother's Day gift for you! Me: Awesome, buddy, don't tell me what it is though, okay? 5 y.o. I won't... it's a magnet. Me: Okay bud, see, you just told me what it was. 5 y.o.: BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE PICTURE ON IT. Me: You're right. I can't wait. 5 y.o....It's a picture of me.

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Poor dude


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She's smart

Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream There's sibling rivalry, then there's my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother's nursery to tell us that we don't have to collect him today because he's going to live there now and he 'won't even miss us'
Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream There's sibling rivalry, then there's my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother's nursery to tell us that we don't have to collect him today because he's going to live there now and he 'won't even miss us'

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That's a real fear

Fey @Trev97 I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me. 09:25 4/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Fey @Trev97 I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me. 09:25 4/10/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Public armpits is crazy

sarah @sarahradz ... I asked my 8yo if he liked my sleeveless blouse, he said "the color's fine, but I don't like public armpits" Public. Armpits. It's going straight to Goodwill
sarah @sarahradz ... I asked my 8yo if he liked my sleeveless blouse, he said "the color's fine, but I don't like public armpits" Public. Armpits. It's going straight to Goodwill

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Please...

ISAAC TENDO @IsaacDTendo We now pronounce you Mr&MrsTendo $ 10 Ebuka Nwosu @Phardiga Please for the sake of world peace name your first child 'Nin'. Please.
ISAAC TENDO @IsaacDTendo We now pronounce you Mr&MrsTendo $ 10 Ebuka Nwosu @Phardiga Please for the sake of world peace name your first child 'Nin'. Please.

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gaming memes /r/gamingmemes memes gamers gaming video games relatable memes relatable me irl same mood nintendo

Don't worry about it

aue CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r Jedi business, go back to your drinks Follow 000 31
aue CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r Jedi business, go back to your drinks Follow 000 31

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prequel memes /r/prequelmemes star wars star wars memes memes

We got a bad boy over here

Simon Holland → @simoncholland *Me passing a note to the waitress* Hi, I'm going to order Diablo Fire wings but could you please just bring me mild? Also when you bring the mild wings could you please say "whoa, who ordered the Diablo wings?"
Simon Holland → @simoncholland *Me passing a note to the waitress* Hi, I'm going to order Diablo Fire wings but could you please just bring me mild? Also when you bring the mild wings could you please say "whoa, who ordered the Diablo wings?"

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oddly specific /r/oddlyspecific hmmm

What...

Jake Symbol @JakeSymbol I'm sick of pointing a gun at my dad through my window at 2am as he pleas "come on Jake. Just let your old paw in. I'm tired" and replying "You're not my dad. He's asleep in the other room. I hear him snoring" then watching his expression go sour as he turns back toward the woods 9:57 PM 16 Feb 20 13.6K Retweets 350 Quotes 80.6K Likes
Jake Symbol @JakeSymbol I'm sick of pointing a gun at my dad through my window at 2am as he pleas "come on Jake. Just let your old paw in. I'm tired" and replying "You're not my dad. He's asleep in the other room. I hear him snoring" then watching his expression go sour as he turns back toward the woods 9:57 PM 16 Feb 20 13.6K Retweets 350 Quotes 80.6K Likes

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oddly specific

Next time they won't run

frewad Follow @Fredward3948576 went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces 7:42 PM - Sep 2, 2024 1.8M Views
frewad Follow @Fredward3948576 went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces 7:42 PM - Sep 2, 2024 1.8M Views

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comedy heaven /r/comedyheaven memes