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He cracked the code!

tanner @TheeTcup Don't ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess. Kyley King @kyley king He's cracked the code we didn't even know we had
tanner @TheeTcup Don't ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess. Kyley King @kyley king He's cracked the code we didn't even know we had

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#relatable

Dankchains @DANKCHAINS "Hahahahahaha, Imfao. That's hilarious," he types, staring at his phone with a straight face, letting out a sigh
Dankchains @DANKCHAINS "Hahahahahaha, Imfao. That's hilarious," he types, staring at his phone with a straight face, letting out a sigh

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Good luck to future historians

Rob Manuel $ @robmanuel Good luck to future historians understanding our culture ll 02-UK 4G 20:04 Tweet KANYE WEST @kanyewest 2h burn that excel spread sheet 0 563 t03,465 16.8K Wu-Tang Financial @Wu-Tang-F.., . 2h ﹀ @msexcel DONT U DARE SLANDER I HAVE ONE QUEEN AND IT IS DIVERS HER ON THIS PLATFORM 1159 1,031 Microsoft Excel You tell 'em! @msexcel 2h
Rob Manuel $ @robmanuel Good luck to future historians understanding our culture ll 02-UK 4G 20:04 Tweet KANYE WEST @kanyewest 2h burn that excel spread sheet 0 563 t03,465 16.8K Wu-Tang Financial @Wu-Tang-F.., . 2h ﹀ @msexcel DONT U DARE SLANDER I HAVE ONE QUEEN AND IT IS DIVERS HER ON THIS PLATFORM 1159 1,031 Microsoft Excel You tell 'em! @msexcel 2h

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Jason sticking it to the Milk Man

BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk Just been called into the office to be told that British Milk Council are shutting down all social channels. I'm out of a job. Something about misuse of data higher up. F--- that. l've changed the password and theyre not having the account back 4:41 PM Apr 16, 2018 1,872 Retweets 2,356 Likes BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk 3h Replying to @BuyBritishMilk JASON LOG OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT NOW OR I'LL CONTACT TWITTER SUPPORT 36 ロ389 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk 3h Donna your a f------ pie. Can't even keep your own twitter account secure, never mind customers data. Shitshow of an organisation 507 755 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk 2h British Milk Council uses Windows XP! 10 180 289 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk 2h Jason you're punishing the whole organisation for the mistakes of a few. I wasn't in the meeting but we can sort this out amicably away from Twitter Check your works email 21 187 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk 2h Too little too late, Donna. THREE YEARS I worked my arse off for British Milk Council. I built the brand from the ground up. The #ManMilk promotion? My idea! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN MILK, DONNA 65 700
BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk Just been called into the office to be told that British Milk Council are shutting down all social channels. I'm out of a job. Something about misuse of data higher up. F--- that. l've changed the password and theyre not having the account back 4:41 PM Apr 16, 2018 1,872 Retweets 2,356 Likes BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk 3h Replying to @BuyBritishMilk JASON LOG OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT NOW OR I'LL CONTACT TWITTER SUPPORT 36 ロ389 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk 3h Donna your a f------ pie. Can't even keep your own twitter account secure, never mind customers data. Shitshow of an organisation 507 755 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk 2h British Milk Council uses Windows XP! 10 180 289 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk 2h Jason you're punishing the whole organisation for the mistakes of a few. I wasn't in the meeting but we can sort this out amicably away from Twitter Check your works email 21 187 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk 2h Too little too late, Donna. THREE YEARS I worked my arse off for British Milk Council. I built the brand from the ground up. The #ManMilk promotion? My idea! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN MILK, DONNA 65 700

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Cliffy B does it again

Ex-CEO Kaz Hirai @KazHiraiCEO Radical Heights isn't Cliffy B's first Battle Royale game. LawBreakers started with 100 players online and very quickly only had one left.
Ex-CEO Kaz Hirai @KazHiraiCEO Radical Heights isn't Cliffy B's first Battle Royale game. LawBreakers started with 100 players online and very quickly only had one left.

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Finally

Chad @chad Finally BBC News (World). @BBCWorld Trump lifts travel ban on Chad bbc.in/ 2JDEqOf BBCNEWs 4:53 pm 11 Apr 18
Chad @chad Finally BBC News (World). @BBCWorld Trump lifts travel ban on Chad bbc.in/ 2JDEqOf BBCNEWs 4:53 pm 11 Apr 18

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McStupid ass Bitch

Honey _god Yall quick to tell ppl McDonald's is unhealthy. Sis.. what about that relationship you in McStupid ass Bitch 2/23/18,_12:24 PM 33.1K Retweets 97.4K Likes
Honey _god Yall quick to tell ppl McDonald's is unhealthy. Sis.. what about that relationship you in McStupid ass Bitch 2/23/18,_12:24 PM 33.1K Retweets 97.4K Likes

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Doctor finds 27 contact lenses lost in woman’s eye

UK surgeon finds 27 missing contact lenses in woman's eye Ghost @KillianTrill Bitch was seeing in Ultra 4k HD
UK surgeon finds 27 missing contact lenses in woman's eye Ghost @KillianTrill Bitch was seeing in Ultra 4k HD

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Focusing on the real issues😤

Existential Comics @existentialcoms Don't get distracted by petty problems in daily life, concentrate on what is truly important. Like spreading communist propaganda online. 5/22/17, 4:10 PM 533 RETWEETS 1,226 LIKES 23
Existential Comics @existentialcoms Don't get distracted by petty problems in daily life, concentrate on what is truly important. Like spreading communist propaganda online. 5/22/17, 4:10 PM 533 RETWEETS 1,226 LIKES 23

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10/10 twitter poll

Do you think it's easier being male or female? Yes 72% No 22%
Do you think it's easier being male or female? Yes 72% No 22%

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hate when that happens

nan @ellipses I love when adults are like "if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" like l'd jump off a bridge for fun I hate myself 2016-02-13, 12:29 AM 3,319 RETWEETS 3,742 LIKES
nan @ellipses I love when adults are like "if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" like l'd jump off a bridge for fun I hate myself 2016-02-13, 12:29 AM 3,319 RETWEETS 3,742 LIKES

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what did you do today?

mary d @maryjennaa i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen l woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay l don't kn o w 1/7/18, 1:09 AM 76.7K Retweets 223K Likes
mary d @maryjennaa i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen l woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay l don't kn o w 1/7/18, 1:09 AM 76.7K Retweets 223K Likes

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#relatable

damn

lee @leebron My girlfriend told me she would suck John Mayer's d--- in front of her own dad because she loves him so much.I said the girl on a netflix show we were watching was cute and she got mad and told me to watch it by myself.
lee @leebron My girlfriend told me she would suck John Mayer's d--- in front of her own dad because she loves him so much.I said the girl on a netflix show we were watching was cute and she got mad and told me to watch it by myself.

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DAMN

4:09 AM Tweet NUDAH @nudah overheard in the walmart video games aisle, just moments ago: " yea my uncle died in the storm, it completely ruined everything for US "hahahaiget what u mean dude, old people suck at fortnite" " no dude my family's from new orleans, my uncle died in katrina" 3/29/18, 5:38 PM Tweet your reply
4:09 AM Tweet NUDAH @nudah overheard in the walmart video games aisle, just moments ago: " yea my uncle died in the storm, it completely ruined everything for US "hahahaiget what u mean dude, old people suck at fortnite" " no dude my family's from new orleans, my uncle died in katrina" 3/29/18, 5:38 PM Tweet your reply

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extreme sport

alcohol @Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison @amazaleax Doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it
alcohol @Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison @amazaleax Doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it

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unborn baby mecha battle

noodle~chan d @l0meinn00dle If two pregnant women have a fist fight, its like a mecha battle between unborn babies 8:11 AM 11 May 127
noodle~chan d @l0meinn00dle If two pregnant women have a fist fight, its like a mecha battle between unborn babies 8:11 AM 11 May 127

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Pregnant Plok Egg

Little Miss CocoThatSinfulGirl 19 my mother drew pregnant plok on an egg i'm going to die of embarrassment happy easter everyone 91t 刁
Little Miss CocoThatSinfulGirl 19 my mother drew pregnant plok on an egg i'm going to die of embarrassment happy easter everyone 91t 刁

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This is so sad 😢

itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 22 Jun 2011 somebody remind me in seven years not to have kids. DougExeter @Dougxeter 4h dont have kids 91 a itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 1h Too late my daughter is about to be one next month DougExeter @DougExeter 5m you should have said five years itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe Follow ) ﹀ Replying to @DougExeter You right 12:22 PM 21 Mar 2018
itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 22 Jun 2011 somebody remind me in seven years not to have kids. DougExeter @Dougxeter 4h dont have kids 91 a itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 1h Too late my daughter is about to be one next month DougExeter @DougExeter 5m you should have said five years itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe Follow ) ﹀ Replying to @DougExeter You right 12:22 PM 21 Mar 2018

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The Evil Is Defeated

nico @xcx world Follow tweetdeck is OVER, we did it ladies, we defeated local twitter #Tweet Deck lsOverParty The evilis defeated GIF 1:28 AM-10 Mar 2018
nico @xcx world Follow tweetdeck is OVER, we did it ladies, we defeated local twitter #Tweet Deck lsOverParty The evilis defeated GIF 1:28 AM-10 Mar 2018

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Tweetdeck Suspension

tommy Follow @tommytheworld dory, common white girl, holyfag, finah, and tons of other tweetdeck accounts got suspended
tommy Follow @tommytheworld dory, common white girl, holyfag, finah, and tons of other tweetdeck accounts got suspended

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